Building madman

The five Nordic countries, including Switzerland, Finland, Mactan, Veneto, and Iceland, are all highly developed capital regions.

Take Dianrui as an example. It is one of the countries with the most multinational groups on its parent star, such as Volvo Group, Volvo Cars, Scania Commercial Vehicles, Saab Motors and Weapons, Ericsson, Electrolux Electric, ABB, Tetra Pak Packaging , Hasselblad Cameras, IKEA Furniture, HM Clothing, Absolute Vodka, Koenigsegg Sports Car, AstraZeneca Pharmaceuticals, SKF Bearings, Alfa Laval Group and Atlas Copco Industry Group...

On this basis, shipbuilding technology will certainly not lag behind, and it can imitate most of the ships produced by Tiancheng Electric Industry.

Therefore, in order to make the other party feel that it is better to buy, Ge Xiaotian had to turn on the plug-in, choose a small iron-clad ship similar to the Red Police General-class battleship, and carry out a large-scale transformation of it.

Mainly to avoid being thought of as a mysterious fleet destroying native chickens.

The General-class battleship in the game, in addition to having heavy firepower, also has the strange function of assault and collision, and the small iron-clad ships manufactured by the system are also the same.

The bow is triangular in shape, which can directly hit the enemy ship, or rely on the impact hammer under the bow to break the hard shell of the enemy ship and prevent the harpoon from piercing the enemy ship and being stuck.

The hull is welded with steel and built-in four steam turbines. The painting is full of Viking culture, and there are two triple-mounted large-caliber naval guns at the rear.

In general, it is not the Viking ship that swept across Europe thousands of years ago, but the'two-dimensional weaponry' created by the steampunk world.

Moreover, it has a famous nickname in the main storyline of the Guns and Roses game: Thor's Hammer.

The implication is like in the Norse mythology, the invincible warhammer in the hands of Thor's nursery, smashing through the enemy battleship clusters, unscrupulously charge.

The old man in Denmark purchased ten ships at a unit price of five million and a freight of twenty million.

Later, the old man introduced three big customers from Norway and Germany. The unit price was 10 million yuan, with a total of 20 ships and 40 million yuan in freight.

It is impossible for a ship thief to snatch all these small and medium-sized ships, but even ten ships are currently the largest pirate ships on the home planet.

If you add the scientific and technological equipment that is not backward in the five Nordic countries, the sudden, swish, and three Royal Navy captives specially provided by Ice Bear St. Petersburg...

…………

This gives England a headache.

Moreover, because the five Nordic countries are nominally neutral regions, many places are also relatively remote, and there are a large number of ruthless mother stars hiding here.

Some have robbed the city of Alaska, some have stolen the Wells Fargo Bank in San Francisco in North America, some have escaped from Quentin Prison in California, and some have come from underground black fists, and even include rebel leaders, extremely dangerous scientists, and wealthy Top rich man with adventurous spirit...

To put it bluntly, they are all smart people with explosive brain power!

The most important thing is that the leader of the Viking ship is the only son of King Dian Rui, Oscar III.

The second leader is the grandson of the Queen of Mactan with Chinese blood.

The three chiefs are the Grand Duke Olaf, Finland's largest nobleman, and his grandfather who died young is the recognized cousin of the previous nobles in the five Nordic countries.

The four chieftains are the crown prince of Venor.

The five leaders come from the ice country and have no special abilities, but he is the distant cousin of the first four leaders and the collateral nephew of the Queen of England.

This shows that not only is the relationship between the five Nordic countries good, but the relationship with England is also very strong.

How to fight this?

But if you don't fight, the opponent will sell the Royal Fleet immediately.

Selling to the ice bear, the price has been negotiated, take the Baltic route, all the way to St. Petersburg, Mao Zi also said: give some protection.

hit?

The five Nordic congresses watched their precious sons and grandsons being bombed?

In addition, the five Nordic countries seem to be very “stubborn”, but the military is not bad, such as the Saab fighter, known as the lightning Viggen released by Thor's hammer, such as the strv103 tank with gas turbines...

England was silent.

But this incident was a big deal and a sensation.

