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Li Wei, who was humming a little tune, walked slowly towards the ground. He, a small flat-headed common man, could make an official guy bow his head to his ears. If this kind of Guan Rong's deeds were posted on the Internet, it would take less than half an hour. Got it.

It seems that Li Wei, who has done a great job, threw the woven bag in his hand in front of the farm machinery and said, "Come on, fill me with twenty catties of rice."

"Master, you have your own hands, you can pretend it by yourself!"

The spicy chicken, the good mood just now, was immediately cleaned up by the agricultural machinery.

Li Wei suspected that the agricultural machinery was working against him deliberately. You said that you are just an agricultural machinery and you only need to do the farm work well. Where are so many curves?

"Don't talk nonsense, just pretend!"

"Accept the instructions. Start agricultural and sideline product packaging."

"Sure enough, people are good at being deceived! If you don't say a few words, this broken machine won't work." Li Wei secretly said in his heart, touching his chin, thinking secretly, should he come over and hold a hammer in his hand?If the agricultural machinery is not obedient, just hit the hammer and hit it until it is satisfied!

Thinking of this, Li Wei's mind came up with the scene of him smashing the farm machinery with a hammer in his hand, and the farm machinery kneeling down and begging for mercy. After a while, Li Wei was so excited that the picture was too beautiful, and the image of holding a giant hammer was not suitable for him!

The most handsome man with a hammer, Li Wei only knows one!And their hammer is a planet!

In Li Wei’s imagining, the agricultural machinery had already packed a bag of 20 kilograms of rice. The original ordinary woven bag was made into a small suitcase shape by it, and it also had an opening and closing device for easy pouring of rice. .

"Finally done something." Li Wei's eyes were full of joy, but there was nothing nice on his lips.

The farm machinery obviously wouldn't fight with him, but Li Wei couldn't stand the joy of victory in a quarrel. He twisted the small suitcase, and Li Wei frowned slightly. He remembered another thing.

"Agricultural machinery, can you become like a vehicle on the earth?" If you want to continue harvesting, agricultural machinery must always manage this piece of land, and if it looks like alien technology, if it is exposed, Li Wei can Thinking of how he died.

"Master, I can't change it."

Li Wei was a little depressed, and it seemed that he had to sacrifice some food.

"But I can make me look like an earth vehicle through mimicry."

Li Wei stared at the agricultural machinery, and there was a saying in his heart that "Nima Coins" should not be spoken properly!Will you die if you finish talking in one breath?

"Mimic it!"

"Accept the instructions."

With a change of light, the farm machinery that was originally flaring its teeth and claws suddenly became a four-wheeled tractor, which was more exciting than magic.

"Agricultural Machinery, is this true or false?"

"It's just using the light to deceive your master's vision. In fact, I'm still the same."

Regarding this question, Li Wei immediately stopped, and if he continued to ask, he would only appear ignorant.

Carrying the rice, Li Wei hummed a song. The agricultural machinery has such a level of protection, and the things he worried about no longer exist. Just go home and lie down and wait for the harvest.

When he reached the intersection, Li Wei picked up the phone to check the time. When he saw the space ring on his finger, he cried stupidly by himself.

With so much energy, carrying twenty catties to this intersection?I don’t need a ring with an empty space!After discovering that the matter was stupid, the matter of moving soil in batches came back into my mind.

"I must have been infected by agricultural machinery!" Li Wei decisively tossed the pot, and instantly put the small suitcase into the ring, looking like nothing had ever happened.

After running for a day, finally returned to the rental house. Li Wei unscrupulously lay on the sofa. Seeing that Li Wei was tired, Lan Xin stopped again when she was planning to go, and turned to the kitchen.

Li Wei's eyes were all captured by Lan Xin's movements. He felt that his vision was too good and he found a good employee.

"Lan Xin, I will call Wei Yong later and ask them to come over for dinner. I will prepare my own ingredients and I will leave the kitchen and rice without shelling."

Lan Xin smiled and walked out of the kitchen and asked, "Can you take advantage of others like this?"

