Cheat Aru Kedo Mattari Kurashitai 《Tensei Jinsei o Tanoshimou!》

Seriously!

Write it down and read it for real!

So, seriously, a bandit attacked me.

Thousands of pieces of gold were tipped off, but you were willing to attack a lot when you had a knight of escorts?

I'd avoid that risk, though.

Anyway, I set out to attack you, and I'm definitely going to do a bandit crusade.

The carriage is having the knights of the escort consolidate their defenses and intercept them at the Carla's mobile turret.

Is the number of bandits a little over forty?

Looks like the Bandits are coming out.

You know, I know a lot of things when I'm alert to my surroundings with magic sensing, but there are three reactions that look at me a little further away, so when I check you with one of my psychological eye abilities, Chirii Eye, it looks like the three of us are watching this one friendly.

Even if Thousand Eyes are in use, the status can be checked, so they let me check perfectly, but one of the three people is firmly labeled as the head of the bandit.

... the problem is with the other two together.

I'm pretty sure these two are connected to bandits by being together, but now I don't know what...

"Dear Christopher, I missed a few, but the bandit's extermination is almost complete."

"Gael, miscellaneous fish don't need pursuit. But there's a reaction in this direction where about three of their people are hiding. Probably head. Keep him alive and capture him as much as possible."

"Ha!"

Gael takes ten men and heads to the one who pointed at me.

All that's left are seven knights and a knight who was the owner of a carriage to our students.

I confirm the remaining knights' injuries, recover if they are mildly injured, and instruct them to put the bodies of the fallen bandits in one place.

Living bandits disarm and recover and tie with rope.

"Mr. Bandit there. Is there an executive in this?

I speak to one of the bandits tied with a rope, but the bandit stares at me and spits on me.

I avoided it because it was dirty.

Wick, my exclusive escort who was watching it, pulled out the knife and stuck the knife up the thigh of the bandit's right leg.

"guaaahhh."

That hurts.

But Mr. Wick, you didn't hesitate to stick out the knife.

I'm surprised.

Carla and the others are surprised, too.

I don't know if I can do this, maybe I can't do a knight, but hey, you're not giving me any instructions, are you?

"This is what happens to those who don't want to answer Lord Christoph's questions. Who among you doesn't want to answer Lord Christoph's question?

With a fierce laugh, the sharp fangs characteristic of the beast draw fear from his mouth.

Wick is a tiger beast, but he would be the best of my escorts in combat.

It just seems like you're dis about me, like Levis, and it doesn't look like much of a escort.

... Always work like this.

Guess Gael didn't take Wick among the ten because he was highly offensive and unsuitable for survival.

A few Vivitas taught the executives to Wick's intimidation.

He told me well that there seemed to be executives among the living bandits as well as among the corpses.

Gagger, gagger, don't make a scene!

So, there are four executives in all, two bodies and two living.

These two isolate themselves from the other bandits for questioning.

"Are you executives of bandits? If I hand it over to my lord, is it a capital offense?... but if you answer my question, you can make me a criminal slave and talk to my good husband so he can sell me."

"There's no way I can do that to a hungry ghost like you!

"Not necessarily. My name is Christoph von Brutozels. I'm from the Brutus Border House, so I think it's quite powerful."

"Bu, bu, bu, brutozels... heh, heh, borderline Bo!

It's not farting, so I'd like you to think a little more and be surprised.

"That carriage has the Brutozelles Frontier House crest on it."

Look at the crest. Surprised executives twice.

Carla and the others are interrogating the other bandits... but it looks like Clara is active... and Clara is a horrible daughter who can use the magic of her mental system because of her high aptitude for dark attributes!

"Did you get it?... So, my question is, who's behind you guys? You're here, right?

"Look over there. She has dark attributes. You don't have to talk to her. If you leave it to her, you'll be tortured to regret being born in this world, right?

Clara, I'm sorry.

You're a torture-loving witch. It's a setting.

Two of the executives are rattling and shivering.

"You have no choice. I'll leave the rest to her."

When I tried to walk away from the two executives, they stopped me, and the executives chatted to me about what I hadn't even heard from you.

Gael came back with three men tied up while he was doing that.

Don't do it!

I'm letting you get hurt, but there's nothing else in your life. It's a level.

"You're the head, aren't you?

I know, but I need to hear it from my own mouth.

"Really, well, I don't mind. I've already heard from the executives who's behind you, and I want you to make sure you pay for your sins."

And I turn back to the two men I captured with my head.

"You guys are bandits, but not technically bandits, are you? I heard about you from the bandit executives, but I'll make sure. Let me know your name and identity.

"Just check your status card and you'll see, so wasted silence makes you worse off in your position, right?

"Who are you?"

"Tell me about you before I tell you who I am. Hey, criminal."

"Don't be ridiculous! Don't think you can just do this to us!

"Oh, yeah!

You've got a dialogue!

Bruises!

But wouldn't this world be impressed by Japanese culture to say so much about the predetermined dialogue?

Because I didn't teach you, did I?

If I thought so, I plugged a knife into the eye of the man Wick gave me a big praise for.

"Gah."

Wick is working well for me.

But there is no forgiveness.

This guy is definitely S.!

It's good to be interrogating apart from the four Karla's.

I've kept my soundproofing boundaries in place, and I've kept my perception inhibition, so it should just seem like I'm normally interrogating you from the other side.

But I didn't tell you to torture me.

So, I send my gaze to the other guy who's rattling and trembling beside me.

"Will you talk to me?

"Hey, I'll talk about anything..."

I heard a lot about it.

These two are Baron Beres' ministers.

Baron Beres is a nobleman ruling the land, an aristocratic nobleman whose distant daughter, the Marquis of Brennan, is married to.

In other words, they had bandits in the area close to the border with Brutozelles and attacked those who aspired to Brutozelles border territory and those who came in.

Harassment isn't funny when you get here, either.

I'll leave the rest to your father.

There were a total of 43 bandits who showed up here, and two fled because 17 bodies were tied up with 24.

He said the stolen supplies were already transported to Baron Beres' mansion, but he couldn't leave them any more than he heard there were people imprisoned in Azit, so he decided to turn five of his escort knights over to the bandit's Azit.

He burned the bodies of the bandits as the end of the day, and took those who had been captured alive to the next village.

It was Baron Berès' territory that caught the bandits, but it was the village on the Brutozelles border that took them.

The deputy from this village is also plagued by bandits, who repeatedly asked Baron Beres to crusade the bandits, but he's not going to crusade, because he's a bandit and a guru.

"Dear Christoph, I apologize for the inconvenience. I am responsible for this misconduct, and I ask my men to forgive me."

This man is an old man named Zeiris, a deputy in this village.

I'm not praised for not being able to catch a bandit, but there's nothing I can do about it if it's something other than Brussels Border Territory.

Besides, I like the idea of sheltering my men more than I do myself.

"I have no authority to dispose of the Zeiris. Besides, you won't blame Zeiris for being in the realm of another house."

"Oh, thank you!

My men also bow their heads with Zeiris.

After that, turn over the bandits.

But two of Baron Berès's ministers decided to take us as far as the city of Sejka as this.

Leaving two people in this village is a matter of personnel anxiety, so we decided to turn them over in the city of Sejka.

Anyway, this is a village, and it seems to be against Baron Beres to have a deputy, but there are limits to the personnel of the guard that can just be left behind.

Oh, the wick knife has stabbed (...) the one who has (...) recovered well, so there's nothing physically wrong with him.

... physically.