Bear Lord Volibear

Use bullets and mines.

Volibear, who was going to drive away, stared blankly at the scorched hill in the distance. Under the blockade of landmines, the Canaanites could only watch a thin, tall figure limping. The departure is in view.

Scratched his head and asked.

"Are they fighting?"

Author's message:

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Chapter 76: My Wife is Mad

"Yeah, come after me, sister hat, little yellow hair."

The outposts stationed by the Far Caravan and the Canaanite Envoys were originally used to protect the surrounding farmland. There are continuous fields for several kilometers. A girl with blue hair and cool clothes ran across the fields, and bullets whizzed from her ears. However, she was not afraid or nervous at all, instead she screamed like a joke and ran back while fighting back.

Use a bazooka coated with sharks.

"Hey, fish bones, haven't you eaten? Give me some strength, aim at that girl cannon, yes, shoot him."

She screamed loudly, shortly dodges a white barrage, and swiftly reloaded her back, but Ezreal easily turned into a yellow glow and escaped the rocket, but a translucent current passed straight across. Not leaning against him, suddenly slowed his speed to the level of an old man pushing a cart.

"Goodbye!"

Oops!He just dodged once, and he couldn't use his flash ability to dodge this rocket so quickly, and the rocket was about to crash into him.

But the rocket exploded in the air ten meters in front of him.

"Oh, Sister Hat, I hate your marksmanship, can't you show up one second later?"

The blue-haired girl made an exaggerated frustrating move, but Catherine’s only response was to pull the flower rope on the gun. A string of anchor-shaped bullets was actually shot from the rifle, covering a larger area, but The blue-haired girl escaped with a gesture of joy.

Watching her relaxed and domineering attitude, Catherine hated her with a stomping and two bullets.

"Hey, don't be so unhappy, just smile, we are playing a shooting game."

The blue-haired girl hid behind a farmhouse and picked up the cute pink machine gun to fight back while she shot and laughed.

"Who is playing the game with you! Jinx, you actually joined this attack. This is not a joke. You'd better surrender obediently, or let me catch you. I will definitely let the judge give you a life sentence. ."

Catherine yelled and fought back while hiding in a well made of blue bricks, and at the same time, she gestured to Yalriel behind her to go around and outflank.

Ezreal recovered from the slowness just now, and made a gesture of understanding and turned into a yellow light and disappeared.

"It's so fun, why not play it, what a great game stage, is it nonsense to ask me to surrender you? When did I surrender? I am not interested in the boring life in prison. I need a little excitement. The adjustment of life."

"Your so-called little excitement is to burn the think tank, destroy the crystal core center, and blow up the species bank to let all the dangerous species escape. You are not looking for excitement! You are creating chaos. Threatening the peace and stability of Canaan."

Catherine roared and reprimanded her for her crimes, watching Ezreal touch the girl named Jinx silently every time she flashed.

One hundred meters, fifty meters, twenty meters, ten meters.

Just when Ezreal used shadows and thatch piles and other debris to approach Jinx’s farmhouse less than ten meters away, he took a deep breath and flashed again. He had appeared behind the farmhouse, that is, behind Jinx. .

As long as he took his weapon to stop her, he took a step forward cautiously.

But then a small explosion suddenly occurred under his rubber floor. Unexpectedly, it was not a fire, but a mass of supplies like pink cotton candy, which just wrapped his calf, for a while. Can't move between.

"Hey, Xiao Huangmao, are you trying to steal incense and jade? But I'm sorry, you are not my type."

The girl named Jinx smiled and asked the immobile explorer holding a light machine gun.

Ezreal waved a white barrage to attack, but the blue-haired girl who seemed to be suffering from ADHD still hid from such a distance, only a faint blood stain appeared on her face, but she dodged and drew it instantly. A quirky toy pistol shot Ezreal, a faint shadow passed, and his speed instantly slowed down. The blue-haired girl picked up the shark bazooka and shot it on his head, and stunned. past.

"Have a good dream, a girl's game is not something you can participate in with a delicate body like you."

The blue-haired girl shot two shots at the policewoman in the distance, and carelessly drew out the belt on her sexy shorts to tie Ezreal up firmly, and then carried him with the belt over her shoulders and continued running like a trafficker. Catherine was afraid of focusing on Ezreal and did not dare to shoot, so she could only continue to chase after her.

"Don't run, let go of Ezreal, let go of his affairs today, I don't need to pursue it."

"Hey, the police can believe it. I might as well believe that the sow goes up the tree. Sister Hat, tell me if you are a sow. If you are a sow, I will believe you."

