Building madman

There are always some illusory scenes in life. It is not as good as what has just happened, but it feels like it has been experienced a long, long time ago, and what has been experienced a long, long time ago seems to be happening...

Just like Ge Xiaotian driving back to Gejia Village, passing through the main road of Sancha Township, seeing impressive small bungalows and rammed earth houses, all turned into two or three-story door-to-door shops, trance like traveling through time and space , Before seeing another time and space squatting behind bars, he was returning to visit relatives.

One is 01 years and the other is 17 years.

True or false, the memory is confused, so that he can not see whether he is real or illusory.

Especially when he came to Lao Li’s pork stall and saw that the old greasy wooden table disappeared and turned into a floor-to-ceiling glass exhibition hall, Ge Xiaotian suddenly saw a girl in uniform working there, and he could blink. The girl with eyes was hit by a car that rushed out of the gas station opposite, and flew more than ten meters away...

Yes, Li Xiuxiu from another time and space indeed inherited Li Suo's mantle, but...

Ge Xiaotian suddenly missed Li Xiuxiu.

Maybe they were sprinkled with dog food by those two evil fate, maybe they were stimulated by Ge Wangwang, or something else...

Take out the smart card and make a call:

"Come back, I miss you!"

"Huh? I just thought about it last night, now I think about it again?"

"It's not the same, I just miss you."

"Well, then I'll buy a plane ticket!"

Since the two have determined their relationship, Li Xiuxiu has become particularly docile, seeming to have complied with the sentence of marrying a chicken, marrying a chicken, marrying a dog, and never rejecting his many requests...

"Hey..."

Thinking of something, Ge Xiaotian smiled knowingly, motioned to stop, personally took out a box of wine, two cigarettes, three packets of mother tree Dahongpao from the trunk, and went straight to his prospective father-in-law's house.

"Uncle Li!"

"Hey! I knew it was Xiaotian's return as soon as I heard it!" When the loud voice rang, the shaggy old Li pushed open the door.

I haven't seen it for half a year. It seems that after many years, Lao Li's hair has become more gray...

And hearing the movement, there was also a middle-aged woman holding a baby doll walking out of the hall with her.

Widow Gu, who sells shoes on the street, has the charm of the old days, now she has transformed into a peasant housewife.

'Years are like a merciless pig-killing knife...'

Seeing Ai Ai in the mother-in-law period, I don’t know what to call Ai Ai, Ge Xiaotian took the initiative to speak, "Hello Aunt Li!"

"Hey, Xiaotian, sit in the room."

"Okay!"

Ge Xiaotian put down his tobacco and alcohol, smiled and teased his sister-in-law, "My little sister is so cute, come and say hello to brother-in-law!"

"Baboo..."

"what……"

Several people sat down happily, and Lao Li immediately got up and took out the smart card, "Xiaotian, eat at noon!"

"No problem, it's been a long time since I had two glasses with Uncle Li."

"You are a busy person and you can't see each other twice a year."

"Hey, what's this, if you want to find me, and scream at the office, who dares to stop?"

"Xiu Xiu dare to stop."

"..."

Ge Xiaotian didn't know how to answer the conversation, and looked back at his sister-in-law, just to meet the two big watery eyes staring at him, "Hey, it looks like Xiuxiu when I was a kid!"

"The girl follows the father, the boy follows the mother!"

"You can pull it down!" Aunt Li was unhappy, "If you do, Xiuxiu can grow so handsome?"

"..."

During the small talk, the restaurant that Li called to inform sent some small dishes.

Unpacking the wine, Aunt Li took two bites and went out shopping with the baby doll.

Ge Xiaotian took the opportunity to chat with Lao Li about the marriage and turned off the matchmaker's errand on the spot.

If this is done, the son-in-law will match Lao Yue, and the protagonist will still be his Lao Ge. I'm afraid it will not make the whole town...No, the whole Dongshan joke.

