Chinese Almanac Master
Chapter 10 2027.2.14
Valentine's Day, a day for couples to celebrate their love for each other.
This was supposed to be a Westernized festival, but in recent years it has gradually become known to young people because of the deliberate marketing methods of some businesses, and has since joined the ranks of the old Yellow Calendar.
Many traditional festivals are certainly not very responsive to this emerging festival, but just as Dragon Boat Festival must eat rice noodles, Mid-Autumn Festival must eat mooncakes, flower chocolate candlelight dinner and other expensive gifts are also given to people who care about them on this day as proof of love.
Even though this sweet pink day is actually very embarrassing for most of us who didn't have the other half before, it still doesn't stop Valentine's Day from being a heartbreaking maniac who keeps hurting innocent people.
Lie on the sofa with your head up, lazy on Valentine's Day, with an intense rosy floral smell. This may seem a little too feminine for a man, but it would also be appropriate to wear his pretty face to the point of being indistinguishable.
He used to be just an ordinary day, but only because of the name of Valentine's Day, he was included in the festival. This has always made Valentine's Day proud of himself, and he always felt that he had become a high-ranking Calendar God who could talk to Huang.
And since he appeared in this room, the whole room seemed to have been coated with a pink halo, and even the wildcat screaming downstairs had become a little stingy.
Because when he just showed up, he used ridicule as a greeting for the first time, so Xiao Nan's candles naturally had a bit of a lazy time at the moment, because before this guy came out, he didn't even realize there was such a annoying guy in the old Yellow Calendar. These three sentences are inseparable from the love crap, and he has been passionate about discussing his lifelong events.
You know, the most annoying thing about single people is that they rush themselves to find someone. It's only been a dozen hours since this unfortunate Valentine's Day. I can't get rid of it now. I can't wait to send Xiao Nan back to the way he was.
Xiao Nan's mood on one side was complicated, and Valentine's Day on the other didn't treat himself as an outsider at all. He quickly occupied half of the sofa and didn't say anything. One mouth made people want to beat Xiao Nan's talk.
“Hey, Xiao Nan Candle, I said you're 30 years old. Why haven't you found someone yet? ”
With a hint of laughter, Valentine's Day looked at Xiaonan's candle with a faint smile.
“ …… ”
Looking at Zhou Gong Mengquan on his hand, he was making up for Xuanleng's knowledge and was poked in the pain of the old bareback stick Xiao Nan Candle decided to ignore him.
“Poor man. Must be empty, lonely, cold in the dead of the night? ”
Without receiving any response, Valentine's Day, with its thick face, decided to continue to stimulate Xiaonan candles.
“ …… ”
And the person in front of him never answered, and Valentine's Day came on, clapping his palms and clearing his throat directly on his back.
“Why don't I introduce you to one? I know what type you like, you like to grow up...”
“I said have you finished or not. ”
Intolerably interrupting, Xiao Nan's candle was put down by Valentine's Day and his face got cold.
But obviously, his eyebrows frowned and his face looked scary. Valentine's Day was just not afraid of him. Instead, after a few hip-hop laughs, Valentine's Day hit him with a low voice.
“Rest assured, we are all men. I understand, but I don't think we need to discuss this hourly issue...”
“Huh.”
His eyes narrowed under the nose, and his eyes became somewhat uncertain when he quickly picked up the corner of Xiaonan's candle mouth, which he knew what medicine he was selling in the gourd.
Thought he had caught the handle of the Xiaonan candle and was ready to make some terms. Valentine's Day blinked and waited for the new boss to say, but before he could react, the Xiaonan candle had gently caught his ear with a dumb voice.
“Eh, shouldn't Calais know everything? Don't you know my favorite kind of sleep is yours? Otherwise don't do anything today, I'll stay home and have fun...”
Before the voice goes down, Valentine's Day feels a light-hearted pat on his ass.
This strong sense of crisis from chastity and misconduct made his face white, but now he's going to run away today even if it's a strike, let alone Xiao Nan Candle, a man who seems to be able to do nothing about him, and after stammering for half a day, his face rose red, unexpectedly appeared to be a few pure Valentines' Day, which only collapsed and roared,
“Stop dreaming!! You... you will not succeed!!! Don't be paranoid!! You, you, you... don't look for me. Whoo!”
