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Li Zheng carried the giant crayfish back to the warehouse. After taking a photo of the giant crayfish, he didn’t know where he found a petrol can, and energetically washed the petrol can and cleaned the giant crayfish. The crayfish was thrown in, and then filled with water.

Li Wei saw what Li Zheng was doing through the window, and couldn’t help shaking his head. Li Zheng didn’t even deal with the wound on his hand, so he finished this series of tasks. His current situation is just like the story on the Internet, saying you moved two hundred. Jinzhuan, you can't move, but if you change the brick for money, you can carry it.

Li Wei didn't know how to handle lobsters, but simply steamed them. When he opened the lid, the bright red crayfish made people look appetizing.

"Come here for dinner." Li Wei greeted Li Zheng, who was still smirking at the giant crayfish in the gasoline tank.

Li Zheng glanced at the giant crayfish in the gasoline tank again, and only after confirming that he would not run out did he return to the house.

As soon as he sat at the dinner table, Li Zheng's pain was ignored, and he immediately looked for him. Seeing his grinning face, Li Wei really couldn't laugh or cry.

"Do you know it hurts?"

Li Zheng took a cold breath and said something that made Li Wei want to punch someone."worth it!"

Li Zheng broke off a pincer, bit it with his mouth, took out his phone and began to paint. Li Wei saw Li Zheng's heartless look and couldn't help but said, "Remember to apply medicine later."

"Yeah." Li Zheng replied vaguely, and suddenly put down the pincer he was biting in his mouth, and said a little excitedly: "This guy actually said that I am P picture?"

Li Wei, who was chewing on another pincer, couldn't help but raise his head to look at Li Zheng when he heard Li Zheng's words. Li Zheng directly handed the phone to Li Wei, as if he wanted Li Wei to help him evaluate.

Li Wei took Li Zheng's mobile phone and saw that he posted a picture of a giant crayfish in Moments. There are already more than a dozen comments below.

"P picture P is very good, the fishing net is in place!" This comment is what made Li Zhenghuo big.

"This comment says where did you buy these little shoes? It's better than the contrast slippers for fishing on Taobao." Instead of comforting, Li Wei sprinkled salt on his wounds.

"Where? Let me take a look?" Li Zheng hurriedly asked for his phone, and when he saw that there was indeed this comment, he said angrily: "I have to take them seriously! What Lao Tzu said is the truth, how come they have turned it into Is there a lie?"

Li Wei smiled, ignoring Li Zheng, and began to concentrate on dealing with the large crayfish on the table.

"Viagra, you make a statement to me! Quickly prove my innocence!" When it was almost done, Li Zheng suddenly pulled Li Wei's sleeve and said madly.

issue a statement?Do you treat me as a star?

With infinite complaints in his heart, Li Wei asked Li Zheng: "What happened to you?"

"I started with a grandson. He said that the pictures I sent were fake and purely deceiving. He wanted to expose my tricks."

Hearing what Li Zheng said, Li Wei couldn't help but squinted at Li Zheng and asked, "Isn't the person in your circle of friends your friend?"

When Li Zheng heard Li Wei's words, his expression couldn't help but froze. He felt that it made sense. He quickly took a look at his phone from Li Wei's hand, and said with a relieved expression, "This guy, I don't understanding!"

You don't know, can you add wool?You don't know, what circle of friends do you open to each other?

Li Wei murmured in his heart, but the phone in his hand began to shake. Li Wei saw that the person whom Li Zheng said had sent him a message. The content said that he had uploaded the picture to the post bar. He wanted to ask all the great gods to spray Li Zheng to death, and he also attached a link casually.

"That person is going to play against you in Tieba, does the young man have the confidence to kill him?" Li Wei smiled and returned the phone to Li Zheng, and said jokingly.

"Viagra, lend me your Tieba account, if I don't kill this grandson today, I won't believe it."

Li Wei gave him a big roll of eyes. If he lends his account to Li Zheng, then the troll in the post bar, why don't he find him?He wouldn't do such thankless things!

Seeing that Li Wei was unwilling, Li Zheng could only apply for an account now. As soon as he logged in, he began to curse.

"This group of Thais! Unseen buns! If you haven't seen them, you will say that there are none in the world. They have no quality and no culture!"

Listening to the words Li Zheng vomited out of his mouth, Li Wei was speechless. If he could do a group of squirrels alone, what justice would he need?He is justice!

"Viagra, isn't our super lobster two meters long?" Li Zheng suddenly turned his head and asked Li Wei.

"Two meters? You are two meters tall! Are you two meters tall?"

Li Zheng didn't seem to hear Li Wei's tone at all, but he suddenly realized, "That is at least one meter and five?"

Li Wei feels that Li Zheng is not saved. What is he fighting with the keyboard man on the Internet?You are not buying this giant crayfish. What is the meaning of length?

"Crayfish (scientific name: Procambarusclarkii): also known as Procambarusclarkii, red crayfish and freshwater crayfish. It looks like a shrimp but has a hard carapace. The adult is about 5.6 to 11.9 cm long, dark red, and the carapace is almost black. There is a wedge on the back of the abdomen. stripe..."

"Give Laozi popular science knowledge? To your uncle!" Seeing some people post crayfish popular science information in the comments, Li Zheng was a little bit fraught.

"Viagra, do me a favor! Help me take a picture." Li Zheng stuffed his mobile phone into Li Wei's hand. After dropping these words, he walked out quickly and overturned the petrol tank containing the giant crayfish. , And then ran back into the house holding the giant crayfish.

"Viagra, help me take a picture and use me as a reference!"

Li Wei took a deep breath, this guy is really crazy!Isn't it just an online war of words?Is it necessary to fight like this?

Seeing that Li Wei's movements were a little slow, Li Zheng was lying on the ground and couldn't help but urged. Li Wei had no choice but to take a photo for Li Zheng.

After Li Wei finished taking the photo, Li Zheng snatched the phone from Li Wei. When he looked at the photo, he was very satisfied, thinking that there is this photo in his heart. Should the group of tweets on the Internet shut up?

He posted the photo, and the things he expected didn't happen, but instead attracted a lot of people.

"This is the most helpless P picture I have ever seen."

"I want to be famous and crazy!"

"Why don't you get ants as big as you? That's more harmonious!"

"Please help me with a picture! I want to be with my husband Yang Yang."

"..."

"Asshole!" Looking at a series of inconspicuous words, Li Zheng angrily threw the phone on the table. If it wasn't for the phone to explode, he had to buy it. He would definitely break the phone.

Li Wei looked at Li Zheng walking around silently. In this state, he even went online and slobbered. If he didn't squirt people to death, he would have to die first.

"Would you like to make a video of you?" Li Wei said casually, annoyed by Li Zheng's walking around.

"Yes!" Li Zheng patted with both hands, and suddenly felt like he was stunned. He took the video. Who would dare to say that what he said was false.

"Come on, Viagra, you can take a video for me."

Li Wei was pulled up by Li Zheng, holding the mobile phone in his hand. Li Wei really wanted to slap himself twice. Isn't it okay to find trouble?

Li Wei held his mobile phone at Li Zheng. Li Zheng sorted out his clothes and asked Li Wei, "Viagra, are you all right?"

With a sigh, Li Wei gestured OK to Li Zhengbi, and pressed the record button by the way.

"My name is Li Zheng, and I am 172cm tall. It is absolutely true and effective! You tell me that I lie and use P pictures to fool you. Here, I will use my actual actions to tell you that you are a group of ignorant people!"

Li Wei looked at Li Zheng's serious look on the screen, really feeling embarrassed!