Buy the Land And Cultivate in Different World
135 Proud of the taste of God
Hey, God.
Take a break from jokes, too.
Even so, you can't just say it out in the mouth of God's opponent.
'I'm not kidding. I want to remind this asshole how wonderful this rice is. "
"Don't read your mind!?"
That's God.
There was no alarm or gap in my mind that I couldn't even say stupidity.
"... Er, collating the information, you said the gods came down to eat the rice?
"" Run Ri ""
"Can't you give it to an asshole, modestly?
I was vaguely preconceived, and I thought something more spectacular would happen when God showed up on earth.
That's not true?
"This is an important bet on God's prestige. I'm glad that the fate of the world depends on every step of the way."
Such a big deal.
'Don't stop, my brother. Are children afraid of your exaggerated words? "
That is Poseidos, the god of the sea, who proudly lists the triplets.
"The brothers of the earth have a nasty habit of being murky. Recently. There's a time for bullshit among the gods."
According to Mr. Poseidos, the God of the earth and the sea exchanged such conversations.
Hades (hereinafter: C) "Takanoko Rice, Seriously Recommended"
Poseidos (Below: Po) "Stupid www foods on the ground www"
(c) "That's not true, I'll know when I try it"
Po: "You don't have to eat. You don't have to cross the divine realm with www things on earth."
(c) "Don't make up your mind, it's gonna get bumpy"
Po: "Oh wwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
"That's why I decided to actually eat some hot rice and put it on black and white."
Hades God to say with a super serious face.
… When I came to this person before, I offered him a meal as a hospitality, and the menu was freshly cooked rice.
Hades, how much did you like the taste? Let's praise God enough to make it a feast of rice and designate it "God's Food".
Would it also be mucky if they denied that directly from the front?
... I just know from what I hear in retrospect that Poseidos God's seditious tone is a plea to be annoying even if it isn't.
"Visitors from different worlds. I command you in anticipation of your excellence and forgiveness. I want you to offer me extra mushroom rice and let this asshole sea god of understanding be gaffed."
The god of the underworld seems to want it.
Now I finally have an overview of the story.
Why do I have to imitate you like the main character in a gourmet comic book like that? I don't think so, but I owe Hades God that he has summoned me several times before to listen to my favors.
Thanks to my own blessings to the farm, I have been greeted with a beloved companion, the Spirits of the earth, in addition to growing crops better than last year this season.
"Hades, I can't say I don't like it if God asks me to..."
I have one problem.
This time, I'm not at all ready to cook freshly cooked rice.
"That goes all the way to the bamboo grove I made in the spring area of the mountain dungeon, and I get some fresh scallops and I cook them..."
I don't have this stock of raw hatred and now I'm on our side.
We're gonna go to the bamboo grove now, and we're gonna take home the freshly dug cod, and we're gonna start cooking from the ash drain, and we're not gonna be done in a very day, are we?
"I could have prepared and waited if you had at least told me what to do first..."
That's about as much as I could entrust to my teacher, right?
"No..."
'Ha-ha-ha. Brothers of the earth have the habit of making mistakes when they get excited. It's what we used to do when we created the heavens and the earth.
Huh?
That's a little...!?
'What's the matter......! Then once you return, you will be summoned again when the otherworlds are ready...!
"Yeah? Because you slap me in the mouth, I made time to accompany you. No? I made time in my busy schedule. No?"
"Ugh, you're free anyway!
Don't stir it up, god of the sea.
I can't help it.
"Gobji."
"Ha!
"Example stuff."
I instructed Gobji to bring what was from the hall.
That's after lunch, which is already over, and it's painful but sudden to offer leftovers to God, so I can't help it.
"What is this?
"It's in Greenpeace Rice"
Mixed rice again, I wonder.
It's sudden, isn't it?
This is what we all napped for the rest of lunch today.
It's delicious even if it's cold.
That's the strength of mixed rice.
"In the meantime, try this one"
Though I tried to recommend it.
Regret was beginning to gush early in my heart.
'Cause it's leftovers, right?
God, it depends more on the other guy!
Isn't it still early? Shouldn't you have prepared something decent even if you put aside time!?
Would you mind reading this grid of mine again, gods!?
"Here you go."
It didn't happen that miracle!
That's God. I don't read anything that says air!
Poseidos, the god of the sea, chewed the rice balls of a completely chilled green piece of rice…, swallowed…, licked them firmly to the rice grains on his fingertips before proclaiming.
"... defining green peace rice as God's food"
"Again!?"
Glad you liked it!!
But isn't God's food a little too messy!?
"Yummy! Yummy!! This grain's moist texture is accented by mixed green bean teeth! Above all, the crisp, salty taste of the whole food is exceptional! After all, saltiness is the supreme taste!
The god of the sea began a food repo.
'It will be, it will be.... not to mention the rice. "
Hades, please don't just push and appeal to God here, too.
And eat a few rice balls.
'... brother of the earth. Looks like we're gonna have to admit we're not here. Indeed, it seems that the delicacy of the dishes created by this otherworldly man is comparable to that of God.
"Hehe hehe. Honesty is the best thing about people and God. But the brothers of the sea. It's good to praise you for your excellence, but isn't your behavior a little out of moderation?
"Hmm?"
To disturbing remarks, Poseidos God's chewing stops.
Thou hast ordained this green piece rice as the food of God, but taste it well. And the grains, and the beans, which are the ingredients of this food, are not the fruits of the earth?
"Grr!?"
"The same goes for the rice noodles. Even if the sweating and wisdom crystals of the otherworldly people here are this dish, if Daiyuan is more grace than the earth, there is nothing wrong with this Mother Earth husband Hades glorifying it, but in your case?
Poseidos, god of the sea.
"Isn't it transcendental that Thou, who dominateth the sea, glorifies this grimpy rice shaped by the grace of the earth? I didn't think you were the God of Zeus, did I? Hmm? Hmm?
Hades God stirring it back here all the time.
I don't know how you feel because you've been sporadically stirred up so far. But I don't.
Seriously, give me a break about our farm causing a war of gods.
"WOW, WOW, WOW...!
I often say that the more he stirs, the more vulnerable he is to stirring.
Poseidos God also trembles with his face turning bright red without leaking into that Theory.
"Visitors from different worlds...!
All of a sudden you came over here?
"Yes?"
"I command you in anticipation of your enlightenment and impartiality! Offer dishes made with sea ingredients that the rest deserve praise!! Then give the blessing of Poseidos the Sea God!! '