Overwhelming the 2002 World Cup,

Overwhelming Nanyang Rubber Plantation to carry out water conservancy projects,

Overwhelming the black bear and shot down a civil aviation aircraft of the ice bear,

Overcoming North America’s attack on Harden but killed four Canadian soldiers...

After all, the victim is an extremely powerful England, which has received far more attention than others.

Of course, there may also be some people who want to use this to cover up certain facts.

For example, this World Cup was exposed to many scandals,

For example, the Kara Isthmus Canal next to the rubber plantation started,

For example, the strategic purpose of going all the way west,

For example, the ice bear hits the black bear secretly,

For example, North America does not want the killing of Canada soldiers to cause trouble in North America...

In short, under the deliberate promotion of some people, the headlines of the major media on the whole planet must be the Vikings.

April 2.

The hijacked merchant ship sailor secretly sent a message to the outside world.

"They are majestic and have thick legs."

"???"

Not to mention the victims of England, even the major media of the parent star are also very confused.

What do you mean?

That afternoon.

The hijacked Royal Navy also secretly sent a message to the outside world.

"They are very heroic and promised that as long as I join them, they promise to divide me a woman and 10 hectares of private land. This makes me very excited."

"..."

That night.

The head of the Royal Navy who was hijacked also found an opportunity to pass on information to the outside world.

"You may not believe it. They invited me yesterday to taste the wine produced in 1982, and the taste is very beautiful. Today, they invited me to enjoy the expensive seafood set meal produced in the polar region. The taste is unforgettable for my life. They also said that tomorrow will be Will entertain me with a tropical seafood package...you must not come to save me."

"..."

What happened to this world?!

………………

Baixiaotong information platform.

SG user science section.

The famous film critic old Z of the mother star uses a translator for the world's first live broadcast:

"I understand the secret language."

"This means that these pirates are most likely orthodox Vikings!"

"Of course, we must first understand what a real Viking is."

"Viking or Viking is just the name given by the invader to the invader. Its meaning is obvious, and it cannot be a commendatory word."

"The'Vikings' never recognize the name Vikings, nor do they consider themselves as a whole. They are scattered in Denmark, Dianrui, and Norway as tribes. The gods of war (try) and freya (freya) are beliefs, embarking on a maritime adventure, dominating the entire European region, and deeply affecting the entire parent planet."

"Someone said in the barrage: It's just a group of pirates, is there such a bull?"

"We can taste modern English carefully."

"Take Thor as an example, thor, in the ancient Nordic alphabet, the full spelling should be thorn, and the sound is the same as th in thin, so in the Nordic language, the pronunciation is equal to their."

"Come on, read with me several times, their, their, their, thurs, thurs, thursday!"

"In English, it means Thursday, but in Old Nordic languages, it means Thor's Day."

"Next look at try, odin, freya..."

"What did you think of?"

"Look at the barrage sent by Professor Thor from Stockholm University..."

"Yes, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday."

"God of War, Father's Day, Eros Day!"

"Don't tell me that the English people have created the week system a long time ago. It is Old English, not the current English. The English now has almost half of its vocabulary and comes from the Viking civilization."

"If this doesn't explain anything, let's study rangr, thrust, knifr..."

"In Old English, these are not words, like letters that are randomly pieced together, but after the emergence of'Vikings', they represent'commandos','charges','knives', and'skulls'. ,'Skeleton'..."

"Think about it carefully, what kind of civilization can create this vocabulary? War? Plunder? Death? Fear?"

"Look at the barrage sent by Professor Toros from the University of Southern Denmark..."

"Yes, they are the roar of the Vikings!"

"The other is the famous Normandy."

"Where is Normandy? France."

"But in modern English and French, Normandy means people from the north."

"Old Z looked up the literature and was surprised to find that the first Duke of Normandy was one of the many leaders of the Vikings. Then he captured the island of England and created the Norman dynasty."

"Isn't it ironic?"

"Then, let's look at a few more words."

"Loan, loan. Long, long ago, loan was a Viking borrowing money from the British villagers with a big axe. In order not to be hacked to death, they had to lend it to them. So now, borrowing is still very risky. thing."

"Sale, it was the Vikings who came to your house to catch you and sell you. In modern times, it has become the sales industry. It seems very fashionable, but it is still a trick."

