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Lu Zhengkang recalled any school-level activities when he was a child, and an impression composition is indispensable after coming back. After listening to the content of those primary school and junior high school students, this fine tradition is still continuing.

For Lu Zhengkang, there is really nothing to write about. It's the same and don't care. What can you think of in such a crowded and happy environment?

Write a narrative?When I came to the cemetery on a certain day, certain month, a certain year, an elder brother who was in junior high school fought with a little brother who was in elementary school, and he scrambled for a broom to sweep the graves of the martyrs. Then they were all taught by their teachers. Now, from this story, we are deeply aware of the importance of maintaining order...Fart, Lu Zhengkang saw this scene only thinking about how stupid these little boys are, they are rushing to do their dirty work. .

But he can't really just write like that. On a solemn day, on a solemn occasion, he must have solemn behavior, right?You can't talk about academics in the mahjong hall, nor can you talk about cross talk in the library.

What exactly is form, and what is measure?

Lu Zhengkang's most annoying saying: You must master your own measures.

Young people just want to be frank and straightforward, lawless, what a sense...

Is that for the future?

Just like many years ago, Lu Zhengkang would fight for a tomb-sweeping broom, just because it was not a drudgery, it was very glorious, very positive, and remembered the ancestors.

It is stupid to move oneself by oneself, but the self-movement of a group of people is noble. This is not irony, but a very wonderful fact.

Lu Zhengkang saw the kid Zhang Yingxuan holding a broom, and another kid from a foreign school was also holding that broom, so the righteous partner Lu Zhengkang rushed up and pressed his palm on the opposite kid. Helping Zhang Yingxuan take the broom as his own on his face.

Today this cemetery, we have contracted the new kindergarten for Chunya!

...

Sun Hui put down the phone and looked at her son coldly.

"The teacher said you bullied other children, is it true?"

Chapter 408 The first snow in 2081 came earlier than ever

The end of 2081, to be precise, will be December 26th, Friday.The Jiangnan area ushered in an unexpected heavy snow. According to the Meteorological Observatory, this was caused by the abnormally strong Siberian cold current, but no one cares what cold current is not cold. Snow is true.

Halfway through the class in the kindergarten, a thin layer of snow accumulated on the edge of the window, and a kid yelled "Snow!"

Wow!

Suddenly the whole class was boiled, and cheers came from the classroom next door, like a chain reaction, the whole school clamored, the children suddenly broke free from the restraints of the seats, Lu Zhengkang watched them jump up from their positions with joy Go up, as if hearing a "bang" sound.

Teacher Zhou, who was talking about four arithmetic operations, was very helpless. She smiled and shook her head on the podium. She couldn't help running to the window to watch the snow.

Lu Zhengkang didn't follow. He felt that he was a mature man and could not be so naive.

Su Xiangli: "Lu Zhengkang, let's go snowball fight!"

"Not going."

"No, the great'cooking' said that if there is snow and not having a snowball fight is a blasphemy against winter,'cooking' will bring you down~"

Lu Zhengkang covered his face. After a few months, our Su Xiangli child remembered that he was actually a believer in Feitian Noodle God.

Fly Mian Sect (abbreviated as FSM) was born in 2005. Its central doctrine is that an invisible and unperceivable "flying spaghetti monster" created the entire universe "after a serious alcohol abuse".

This flying noodle monster is "Boiled" (RAmen). Its most widely spread form is a twisted noodle with two tentacle-shaped crab eyes, and two huge delicious meatballs wrapped in the dough. Combine into a "complex carbohydrate organism".

It is speculated that it was alcoholism that caused the earth created by the flying noodle god to be full of various flaws.All the evidence supporting the theory of evolution is arranged by the noodle god.He tested the piety of believers by making things appear older.When scientists use scientific methods such as radiometric dating to try to determine the age of things, Feitian Noodle God will use "his noodle-like appendages to change the measurement results" to make the results look more ancient.

