Building madman

March 25, eight o'clock in the morning.

UFO Stadium.

A: "China Five Channels, China Five Channels, good morning friends from the audience before the TV series, you are watching the first game of the XBA Men's Basketball Professional League, the live broadcast of Tiancheng and the North American professional men's basketball team Dallas Mavericks."

B: "Speaking of the names of the two teams, everyone may be very strange..."

A: "Team Tiancheng is affiliated to Tiancheng Construction Co., Ltd., his boss, I believe everyone can know, Ge 10 billion! Oh, no, I took back the three words just now, it is Mr. Ge Xiaotian Ge, which is also a recent hot game. The behind-the-scenes owner of Legend of Shenlong, of course, Legend of Shenlong belongs to Tianyu, and Tianyu also has its own team... Tianyu will face the North American professional team Timberwolves in two hours!"

B: "The players from both sides are entering the field..."

A: "Wait! Let's look at the basketball uniforms of the Tiancheng team players. Step 1? Bow 1? Sword 1? Ride 1? Weight 1? What does this mean?"

B: "Sorry, due to a staff error yesterday, this station missed the opening ceremony which was said to have been two hours, but lasted six hours... Now let's look at the information the staff sent..."

"Step 1, according to the ancient Chinese arms, belongs to the main force... Tiancheng defines step 1 as a scout, and the position is: point guard! Interesting!"

"Bow 1, it must be an archer in ancient times... a shooting guard! Hey, think about it, this is indeed the case!"

"Sword 1, a bit like a Mo sword soldier in the Tang Dynasty...small forward!"

"Knight 1, regular cavalry... power forward!"

"Heavy 1, heavy cavalry... center forward!"

A: "Tiancheng's way of breaking the conventional player numbering is really interesting, but I have to say that the Chinese style is very strong!"

B: "Let's take another look at the Dallas Mavericks... well, the former Mavericks..."

"The audience friends who have watched the North American Professional League should be familiar with this team, I will not introduce it..."

A: "Before the game started, there were two very important ceremonies. The live DJ... This girl is so energetic. The distance makes me excited..."

B: "The first ceremony, raising the national flag, playing the national anthem..."

for a long time.

A: "The second ceremony."

B: "The live DJ has notified the upper audience not to panic..."

A: "Yes, please keep your eyes open and look carefully. This is the design that Tiancheng is leading the world almost, and it is also the greatest and most ingenious design in the world at the end of the last century...propelled auditorium, or inverted bowl stadium It moved... the third, fourth, and fifth floors are advancing, and the spectators above are getting closer and closer to the stadium..."

B: "This scene is really shocking. The 16,000 spectators at the scene are all boiling..."

A: "One thousand six?"

B: "Yes! This is currently the largest basketball stadium in China, which was independently invested and built by Tiancheng..."

"Okay, friends, the game is about to begin, let us look inside..."

B: "In addition, edit the name of the team and send it to... you may get an electric bicycle, and each game is limited to 500 people! That's right, 500 people!"

A: "The game has started..."

B: "The height of Tiancheng center is 212, and the height of Lone Ranger center is 216. Look at this jump ball...it's grass, what just happened? The Lone Ranger center actually flew out?"

A: "Let's take a look at the replay..."

In the picture, two centers take off at the same time...

It's just that Tiancheng Center glared anger and roared with a deep voice and strong penetrating power.

"kill!"

Then, the Lone Ranger center, who was frightened by the sound or by the momentum, shivered in the air, shaking his body and losing his balance...

Slap...

A: "..."

B: "..."

On-site DJ, audience, referee: "..."

A: "Is this a foul?!"

B: "Sorry, it seems that there are no regulations in this area... Tiancheng team got the ball... Wait! What happened again?!"

A: "Let's watch the replay again. Tianchengbu No. 1 point guard got the ball and pushed forward. When two Lone Ranger players blocked it, step 1 passed the bow and No. 1 shooting guard... the latter passed the midfield. , Seeing that no one is defending, it's like urinals, spread your legs and place the ball between your crotch... Throw it? Throw it!!! I go, there is the ball!!! Tiancheng team took the lead! Score 3 points! It's unreasonable... this goal is unreasonable!"

B: "No, this ball is very reasonable, maybe the audience friends have not known Tiancheng team... As far as I know, his way of throwing the ball comes from'throwing bricks', yes, throwing bricks! Just like building a house in his hometown , Labor throws the bricks from the ground to the roof with bare hands. Even if no one picks them up, they can be neatly stacked in a row... To be honest, it’s incredible, but I was fortunate to see a player from the Tiancheng team lay the bricks easily. On the basketball board..."

A: "When you say this, I suddenly feel that this action is indeed full of the hard work and wisdom of the working people..."

B: "..."

A: "The match continued. The Mavericks served and Tiancheng retreated. The defensive force was not very strong. Nowitzki took the opportunity to shoot a three-pointer... missed!"

B: "Tiancheng team heavy No. 1 center forward easily took off the rebound, Jian No. 1 small forward advanced, three lone ranger players stepped forward to block... Wait, there seems to be a little situation on the court!"

