We sandwiched our meals lightly in the orphanage, and we came to the Mult Forest.

Speaking of the Mult Forest, I've been on our first quest as a party, Herb Collection, where we've even been near the entrance.

Today we are scheduled to take a trip to the end of the entrance in order to hunt.

"It's not that much of a lost forest, but be careful not to slip away."

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"Okay, I get it."

"I've been here a lot, too, so I can afford it, Doctor!

"I'm with you, so nothing's wrong."

Cooli and Liana nod honestly. Also, Rio and the butler even look sparingly shaky.

Rio's abilities are about level 30 where we are, and the butler is about 60 (I paired them up lightly when I went to Liana's house, and I freaked out at the thought), so is it natural to react like this?

The difficulty in this forest is gentle.

But it's not absolutely safe either.

"Let me tell you something, don't be alarmed. The enemy isn't just a demon."

"Even if the burglars show up, we can get rid of them easily!

"So that's how it leads to alarm - like this"

I use my powers (abilities) to get close to Rio in an instant with no sense of tension.

And I attached a finger to Rio's neck.

"Now you're dead once. Always be careful from now on."

This is a training I do for Kiss as well.

If you are careful, you are doing it at a critical rate.

"I can't believe you're crushing your time with me in an instant... I knew it was a boulder! Sir!"

"Uh... yes, sir"

I meant to intimidate you lightly, but Rio is still not feeling nervous enough.

Instead of looking at people and shining their eyes, I want you to look around you and see if there's anything wrong with you.

With that in mind, I put a big, blemish-looking monster, "Large Worm," in my sight as he approached me with a pair of eels.

"Look, there's a demon right next door. Quickly, get your attention."

"Oops...... ok." Shut up "!

When I skipped the instruction, Rio began to draw demons using his skills (”mastery," in Earthly terms).

"Again, if it's in our hands, we can afford demons and other things that come out in these woods!

After finishing the fight without difficulty, Rio smiled.

Me and the butler were just watching, and only three of us actually fought: Cooli, Liana and Rio.

Still, I could have easily defeated the monster.

Sometimes the enemy was a weak category monster, but it's still a big deal that Rio falls into the strong category there.

Only two were actually attacking, Cooli and Liana, and the annihilation rate is lower than usual.

But since Rio is stable as a tank, there is no dangerous side.

As far as I'm concerned, I think it would be better if you had some more struggle to gain some useful experience later.

But, well, now would be a good time for Cooli and Liana to tame the air of battle.

"It's a boulder, my boy"

"This is also only because of the teacher's teachings!

"Yes, you are."

Deacon looks at Rio with a smiling look.

He's a slightly obnoxious butler, but as far as these exchanges go, he seems to be building a pretty good subordination relationship.

I don't suppose Rio hires you.

"If it's because of my teachings, don't look alarmed forever. The enemy is coming after us."

"Ugh... yes"

I touched Rio's neck.

By the way, if you touch my neck three times in this training, there's a punitive game waiting for you to double your baggage on your way home.

Rio is already two out.

There's no later, come on.

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…… What's up, Cooli? "

Taking his gaze off Rio and turning right, there stood a coulis looking slightly soaked.

With her legs in her inner crotch, she blushes slightly.

What the hell is going on here?

"If you have something to say, I'll ask. Here."

In the meantime, I approached Cooli and listened, as Kiss always did.

This time I'm getting my attention right.

"........................ pee..................................................................."

"Oh well. Then we'll wait here, so go."

I was going to keep my mind tight, but I knew it was awkward to be whispered in my ear.

Why don't you?

The other guy is a man.

You must not react strangely.

With that in mind, I watched Cooli go into the back of the woods on a small run.

"What did Cooli say?

"Toilet."

"Oh, you did"

Liana asked me, so I answered it in the guise of a casual breeze as I changed my mood.

I can't tell her I want to go to the bathroom because I don't have Kiss today, and I guess Cooli has been patient.

