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Zhou Youping, who had returned to his early twenties, looked at the person in doubt, obviously not knowing him.

The beautiful woman in leather took out a document from her chest pocket and opened it in front of Zhou You's plane: "I'm the deputy director of SHIELD, level 9 agent, Maria Hill."

As mentioned before, Zhou Youping has "heterochromatic face blindness". Although the other person is very beautiful, if you just look at the other person's face, even if you add the name "Hahhhh~ Hill", Zhou Youping is still very likely I don't know who the other party is.

However, combined with the identity of "Deputy Director of SHIELD", Zhou Youping finally recognized who the other party was.

Well, Zhou Youping mainly recognizes the label "Deputy Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.". As for the opponent's European and American name and face, Zhou Youping is always "blind", even if the opponent looks good.

"Wait first, wait for me to do the things at hand first." After that, Zhou Youping turned his head to the fake certificate den opposite the seat and said, "Hurry up and take a photo. I will issue a certificate in two hours. I'm in a hurry. "

It’s rare to encounter the Chinese New Year in this world, Zhou Youping stayed there and stayed for the Lantern Festival since New Year’s Eve. However, just after the New Year, the taste of the New Year has not yet completely dissipated, Zhou Youping enjoyed the New Year’s atmosphere and stayed in Xiangjiang. Up to now.

Because many lively attractions need to show ID to enter, and the ID certificate that SHIELD helped to make was lost in the battle.

In addition, I have used [Quicksand of Time] many times to cause the face to change too much. Even if Zhou Youping is willing to waste some time to go back to apply for the card, Zhou Youping will be younger for several years due to the disappearance of the side effects of the skills, resulting in the photo on the ID card. on.

No way, the time period of rapid face changes coincides with the New Year, and if you miss the New Year, you will have to wait another year!

Anyway, the true certificate whose information cannot keep up with the change will be treated as a false certificate. Simply, Zhou Youping directly chose to apply for a false certificate, and an expedited one every two or three days.

Do you think Zhou Youping got the money for the certificate?

Funny, how could criminals ask Zhou Youping for money?

Reach over and get a discount.

After completing the certificate, if the other party's attitude is good, Zhou Youping will only charge half of the other party's money, and then report back one by one.

Well, after all, Zhou Youping is not a demon, and the other party is not a big evil.

As for all confiscation of bad attitudes, a binding process is added before reporting, so that the police uncles can receive "full bonuses" during the Chinese New Year.

After the criminals in the false evidence den saw this group of black suits, they shivered long ago.

When Zhou Youping finished speaking, a younger brother from the fake certificate den subconsciously wanted to go through the certification process for Zhou Youping. However, the fake certificate den nodded but grabbed him, and then said with a serious face: "What kind of certificate? We are just a group. Where can ordinary citizens of a print shop apply for a certificate?"

While speaking, Wo nodded and felt secretly proud of his witty behavior.

The fishing is so obvious that I can’t wait to put the hook directly into my face, am I stupid?

"Tsk~" Zhou Youping suddenly felt dull, then turned his head and asked Hill, "What's the matter?"

Hill immediately explained what had happened to Zhou Youping, and conveyed Fury's meaning.

After Zhou Youping finished listening, he suddenly felt a little confused.

Rocky took the Rubik's Cube?

Moreover, he used a shiny "magic wand" to control Hawkeye and the doctor whose name Zhou Youping could not remember after hearing it several times?

Then threatened to enslave the people on earth?

Isn't this the plot of "Reunion One"?

Zhou Youping looked at using his self-reliance money to buy a new mobile phone...

That's right, it's only 2010, and the plot of "Reunion One" has advanced?

Zhou Youping was surprised, but soon calmed down.

It’s okay to think about it. Domam (which Zhou Youping thinks) is stronger than the Chitarians and the Six Gems Thanos has arrived early. What is the New York war?

But soon, Zhou Youping frowned again.

Zhou Youping suddenly found that he had encountered a problem.

The problem is--

Rocky wants to enslave the earth?

Who shares his courage?

Is the cricket naked makeup (crossed out) naked Thanos?

However, Zhou Youping guessed wrong.

It doesn't take Thanos to give Loki the courage.

Because Loki was dizzy early, he didn't see Zhou Youping fighting Thor and Odin at all.

Therefore, Loki speculated that Zhou Youping's combat effectiveness was based on Loki himself.

When Loki found that the Obsidian Five Generals could three punches and kicks with just one, and after smashing him in ten seconds, Loki suddenly had this "problem-solving idea" in his mind——

Solution: Let Loki's combat power be 1 Lo.

It took about 30 seconds for Zhou Youping to defeat Loki and set his combat power to be 1 level.

The formula is: 1 level = 1 Luo/30.(1)

It takes less than 10 seconds for any player to defeat Loki in Obsidian Five. Set the combat power of the weakest person in Obsidian Five to 1 black.

The formula is: 1 black (greater than) 1 Luo/10.(2)

Combining (1) and (2), we get:

1 draw = 1/30 Luo.

1 black (greater than) 1/10 Luo.

That is 1 flat (less than) 1/3 black.

Therefore, any one of the weakest Obsidians can play three Zhou Youping.

Obsidian Five combined Zhou Youping, who could play, to lie down the length of a rainbow bridge.

Final conclusion: this situation is stable!

Thinking of this, Loki hurriedly took away the position of "Pioneer".

......

Zhou Youping didn't know what Loki thought.

However, Zhou Youping, who has cleared the customs clearance of "Reunion III" and "Reunion IV" in advance, feels dull for "Reunion I".

What's more, the universe Zhou Youping is in is different from the original multiple universe, but here is another mutant!

Although it is said that the mutant has been shaved off, the skinny head is bigger than the horse.

In case Professor X and Magneto, in order to protect their important people, come directly to a wave of "sitting up in a dying illness", one will return to the light.

Professor X is aimed at creatures and Magneto is aimed at machinery. The two cooperate directly to make a full picture spike. This is how does Thanos fight?

Take the head fight?

To be honest, Zhou Youping even doubts whether Thanos in naked can beat the evil spirit knight Frank...

Zhou Youping once said that another version of the evil spirit knight is Frank, which is said to be able to kill Thanos.

In addition to Zhou Youping himself, in this way, everyone on the earth who can single-handedly beat "Fu Lian Yi" almost has enough hands.

Thinking of this, Zhou Youping, who had already felt dull, almost couldn’t help taking out his mobile phone for a round.

If you can tell Zhou Youping a little bit of interest, it is

"Why not wait until Loki uses the Cosmos Cube to open the space wormhole, and then I step on the nuclear warhead to fly in and chop down this cosmic Thanos? That way, even if I die in battle one day, I don’t have to go back. Worrying that Frank and the others will be implemented by the strong to implement the'family planning', by the way, give Axe some energy."