The aggressive words softened half the time, glowing in front of Xiaonan candle for half a day Valentine's Day is now a kind of planting, and seeing him almost couldn't help laughing Xiaonan candle covered his mouth and coughed, slowly back to the half of the sofa before him to pick up the book and sit down, this didn't move a glance,
“Be good and forgive me. Don't argue. Go out with me later. I need your help. ”
This Valentine's Day, what Xiao Nan Candle said, is no longer daring to refute, although he is still quite unwilling.
But when Xiao Nan opened the TV and tweaked a wedding show to him, he shrunk around the corner of the sofa and began to look seriously.
“This male guest fits well with the number 10... Eh, look, he did hold hands in the end, didn't he... Wow, this guy has bad luck with peach blossoms, all the lights are out... Eh, the third male guest has been married, what is he doing here, ah, the scum man is going to wipe him out...”
Because of the luck of peach blossoms, the congenital predictability of marriage, Valentine's Day is to look at it while talking to oneself.
Xiao Nan's candle was originally intended to keep him quiet, but seeing as he couldn't calm down, he also completely admitted to losing, because he had an appointment with Zhao Tiansheng, who was involved in transportation last night, to meet him today, so when he saw the time, he was about to go out.
But when he came out to prepare to change shoes, Xiao Nan's mood grew heavy when he thought that he, a great young man who was still single, was going to meet a middle-aged frustrated man for Valentine's Day.
If not surprisingly, Zhao Tiansheng must be asking him about his work and marriage today. After all, last night on the 25th, he had revealed that his private life was incorrect, and now he naturally wants to show him what to do in the future with the seemingly vast Xiaonan candle.
This help must have been lacking virtue, so Xiaonan candles passed today, just wanted to get some from him, solve the crisis problem that he didn't have the money to handle this new year's goods, and Valentine's Day naturally didn't notice the sad mood of Xiaonan candles, because he was attracted to all the attention by the lively city scene in front of him as soon as he went out.
Perhaps in response to the theme of the festival, there were little couples and couples dressed in lovers' winter clothes all over the street, Xiao Nan candles were huge and walked in front of him with smoke and did not wait for him, while Valentine's Day, behind his ass, stood with his ears wide open, as soon as he heard the people walking by him saying Happy Valentine's Day or something, he pulled the corner of his mouth to start laughing.
“Did you hear that? They're all blessing me with happiness ~”
And Xiaonan candle whispered, the look of Valentine's Day made Xiaonan candle couldn't help laughing, thinking that later he had to verbally please this easily satisfied calendar, so soon he let Valentine's Day hide his figure before he reached the entrance of the appointed restaurant, and when Xiaonan candle walked into this restaurant he and Zhao Tiansheng had made an appointment, he couldn't help but stand and show a look.
The whole lobby, ten tables, nine tables, sitting couples.
This awkward situation made Zhao Tiansheng a little nervous waiting there, and as soon as he saw the Xiaonan candle standing at the door, he relieved himself and stood up and shouted,
“Brother Xiao, come quickly! Come on, over here! I've been waiting so long for you!! Hurry up!! ”
A very normal sentence sounded strange at this moment, the whole restaurant people stared at them two big men who were eating together on Valentine's Day, and the instant shady face Xiao Nan Candle went to sit in front of Zhao Tiansheng and pressed down all the fire in his heart, so he lit a cigarette, then lifted his chin and smiled.
“Brother Zhao, what's the rush? Are you going to spend the holidays with your wife later? ”
“Eh, there are other arrangements later, there have been several phone calls...”
Zhao Tiansheng gave Xiaonan candle's expression a few glances, knowing that he was not expected to accompany his wife, so he didn't ask any more. Otherwise, Zhao Tiansheng started to talk about his real concerns, and the words said that if he could give a solution, he would definitely give thanks, and when Xiaonan candle nodded and was ready to write down, he suddenly heard a middle-aged woman shouting hysterically behind him,
“Zhao Tiansheng!! I knew you weren't helping your friends with the shipment!!! Turns out it's Valentine's Day with this little fairy!! Let me see your face!! Ah!! What the hell!!... man!!!! ”
Xiao Nan candle: “…”