"Ha, ha... what a dungeon..."

"This is tighter than I expected..."

Diving into the dungeon, it's only been about an hour or two.

Even so, we were already exhausted.

That and this is because demons and traps are too harsh.

None of them are close to nothing as a killing force, and in that regard it might be said to be a safe dungeon.

Instead, they shred their spiritual strength.

Ecstasy exhaling human mushrooms.

Slime with ecstasy mixed with mucus.

A hole trap that, when dropped, falls into a sea of ecstasy filled lotions.

Palm fruit with ecstasy inside, making it look like it will soothe your thirst.

A wet tentacle monster who stubbornly comes after a "hole."

You have too many ecstasy.

Besides, the chest that is sometimes placed contains mysterious sexual objects.

All over the dungeon, man adventurers...

... and anyway, except for those points, the difficulty of a dungeon offense is never high in itself.

Instead, there were hot springs, cafeterias, liquors and lodgings along the way, and many of the adventurers relaxed and enjoyed them.

Ignoring that, we went ahead anyway, so many times we were food for demons and traps, which made us mentally exhausted, but it would be a relatively easy dungeon to attack temperament.

"Still managed to get to eight levels."

I hear it's all ten tiers, and we're almost there.

"Whoa!? Can you help me? Tentacles! Tentacles! Oops!

Jizzy got hit by the tentacles again!?

How many times, motherfucker?

"So I told you to watch your tentacles! Save your life - take it, you asshole!?

"Sorry...... haha! Whew!"

"Hey don't sound weird!?

You look delightful, don't you, that jizzy?

No way he got scattered and woke up that way......... no, no. Let's not think about it.

Tentacles have no aggressiveness to do anything but come for your ass (?) It's a monster, but it's a nasty one whose whole body is wrapped in mucus and elastic, so the sword can hardly get through.

In the end, I was dug twice by the time I managed to defeat him and help him out.

"... Damn, seriously, my ass is disgusting..."

It's not easy to come up with any thoughts other than disgusting.

No, really.

I'm starting to feel more and more comfortable, you know?

... ho, it's true?

And that was then.

"Close! Close! I feel like your husband is right around the corner!

Alk, who was similarly getting his ass fucked by tentacles several times, screamed out unexpectedly.

Plus the purple garden,

"I do feel it too...! Karna, take your fluctuations...!

What's really going on with you guys?

Of course I don't feel it at all.

"Well, you mean the goal is approaching. Let's move on."

If that man is really ahead of us, there must be that elf beside him...

If I see her again, I'd love to get her ass...

... and no!

Why are you getting your ass out there!?

I desperately try to shake my ass off, but that's when heaven descended on my brain.

"No, wait...? Rather, isn't that...?

I'll give that elf girl an ass.

Then, with her contemptuous eyes, she drilled and electrocuted...

- Buhhhhhhhhhh!

Yabe... this is it.

This is the only way.

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Goddamn it...

"? What's going on, Tyra? You look very pale."

"Yes, no... Something is going on right now..."

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"Close! Close! I feel like your husband is right around the corner!

I heard voices I'd heard somewhere and I had a bad feeling.

Confirming while hiding his appearance with his (secret/polar) skills... he was there as a handsome adventurer of his own.

Why is he here...?

Besides, there are other people I've seen.

That old man, isn't he Alsara's Adventurer Guild Manager?

He's a pervert who fucked Bridgeo-O-nee in the office.

And that grandfather, he was definitely Ellen's butler or something?

Are you a dm jizzy who is happy to be beaten from Ellen to the critical point of death, even though your HP is low?

Whew... is he a purple garden!?

This guy used to dress like a woman and try to crawl at me at night, so he's a ghost man who forced me to transfer in Bashioula.

"Apparently, by chance, the four assembled and came into this dungeon through the entrance to the Reign Empire,"

How did all those perverts get together!?

"And right now, I'm just about to rendezvous with another pervert = master"

Don't leave me with those guys!

"But as it is, it's only a matter of time before they attack the dungeon."