I wish I could have noticed you a little earlier.

"But let one Cooli go to the back of the woods, no problem?

"... Speaking of which, yeah"

The view in the woods is not good.

Monsters attack me from blind spots while I'm pissing, something can happen.

You didn't mind a bit that far.

"Can I help you too... Deacon, can you ask for Liana and Rio for a moment?

"Yes, I accept"

"Thanks"

Turning his consciousness toward his lower body, he felt a little urine.

So here's one, let's follow Cooli and stand together.

I broke up with Liana and the others on the spot and ran in the direction Kuri was headed.

"Hey, Cooley"

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Kuri was going as far as he could possibly imagine.

It's just so far away that you don't think you need to leave us to make a stand.

But I was safe, and I was able to rendezvous with Cooli.

"? What are you looking at?

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Kuri was looking at where he was going.

So I look in that direction, too.

There was a cliff there.

"... a cliff here. It's not safe."

I didn't even know there was a place like this in the woods.

I felt a peek downstairs, and it doesn't seem like it's that deep a cliff.

But when I was hurrying through the woods, it was such a dangerous place that I was likely to fall and suffer major injuries.

"Hey, I don't care about that. Cooli, Liana and the others are waiting, so we can get this over with."

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When I look at the cliff, I somehow want to piss downstairs.

I stood at the edge of the cliff and lowered my pants and began to excrete jolly and yellow liquid.

"Hmm? What's up? You won't?

Cooli is watching me piss and her eyes are round.

Something tells me you're surprised.

I'm getting my hands mozzled and my face is red, and what the hell is wrong with you?

"Hurry up or Liana and the others will get mad at you......"?

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Right next to the cliff, Cooli fluttered her legs as she looked at me.

Shortly afterwards, the ground on which Kuri stood began to collapse and his body slowly leaned towards the cliff.

"Hey, hey... come on!

Surprised I stopped excreting aggressively and reached for Cooli.

But I accidentally fall in there because I wasn't wearing my pants properly.

"Ugh, whoa, whoa!!!

But that's where I activate the Abilities and rebuild the Fast Track.

At the same time, I rushed as far as I could to Cooli.

I can't reach out normally anymore in time.

That's what I decided, and I was jumping in the cliff.

"Cooli!"

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And I caught Cooli in the air and held him back.

If this happens, we'll have to keep falling to the bottom of the cliff.

It's not that deep, so my VIT height would be bearable enough...!

"Gu......!

Getting in position in the air, I landed on the ground with Cooli in my arms.

I have some paralysis in my legs, but other than that I don't seem to have any particular problems.

"... Phew... are you okay, Cooli"

I took a quick breath and asked Cooli.

"... gusu"

"... uh, you're not going to be okay..."

There are no injuries to Kuri.

I don't have any injuries... but I had lost my urine that I would have endured until just now, making my pants bisho.

Well, that one would have scared me.

I can't help but take a leak.

"Look, don't cry, Cooli. They won't fit, but I'll lend you my pants."

I put a coulis on the ground with tears in my eyes, and I took my spare pants out of the item box.

This garment is also an engraved piece of equipment.

It adjusts automatically if the resizing is slight.

Though, it's just too big for Cooli if it's my pants.

Sizing would also only be to the point of rest.

But if you tighten your belt and raise your hem, you shouldn't be able to wear it.

Until we get back to town, let's have patience with this.

"Look, I'll help you"

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I crouched on the spot, and I put my hand on Cooli's pants.

I'd really like you to do it yourself, but at times like this, it was an act of even being nice to me.

I used to take a leak and cry when I was in elementary school too.

So I didn't laugh at Cooli and tried to get him to change quickly, as is often the case.

... But such behavior could have been a mistake.

I lowered Cooli's pants.

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Me and Cooli got stiff.

Cooli doesn't know what he thinks, but the reason I was rigid was bright white.

Well...... I guess so.

Because... positionally, it wasn't supposed to be in front of me, because there wasn't a Kuri man symbol...

