Building madman

"There is no change in the whole, the hair is smoother, the eyes are a bit hollow, and there are still holes in the forehead..."

Before boarding the plane, Ge Xiaotian looked for a hotel and gave Ah Huang a bath. After studying for a long time, he did not find any magic, and finally handed Ah Huang to his logistics staff.

Well, regardless of civil aviation, private jet, or business jet, large pets are not allowed these days.

Of course, Mi 26 is a transport plane...

Take off in the morning, arrive at Jifu in the afternoon, and return to Sancha Township in the evening.

When he arrived at the entrance of the village, Dahan was sitting in his exclusive house, watching TV with the old village chief.

One of them serves as a super seiyuu of Tianyu, and the other serves as a supervisor of Daqingshan. They are not short of money now.

The furnishings in the house keep pace with the times. Last year, the 7-inch small TV was replaced with an SG series projector. The table, chair and bed were also standard suites for Tiancheng employees.

The heating system that has been repaired for a year is now connected to Gejiacun, and when you open the door of the house, you can feel the heat.

"Oh, your kid really rushed back?"

The old village chief saw his second grandson and quickly got up to help take off the thermostat.

Dahan chuckled and called to the second brother. They looked around and looked around, but they held his rubber hammer tightly in their hands, "Where is Ahuang?"

Ge Xiaotian still didn't know that Dahan and Ahuang hid the treasure of the second master Liu Hui privately. One person and one dog finally fell out and became'enemies'. "Why? I want to be crazy about dog meat and stare at my dog?"

"No, miss it!"

"Your way of saying hello is quite unique. It takes a transport plane and will only arrive tomorrow morning... By the way, you will pick it up tomorrow."

"Okay!" Dahan held the rubber hammer in his hand tighter.

Ge Xiaotian took off his thermostatic suit and let out a long sigh of relief, "This thing is good, but it's just like plastic sheeting, stuffy!"

"Isn't it enough to get a ventilation device?" The old village head seemed to understand this.

"The technology can't reach it, the vent valve, the air supply port, the heat block...too troublesome."

Ge Xiaotian said, and motioned to Dao Si to take out the Nanyun Province special product-tobacco as a gift when Chen Donghai visited with Li Wei. Then, Seng Si took out the good wine that his boss took out from the car of the richest man Li...

"I said your kid has something good, can't someone send it in advance? You have to wait until the end of the year!"

"Busy, I've been floating in the sea for two months, and I have been flying in the sky for four or five days. This is just the ground."

"Tiancheng took over the Nanbangzi Bridge. I heard about it. What a long face!"

"Hey, a small profit of 80 billion!"

"..."

"Unfortunately, the money needs to be used in other ways, otherwise I can build a super back garden for grandpa in Daqingshan!"

"You can really talk about it, I'm an old guy who is about to fall into the soil, and I'm back in the back garden. Why don't you tell me to repair the tomb?"

"Bah, baah, bad luck for the New Year!"

Ge Xiaotian took out nine red banknotes, "Grandpa, a good Chinese New Year, I wish you a good meal this year, good teeth, good stomach, and good health!"

"Hey, red envelope? That's it?"

"Well..."

"Second brother, mine, mine!"

Ge Xiaotian took out the big red envelopes that had been discarded by five little pink pigs and specially arranged for someone to send it over, "I love my Dahan brother the most!"

"Hey..."

Dahan smiled halfway, his face collapsed, "Do you really think I'm stupid?"

"..."

………………………

"Second brother!"

"Second Uncle is back!"

"Second nephew!"

"Thief Sun!"

In all kinds of greetings, Ge Xiaotian put on a woolen coat, smoking while walking, and soon came to the entrance of his own alley.

The little hero who claimed to have eaten shit was standing on the roof and threw a cannon down.

Seeing him coming, he threw down the plastic bag in his hand...

Dao Si stretched out his hand and grabbed it, and Ge Xiaotian took it.