Jinx fired a rocket backwards while moving away, so angry that Catherine counterattacked two bullets, but it was only a deterrent, but it was basically useless for a lawless little sister like Jinx. .

It's just that she is a girl after all, no matter how strong and vigorous she is carrying a person about the same weight as her, she slows down, and can only suppress Catherine's pursuit with guns while talking trash.

The two of you chased me in a gun battle for a while, and quickly approached a village near the farmland. A dozen soldiers guarding the village just wanted to make a front and back attack, but after three rockets, the birds scattered. After all, they were only holding ordinary swords and armor, and they had no power to fight back in front of a weapon like a rocket launcher, which was not known for how many generations apart.

"Through borrowed, we have already requisitioned this place into a playground. You can't enter without a ticket."

Jinks was comatose on her back and Ezreal happily shot and yelled at the wall of the house, but the drizzle just started to increase, she lifted up the boots that had already begun to flood in disgust, and kicked directly. Kicking open one of the closed rooms, the two men in the room saw her and jumped out of the window and walked out of the room.

"Cut, it's boring, can't you have a more interesting expression? You can resist. I feel like a shepherd dog. I flee to the other direction wherever I go."

She threw Ezreal, who was awake but still pretending to be faint, under the bed and took out the electric shock device to stun him again, humming a small song to check her equipment.

"She is a little sister~?, always firing shots~?, or ~?, the strongest~?"

She heard light footsteps coming from outside the house, as if she wanted to get closer to herself in the rain, but Jinx was able to entangle with a few people for so long not only by equipment, she also has excellent sensory abilities, she can even distinguish easily This is not Catherine's footsteps, at least the girl is stupid, not so heavy, this heavy splashing sound is obviously a strong man, extremely tall, is it a local soldier or someone else?

But does it matter who it is?She checked that she was well equipped, although it was a little wet, but basically it didn't get in the way and didn't prevent her from having a good time.

"Mr. Big, you know, you are like a hippopotamus sneaking in front of a cat, and that little waterweed is not enough to cover your belly."

She arranged entanglement mines and an electric shock trap. She raised her pink muzzle and aimed at the wall. The sound of heavy footsteps had stopped, and the next step should be to break through the wall. This kind of wooden board and clay thatch The house doesn't have much defense power, and breaking through the wall can give people hiding in the house a great shock. This is a common method of a fat hand, and she has long had a way to deal with it.

But no one broke through the wall as she expected.

The dazzling electric light suddenly lit up, and there were electric snakes dancing everywhere in the house where there was water. When Jinx was finishing the equipment, the house had been slightly flooded, and she was soaked at this time, and she was unavoidable. At first, when she was still excited, she suddenly rang out in the electric light, screaming to dance and stick out her tongue, and the hair on her head swelled like a ball, and the human bones could be seen doing all kinds of weird exaggerations in the electric light. action.

When the electric light dissipated, Jinks knelt on his knees and fell over with his hips upturned. The last sight in his eyes was Izreal, who was scorched by electric blows under the bed.

Then Volibear lowered his head and entered the room.

"Ah! Ezreal, are you all right? Don't scare me! You wake up."

Catherine and Lux ​​entered the house. The conscientious female police officer immediately took out the handcuffs and handcuffed the unconscious Jinx to handcuff her to disarm the bits and pieces of arms, while Lux screamed and turned her hair like popcorn. The yellow hair pulled out of the bed and shook it.

"Thank you for your help, Mr. Xiong. That lunatic knows our equipment and combat methods. Without your help, it would not be so easy to catch her."

[It's just a small effort, what are you going to do with her?And it looks like you are very familiar, otherwise how could you be so familiar.

Facing the questioning, a trace of embarrassment appeared on Catherine's face. She slapped and tried to slap Jinx and explained:

"How do you say this, in fact, this blue-haired female monkey named Jinx is also from the city of Canaan. It's just that she was born a bad child when she was a child to betray and unruly, because graffiti on public facilities violates the dangerous goods management regulations. Fighting, threats, theft, fraud and other crimes have almost been spent in Canaan’s prison since she was a child, but in prison, not only did she not want to repent, she even learned all kinds of sneaky skills more and more superb, even the most powerful prisoners. To admit that she is the eldest sister, in prison is almost like her little kingdom, and later she launched a riot and escaped directly."

"Canaan is an almost closed society. Except explorers, almost no one can go out. She ignored the ban and fled outside the city. After half a year, she planned an earth-shattering riot and messed up the whole Canaan. If it weren't for her, why would we come to Cindermist to suffer this sin and deal with these savage, backward and stupid primitives? If it weren't for Canaan's law without the death penalty, I would personally open dozens of holes in her."