"Oh, I wanted to pretend too..."

I left the coffee shop to sigh.

After all, I couldn't even wipe the girl's rabbit ear.

"I have no choice. Tila's ear instead."

"Please don't. I mean, my ears aren't fluffy either."

"Then flush Ellen's milk too"

"So what!? My breasts aren't that cheap!

I get a light rejection from the two of us.

I dropped my shoulder disappointingly,

"Oh, I wonder if there's any way I can get my beast ears off as much as I like..."

And that was then.

There was a shop sign at the end of my life.

Bear Massage

Apparently, the bear beast man, the bear tribe, does the massage parlor.

"Uhhhhhhh!!!

"Geaaaaa!!!

"I hear screams from inside..."

"The Bears have a lot of powers, and the ones that use them are bear-like massages."

They're going to whine so much that the guests accidentally cry out. But some beasts seem to get sick of the pain, and they say it's pretty popular.

"Ha, let me tell you, a painful massage is out of the way. Rub gently with moderate strength..."

At that moment, a heavenly revelation came down on my head.

"... that's it!

"The best masseuse in the world invites you to heaven with just one rub..."

"... what is this suspicious complaining?

Read the letters on the sign and Tyra will look at me with a frigid face.

"Karna-style massage."

"How long have you been a masseuse enough to name a genre..."

"Pfft... I'll even pretend to be a beast ear by calling it a massage! That's the best idea I've ever had!

"Your motive is too impure..."

"I went out of my way to set up a store like this..."

Ellen and Tyra are half-eyed, but I don't care.

That's right.

I opened a massage parlor in this country!

"Are customers coming in the first place? In this alley."

As Tyra said, Raw Hate, the store was in an alley a little behind the street. It's a completely deserted place.

"You don't have to worry. I let the girls on the road hold the money and spread the word of mouth!

"I was well advertised!?

"'I got so pretty with a Karna-style massage, too,' he said."

"Isn't that a complete lie!

"Above all, the publicity phrase 'For Queen Liliana' was effective"

"Why are you using it on your own! You'll be pissed off!?

You actually got my massage, so it's not a complete lie.

That's when the store door opened.

"Um... Karna ceremony here? I heard you could get a massage like that..."

Kiteruhh!!

I am the first visitor.

Besides, she's a fine dog-eared girl.

Are you 17 or 8 years old or something?

She asks in horror as she looks anxiously over the narrow store somewhere.

"Did you really have Her Majesty here...?

"Of course!"

It's a lie!

……

Tyra and Ellen stare at me with jito eyes, but I don't care.

"Then I wonder if you could sleep in that bed there to lie down. Oh, take off your torso."

"Yes, sir"

It's a massage, so it's natural to take it off!

The girl lay on the bed in a way that turned her back on this one as she was surprised to get her upper body naked.

"Okay, let's start the massage"

Of course he's not a jerk.

I had a normal massage. No, even if I say normal, if I do it with my dexterity limit breaking, that's no longer the highest massage in the world. Exactly God's Hand (godhand).

"Ahhhh..."

Glossy exhalation leaks from the girl's lips.

"Ha... su, wow... as rumored..."

"If you get my massage, no one can be clean and healthy without exception"

Actually, he was not only doing a massage, he was doing restorative magic at the same time. This cures illness and illness perfectly.

"Massage your ears, too."

"Huh? Ah, yes"

Ha-ha-ha, just what I thought!

For the Beastman, the ears are a very delicate place. I wouldn't let others touch me that easily, but this flow would naturally make me look good! Fluffy!

"Normundane."

"Ha."

"Normundane."

"Huh."

"Shall we go tail too"

"What? Hih!?

"Normundane."

"Hiuuuuuu"

"Normundane."

"Huh."

And so I pretended to be a girl legally.

At the end of the massage, the girl was breathing rough and sweaty.

But it seemed very satisfying,

"Shh, that was so good...... I'll be back!

That's what the girl said and left the store behind.

"... I don't know..."

"Heh heh, even if the motive is porn, the massage itself was serious!

And...

Rumors have since called for rumors, and one beast after another came to my store for a massage.

"Massage me too!

"I want to be beautiful too!

"Is it true that scab skin heals!?

Today, at the same time as the store opens again, the young girls who heard rumors come into the store with us first.

There was even a long queue in front of the store.

"I can be normal, and the girls can be beautiful and healthy! Wouldn't this be great! Ha, ha, ha!

With all this success, I laugh softly.

"Daddy, shuuuuuu!

"Mmm, Karna's feels good too"

"... I didn't expect it to be so popular"

Sometimes Queen Liliana came with patience.

Rumors say it's even royal palace. The lie has come true.

"Beh, nothing, your lord's didn't always feel good either!

Plus even the Chancellor Celine came to the store.

"Oh, I heard you opened the store, so I wanted to thank you for the other day..."

Ha-ha-ha, apparently you've both been captivated by my God's hand just once.

Repeater rates are high, and they will become more and more prosperous in the future.

- I hadn't even noticed.

This mundane operation, which I thought was a great success, had great flaws.

"I want you to massage me too."

It was the elephant who came into the small store with a big body and said so.

An elephant beast man, to be precise.

And it is Obahan.

"Lately, when I did it, I lost my shoulder. Your massage's gonna be easy to cure, isn't it?

Its entire body is covered in thick skin.

Absolutely, it's a fluke. Yikes!

And even an old tiger came to the store.

"Give me a massage, too. Muscle fatigue is terrible in my civil work day after day."

The bastard didn't call. Yikes!

At the end of the sentence, a needle beast man appeared.

"Please massage my body!

It'll hurt to stab you in the hand. Ugh!

That's right.

Words of mouth, which should initially have been focused on young girls, have spread to aunts, men, or even unbridled types of beasts.

"Wait a minute! No visitors except beautiful girls! No hairless beasts, either!

I tried so hard to sue them, but the Beasts didn't seem convinced.

"It's sexist!

"Don't be a beast racist!

"My rheumatism is terrible..."

"I heard baldness heals too! Please! If my forehead retracts any more..."

"Give me your cock... duhfu..."

Hey we're even dealing with perverts!?

At the end of the sentence, to the feathers that are chased around by the beasts who have become half thugs.

"I don't like it anymore!!

I fled the kingdom of the Beast.