Touching the mud, something similar to a hawthorn tube, there are three throws away...

Bang bang ......

The little hero cried suddenly...

"Mom, Ge Ergouzi hit me!"

"Haha..."

Ge Xiaotian laughed and came to his own small foreign building.

Three cars parked at the door.

A Changan Ford produced by Nandu, it seems that the war between automakers has also affected the China Automotive market and spawned a series of joint ventures.

A Sancha Wuling, looking at the brand, should be Da Mao's father, that is, San Shu, sold the old broken bread, and the newly replaced'small truck'.

The last one was a dilapidated bus...

The second uncle is back!

I just don’t know if I brought my wife back...

Uh, the old lady is watching TV at the entrance of the village, and it seems that the second uncle is still a bachelor in all likelihood...

Ge Xiaotian greeted the Tianwei guarding the old house and opened the door.

The hall was full of smoke, and it was so lively.

The old man is in the center, the second uncle is on the left, the third uncle is on the right, and the fourth uncle is on the bottom. From the left, the second grandpa (the one who cut his leg), the second grandpa’s eldest son, the second grandpa Ge Shunfeng, Lei Ge, Lei Ge Brother, Ermao, Damao, Ge Wangwang...

"Oh, big dinner, wait for me?"

"Huh? I called your kid yesterday, and you said that if the bird didn't shit, why did you kill it today?" The second uncle said, walking up to a bear hug.

Click...

Ge Xiaotian lowered his head subconsciously...

In front of the chest, the wooden Taibai sword sent by my mother was broken into several pieces. After taking off the thermostat, it slipped from the shirt that had not yet been tied...

Comrade Ge Feng knew where this thing came from. His complexion changed. Just about to get up, Ge Xiaotian quickly slapped his second uncle on the shoulder and said, "Small things, bought from a street stall."

"Really?" The second uncle was very knowledgeable and picked up the hilt with the mark of Taibai, "This is..."

"Superstitious, don't take it seriously, it's wooden, it's soaked in the bath, hot and cold, sooner or later."

Ge Xiaotian made a haha, but remembered that he had airborne Amur but was safe and sound, and a layer of goose bumps appeared on his back, but he still changed the subject, "Hey, why didn't you bring the old man with you for dinner today?"

"Hey, it's not your second uncle. It's fine if you don't bring your wife back, and you get angry with the old man." The third uncle, like Da Mao, often delivers goods and runs at night. He doesn't believe in ghosts and gods. Unsteady', drove away Ermao, who was young and full of food and watched TV, and patted his side as, "Come, come, sit here with Uncle San, avoid ghosts and gods!"

"Haha, there is a master by my side, believe it or not!"

Comrade Ge Feng seemed to think of being fooled by the master, with a smile on his face, but seeing the pierced ears in Ge Wangwang's ears, he picked up the belt on the table and said, "You bastard, look at your brother. What's up?"

"Hey, hey, big brother, the New Year, in front of so many juniors, save some face for my big nephew." The fourth uncle stopped.

When Ge Xiaotian saw this scene, he was immediately happy. It seems that Ge Wangwang has already been beaten, "Father, the times have changed, my eldest brother is very promising now, OK? 20 million fans in South Vietnam, 50 million Chinese brothers, you Look, this is money!"

"Am I talking about this?"

"Ok?"

"I don’t want to bring someone back when I get pregnant. At the very least, the parents of both parents should ventilate and settle the marriage as soon as possible. Even if your brother is not allowed to get ahead, your father and I have some spare money now, how can we not be worthy of others? Or are you not like a man and can't afford it?"

Ge Wangwang was aggrieved, "Dad, I didn't make her pregnant!"

"The kid in the belly is not yours?"

"its mine."

"Could it be that someone got you up?"

"Roughly the same……"

Ge Xiaotian: "..."

The elders in the house: "..."