In the belief system of Feitian Noodles, pirates are "the embodiment of absolute divinity." Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes and other natural disasters are caused by the decrease in the number of pirates.

The most important thing is that every Friday is a holy day and a rest day, and believers can request employers to rest on this day.

Judging from these absurd names and full-grown doctrines, this is obviously a satirical religion that is used to refute theology.

Lu Zhengkang squinted at the child Su Xiangli, "If you believe in'cooking' so much, then today is Friday, why don't you rest at home?"

Su Xiangli:!!!(⊙?⊙)

Seeing her lost in thought, Lu Zhengkang sighed and turned to look at the window.

Now the windows are covered with hydrophobic materials, water vapor cannot stay, and the temperature is automatically controlled, even if it is 20 or 30 degrees below zero, it is warm to the touch, which leads to a very serious consequence-the glass does not fog.

What is the happiest thing in school in winter?Of course, hiding in the warm room, writing on the foggy glass.

But I really want to say that writing skills are only available in elementary school. In kindergarten, scribbling is the most normal.

But happiness is the past tense, and now he has nothing left. This winter is really nothing to say. Lu Zhengkang looked melancholy at the crowded windowsill, thinking that nothing can make him happy anymore. He It is the deepest and charming Xiao Liang in Chunya New Kindergarten... "Ao——!!!"

Zhang Yingxuan squeezed snow into Lu Zhengkang's back collar, watching her little friend like a wild cat being kicked, jumping around, laughing unkindly.

Lu Zhengkang shivered and shook the snow from the bottom of his shirt, then glared at Zhang Yingxuan, then sat back on the chair again, and looked at the window sill with his head sideways.

I am very melancholy: look at those vulgar little fools, they are so embarrassing that they have never seen the world, isn't it just a snow scene?Not to mention that the snow in the south is empty. Even the snow scene in the North is nothing surprising. If you really want to appreciate the snow, you can go to the poetry to appreciate it. No matter the ancients or the modern, there is always snow. Let me think about it, "Wall Corner A plum blossomed by Ling Han alone. I know it's not snow..." Wait, this is for plum blossoms, uh, think about it again, "Suddenly like a spring breeze, thousands of pear trees bloom." By the way, this It's snow... "Wow——!!!"

Qiu Qiongzhu pierced the back collar of her little friend with a handful of Xue, and laughed unkindly when he watched him scurry around like a hairy mouse on the ass.

Lu Zhengkang glared at the two, "Can you be as stable as me?"

Zhang Yingxuan pondered, "I was wrong, I apologize." After speaking, he bowed deeply.

Lu Zhengkang panicked, "Nothing, nothing, Aiqing flat!"

Qiu Qiongzhu also thought, "I see, you are saying that you have become fat, so you are sad."

Zhang Yingxuan: That's it!

Lu Zhengkang was furious, "Who is getting fat? I'm all muscles to cut!"

Su Xiangli came over, "What are you discussing?"

"Nothing, nothing." Lu Zhengkang waved his hand.

Zhang Yingxuan: "It's bad to say he's fat."

Qiu Qiongzhu: "Yeah. I'm fat."

Su Xiangli looked up and down at Lu Zhengkang with suspicious and cautious eyes. A sharp-eyed girl like her could easily give people a cold feeling like a knife. Lu Zhengkang felt the snow marks on his back melt away, wet and cold, and clothes. It is sticky and uncomfortable to fit the back.

"Student Susu..."

"Oh!" She exclaimed, and walked to Lu Zhengkang's side, two little white hands pinched his forearm, "It really is fat!"

"This is called muscle."

"Then why is it soft."

Lu Zhengkang: (*︿) "This is called elasticity, this kind of muscle is the best..." Next, what is anatomy, physiology and other difficult words, the friends laughed, inside and outside the class Full of jovial atmosphere.

Qiu Qiongzhu raised his hand.