A: "It seems that... the North American players only recognize the Arabic number 1, but do not recognize the steps, bows, swords, riding, weight... They made a major mistake in defense... Three players blocked the sword 1, and the other two stared separately With bow 1 and weight 1, riding 1 was missed and missed!!! Ride 1 speeds up and rushes into the infield...Fuck, ride 1 free throw line to jump, big windmill ride to buckle the opponent's center! Oh roar!!! The goal is scored!!!"

B: "5:0!!!"

A: "It's hard to believe that a corporate team that can't even be considered an amateur team can achieve a 5:0 record in the same field as a North American professional team!"

B: "If you let Boss Ge hear this..."

A: "Sorry, editor, can you..."

B: "This is a live broadcast!"

A: "Boss Ge's team is really too strong! It is beyond the existence of professional teams!"

B: "..."

A: "Let's continue to watch the game..."

B: "The Lone Ranger serves... The Tiancheng team seems to have no interest in defense at all, just a symbolic wave. The Lone Ranger players feel bad today and miss two points. Tiancheng Zhong's No. 1 center grabs a rebound... a long pass. , Ride 1 again! Ride 1 again! Ride 1 is like his code name, Yiqi Juechen... The same free throw line takes off, I rely on, just such a simple and direct dunk with both hands! It's so... terrible! !!!"

A: "Now the score is 7:0, the coach of the Lone Ranger did not call a timeout, and the game continues... After the Lone Ranger made two mistakes, the star Finley carried the banner... It is said that his shooting in the 99-00 season of the North American Professional League 46% shooting, 40% three-point shooting, 22.6 points per game, 6.5 rebounds per game, 5.3..."

B: "Finley broke into the post with the ball and was blocked by the heavy No. 1 center... Oh! What a subtle back pass. The basketball fell accurately to Nash, who also hit 40% of the three-pointers. The Tiancheng team's step 1 is just symbolic. Waving his hand... Nash jumper... Fuck, behind step 1, there is a small forward Sword No. 1. He grabbed his cap at the moment Nash made a jumper!!!"

A: "The change came too abruptly. Sword 1 was holding the ball and advancing... The Lone Ranger quickly returned to defense, and Sword 1 was ready to fight hard... No, after he broke into the interior, he threw the ball to the slow speed without looking back, before running. The No. 1 center who entered the field... He stepped forward, and the three solo players blocked... He ignored the three strong black men who came up, holding the ball with both hands and raising it, knees bent and jumped. …Oh, I heard the horrible word “kill” again! Heavy 1 hit the ball into the hoop..."

B: "The three players who came up were all knocked out. One vomited blood, TMD, he vomited blood! The game was suspended and the medical team of Qingshan Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital entered the field..."

A: "Too violent!"

B: "Three dunks in just one minute and a 9:0 Xiao Gaochao. Such an explosive scene has completely ignited the atmosphere of the entire arena. All the audience on the spot stood up!!!"

A: "Let's look at the player profile of the No. 1 center."

B: "Heavy No. 1 center, 33 years old, has been on the battlefield in South Vietnam, moved bricks for five years after retiring, and held steel bars with bare hands for five years..."

A: "..."

What kind of information is this?

What about sports career?

During the suspension, a staff member handed over a note.

A: "Dear audience friends, I just received a good news that the Ice Bear Amur State is making a friendly visit to Jishi... Mr. Governor and Jishi Shaobaitou leaders came to the scene of the game, let us follow the camera...

At this time, the staff again passed a note.

'The ratings are over 15, pay attention to the image when commenting, don't open your mouth and shut your mouth, TMD, grass, I rely on...'

Narrator A and B looked at each other, making eye contact.

'you've said?'

'No, how about you?'

'How is it possible, I never fail to speak mantras and swear words!'

The heavy cavalry has long been ordered, and the scene of hitting the flying man looks terrifying, but in fact it is only for players with small movements...

The game continues.

Through a timeout, Lone Ranger coach Don Nelson quickly discovered the weakness of the Tiancheng team.

Can't CIC!

In fact it is.

Elite arms are very powerful, but that is in combat.

In basketball, three-pointers rely on the projectile characteristics of elite archers.

Other units want to score, either dunk or steal a few...

What?

Elite archers who are power forwards?

No horse!

Do you want him to step on the horse to play basketball?Throw a three-pointer?

Therefore, the infantry dribbles from the outside, the archers throws from the outside, the champion swordsman makes a sneak attack, steals and blocks shots.

And heavy cavalry.

This girl has changed a bit too much.

Once inside the inner circle, there is almost no solution...

But this also coincides with Ge Xiaotian's positioning of the XBA professional league.

Focus on viewing!

Dunk!

Projection!

Dunk!

Therefore, even if the Lone Ranger coach made corresponding arrangements to the team, he still failed to withstand Tiancheng's "irrational" offense...

A: "Fuck, Tiancheng's No. 1 shooting guard actually throws a basketball with his back to the basket! Go in... Go in?!"

B: "There is a kind of throwing bricks, called throwing backwards..."

………………

VIP seats.

