Bear Lord Volibear

Then from behind the metal box, he took out a half-human thick and heavy logging axe. The huge axe blade, not to mention skin and flesh, could break the bones of a rhinoceros.

The clown's smile froze on his face.

"The flying knife just now was too light and fluttering, and I still hope that this kind of thick and big one can give people a full sense of security."

With a rippling smile, Ahri stretched out his little tongue and licked the smooth face of the axe. At this moment, the style almost turned the whole open hood into a wolf den, and the whistling wolf howling almost overturned the sturdy high-top tent.

"Please allow me to recommend it to you. I think you will like this feeling too, my lord."

Behind the curtain.

Watching the lively and extraordinary performance at the front desk, Volibear looked melancholy, not about worrying about the country and the people, but melancholy for himself.

Because Bloom is helping him wear a skirt.

"Spit out the air in your lungs, Lord Volibear, I'll count one, two and three."

Bronn pulled the thread and slammed one foot on Voliber's old waist. Voliber was strangled by this waist and felt almost suffocated. The distorted tears flowed out. When I looked in the mirror, his head was perfectly round. The bear was strangled with a tall 8. Looking at the horrible slender waist and the fat cortex spilling over the edge of the waist in the mirror, it was like looking at a haha ​​mirror.

It’s just that this haha ​​mirror can’t make him laugh at all. In fact, as the bear form of performances, Volibear is very nervous at this time. With the appearance of each program on the schedule, Volibear appears as the finale. The little deer ran into a nervous heart.

But there is also an unstoppable malice towards society spreading in my heart.

Anyway, what impressed me was what you guys left a deep impression on, and what could be more impressive than revenge on society.

Author's message:

PS: This time I recommend the book I seem to smell a strong smell of NTR single dog crit "As an admiral, even my secretary ship is someone else's wife", I suggest you decide whether to abandon it after reading the thirteen chapters. .

"Admiral Admiral~ This is a greeting card for Qixi Festival."

"Oh, thank you."

"Also... can I hang out with my boyfriend?"

"...Go, I'll fight Deep Sea alone."

"Thank you Admiral."

"To the human admiral, today we are going to accompany our boyfriend, you can go back."

As an admiral, even the secretary ship is someone else's wife.

Chapter 54 In order to save slaves, the heroes decide to become idols

A little old man in a faceless crow robe with sloppy hair and almost bald, stood by the lively high-top tent, looking up and down curiously.

"It's really lively. Older people have poor sleep. I can't sleep well. As for doctors, who has such a big birthday invites such a circus, Xiao Ba has never had a birthday. Old The dumb birthday has just passed, is it possible that these young people find it too easy to make money and burn it for fun?"

"It doesn't look like it is."

The one who was called the doctor was a solemn middle-aged man in a long gown and gown. He was carrying an outdated briefcase in his hand. If it weren’t for the more primitive leather shirt in the gown and gown, absolutely It will be mistaken for a traverser.

"I asked the audience just now. He said it was organized by the businessman standing at the door. It is said that he made a lot of money outside and invited it to please everyone."

He smashed his lips and looked at the noisy high-top tent with a little dissatisfaction. Outside the tent, there was a bunch of spectators peeking at the door, making a strange cry of exclamation.

"Although it is out of good intentions, it is too unreasonable. This kind of circus carries too many dangerous goods. Who is so bold to guarantee them to come in? Now Planck is watching outside. If their people put on makeup What to do if the circus gets mixed in and destroys..."

"Since you are so worried, let's just go in and take a look,"

Compared to the worries of the man called the doctor, the little old man was very straightforward. He just raised his leg to go in, and the doctor had no time to stop him.

"Wait, this kind of mixed place is more dangerous. A person like you..."

"This is my home. If I'm afraid to go anywhere even in my own home, where can I go?"

The little old man got into the high-top tent, leaving the dumb doctor standing outside the tent. He sighed helplessly and followed into the high-top tent.

Deborah was left behind, who was in a cold sweat like a stone statue. He even collected money but seemed to forget to speak.

When entering the tent, you can feel the forcing heat waves and the roaring noise of the mountains and the tsunami-like noise. The two entered the door and did not attract many people's attention. After all, more people wore faceless crow robes, and the audience's attention was lost. Attracted by the wonderful performance, no one paid attention to them, and the two squeezed through the passionate audience and sat down in a random spot in the back row.