Lao Li didn't insist anymore, the two of them pushed their cups and talked until two o'clock in the afternoon...

…………………

Sancha Township is only two miles away from Gejiacun. Ge Xiaotian ate and drank enough. After saying goodbye to Lao Li, he did not take a car, but returned on foot.

He used to take the Mi 26 to airborne, and now he wandered around, he found that the changes in Sancha Township were not so big.

The old Internet cafes are gone, so are the old offices, and a whole row of buildings has become the'Sancha Township Museum'.

Ge Xiaotian stood at the door and looked at it, and found that there were a lot of tourists inside, and the works displayed were mostly old street scenes, small objects, numerous stories, and... his old Ge's photos?

"No, you..."

Before the words were over, the two tourists were surprised and said: "Hey? This is?"

"Ge Baiyi?!"

"Damn, I saw a living person!"

"Father-in-law, my son-in-law is waiting for you..."

"..."

Facing the frantically influx of people, Ge Xiaotian fled into the accompanying tua like he was greeted by the driver, speeding up and fleeing...

Wait for the vehicle to turn around the intersection and drive onto the avenue leading to Gejiacun.

Ge Xiaotian looked at everything specious in the distance, as if everything had changed except for the clear river where he wanted to dig mussels and engage in picnics.

"Go ahead and keep this small river for me."

"Good boss."

When he walked to the entrance of the village, the car drove to the parking lot. Ge Xiaotian went to the window of Dahan's hut and found that the old village chief was not there.

At this time, the shit-eating hero, wearing a brand-new little suit, swayed from side to side, and walked up to him in high spirits.

"What are you doing?

"Second, let me look at your car!"

"The beauty of thinking!"

Ge Xiaotian knows why the other party wears this suit. The man needs a 10-year-old boy to escort the car. In 2001, he was a bit older in eighty-eight or eighty-nine years. In 1990, he had more miscarriages in 91 and fewer pregnant women. , He is the only person in the village who can have blood relationship with his family.

"Second, don't leave, I'll get in the car to find feelings."

"Get married and don't drive my car, what do you think?"

"Don't drive your big RV?"

"Nonsense, you have to experience finding fourth uncle, your fourth brother, and old brother Lei."

"His is a tiger head..."

"Isn't it good to get married? How solid."

"No, no, how much money is the fourth uncle, you are worthy, your car must be the best, and the marriage is the best."

"Who is your teacher? Didn't teach you well?"

"Teacher is a teacher, I am me, your style doesn't work... Don't pull your belt, if you dare to hit me, I will tell you about the shit you were a kid!"

"Who eats shit!" Ge Xiaotian was a little confused.

"You, you told me in person!"

"???"

"Second, I said I eat shit, no one believes it, but if I say you told me you eat shit, there must be a large group of people who believe it! I heard that you were very skinny when you were a kid!"

Ge Xiaotian was stunned, but after thinking about it, it seemed to make sense, "Who did you learn this from?"

"I figured it out myself..."

"..."

Ten years old, with this logic?

Ge Xiaotian doubted whether the use of systematic universities had changed the way of thinking of this bear kid.

It's just that the other party is useless in the right way...

"I ask you, multiply 25 by 88, how much to wait?"

The bear child spoke without hesitation: "2200."

"How do you count?"

"Twenty-two 25 times 4, one 25 times 4 is 100, isn't 22 2200?"

really.

The calculation thinking has changed.

It is not the complicated multiplication distribution law of 20 multiplied by 80, 5 multiplied by 80, 20 multiplied by 8, 5 multiplied by 8, and then added together, but the simple distribution law.

Of course, this may have something to do with the teaching reform. In the future, elementary school textbooks will begin to diversify, making him a genius who can't understand it.

No one can tell right or wrong, after all, whether 22 '25 times 4'or the law of multiplication...the final answer is the same.

But it is precisely this application of logical thinking that created the Shenlong system...

Seeing him in a daze, the child bear rolled his eyes and looked at Seng Si, "Old monk, where is your boss's car? I'll take a ride out of it!"