This sister-in-law is still another sister-in-law in time and space!

It's worthy of judo eight...

Ge Xiaotian raised the cup, "Brother, respect you!"

Ge Wangwang: "..."

"Big brother, respect you!" Da Mao is following in the footsteps of the second brother now, watching Ge Wangwang get bored, and quickly help him fill it up.

Next, Brother Lei will debut...

Second uncle didn’t know what bad idea he was holding back, so he raised a glass...

After a lap, Ge Wangwang uttered the truth after drinking and cried, "I am suffering!"

Second uncle: "My child, uncle warned you, woman, how about it!"

"What are you talking about?" The mother who was messing around with her aunts in the kitchen, dressed in gold and silver, ran out with a kitchen knife...

"Sister-in-law, I mean, man, you must marry a daughter-in-law, or else no one will ask for help."

"Then you don't have to hurry...hey? When did the second child come back?"

"Mom, I just arrived. By the way, I made you a natural nugget gold pendant. It's so aggressive, it weighs three kilograms!"

"Get out of here!" Comrade Ge Feng suddenly became unhappy.

…………………

The next day, January 23, the twenty-ninth lunar month, New Year's Eve.

Last night, there was a big family dinner, except that Ge Wangwang was filled, the rest was fine.

Early in the morning, Ge Sanni, who didn't see each other yesterday, chatted with Fat Xiu into Ge Xiaotian's room.

"Second brother and second brother, look at your sister-in-law!"

"Ok?"

Ge Xiaotian rubbed his sleepy eyes and glanced at the little man in Fat Xiu's arms, his heart warmed, this feeling...

I really want a daughter!

"No, so small, so cold, why are you holding this?"

"Your father-in-law and your new mother-in-law came to visit!" Li Xiuxiu kicked the bedside angrily, as if thinking of Ge Lao Er as a matchmaker.

"Huh? New mother-in-law, Lao Li is married?"

"You are a big-headed ghost!" Li Xiuxiu hummed and left...

Ge Xiaotian chuckled happily and looked at Sanni, "Your brother's methods will never stop?"

"It's a pity, it's a girl!"

"still have a chance!"

"Come on!"

"It's not me cheering, it's Lao Li cheering!"

"Are you stupid? Sister Xiu can still run if raw rice is cooked into white rice?"

"It makes sense!"

"Second brother, get up quickly. Everyone puts Spring Festival couplets and lanterns. Our dad is chatting with Lao Li, my mom is making dumplings, and my eldest brother vomited all night and was still asleep, so our family didn't post them."

"I have to leave something for my neighbors to think beyond ours."

"You think it's still an old tradition. Who posted it early, who got rich early?"

"Sanni, you have changed, you have never stunned your second brother before!"

"I found that you are being fucked on the Internet, I tried it, and it feels pretty amazing!"

"..."

What a hobby!

Ge Xiaotian put on the experimental cashmere thermal underwear sent by the Li brothers. Apart from his image resembling Li Xiaolong, the overall feeling was pretty good.

Went to the living room to chat with Lao Li, Aunt Li, and Dad, and went to the kitchen to see that my mother did not make it sticky, and then she found the spring couplets she bought, and she was given double-sided tape...

Sanni watched her children, Fat Xiu cut Spring Festival couplets, Ge Xiaotian went to the old and posted the new ones, and suddenly found the feeling of following her father to post Spring Festival couplets when she was a child...

grown up!

However, as soon as it was posted outside the yard, there was a lot of noise from the village road, and the voice of the fourth uncle could be faintly heard...

"What is a dog climbing a tree? Any one of you has seen my second nephew's old sow climb a tree?"

"I have seen and I have seen that if the sow is not pregnant, she can even be afraid of branches!"

"It really is!"

Hearing this, Ge Xiaotian had a face full of hell, and looked at Li Xiuxiu and Sanni who was watching the children, "Why didn't I know that our sow would go up the tree?"