Berserkers in Marvel ask to die

"The Berserker in Marvel asks to die ()"

Ten minutes ago.

Since being kicked out by Zhou Youping with a Hulk kick, Thor decided to fly to a place with alcohol to drink in order to hide Zhou Youping for a while.

However, Hulk clung to Thor, so Thor had to fight an air battle with Hulk.

After a scuffle, Hulk did not grasp Thor's body for a moment, and Thor took the opportunity to give Hulk a hammer from top to bottom, causing Hulk to fall rapidly.

Thor didn't react at first, and after he reacted, Hulk had fallen for ten seconds.

"Fucked? Will falling so high will kill him?"

Thor thought of this and hurried to catch up.

But Thor did not catch up after all, Hulk fell to the ground after all.

Falling from a great height to the ground, the potential energy generated by such a height plus the kinetic energy endowed by Thor's hammer, the final result is that Hulk is directly...

Fell fainted.

After Hulk was stunned, Banner's consciousness re-occupied the body, and then became a naked man.

Fortunately, Thor promptly found a set of men's clothing "outside the house" from a nearby village and gave Banner to him. Only then can Banner go out to meet people.

......

Inside a bar in New Mexico, USA.

"I'm sorry, I didn't control myself for a while, and it was causing you trouble." An honest Banner sat on a chair in front of the bar and said to Thor, who was pouring alcohol.

Tons tons...

After Thor finished a one-liter beer, he wiped the foam from his chin, and then smashed the glass to the ground.

"Continued Cup!"

The bartender sensibly removed a new glass from the counter...

Taking advantage of the wine break, Thor turned his head and said to Banner: "Hey, it's all trivial. I still prefer you to the way you are now, being polite, and willing to invite me to drink. In order to make this kind of you come back, it is nothing for me to do a little bit.

If you feel uncomfortable, he will buy me a drink after this war is over!"

"This..." Banner looked at the glass ballast on the floor, and said helplessly: "Please drink, but can you not drop the cup? It's not a matter of money or money, mainly these cups. It costs money, uh, I mean the glass ball is easy to hurt people."

In addition, the waiters in these bars have actually cleaned the glass ballast several times, but the speed of cleaning can not keep up with the speed at which Thor drops the cup...

"How can that be?" Thor frowned. "Throwing a glass is the basic etiquette of a wine table! It is the compliment of our Asgardians on fine wine! Don't you think?"

Thor's last sentence asked the bartender.

The bartender replied with a smile while pouring the wine: "Yes, yes! Sir, you are so polite!"

After all, the cups bought at wholesale prices are compensated at 1.5 times the market price.

There is no way, people give money, and those who give money have "gifts"!

"That, mainly because I didn't bring any money..." Banner finally couldn't help but more euphemistically said the fact that he was a poor man.

As a person wanted by the government, Banner had difficulty earning some living expenses, and because his transformation broke his clothes, his wallet was deliberately dropped on the Sky Mothership, so even this meal Banner can only think about calling S.H.I.E.L.D. for a while, and wait until the incident is over...

S.H.I.E.L.D. Bureau shouldn't make me a poor ghost pay for free work, right?How much do you want?When the money is available, the wine money is paid back.

Banner thought so, and then agreed to invite Thor to drink.

Yes, it was Thor himself that asked Thor to drink.

However, Banner seemed to think too much about any tact with Thor's rectum.

Thor: "It's okay. You can get it later. I'll drink it first, and I know the owner of this place.

After speaking, he again "tons ton ton..."

After hearing what Thor said, the bartender who was pouring the wine turned around and gave them a smile.

In fact, the bartender is the owner of this bar.

Relying on the money left by Thor drinking, dropping glasses, beating people, and smashing things here, the bartender recently renovated the bar, which has caused the business to improve a lot recently, so he is very tolerant of Thor. .

After all, it’s the God of Wealth. After a few more visits, the bartender can consider opening a branch or expanding the store...

......

Let the guest go back and get the money?

This has to be put on others, who may not come back after leaving, and directly leave Thor here to serve others to repay the debt.

Well, the service I'm talking about refers to cleaning glasses, cleaning the table, washing the floor, serving as a waiter and serving wine.

But Banner is an honest person, he certainly can't do such a trick, even if Thor accidentally tricked him first.

Every time Thor drops a cup, Banner will deduct a sum of money for himself in his heart. After all, Banner’s pressure is increasing.

Just when Banner was thinking about how to find a reason for Thor to stop drinking.

"Interrupt a message!

According to an early warning issued by the National Security Agency, the natural gas pipelines in the New York City area have major hidden dangers. To ensure the safety of the citizens, please evacuate immediately, and those who are planning to go to the New York City area, please detour!"

At this time, the entertainment program that was originally broadcast on the TV in the bar was suddenly switched to a serious news program.

At this point in time, S.H.I.E.L.D. has just confirmed the news that the Cosmos Rubik’s Cube is in New York City. In order to prevent the successful opening of the space wormhole, it will cause a large number of unprepared citizens to die after alien invasion. They have to clear the venue early.

"Haha~hiccup~~~"

Thor changed into a smile and burped, and said, "You people on Earth are so troubled. The enemies behind Loki have not been resolved. Now there is another disaster that will endanger a city."

Honest person Banner couldn't help but glanced at Thor, and said angrily: "That was your brother's trouble, are you still laughing? This is the glory (face) of your Asgardians?"

Means: Do you need a face?

Tolton was choked, and said with embarrassment: "Uh...that, that...Loki was actually adopted and not related to Asgardians. Relationship, well, that's it."

Banner was thinking about how to make Thor stop drinking. At this moment, he saw Thor's momentum suddenly weakened, and he suddenly had an idea...

No way, in order to live, honest people occasionally have to be honest once.

"Actually, this matter is not that simple!" Banner looked serious: "A major disaster is hard to see once in more than ten years. One occurrence at a time is a coincidence, and two occurrences are coincidences in coincidences. However, coincidences. Coincidence is inevitable!

What natural gas pipeline problem is probably a fake, behind this is probably related to the universe's Rubik's Cube.

Thor, the war has begun!

You should go to the battlefield to solve your brother's affairs!"

Thor:???