Bureau of Anomalous Biological Countermeasures
Chapter 125: Jade Plug (2)
Biquge www.xbiquge.cc, the fastest update of the latest chapters of the Poll Bureau's Unknown Record!The three of us didn't do anything, we just watched it in the safe a few times and still couldn't see anything wrong.
"Spicy, something is wrong!" Fatty Sun was talking.The mouse in his pocket suddenly changed his face and lay motionless in Fatty Sun's pocket.After a while, the little thing shook slightly.
"Huh? What did it see?" I watched it again, but there was still nothing.Wouldn't it be the gold inlaid jade ornament?I stretched out my hand and picked up this ornament, Ma Xiaolin didn't care. He used this ornament as a paperweight.
Monk Xiao shouted: "Little Lazi, don't hold it with your hands, that is Yusai!"
"Jade...plug!" I threw the gold-inlaid jade ornaments back into the safe, feeling sick.
I didn't know the word Yusai until after entering the polls.Yusai was prosperous in the Han Dynasty. It was also called Jiuqiaoyu. It was used to seal the nine orifices of the dead (eyes, nostrils, earholes, mouth, genitals and anus...it seems to be called chrysanthemums now), and was generally a high official One of the privileges of the nobles after death, if a small official with insufficient grades dies after death, if they use it without authorization, it is beyond the control.
There is a saying in ancient Taoism: when gold and jade are in the sky, the dead will be immortal.This is consistent with the statement that jade clothing can make a corpse immortal.In ancient China, there was an almost superstitious worship of jade. It was always believed that jade can make the living safe and make the dead immortal.
The size and shape of the piece of gold-inlaid jade I just took is the same as chopsticks. The angular and angular shape does not look like a jade plug, but if it is really hit by Monk Xiao, the length of the piece of gold-inlaid jade And the thickness can only seal the genitals and anus.While Ma Xiaolin and his housekeeper were not paying attention, I wiped my hands vigorously on his bedspread.
Ma Xiaolin took the gold-inlaid jade in the past and looked at it again, "Jade plug? It's impossible. Master, I've played antiques for a few days. What type of jade plug? I can't figure it out."
"Can you tell?" Monk Xiao sneered, "Then tell me, this is not Yusai, what is that?"
Ma Xiaolin was a little confused for a while. He couldn't tell what this gold-inlaid jade was at first, and thought that its material and shape were good, so he used it as a paperweight.But it took a few years and I haven't found anything wrong.Even this time, he didn't think about gold inlaid with jade.
"It's not really... Yusai?" Ma Xiaolin was also a little uncertain.
"It's not an ordinary jade plug." Monk Xiao turned around and said to me: "Xiao Lazi, teach you a hand-give me a bullet."
"What do you want a bullet for?" I don't understand what he wants, but I still unloaded a bullet from the spare magazine and handed it to him.
"Pears still have...guns?" Ma Xiaolin's smile became a little stiff.Fatty Sun said with a smile: "Don't worry, it's not against you. If I wanted to tie you, I would have torn up the ticket."
Monk Xiao asked for a paper towel from the housekeeper, picked up the jade plug through the paper towel, put it on the coffee table, and said, "Look, it’s time to witness the miracle." After speaking, he slowly approached the jade plug. .
The distance between the bullet and the jade plug was getting closer and closer, and when it was less than ten centimeters, the jade plug began to move slowly.The closer the bullet gets closer, the more jade plug shakes.When the distance was about five centimeters, Yusai suddenly turned on the spot, and it turned so fast, as if it was electrified.
It's not over yet, there was a shrill sound from Yusai's position, and it sounded like a woman who had been greatly stimulated and was screaming.
Ma Xiaolin was originally standing next to him, and when he heard the sound, he jumped up in shock, "It's just a sound! What happened that night was a sound!"
Monk Xiao looked at the jade plug that was still spinning coldly, completely unable to see his usual manners.He took the bullet away, and the jade plug slowly stopped turning.
"Old Xiao...Master, what is the origin of this Yusai?" Fatty Sun stared at Yusai. When Yusai was spinning, Fatty Sun took a few steps back. Now Yusai stopped turning, screaming like that. He couldn't hear the sound anymore, and he walked over again.
Monk Xiao returned the bullet to me, "In addition to being nine-aperture jade, this jade plug should be a container."
Fatty Sun's expression was a bit strange, "You mean this thing can be stuffed in the fart...ju...anus, what else can it hold?"
Monk Xiao used a tissue to pad it, picked up Yusai and looked at the light in the bedroom for a while, and said to Ma Xiaolin, "Boss Ma, there should be some patterns painted on it. Why can't I see it now?"
"It's it, it's it, it's got some patterns. Master, I don't talk about it, I haven't noticed yet, where are those patterns?" Ma Xiaolin also scratched his head.
For this answer, Xiao Monk didn't seem surprised.He thought for a while, put down the jade plug, walked to the front of the safe, and looked inside again, "Huh? What is this? Boss Ma, you really have good products here." He said to take from the safe. There was a Ye Mingzhu, which is one of the Ye Mingzhu that I and Sun Fatty sold him at the price of the cabbage gang.
Monk Xiao said again: "It's really the Pearl of the Night, you don't have more than one, Boss Ma, you spent a lot of money on these three beads?" When he talked, the faces of Fatty Sun and I were green and we were watching intentionally or unconsciously. Ma Xiaolin.Boss Ma looked embarrassed, "They are all friends, give facial tissues, there is not much money."
Although I knew it was too cheap, I was still a little curious. I wanted to know how much these three beads are worth. "Old Xiao...Master, how much are these three night pearls worth? Is eight million less? A little bit?"
"Are you selling cabbage? This kind of night pearls can only be added to the whole world, and there are only 20." Monk Xiao gave me a helpless look, "Don't look at me for so many years. The market for this thing can’t tell me. Boss Ma’s purchase price is at least one hundred million yuan..." One hundred million?Three are... profiteers, I suddenly have an impulse to draw a gun and head Ma Xiaolin directly.
Fatty Sun said to the side: "Spicy, why do I suddenly feel a heartache? Is it more and more painful?"
Ma Xiaolin smiled dryly and said: "The people who sell bead paper are friends. I bought it a bit cheaper, but I will repay them in the future."
Fatty Sun gritted his teeth and said, "I can do it!" Monk Xiao couldn't touch his head. "What's the matter with you?" He suddenly thought of the scene where we met Ma Xiaolin together. Fatty Sun and I obviously knew each other before. Ma Xiaolin.He glanced at the fat man next to him, and wondered: "Eight million... won't it be the two of you?"
"I'll talk about that relationship later." Ma Xiaolin began to change the subject, "First get my partner relationship, and other relationships can still be discussed."
"Old Xiao, you can talk about Yusai first." Fatty Sun said to Monk Xiao without continuing to entangle him.