Child Rearing Journal of the Strongest Wiseman～About My Daughter Being the Cutest in the World～

In an English mansion waiting for the name of a bloody witch.

"I'm taking Fiona in the bath today."

"It's my father's job to take my daughter to a bath."

"No, this is my aunt's turn."

"I should be in the bath with you."

The above is a conversation between the Empire's greatest sage and a thousand-year-old sage.

It was a foolish story without majesty, but the people themselves were serious.

Recently, the teacher and apprentice fought in a dark battle over their duty to bathe Fiona.

Her mentor, Elise Seymour, gave Fiona sweet treats that also made her mouth and hands sticky, creating a pretext to take a bath.

"There's no other way. If it stays this way, the ants will form a queue.Fiona, let's take a bath and get that sticky stuff together. "

And...

Fiona's father, Kite, laughed and overlooked it at first, but when she was deprived of bath duty like a day in a row, she finally got up and decided to go to her teacher.

"In the first place, Fiona wants to come in with me, her father.Master, there is no curtain. "

"It's better for women to be with each other.The man's father burns the firewood. "

"Master can't spoil Fiona.I have to put it on my shoulders and count to 100. "

That would be abuse.

"Education."

At first it was a quarrel of some purpose, but then the conversation disappeared from the wizard's intellect and wisdom.

"You Lolicon sage!"

"When you enter with the master, the master bacteria adhere and the milk becomes big. It's bad character."

Your Kai-chan is a fool.

"1,200 years old or older, farewell witch."

For you, it was about to become a grasping quarrel, so Chloe entered the arbitration here.

A girl in a maid's clothes makes a suggestion to both.

"Why don't we settle this here in Djanken?"

Janken?

Kate and England snapped at the same time, staring at Chloe.

"Yeah, they're adults. No, I'm a wise man.If the battle escalates, this building will be wiped out.Fiona wouldn't want that either. "

Fiona stared at us from the shadow of the pillar.

Her eyes were moist and she said, "Why are you and your aunt fighting?"filled with sad expressions.

Kite and England don't seem to have the guts to keep fighting when they see Fiona like that.

However, it is only on the surface and seems to apply black and white.

As Kate and Iris approached Fiona, they asked, stroking their heads.

"Who would Fiona like to take a bath with?"

I ask kindly, but my temper is too strong.Fiona waited at first, but England gave her candy with a stick and licked it and said it smelled.

"Both!"

When they hear the answer, they look sick and tired.

Whispers in a whisper that Fiona doesn't hear.

(The pride of taking a bath with a foolish disciple won't be relaxed)

(Neither do I. I want to die of shame.)

Then, as Chloe suggested, I'll do the junkens.

But Janken the Thousand Years Sage and the Bloody Witch can't settle easily.Because they read each other's minds magically and engage in psychological warfare that no one understands.

After all, it took three hours to settle.

Three hours later, the winner, Kate, stroked her daughter's head with a happy face, but her head was wet.

Why not? Kate looks at Chloe unexpectedly.

I got the answer right away.Chloe's hair was also wet.

Apparently they were in the bath together while Kate and England were fighting.

Maybe Chloe is the smartest guy in this building, Kate thought so.