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Wei Yong hugged the toilet and vomited for at least three minutes. Li Wei felt chills when he heard the sound. This buddy vomited all his bile!

After finally waiting for Wei Yong to stop, Li Wei said quickly: "Don't think about that thing, think about your favorite dessert or something."

Wei Yong slowed down for several minutes, and finally healed. He took the towel that Li Wei handed over, wiped his mouth, and said embarrassedly, "I made you laugh."

Li Wei didn’t answer Wei Yong’s question, and Lan Xin, the initiator, hid in the room long ago, and didn’t dare to face Wei Yong at all. People came to have a meal and didn’t eat well, but instead vomited everything in his stomach. went.

Spitting out a sour stale gas, Wei Yong walked to the table again, not knowing whether he was going to continue eating noodles, or whether he wanted to find out the reason for the taste of canned herring.

Xu has the experience just now. When Wei Yong picked up the chopsticks again, he appeared very cautious. He first smelled the taste before picking up a noodle.

Li Wei saw Wei Yong's cautious look and couldn't help but said, "Thinking about what you like to eat, the things just won't happen."

Wei Yong was taken aback for a moment and nodded slightly to Li Wei, but he was even more curious about why the noodles were sweet and baked.

With doubts, Wei Yong took a bite on the noodle, and just after chewing it, he threw his chopsticks out like a poisonous scorpion, pointed at the noodle he threw out like a ghost, and shouted: "This noodle Why is it so sweet?"

Li Wei was howled by Wei Yong's voice, and his ears were a little buzzing. Can food critics be so ghoulish when eating anything?

Can you blame Wei Yong for not losing his attitude?I just ate the noodles and tasted the taste of canned herring. Now I ate the noodles, but the sweetness is coming!But this bowl of noodles is Shimizu dried noodles!Except for the taste of oil and salt, there is no other taste at all!

After eating so many things and all kinds of flavors, he has seen it, but this bowl of noodles is almost crying!It's not like eating noodles, but a supernatural beginning!

"Do you have any hidden health problems?" Li Wei said deliberately, a bit of revenge on Wei Yong's voice.

Wei Yong glanced at Li Wei and asked in a puzzled way: "I am in good health! How could there be any hidden illnesses in the physical examination just completed last month?"

"Then let's do an experiment! Try it and you'll know!" Li Wei said solemnly, and Wei Yong had some doubts about his body.

"Beef, have you eaten it?"

Wei Yong nodded, let alone ordinary beef, even if it was Kobe beef, he had eaten it. He didn't understand why Li Wei asked this question.

"Then you think about the taste of the best beef you have ever eaten, and then eat this noodles. If the taste you eat is beef, then it proves that your body has a hidden illness, and the hospital may not be able to check it out." Li Wei continued to set Wei Yong.

When Wei Yong heard Li Wei's words, he couldn't help but sneer. This kind of logic is simply kindergarten logic!Can't help but deliberate!If you can really judge whether a person has hidden diseases in this way, then those doctors would have been laid off long ago!

Although he didn't understand why he would taste several flavors, Wei Yong still planned to try it. After all, his body is his own, and there will be no loss in trying it.

However, in order to prove that there is no hidden illness in his body, he deliberately picked up a piece of noodles with chopsticks and determined that the noodles were tasteless. Then, according to Li Wei's method, he began to think of the best beef he had eaten.

When the fluid was in his mouth, Wei Yong began to eat the noodle he had just bitten.

As soon as the noodles entered his mouth, Wei Yong's whole body froze. After swallowing the noodles, he ran under the faucet to rinse his mouth wildly. After confirming that there was no irritation in his mouth, he sat back.

Picking up the noodles again, Wei Yong took another bite. The blood on his face faded all at once, but the whole person was a little crazy to pick up another noodle and stuff it into his mouth, but when his mouth was full of beef smell After that, the whole person suddenly softened.

"I didn't expect it! I didn't expect it!" Wei Yong looked at the ceiling with a little innocent eyes, chewing the noodles in his mouth mechanically, his tone full of unwillingness.

"Mr. Wei, don't listen to the boss, he is lying to you." Lan Xin had been observing the situation, and seeing Wei Yong suddenly lost her confidence, she ran out and gave Li Wei a stare at the same time.

Why are you kidding me?

Li Wei also touched his nose apologetically, he didn't expect Wei Yong to react so much!I can only follow along and say: "Actually I was joking with you, you don't have any terminal illness! It's just that my face is a little special!"

"Yes! Yes! Mr. Wei, as long as you think about what you want to eat, this noodles will taste like something. Don't believe what the boss lied to you! If you don't believe it, we can try! For example The smell of apples."

Wei Yong looked at Lanxin, and subconsciously thought of the taste of apple. The noodles left in his mouth suddenly turned into an apple taste.

Feeling this change, he became even more miserable, and smiled miserably at Lan Xin: "Miss Lan Xin, you don't have to comfort me! I did have a hidden illness as Li Wei said. The noodles in my mouth have become apples. It smells!"

Li Wei raised his hand and slapped his mouth, and blamed him for talking nonsense!But he also knows why the death rate of terminally ill patients in the hospital is so high, just to scare himself to death!

He just gave Wei Yong a psychological hint. Wei Yong stepped in step by step. Now he is almost desperate for the world. I really feel that it is too wasteful for Wei Yong not to refer to any MLM organization!

Seeing that good persuasion simply didn't work, Li Wei directly changed his mind, patted Wei Yong's leg, and asked, "Man, do you still want to be saved?"

Hearing Li Wei's words, Wei Yong seemed to have caught the last life-saving straw, and uncontrollably grabbed Li Wei's arm, and asked, "Li Wei, can I really save it?"

Li Wei was a little bit painful because of Wei Yong's pinch, but he had to endure the evil he had made while crying!

"There is only one way to save you!"

"What method?" Wei Yong listened, not daring to miss a word.

Li Wei rolled his eyes and said to Wei Yong, "You can change your mind later."

"Li Wei, don't be kidding! How do you want to save me? You can see that I have a hidden illness, and you can definitely save me." Seeing that Li Wei couldn't save him, Wei Yong was anxious.

Lan Xin, who originally stood by and thought that Li Wei had done a little too much, now felt that Wei Yong should change his mind!With this IQ, how did he go around alone?

Li Wei sighed. He finally understood the mentality of those who were deceived by hundreds of thousands and millions!If Li Wei is a liar, and he meets a person like Wei Yong who is convinced, he will not cheat him out of his money, I am sorry for his IQ!

"Do you believe what I say?"

"But you are right! What I eat is indeed a taste of what I think of in my mind! So you really see that I have a hidden illness!" Wei Yong insisted on giving Li Wei this joke to Yuan On it.

Li Wei really feels tired of chatting with people whose IQ is offline!Especially when you refute him, and he can give you a reason to round up your jokes for you, this feeling is even more tiring!

"Lan Xin, bring us a glass of water for this brain-disabled patient." Li Wei didn't intend to reason with Wei Yong, but planned to speak with facts.

"It turns out I am a brain-dead! No wonder my sense of taste has changed like this! Everything I eat is like what I think in my head."

Li Wei's whole body is stiff, is this his!He wants to hit someone!This Wei Yong's IQ is really close to brain damage!

At best, other people make people crippled and lame. He is bludgeoning people, right?