Building madman

After a busy year, returning to Gejiacun, I always feel that there is something missing in my hometown, which has never changed in appearance.

Ge Xiaotian stood at the entrance of the village and looked carefully for a long time, and finally determined.

There was nothing in the old days, and the old man and old lady who liked to sit on both sides of the main road with Maza to warm up was gone.

I vaguely remember that the old village chief said last year that when it was cold, many old guys couldn't resist, and fell asleep and disappeared.

This has nothing to do with heating. It is mainly due to the alternation of cold and warm, which can easily cause old problems that accumulate all year round.

"This year, so many walks?"

Dao Eleven is only responsible for company affairs, and the secretarial team has also been dismissed and returned to each house. No one can answer this question for the time being.

Suffering from gains and losses, Ge Xiaotian thought of the second grandfather who chopped his legs, the few elders near the door who had to hang a bit when going to the capital to see the flag raising, and the old lady of darts who taught Tianwei martial arts...

In melancholy, more than a dozen bear kids ran out of the alley noisily, holding the electronic biubiubiu, yelling forward and back, screaming and jumping into another alley.

Compared with the village where only Ge Xiaohei himself was noisy a few years ago, it is now vibrant and full of vigor.

But the taste... changed.

It is like the dry creek at the entrance of the village.

It was the South-to-North Water Diversion Project and the National Water Conservancy Project, which cost tens of billions of dollars, but ultimately failed to keep it.

Walking into the village, I happened to meet the old village chief who posted the Spring Festival couplets.

"Old lady."

"Yo, Xiaotian went home for the New Year?"

"Yes, I'm back."

"It's fine to come back. It's not peaceful outside, it's war, it's a virus, I dream about you all the time."

"..."

No wonder that during that time in Dubai, I dreamed of you hanging me up and beating me.

Ge Xiaotian hurriedly ordered Dao Eleven to bring out the specially prepared tobacco and alcohol, "Master, try this."

"Hey, 56 years of ceramic Maotai? Good thing."

The old village chief did not postpone it, and carefully accepted, "I won't leave you here to eat at noon. In the evening, my father and I will have a good meal."

"Just go to my house tonight."

"No, I have to talk to your second uncle about your second sister-in-law."

"Yes?"

"There is a fart."

"..."

Ge Xiaotian grinned, thinking of the changes in the village, and said sadly: "This year the old man has gone a lot."

"Yes, my children are rich. I usually do business and don’t take care of my family. The village negotiates and sends them all to the newly built Qingshan Ancient City Sanatorium. There are food, drink, and someone to take care of. I usually talk to you. Grandma Li is playing boxing, playing darts, playing cards, practicing spitting, and her body becomes more and more brave...Ah, count it, and now the old guys in the village who are in grades, I am the only one left."

"???"

Ge Xiaotian was taken aback for a moment, and laughed blankly, "You also move in."

"Are you the village head?"

"I just thought about it carefully, old lady, you see, in addition to the New Year, how many people stay at home in the village?"

"It seems to be me."

"Yes, Qigu moved to Chiyou Square for witch celebrations. Sanye went abroad to collect the rags and did not come back. The elderly moved to the nursing home. The middle-aged laborers were in Tiancheng. The women cleaned in the ancient city of Qingshan, and they all ate and lived. In the company, the children also board at Hope Primary School. Even though my mother is looking at the children, she will go to Xishan to find my eldest brother again in the next year. It’s like the previous homestays, but now no one can care about it."

"Well, there are tourists who want to experience the Ge's Old House B&B. I help to open the door and go through the formalities."

"Why don't we demolish the village?"

"Ok?"

"In this way, you don't need to be the village chief."

"???"

"No, the entire village is relocated to Qingshan Ancient City. There is an administrative department over there, which is equivalent to merging into a community, and our village does not need a village chief."

"But our Gejia Village is gone."

"Yes, in the future, the Xiaoqingshan community will be called Gejiacun. Let’s rename the Qingshan Road leading to the UFO Stadium to Gejia Avenue, and rename the parking lot, including the rest area, to Gejiacun Plaza, and the Damao Supermarket opened by the third uncle. Changed its name to Gejiacun Small Store, and renamed Lei Ge’s Barbecue Headquarters to Gejiacun’s Barbecue Stall. Isn’t that all back?"

"Toss around!"

The old village chief was amused and cursed with a smile, and continued to post the Spring Festival couplets, "Hurry up and get out."

"No, I'm serious, believe it or not, after the first eve of the new year, I will flatten our village on the second day of the new year."

"Go go, see if you can."

"Humph!"

Ge Xiaotian turned to go home and motioned to eleven, "Go to seek the opinions of the villagers, and say that I proposed to relocate. Each family has a set of 260, which can be moved in with a bag. You can choose any apartment type. Then you will submit a copy to your uncle and the county. Materials. When the move is over, it happened that Qingshan Ancient Town was on a live broadcast on the second day of the second year. I invited the whole village to watch the performances, as well as food from home and abroad."

"Good boss."

Back at the old house, the house was particularly noisy.