It had already broken through to eight levels.

In case they accomplish dungeon clearance, we have to give them clearance rewards.

The reward is [you can marry a handsome king]

In other words:

"It's me, Conchishaw!

Incidentally, this reward is not cancellable because it is protected by the Cheat Skill (Dungeon Creative Pole) system.

You can't change your reward at will later. Basically.

"Why did you make it such a reward..."

But!

Not that they can attack this dungeon yet.

Anyway, at the end of the day, a powerful boss is waiting.

"No, I thought those four would be easy to defeat."

... Ya suck.

Even though it's powerful, the level is just under sixty at best.

With that said, was the purple garden level over 60...?

Alc and the old man should have had around level 40 too.

"I'm a little stronger now"

"Come on, then, I just need you to bring me a more powerful boss!

Well, I'd prefer a guy that makes you think you'll never win anyway.

Or it makes you think you don't want to try again...

"Oh! Yes, that's him!

Behind my brain, a person (?) comes to mind.

"Eyes in your eyes, teeth in your teeth, perverts in your perverts."

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"Ha, ha, ha... finally got here..."

We managed to get to the boss's room as many times as we didn't want to remember.

"I'll definitely clear you up when I get here...... Shh!

"Of course! We can do it!

I don't know what kind of boss is waiting for us, but we've got enough fighting power over here.

I'm not afraid, even if it's a red dragon.

"Let's go!

When we opened the door, we jumped into the room.

That's where I was.

"Ugh, come on❤"

He wore a pink pretentious costume and was just a muscle mukimuki giant with makeup.

Plus, I have pure white wings growing on my back.

"Pretty Girl Angel Gay Bim Chan - Shh, Ugh❤"

With a creepy grin, the guy named himself that way in a wild voice.

... duh, I don't know where to start.

I don't care what you think, you're not a beautiful girl, and there can't be such a frivolous angel.

"Oh. If we're going in, let's go this way, okay?

A monster who sticks his butt out and says that.

... right. That's not a pretty girl or an angel.

It's a monster.

"Even so, I'm not a nicer member than I thought. All of a sudden, but I'm glad I took on this job. Wow... Jiuru"

A tremendous chill ran down his spine at the moist gaze of the monster and the noise of his tongue nodding.

"So, you're saying you're the boss?

"That's right. I can't believe you guys are dealing with such beautiful bosses. I'm with you, too, but here. Ugh..."

The monster spits a downstairs story that is not funny at all while pointing at his groin.

That's when Purple Garden told me to throw up.

"... what a disgusting being. Besides, I can't believe I consider myself beautiful... Beauty is the word I deserve. I don't want you to use it on monsters like you. The words themselves get dirty."

Immediately after,

"... ahem? Temeh, what are you talking about?

Signs of monster wrapping changed dramatically.

"" "~ ~ ~ ~!?

An overwhelming slaughter that can be beaten.

I don't know what to say to myself, but we're supposed to be sharp, and that's all we get instantly blown up and we get on our knees, shaking our bodies.

"Hey... what is this guy...?

"Or you can't win..."

"Hih..."

"? What is it, gentlemen?

We are stunned by the difference in absolute power before us.

Only Jijii is flat for some reason... but you have enough bluntness.

A monster approaches me with his blue muscles floating.

"Ugh... do I have to punish the rude kids?

Yah, yah... I told you not to run away... Huh!

I rushed to escape the scene, but my body moaned with fear did not move properly.

It's full of moving around like crawling on the ground.

Alc and Purple Garden were the same.

"Lovely Attack❤"

"" "Gahhhhhhhhhhh!!!

We were wiped out.

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- When you're perverting your perverted opponents.

"Ohhhhhhhhh! No, no, no, no! Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa! Karnakuuuuuuuuuu! Again, your throwing is the best. Ah!

"Damn, whoa, whoa! Why am I whipping into a naked perverted angel?

As consideration for summoning Gaybim, I was also dealing with a pervert (Mikael).

That makes no sense at all for purposefully using gay bims!