The latter smiled mysteriously, copying the long sleeves of the robes by hand, "Children, Lao Na has a good thing, do you want to see it?"

"Ok?"

"Very baby!"

"What?"

"Do you want to see it?"

"Get it out!"

"Come on, let's take a look inside the house!"

Seng Si smiled and took out the small ring knife for shaving, rubbed the bear child's small flat head, and pulled it into the big shack...

The latter suddenly woke up and said in horror: "You let me go, I don't want to shave my head!"

"Two more heavy riders help, don't scratch the skin..."

"Older Gou..."

"Haha..."

Ge Xiaotian happily turned and went into his alley.

The small villas are illuminated and the exterior walls are repainted.

Get closer, and vaguely see that in the yard, my mother is laying quilts with a dozen aunts...

"Why don't you buy what you lack, why did you set it up?"

"Huh, second child, I'm coming back so soon!" Mom got up and patted the cotton wool on her body, "Your fourth aunt gave more than one hundred catties of new cotton, and you should keep it. It's better to give it to you, to your brother, everyone Put on seven or eight beds."

"The heating is all on, how can you get such a thick quilt?" Ge Xiaotian lay down and tried, rolling, watching a few aunts chatting very happily, did not say more, but took out a pair of two fingers from the file bag Wide gold belt.

"Mom, try?"

"Go and go, I can see it clearly. You have changed the way to make me lose weight. A gold ornament adds up to more than ten catties, like a sandbag. I lost a full 20 catties in half a year!"

"Why, this is a gift from the son to honor his mother."

"Don't fool me, go ahead with you."

"..."

Ge Xiaotian walked into the hall, and Comrade Ge Feng was chatting with his second uncle, third uncle and others.

When the second uncle saw him, he curled his lips and said, "My second nephew, heartless, uncle is so miserable, since I was young, he has been so painful for you, so he sent me to the northeast. He didn't talk about it for half a year and didn't even have a salary.

"Why not? So many gas stations, CNOOC bought the fuel area, and the remaining new energy, car washing, maintenance, modification, and subsequent expansion of agricultural aircraft are all yours."

"Forget it then, it's boring!" The second uncle shook his head in denial, and pulled Ge Xiaotian's clothes to the door, "You tell me the truth."

"What?"

"You have a sudden jump in Neoblas?"

"Yes, there are too many beasts, and the ice bear strictly manages biubiu, so I can only buy a batch of Tu Tu Tu and use it only for Sky Guard."

"How about I help you train Tianwei? The domestic darts can't be played, and the overseas darts are absolutely fine!"

"Oh?"

Ge Xiaotian's eyes lit up, thinking of Nong Qijiu, he looked left and right, holding his second uncle's shoulders away from the hall, "Second uncle, do you want to play, twee~~ boom!"

"Damn!"

"And whoosh...boom!"

"What is this?"

"Katyusha!"

"Damn!"

"Also, huh~~ After flying, shaking!"

"???"

"Fight in the air!"

"Don't fool me."

"Really, second uncle, will you help me train?"

"What are you doing?" The second uncle's eyes were dangerous.

"Overseas, you'll know when you go."

"Let's say it..."

"Grab a large iron bump!"

"Mother, do it!"

……………………………

The next morning, Ge Wangwang returned from Qinggang.

Maybe he has experienced too much in this time and space, maybe tired of the colorful life, or maybe because of having a child, he is now dealing with people, looking mature and stable, and another decadent time and space, heartless and confined to the Internet cafe all day. Jin is the opposite.

'Finally the transformation was successful!'

Ge Xiaotian took the initiative to hand over a cigarette, "Big Brother!"

Hearing this, Ge Wangwang was stunned for a long time, and patted his shoulder again, "This should be the first time I have found the feeling of being a big brother in more than ten years."

"..."

Is my performance so obvious?

Ge Xiaotian helped him ignite, "The helicopter is arranged..."