I was going through a complicated dungeon with my elf girl, Tyra.

A skeleton knight dropped his sword along the way, so I'm lowering it to my waist. The attack without gear ended in failure, and from here on out, let's use our swords to fight.

"Me, I've been up here on my own until the fortieth floor before. But I couldn't defeat the boss then... So I tried again, this time I managed to get revenge on the boss on the 40th floor, but now I struggle with the boss on the 50th floor..."

Apparently, she has challenged this dungeon many times before.

You mean I helped you out there?

"... right. I'm sure I could have defeated you without your help."

"No, no, it obviously sucked, didn't it?

"Oh, that's not true. The chant of the spell was coming to an end..."

He must be a loser.

... You look like a certain lady knight.

"By the way, then why is the highest record of arrival on the 34th floor?

"I'm not an adventurer, and I haven't reported anywhere. So I think official records show that the princess knight of the kingdom of Alsara has reached the thirty-fourth floor."

"It was him!

Apparently, the record holder was Ellen.

"Do you know him?

"For once, just a little bit"

"I hear that even though we were actually planning to go to the fiftieth floor, because we hooked ourselves up to the trap, the food ran out on the thirty-fourth floor and we declined..."

Yeah, he sure looks like he's gonna get trapped. You seem to be too alert or something.

"Well, if you're a swordsman, you've come a long way with a wizard solo."

"Because forest-dwelling elves usually live hunting. I'm a wizard, and I'm confident in my physical abilities."

"Heh."

"By the way, Mr. Karna was a swordsman, wasn't she?... yet I suffer from understanding why I was bare handed... no, it was a problem before that because I wasn't even wearing clothes...... Anyway, can I leave that to the avant-garde?

"Oh, sure."

The truth is, I can use magic.

Well, I have Tyra because of it, and I'll leave the magic to her.

Then we're on the 60th floor, the 70th floor, and we're on track.

And finally...

- We're out of food.

"Yabe."

"What, it's Mr. Karna's fault, huh? Because I had enough, and I lost it because of what I shared with you! Why did you dive into the dungeon in the first place, but you didn't bring any food?"

"Hey, we'll be home by evening."

"Are you nuts? It's not a hike, is it?

"My angry face is cute too"

You get a little excited when a girl blames you, don't you?

"Is it a dm above the dos? You don't know where the master's sexuality stays. I'd like to wonder if you possess any perverted or polar skills."

Blah, I didn't think the dungeon offense would take this long.

Besides, if you don't eat, you'll gradually lose your vitality, but I'm 9999.

In addition, there is "natural healing/polar", and even if it decreases, it recovers quickly. As a result, they don't have to eat to go live.

What the hell is wrong with the laws of physics in this world that you don't have to eat to survive?

Huh? Why did you share Tila's food?

Because it looked delicious!

But as it is, Tyra dies hungry. That's very troublesome.

"What are you going to do... You can't get to the top floor with this. On the contrary, even if you turn back now, whether you will have health…"

"I have no choice. Use the last resort?"

"Last resort......?

- And a minute later.

"Why is this happening?

Tyra's scream was blowing in the dungeon.

◇ ◇ ◇

I activated the last resort. I was merging with Tyra.

... To be precise, I had her negatively on my back.

"- Why am I being put on my back?

"I'll keep running as hard as I can. That won't take them an hour to get to the top floor."

'Yes, if the master's walking power, endurance, is sufficient'

I have physical abilities that have been enhanced by physical strengthening and polarity.

Besides, thanks to Mr. Navigator, you won't get lost along the way. It's the shortest distance to the top floor.

"How far do you think you're going to run?"

"I have confidence in my health. And Tyra's light. And soft."

"Shit... please put it down"

"It's okay, it's okay."

"... Wow, me, I haven't had a bath in the last few days... maybe with the smell..."

"You're more than welcome!

"This guy was a pervert after all - ugh!? Yes, put it down as soon as possible!

"But I say no"

I held Tyra's thigh down with my arm.

It's bumpy, but I won't miss it. Something you're gonna miss!

I mean, I don't smell weird at all.

Kun, Su Ha, Su Ha. Yeah, rather a good smell.

"Hey, don't sniff. Yo! - Hi-ha?

I got a crowding start.

Hey, don't!

Accelerate at once.

"Ahhh!?

Screaming Tyra.

You thought you might be shaken off, you spin your arm around my neck, and it sticks as closely as you want.

Thanks to you, I feel her chest on my back... not much.

Too bad. Apparently Tyra is lactating.

Tyra.

Height 154 cm.

Weighs 43 kg.

B65W54H66

Ah, that's an A cup......

"... are you thinking of anything rude right now?

I felt a jittery gaze on my neck. I think this kid, Esper.

"It's more of a monster up front than that. We're going in."

"I'm going in... hey, are you serious?

"I always mean about half of it."

"That's pretty appropriate, isn't it?!?

"Tyra, cover me with magic."

"Oh, I see."

The first giant to show up ahead - to a bunch of cyclops, I storm head-on.

Tyra cast intermediate magic.

Frozen cold air strikes the cyclops, freezing their bodies and blunting their movements.

"Nice, Tilalala!!"

"Don't call me weird."

I ran between the Cyclops with Tyra on my back.

Some of them were in the way, so I punch them with my fists, while breaking through forcefully.

Monsters attacking one after the other.

I've been dealing with them decently before, but I almost ignore them and run through them.

"What the hell are you doing... Huh?

"I just need Tyra on my back, and I'm getting a lot of energy. Probably the power of love?

"What are you talking about stupid!

He was pounded in the back of the head.

Stairs leading to the next floor in no time if you notice.

That staircase also ran up at once, to the next floor.

And sicato the monster again, while aiming for the stairs.

As the pace so far is a lie, the offense keeps going.

The boss on the 80th floor was crushed.

When I was on the 90th floor, I noticed something unusual.

"Tyra, are you okay?... Tyra?

At first, whenever I flew, crouched or bent, she said, "Hino" or "Gotta", but at some point she was silent.

"Phew."

"Tyra? What's up?"

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

This kid suddenly laughed out loud!?

Could it have gone crazy with fear?

Yay, should we have slowed down a little more...

"I thought it was bad that the master is a pervert"

No, perverts don't matter, do they?

"Ha ha ha!

"Um... Mr. Tyra...? Er..."

"Honestly, you're a cod man, you are!

Then Tyra screamed to roll it up.

"I'm not tired at all because I keep running so much, I'm going to stick it like an idiot into a bunch of monsters, and the boss is going to kill me in a flash! There's more to the cod! It's more of a monster than a bad monster or something! I'm starting to feel kind of silly that I was just having common sense thoughts because of you!

Is this complimented?

Or are you being disparaged?

"Let's keep going to the hundredth floor! And Las Boss is an instant kill too!

"Oh, oh."

"What is that vague reply! Look, increase your speed! You could do it!? Go-go! Hahahaha!

Teyla didn't do it!

Ah, but.

Earlier they refused without a scratch, but now the tension might allow me to touch it!

"Tyra."

"What?

I made up my mind, I said.

"Can you let me touch your tits for a second?

"Why are you up the hurdle more than just now!?

"Just a little bit, just a little bit"

"Because it's unnecessarily no good!

Wasn't it...

'Rather, I suffer from an understanding of why it was judged possible'

That's how we finally made it to the top floor, where we had never been before.