Li Wei shrugged indifferently and said, "I can guarantee that if I say that I have rice in my hand, the two of them would like to contract all of our meals."

Lan Xin nodded noncommitantly, the saliva in her mouth fully expressed the original deliciousness.

Although I really want to know where Li Wei got the rice again, she is smart enough not to ask such things.

"There was food upstairs, but there was no food, and the rice was not hulled, so I called Zhang Tuo." Li Wei said plainly, there was a scream on Wei Yong, and then there was a loud voice that was guaranteed.

An hour later, Lan Xin greeted the two of them. Wei Yong wore two vegetable pockets in a suit. There were still wine stains on the trouser legs. Zhang Tuo was holding a bottle of red wine and a small plate in his hand. The two smiled. After greeted Li Wei, he walked into the kitchen familiarly.

The fragrance of rice, the fragrance of vegetables all over the table, and the red wine filled with paper cups in front of the four people make dinner a good time.

The four of them looked at each other tacitly, and Lanxin served the three of them with food, and then it was a messy locust journey!

"Um..." Zhang Tuo belched comfortably, sipping the red wine in his paper cup.

Come to Li Wei's house once, let him have doubts about life, and fall into heaven happily. This kind of life is too painful and refreshing.

Lan Xin also ate too much today, her lower abdomen bulged, she was holding a paper cup and drinking red wine while eating. Seeing Li Wei smiling at the corners of her mouth, Lan Xin's face blushed, embarrassed by someone being caught. In order to prevent Li Wei from paying attention to her, Lan Xin said, "Boss, do you think the little black bean bibimbap just now is delicious?"

As soon as Lan Xin said this, the three big men laughed in unison, Wei Yong and Zhang Tuo were embarrassed to talk, Li Wei could only be a commentator.

"That's caviar! It's not a little black peas." Li Wei, who hadn't seen the real thing before and had eaten it for the first time, pretended to be an expert and said seriously.

Lan Xin's eyes were shocked, her hands were covering her mouth, her face was surprised, isn't caviar very expensive?She seemed to have eaten more by herself just now.

Wei Yong laughed more happily when he saw Lanxin like this, but it was kindly to resolve the embarrassment for Lanxin, and said: "This thing is brought by Zhang Tuo, the big boss. It's not a top-notch item. But it’s okay. After all, an ounce of top-quality caviar is much more expensive than the same weight of gold, and there are only that amount. No matter how rich boss Zhang is, he can’t do the top-notch rich. But this is what you have eaten, don’t have What a psychological burden."

"Say I'm the boss, you don't know that this kid used to work illegally in a foreign country for three months in order to taste a delicacy, before he collected enough money to eat such a bite. You said I am the boss, why don't you say you are a big one? Where's the local tyrant? Let me spend three months' salary to eat a meal. I can't do this kind of feat." Zhang Tuo was not used to Wei Yong and directly exposed the shortcomings.

Friends, it should be so awkward!

When the two interrupted like this, Lan Xin also forgot about how expensive caviar was, smiled and drank red wine, watching the two argue.

"I'm a bitter person, why is it so proud and low-key like you? Lafite in 1982, you drink it directly with a paper cup, and you think it is grape juice if you don't know it!"

"puff"

Wei Yong and Zhang Tuo bickered. Li Weimeng spouted the red wine in his mouth. Li Wei looked at Wei Yong for verification and asked, "Is this Lafite in 1982?"

"You didn't drink it?"

Li Wei didn't want to pay attention to your expression. I was the kind of person you didn't know and thought it was grape juice.

"Hahaha..." Zhang Tuo patted the table and laughed. Li Wei is too funny. If he goes to the funny show, he will be popular.

Lan Xin calmed down a lot this time, drank lightly with a small mouth, her eyes fell on Li Wei.The Lafite wine that you might not be able to touch for a lifetime, but now it seems to have only this taste.

For fear that Li Wei would refuse to let him eat, Wei Yong finally coaxed Li Wei, but Li Wei said to Zhang Tuo, "Let’s talk."

Li Wei's words immediately made Zhang Tuo's eyebrows happy, and these efforts were not in vain.