Buy the Land And Cultivate in Different World
242 Bad Lords/Land Tours Part VII
I'm a bad lord! Gahhh!
Is it weird to call yourself vicious? What's in it for a good guy?
Someone praises you for being so generous and paying for it! Then you better be thorough with the bad guys and squeeze them out of the weak ones!
Whatever happens to the demon kingdom, your demon king will be there for you! You can do whatever you want in the countryside away from the Devil's Capital!
Sora taxes! Give me 70% of your abundance! It doesn't matter when you do it. Same amount!
We'll take taxes even more finely! He who owns a house taxes, he who owns livestock taxes! He who does business is naturally taxed, and if he buys something, he's taxed!
Tax even if you get married! Taxation even when a child is born! Taxation even if he dies and raises a funeral! Inheritance tax is 100%!!
Plus I'm gonna charge you for using the water wheel! When grinding and powdering wheat, always use a waterwheel directly from the Lord!
It's forbidden to grind anything in your own house with stone molars! Take the stone mold from every house in the realm and destroy it!!
We're gonna build a barracks!! We're gonna get you a toll!
What? There's already a post on the south street? Then you should just create another post where you left the post!!
Gahahahahaha!!
Now there's gold and silver pouring into my nose!
All wealth belongs to the eagle! I just wish I was laughing in this world!!
As I was recounting the money that I had accumulated, some customers appeared.
He seemed like a dirty traveler.
Two men and two women. He didn't look like a demon, but he took an orc to his squire.
Soitz and the others turned to me and said:
"Tax rates in this realm are too excessive compared to others. I want more tax relief."
and.
I'm not familiar with opinions about this eagle.
I thought I'd slash your neck off to show you in restraint, but before I do, I could play with you.
Right.
Out in the yard.
There will be a great stone over there. That's the one that broke the garden landscape and annoyed me, but it's huge. It's heavy, so I can't do anything about it.
If you break that or move it outside my mansion, I'll cut your taxes.
If you can't do that, they'll roll up all your belongings and slap you out of the realm.
Kekkeke.
"Hakai."
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Huh?
You're gonna use your oak for that?
Well, even if the oak's arm exceeds the human race, I can destroy it or transfer it if the big stone does something about it.
...... hmm?
What, you're gonna use that axe?
Well, whatever you want to use, I can't help it...
"Yes."
Zazan!?
What the fuck?
The stones!? The big stones are in two!? More crushed and shattered!?
"Shall we then carry out the fragmented stone, Lord Ardheg?"
"Come on, I'll help you gauge your qualities."
The finely crushed stones were immediately carried out, and the shadows and shapes were gone.
No, no, no, no...!
That's cheating.
Right? 'Cause I use monsters and stuff.
If you're betting, why don't you just play with your own arm?
... Right.
Why don't we compete one more time specifically?
But monsters dwell in the mountains outside the territory. It will be another year since you showed up, but come exorcise it.
Huh?
Isn't that what the lord does?
Why would an asshole want to get a dime like that? You need money to move a soldier.
Damage to the extent that nearby villagers are precisely eaten and killed even if left alone.
If you call me pathetic, you guys can get rid of me.
But the deadline is one day!
We'll be out of time by the time we get there! Kekkeke!
"... Songoku"
"Aisa."
Huh?
Tochi girl, why are you flying? Magic? Flew away!?
And he came right back!?
"Oh, monster, is that so?
Ghaaaaaaaa!?
There's a monster who's been shot through the chest and is out of breath. Oh, oh!?
"If you have any doubts, do the use on the pile and check it out. I'll wait for you for days."
Come on, come on, next!
If you win the next battle, you can cut taxes!?
There's a sanatorium in the other village.
Gather those who suffer from the epidemic and treat them.
There are no proper doctors or medicines, so few people seem to recover.
"Did you build this sanatorium?
Huh?
Why don't you just do what you don't get?
The willingness and willingness of the village built it on their own.
"If you can afford to do that, why don't you pay more taxes on your lord's eagle," he said, imposing heavy taxes on the terms of the operation!
".................. ha"
What, with a deep sigh?
"Puffer"
I'll take care of it.
Now you're that woman!?
Idiots seem confident in their arms, but not in their swords and fists...
"The inmates are......, less than twenty. Enough magic pills in your hand."
Huh?