Originally, in the two people’s impressions, the circus was basically playing tricks such as trapeze or flying knives, or tame two beasts and they made various funny actions, but the performance on the field completely subverted their previous experience. , At this time, I saw a big yellow cat wearing boots and a wide-brimmed hat, with one paw pierced in the waist and the other waving a hard salted fish. The man stood on the table and knocked the salted fish into cracks. Sounds, out of the posture of a slave overseer, and the green and green humans under her whip are working diligently and building something.

Maybe everyone’s first reaction was that the big cat was trained in advance and could only fix a few movements, but if you observe carefully, you will find that the big yellow cat is really directing people, and you look at the design drawing on the table from time to time. He yelled, then bit the rope around the necks of those fancy humans and pulled them over to look at the picture.

A few human beings were lazily resting in full view, and the big cat quietly lurked behind them and shot a salted fish on the back of their heads, making the audience roar with laughter.

"Wow, what a funny and clever big cat, doctor, you have more knowledge. You said this is a lion or a leopard. It is so clever than the one I raised, which only keeps the air day by day. Teddy is much smarter, you say if I send the dogs to them for training, can I train myself to go to the bathroom."

The little old man also asked cheerfully with a rare face.

"I think your baby dog ​​is better to make a pot of dog meat soup to replenish your body. To give it to others is to force others to strangle the dog and escape in fear of sin. Your dog is born with mental retardation, and I think it can live to this day. My medical skills are superb. I will treat him more than you. I am almost a veterinarian. The only consequence of throwing them is that I have to stitch together a bunch of dog remains."

The doctor replied impatiently, taking out an old bone snuff bottle and taking two sips under his nose like a drug addict, his face looked slightly better.

"Really, it's a pity, but what are they doing? It looks like a stage. Is there any show behind?"

"Let me see. I found a flyer. It should be a show of beast tamer. We seem to be too late, and there is only one show left."

The doctor picked up a leaflet that he didn't know how many times he had been trampled and said.

"The bear sings."

"Oh! Can bears sing? Can bears have human syllables?"

The stage was finally set up, the beautiful big cat bowed to the audience a little, the audience applauded, and the old man clapped his palms and asked like a child excitedly.

"How is it possible? Not to mention that the structure of the bear’s voice is different from that of humans. Even if it is the same, it does not have the brain processing ability to coordinate lyrics. According to my estimation, it is a gimmick show. Train a bear to open and close according to the beat, while others hide. It’s just singing. You’ll see how fake it is when you look at the mouth shape."

The doctor made a final conclusion and said coldly, watching the yellow cat walking the authentic catwalk under the lights and entering the curtain, a bear slowly came out.

Then the sound of the crouching in the auditorium one after another, because the bears in front of them are too spicy.

Obviously a pretty naive bear with white fur, but wearing a sling red deep V dress that can be the size of a bed sheet for humans. Under the sexy knee-length skirt are two fluffy thighs. It should have been The bucket-like waist was strangled into a figure of eight, which caused him to walk like a penguin when he appeared on stage. His face was heavily makeup painted with flaming red lips and purple eyeshadow, and he was frantically wearing false eyelashes longer than the palm of his hand. , This style of retaliating against society won the laughter as soon as it appeared.

If you have to describe it accurately, you just have to look at the cat and the mouse.

"Now, I have invited our storm singer, the well-known bear princess of the frozen earth, to sing a song for everyone, and present tonight's performance as the finale performance, sing a song... sing a song?"

The clown asked, tilting his head, and Volibear was holding a huge blackboard, which was clearly visible in the audience.

"Well, I haven't heard of it, but it only matters. Come on, the band will play, roll over and play, this is the burst drummer bearded girl, this is the bassist Hayate Torso, our versatile bear princess also plays Guitarist, what? What is a guitar bass? You ask me who am I asking?"

The clown listened to the full of doubts and looked impatiently at others' ignorance. Suddenly, the harsh prelude of heavy rock sounded, so that his red nose fell out of shock.

"It should look like a serious narrative song, so it's better to control the scene."

The doctor confidently concluded with an expression that had already seen everything.

This strong prelude was wild and powerful. Under Bron’s amazing arm strength, the drum stand spurred a loud noise that covered the audience. Yasuo also played the bass with the powerful drum rhythm, but the most fascinating. The eye-catching thing is definitely the bear holding the guitar in the middle of the stage. With the help of the almost invisible storm force, an acoustic guitar actually played the sound of an electric guitar at this time. The rhythm is simply tearing. Split lung.

After a long rhythm, Xiong opened his mouth and approached the huge loudspeaker. When he opened his mouth, the rough, unrestrained and trivial voice made all the audience's mouths unable to close.

"It used to be cold in winter, rain and water in summer" (Bronjazo: water)