"... Huh? That? Why? Why do you stick around? Huh? Huh?... Yep?

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I don't have a penis. I don't have a penis.

Where did Kuri's penis go?

Did you even leave it on the cliff?

... No, no, no, calm down, me.

Maybe I'm just overlooking it.

That's right. I'm playing with girls.

Kuri is hiding his penis in his crotch.

Yeah, it must be.

"Ha-ha-ha... Cooli, you're an outgoing tea man..."

That's what I thought, it was time I grabbed Cooli's thigh with both hands and slowly opened my crotch.

"…………………………………………"

... I knew it wasn't.

"Oh, uh... duh, I don't know what that means...?

I was confused.

Sure, Cooli should have been a boy.

I never checked before, but I recognized it as a boy.

Doctor Hayakawa's dossier should have also specified that Kuri was a boy.

In the first place, the clothes Kuri is wearing are for men.

You're wearing clothes for men, so you have to be a man to be crazy.

"..................................................."

Desperately thinking about that, Cooli began to tide her face and shed a large amount of tears.

Not good.

This is not good.

I'm not sure what's wrong with it, but it's very bad if it stays this way.

What can I do, what can I do?

Wait... don't rush me.

Relax... Relax... Relax...

... All right.

First, let's calmly analyze this situation.

What I found out for now is that Cooli is probably not a boy.

To see where nothing grows on my crotch, I can only assume so.

So what is it if it's not a boy... I mean a girl?

Yeah, calm down. Calm analytical skills. It's good, me.

Next, then.

The coulis in front of me would mean it was a girl, not a boy.

I'm not sure where the information came from, but for now, that's definite.

And I'm letting Cooli open her crotch.

... I don't care what you think, it's out.

"... sorry"

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I was taking my hands off Cooli's thighs and apologizing as she sat down in the dirt.

They are about elementary school kids.

But that's why it would be perfect for me, a man who's not family or anything, to look at and let Cooli crotch open.

If I do this on Earth, I could take care of the police as a matter of fact.

Every once in a while, I've tried to put a collar on Gardia, who's passed out naked, but this time it's more than that.

Kuri's crying, and no matter how you look at it, you can't get away with it.

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As I kept bowing my head, Cooli said nothing, wiping his crotch with a cloth and changing his pants.

Though I could only judge by the sound, that kind of sound was echoing in the woods.

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And Cooli got dressed, and he came close to me silently.

What does this kid look like now?

Angry face or sad face?

Shit. Frightening.

Even the Laid Boss battle in the underground labyrinth might not have thought it so scary.

I kept sitting grounded, ready enough for Cooli to stomp my head on my feet and spit on me.

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Then Cooli put her hand on my shoulder.

What the fuck.

Maybe you're going to do it head-back.

If so, in relation to VIT, the coulis might rather be in pain.

What to do, make it stop.

I kept myself in the same position, thinking about it.

".................. eh"

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But Cooli didn't do me any harm, he just whined softly "eh" in his ear.

The coulis I saw when I looked up were puffing my red-dyed cheeks.

Eh, uh.

Is that it, or do you mean I'm eh?

Is this the Cooli-style curse?

That's a cute way to curse.

But that's all Cooli does to me, and I haven't stepped on it or spit on it.

This is... I mean...

"Uh... will you forgive me...?

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With his face up and I inquired, Kuri shook his head vertically with cockroaches, keeping his red tide on his face.

Apparently... I'm forgiven.

"Well, then we'll join everyone... we'll take a little detour... but with a little walk, we can get back to the place on the cliff..."

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I suggested with a voice such as fear, and Cooli agreed with the same gesture he had just made.

That's how Kuri and I started walking in the woods.

A dozen minutes later, we were able to rendezvous safely with Liana and the others, and we said, "It's too late! What were you doing!" He got angry.

I was in the mood to say, "No matter what you were doing..." I was supposed to keep listening to Liana's sermon for a while with Cooli.