As early as the Sancha Township football match, the leader of Shao Baitou knew that Tiancheng's'players recruited heavily' were incredible.

This is also the main reason why Jishi handed over the Lotus Sports Center to Tiancheng for operation.

Regardless of whether Tiancheng is engaged in a football game, he will find a way to help Tiancheng football team win the opportunity to play in the A League.

The Lotus Sports Center is the training base of the Tiancheng football team.

But what he never expected was that the XBA would be so popular before football started!

Look at the atmosphere, the player skills...

"Oh, God, the strength of the North American men's basketball professional team is too strong, 25:5!"

The translator took the initiative to correct and said: "Mr. Governor, you are mistaken, it is Tiancheng 25, Lone Ranger 5!"

"???" "Gosh, is this the North American team?"

"Look over there, Timberwolves-Garnett, Utah Jazz-Malone, Spurs-Duncan, Robinson, Trail Blazers-Wallace, Smith, Pippen...Hmm? Wait, who is? Stern!"

After finishing the translation, he saw the puzzled eyes around him, and quickly explained: "He is the current president of the North American Men's Basketball Professional League. I suspect that he is not just robbing the 500 million red banknotes, but also wants to promote the North American career. League!"

"Hey, this guy thinks pretty well!" Old Hong knows the strength of his team, and he chuckles his lips with disdain, "Mr. Governor, how is this basketball stadium?"

"The design is great!" Mr. Governor always remembered the purpose of this visit, "I don't know Mr. Ge?"

"Oh! Our boss is very busy. It costs tens of thousands of dollars per minute!" Lao Hong called Lao Yang and knew what the other party was thinking, but with his own boss's virtue of being stingy and afraid of death, it is estimated that he would not easily agree to launch a satellite, so , He needs to do something about construction.

such as……

"Mr. Governor, is this basketball game hot?"

"Overcrowded!"

"Yes, there are 16,000 spectators and a full 1 million tickets have been sold! And, we are going to host six games today alone! In other words, we can get six million in revenue, which does not include Additional expenses such as eating, drinking and playing!"

"Gosh, it's incredible!"

"How? Do you want one?"

"Ok?"

"Rest assured, we Tiancheng can form a local team for Amur, and I will help you apply for the XBA league division..." Lao Hong said, squeezing his left eye and raising his eyebrows, "You want our boss to see the investment income , He will launch satellites!"

Governor Amur tangled, "But, we don't have money to build a sports center!"

"Amur does not have money, but... there are mountains and land!"

"What do you mean?" Governor Amur's eyes lit up.

"Two million, two million acres of wasteland for five years! And, for you, multiple neoblas can solve many jobs!"

"Hi... really a good proposal!"

"Should we make that decision?"

"This..." Mr. Governor did not immediately agree, but turned around and followed the official in a whisper.

The latter thought for a moment...

Land?

More to the north!

You can’t sell it. If you use the five-year contract for a large basketball stadium...

It seems very suitable!

The accompanying officials nodded.

Mr. Governor held Lao Hong's hand, "Good brother, that's how we decide!"

"no problem!"

"I don't know Mr. Ge?"

"You see the game, I'll go to my boss!"

………………

There are thousands of miles of ice-bound ridges in the forest sea, and the snowfields are all white.

On the magnificent ice field near the Arctic Circle, a super mine cart, which is driven by a pure ethanol gas turbine and is comparable to a small mansion, rushes...

Ge Xiaotian adjusted the mining exoskeleton mecha, put on the oxygen mask and helmet, and jumped out of the cab with Dahan.

Crunch, crunch...

Hydraulic transmission, electronic transmission, biological transmission...

A giant bear leaped forward...

Ge Xiaotian fist lightly, the giant bear flew upside down...

"Hahaha, I am so strong!"

"Second brother is amazing!"

"Let's go, go find a dog's gold!" Ge Xiaotian chuckles up the iron pick, and gestures to the strong man who is constantly walking down the super mine cart, "Come on!"

The mighty force entered the canyon...

A two-meter-high golden egg greeted the eyes, yellow and bright...

"Posted! Posted!"

………………

"Sent!"

Three poles in the day.

In the side room of the old village chief’s small courtyard in Gejia Village.

Someone is lying on the huge new bed, with arms on his chest, eyes slightly narrowed, mouth grinning, two small paws touching the void, rubbing, grasping...

"Hahaha... mine! This is mine!!!"

After drinking all night last night, the old village chief and my uncle had just woke up, they heard the movement and hurried over to take a look. They were stunned when they saw this scene.

Old Hong stepped into the yard, full of question marks, "What is he doing?"

"Daydreaming!" The old village head stared sullenly, then turned and went into the kitchen to cook.

Fourth Uncle scratched his head and walked to the pressure well to wash.

When the two of them left, Lao Hong rolled his eyes, took out his recording pen, and decided to take the opportunity to get things done with the satellite, leaning over to Ge Xiaotian, and whispering softly, "Boss?!"

"Who?!"

"Me, old Hong!"

"Aren't you dead? I personally picked the coffin for you!"

"???"