Li Xiuxiu, who had returned to Sancha Township in advance, led her sister-in-law who was already able to walk, and his eldest nephew, Brother Hao's second and third child, were playing with building blocks in the hall.

On the sofas on both sides, Old Li embraced his newly-born brother-in-law, Old Ge embraced his second-born niece, and Brother Hao, who had finished off-road running from the desert, embraced his four sons and exchanged parenting experiences.

Ge Ma, Lao Li's wife, Hao brother's wife, are busy in the kitchen.

The younger sister and sister-in-law are folding paper ingots.

Ge Wangwang was full of love...

Seeing someone pushing the door open, the whole house looked up.

Ge Xiaotian supported his face with both hands and pushed up, "Well~~"

"..."

With a wailing voice, three crying on the spot.

then……

The little ones in the arms of the three masters all cried.

For a time, the male and female soprano chorus...

"You'll be back, you have to do something."

Comrade Ge Feng picked up the toy on the table and was about to throw it away, and when he saw the little kid rolling on the ground, he took it back.

"Ahem, in fact, no one knows more about childcare than I do, why don't I help you bring it together?"

"Go go, no one is less reliable than you."

"..."

Old Li's family and Hao brother's family just came to visit, and did not stay for lunch.

Wait for it to be quiet.

The little niece was asleep, while the older nephew looked at the'stranger' curiously with wide eyes.

"Call Second Uncle."

The latter did not answer and hid in Ge Wangwang's arms.

"Hey, I bought so many toys for this kid, I don't even remember me."

"Nonsense, if you can't take care of your home for a year, Ama and Agou can forget you. By the way, where is Ahuang?"

"With Dahan, we are chasing out rabbits in Siberia."

Ge Xiaotian squatted on the ground, just about to teach his nephew to call his second uncle, who also squatted down, but pulled a pair of pants.

Ge Wangwang took the diapers while educating: "If you do this in the future, you have to talk about pulling papa in advance, you know?"

"Baba, I want to pull Baba."

"..."

"You might as well teach him to shit."

Watching Ge Wangwang carry his elder nephew into the bathroom, Ge Xiaotian spit out, walked to Comrade Ge Feng to sit down, and made a cup of tea for the two of them, "Daddy, I am going to move the village to Qingshan community, how do you feel?"

"What a big deal, the old Ge family will count on you to lead you to make a fortune together, not to mention moving to the Qingshan community. Even if you move to the desert, the whole village will follow."

He does not mean that.

Ge Xiaotian thought of the western immigration plan to be implemented in 2003, "How about our village set an example?"

"What?"

"Go to the desert."

"I'll just tell you, don't take it seriously. If you really want to migrate, you might as well go to the northeast."

"The meaning is different. In the future, the Northeast is a resource area and the Northwest Desert is an economic zone. You may not believe it, and only the Sahara can build a spaceport... Hey, dad, don't go."

"Brother, stop blowing, tidy up and prepare to eat." The little girl smirked through the kitchen glass.

"What is blowing? When did I blow?"

Ge Xiaotian pushed the toys on the table to the ground, suddenly remembering that Ah Huang was not there, and bent down to pick them up one by one.

At this time, a burly man walked into the living room.

My second uncle killed him.

only……

"I'll go, anyone dare to beat my second uncle of Ge Lao Er?"

"Oh, no way."

The second uncle sat on the sofa paralyzed and sighed, "It's different. Whoever dared to beat me before would definitely fight back, but now... if someone beats me, it's called a disturbance, at best it's a small news. I beat someone, that's called To bully people and properly make a sensation in China, saying that Ge Lao Er's uncle hit someone, which is detrimental to our image of Tiancheng."

"Hey, that said."

Ge Xiaotian curled his lips. He was caught by the black book. Tiancheng still has a fart image. It is estimated that anyone who has read the black book will definitely think that Ge Xiaotian is a black charcoal. "To be honest, what's the matter?"

"It's not that I lost the fight." Comrade Ge Feng heard the movement, put his little niece into the bedroom, walked out, and said with contempt: "Shame."

The second uncle suddenly became unhappy, "I admit that my skills are not as good as others, but I am definitely not ashamed."

"Talk?"

Ge Xiaotian's curiosity was aroused, "Who did you fight with?"

Comrade Ge Feng chuckled, "This guy laughed at the martial arts competition, saying that it was all fancy. Some netizens discovered his identity and encouraged him to sign up for the new competition."

"..."

"I was beaten as a grandson by a non-Tiancheng trainer in the first round. It is said that the opponent is a Cangzhou boxer, who has obtained the silver certification for VR fighting and is appointed as a military security instructor."

Ge Xiaotian was immediately happy, "You are really bad."

The second uncle didn't take it seriously, and said seriously: "How many times can I fight against the Tiancheng fighting master?"

Ge Xiaotian didn't speak, but motioned for eleven.

The latter touched the wall with his hand and pressed it lightly, shaking a palm print on the surface that could be seen by the naked eye.

Second Uncle: "..."

"This time, your heart will be broken."

"Don't hurt people so much."

The second uncle was desperate, "How is it like a martial arts novel?"