"Skill is another example. It refers to the proficiency of the Vikings in killing British villagers. It is a symbol of brutality. Now it is used by English workers to show off their skills..."

"Therefore, when the Englishmen insult the Viking pirates for being rude, barbaric, and cruel, don't forget that your language system was created by others."

"Of course, the purpose of my live broadcast is not to praise the Vikings, but to describe the influence of the Vikings through popular science..."

"The first is faith."

"What do they think,'Life is end, but name is immortal', what do they mean?"

"They are not afraid of death, and they are not afraid of the sharing of foreign objects. What they fear is that they are not famous. If death can bring great glory, then they will throw away all foreign objects and go to death generously."

"In the Norse mythology system, if they die bravely, they will be favored by the main god Odin and be taken by Valkyrie to the sacred Valhalla and become a member of the main god Odin Fang."

"Odin's metaphor: Thousands of years after the twilight of the gods, the World Tree will be reborn, and the surviving Vikings will continue to follow the footsteps of their ancestors, wandering in the stormy sea, and once again show fearless vitality like all living beings!

"In other words, the Vikings have found their faith again!"

The audio recorded in a dozen or so languages ​​spread to all directions, causing an uproar.

Driven by curiosity and thirst for knowledge, countless scholars looked through the materials and found that the "Du Niang" on the BaiXiaoTong platform could give everything.

And then……

overseas:

"God, it's amazing, it turned out to be true?"

"Freedom, adventure, my favorite!"

"It sounds great..."

"Let's go on board, I will contribute a cruise ship, let's join them together!"

"Fake, the one upstairs turned out to be Captain Charles!"

"Who?"

"Commander Carl Vinson, who has retired for five years, is said to be a bit nervous and often fantasizes about being a member of the Pirates of the Caribbean."

"..."

China:

"The World Tree is resurrected? It's a fool."

"Special, is this preaching?"

"A bunch of lunatics."

"The rich can really play."

"After all, they have played everything, and they are almost desperate. Otherwise, why are the rich people playing death racing, death locomotive, mountain gliding, extreme hot air ballooning, and transforming helicopters?"

"..."

If it is said that the Pirates of the Caribbean being filmed in North America uses propaganda to ignite the European and American yearning for freedom, then'Viking' uses facts, history, and cultural heritage to inspire the worship of the European and American voyages and adventurous spirit.

April 3rd.

England continued to remain silent, secretly negotiating urgently with the five Nordic countries, asking each other to recall their children, or jointly suppress the Viking pirate group.

However, things backfired.

North American Dinis Pictures announced that it would give up filming the Pirates of the Caribbean, which invested 200 million in Franklin, and said that in order to allow viewers to experience the most authentic pirate life, they will fund the Viking pirate group 100 million Franklin to persuade the other party to abide by the law and seek An epic filming opportunity for the "Legend of Viking".

At least, they really haven't done anything hurtful.

Upon receiving this news, England was annoyed to scold his mother, but...

Immediately afterwards, the stock king and his wife said publicly: I promised on behalf of the Bafit Club that as long as the Viking Group is listed, we will provide a series of financing services and donate 50 million Franklin to improve the living conditions of the Pirate Group. Life at sea is really hard...

"???"

Hard ass!

It's all rich people, no one is short of money, so much fish and meat, where is the hardship?

England almost exploded.

Besides, is a pirate group going public?

Did I not wake up, or are you crazy?

not only.

April 4.

Due to the delay in the delivery of Hangmu, Black Mountain, who has been busy fighting with Tiancheng, did not know what nerves, but also participated.

"As long as the Viking pirate group purchases our anti-software service, we will provide it with Franklin's "pirate management system" worth 200 million free of charge, which includes functions such as financial revenue and expenditure budgeting, human resource coordination, and logistics material scheduling. Let Viking The pirate group has entered a new era, achieving digital office and information management..."

"You really shut up!"

England went violently and couldn't beat the Viking pirates or your little Black Mountain?

In the afternoon of the same day, a sea fleet prepared to suppress the Viking regiment was sent to the Mediterranean...

then……

Montenegro: "Your home is offline."

England: "..."

Montenegro: "There is a virus in your computer."

England: "..."

Montenegro: "Your family's 200 million loan has not been repaid."

England: "..."