"It's not a medicine to kill pathogens that will restore your body, so get your strength back after you take it. I should eat plenty of nutrients if possible..."
Huh? What!?
The sick people look better...! No more coughing...!
"Speaking of which, I hadn't asked what kind of battle we would play in this sanatorium, but if we were sick, we'd all be cured, and if we weren't sick, the sanatorium wouldn't be natural. Problem solved."
Ko, this...!?
This bunch of leader-like men..., looked down at me with great eyes just now...!
What are you talking about?
What are you going to do against me, Lord of the Devil Nation?
"Can you promise me that? He said he would at least drop the tax rate to the common sense range. That is the duty of those who rule."
That sounds great. Ahhhhhhh!
That's right! Next fight!
Now it's our last fight!!
All right, now bring the dragon! Keep him alive without killing him!
If you can do that, you can cut taxes!
Gahahahahahahahahaha!!
"I can't save you......!
"Lord Ardheg?
What the fuck?
Another man from the traveler went in and...!?
What the fuck?
What are you gonna do?
Huh?
The man is changing...?
Bigger enough to look up, with nails, fangs and wings, covered in full body scales...!?
"Ghahhhhhhhhhh!?"
Yes, I'm an oak hacker.
This time, we are coming to the periphery of a demonic kingdom ruled by evil lords.
I have continued to negotiate to stop the intangible rule, but I have finally crept myself out again and again.
The first thing that crept me out was still Dear Ardheg, who has the pride of a dragon.
Expose the true figure of the dragon and look down on the evil lord.
"What do you say? The dragons are here, as you requested. What do we do next? Do you want to bring even the immortal king?
"Duh, duh, duh, duh!?"
Bad lords are overwhelmed by the beauty of the dragon in front of them and are nowhere near coming up with the next impossible challenge.
"Lord Ardheg, keep it down a little. Even the villagers are frightened."
"This cuss is neither king nor hero. Keeping such a man in my sight is a squandering of my eyesight to measure my masterpieces. If Lord Arowana hadn't included me in advance, I'd have wiped out the charcoal. '
Master Ardheg went back to being a human being just to say it.
That was the look I said 'not threatening enough'.
Prince Arowana tells the evil lord that his hips are falling out and he can't move.
"In the course of my journey, I entered your territory and opened up to the number of places of concern. But even more surprising is the poverty of every village in the realm."
It was as if I suspected this was the same demonic kingdom as the room.
"Still welcoming us, the villagers entertained us by cutting us down to the food we eat today. I came here to talk to you about making their lives a little easier. But......"
"hey what...!?"
"I don't think it's obvious in a proper discussion anymore. Hakai."
Yes.
As I advanced before Prince Arowana, I spread thick parchment to make him look like a bad lord.
It's written there......
"Oh, that's a bill of passage issued by my demon kingdom!? And it's autographed by Lord Zedan the Demon King!? What the hell are you...!?"
"Be disrespectful, bitch. This is the first prince of the mermaid kingdom, Lord Aroiana!
To that proclamation, the evil lord peeled his eyes.
"I didn't want to use this name..."
Prince Arowana will continue immediately.
"Regardless, I, the leftover, have no right to speak out to the political path of the demonic kingdom. But the Demons are a prized race. Can other dignitaries see the shame of a race like you and keep it that way?
"I'm on my way."
Soon Master Paffer, who had disappeared, returned with metastatic magic.
"Paffa, have you seen Lord Zedan?
"Oh, it's so smooth. They're sending in the gendarmerie right away."
The name of the Demon King appeared, and the eye lid of the evil lord opened up so much that his eyeballs were about to fall out zero.
"The head of the demon kingdom will decide how much punishment will be inflicted on the demon kingdom's villains. Lords dismissed, property confiscated…. Banished or imprisoned? Death penalty? It's a time for the Demon King's determination to be tested."
That day, one unworthy exchanger disappeared from the demonic kingdom.
"It was a thought-provoking event..."
"In the human kingdom, the royalty says the lord is solid for bonkers. In the Devil's Kingdom, the opposite is true."
"The fact that Lord Zedan is Ming-kun is limited, but the extent to which each person's eyes can be reached is limited. I didn't expect my surroundings to lax for one great talent to hold on to."
"I'm sure not all demon lords do. You have to be careful when you rule your country."
"With me and you."
"So suddenly you don't stop saying thoughtful things!?"
Prince Arowana's training journey is still ongoing.