"Times have changed."

Ge Xiaotian ran back to his house and moved out a box of colored bottles of brain-invigorating kidney fluid, "Drink more, you can do it too."

"Really?"

"It's best to mix with nutrient solution, eat more meat and soy products, as well as whole grains, and then bubble medicated bath."

"Are there any internal skills?"

"No."

"How to practice then?"

"Be more beaten, and you will realize it slowly."

"..."

"You're starting again." Ma Ge brought the food, "After finally getting together, can't we talk about something normal?"

"It's true. We have decided to take the path of optoelectronic technology development. When the gestation period is over, the world we see now and the world in the future are two concepts...no, two dimensions."

Ge Ma did not understand, but Comrade Ge Feng and his second uncle and Ge Wangwang were attracted.

"Second, describe it."

"Have you seen my first projection in Dubai?"

"AR technology."

"Yes, the next step we have to do is to energize AR technology, that is, I put my own image to another location, but with the energy provided by the device, the image has the ability to manipulate real objects, and can be based on my actions. Make some operations on the other side, even...like a god, manipulate lightning, move mountains and seas, and do everything."

"???"

"Of course, this is only a preliminary idea. The AR phantom needs to be carried. At present, the equipment can only be made into an eggshell shape.

"..."

"But according to the existing scientific and technological theories, even if we have the technology to reach 10 light-years away, we can't go directly there. One is the load problem related to physical fitness, and the other is that there are too many unknowns in the universe, including bacteria and viruses. Energy body, if used in this way, we can not only ignore the environment of other planets, but also conquer the entire universe without casualties, and continue to transport the plundered resources back to the home planet until a certain habitable planet is absolutely safe , We will initiate the immigration plan."

Comrade Ge Feng, his second uncle, Ge Wangwang, and the younger sister who transferred to science and technology were all shocked.

"Second brother, how far can we do it now?"

"The technology of'photon energy shaping' has been developed, which is similar to the wave-particle duality mentioned in your textbooks: light particles can exhibit the properties of classic wave refraction, interference, and diffraction; but the particle nature of light particles is There is no material interaction energy, only quantized energy is transmitted. What we are conquering is the quantized'photon energy'."

"How many years can it be achieved?"

"One hundred years, after all, we have just made mechanical legs, and it is too early to complete the remote control system. In addition, it is also a very difficult problem to energize matter... It may take two hundred years, maybe even longer."

"..."

"But you think, in case it happens, when one day we encounter an evil alien and the other party invades, we will instantly invest billions, or even tens of billions, of energy into the phantom, which can be big and small, and can grow. Short, don’t worry about casualties, more than cattle?”

"Just blow it, don't care about energy, you can send the mechanical leg to the moon first." Comrade Ge Feng took out the wine and signaled everyone to eat.

"The moon landing is not a problem, maybe someone will give you a video call on the moon next month."

"Fuck you, can anyone on the moon?"

"What if there is Chang'e."

"That's also a moth." Ge Ma curled her lips, "Hurry up to eat, and I will go to the forest later."

The little girl still had some thoughts, and sat beside Ge Xiaotian, "Second brother, does this have anything to do with the dimension of the universe?"

"It doesn't matter, it's still three-dimensional."

"Then can we enter the high latitude space?"

"Yes, the anti-universe gravity device can bring you into the seven-dimensional space. You can enter the eight-dimensional world at any point, and then choose to go back to the past or to the future, but at that time, you are no longer human. Because humans are three-dimensional creatures, perhaps you have become a piece of data or a touch of consciousness. But before the ten-dimensional space, there was only one timeline. When you go to the high-latitude world, even if you can go to the future or return to the past, you will always I can't come to the'now' again, or in other words, I will never see this me."

The little girl thoughtfully said, "Past, present, and future, unless the space remains the same."

"Well, that's the eleventh dimension in theory. There are some myths, but it doesn't matter."

"Second brother, are these all Tiancheng scientific research results?"

"No, I did it."

"..."

"I told you in the kitchen, this kid brags addicted, stay away from him, you have to get in."

My mother smiled and pulled the little girl away, and sat next to Ge Xiaotian, "Second, take away the gold bricks from Dubai. It's winter, lying on it to sleep, not only panicking, but also cold, making the bed electric The mattress doesn't work."

"My dad doesn't have any complaints, just enjoy it."

"Shit, I just came back from the northeast this morning, and I don't know if your mother is sleeping in a golden bed."

"Then dare to feel good, you can also experience it, tomorrow I will pull Daqingshan to engage in activities."

"My birth year, keep the year old."

"Hey? Almost forgot, eleven, go and fetch the natal suit I prepared for my dad."

"What natal suit?"

Not long after, Dao Eleven offered red shoes, red tie, red shirt, red long trousers, red pants, red socks, red cotton jacket, red scarf...

"..."

"Wait, there is one more thing left."

Ge Xiaotian rummaged through his luggage and found a purple wig. "This is called red and purple."

Ge Ma laughed forward and backward, "I don't want to be like the big girl who is going to get married in this suit."

"I think you are itchy!"