Chinese Almanac Master

February 19, 2027, the first year of the Lunar New Year.

It is advisable to open the light, disarm, erect pillars, upper beam; absent from the house, migrate, sacrifice, marry.

At the beginning of the New Year, the first day of the New Year, Xiao Nan candles, who officially passed the trial period of Huang Li Master, were walking along the way to the Stu Zhang family with some fruit gift boxes.

Starting today, he's officially on duty.

He was also quite familiar with his working environment in his spare time the other day. Although the personalities of the Gods are different, they all fit together in general.

It's New Year's Eve weather and Xiao Nan's candles want to live a new life in this new year, but this early morning he had a bad day.

He had promised Fat Xiao Stu Zhang that he would definitely go to his house for dinner during the New Year's, so even though he was lazy enough to move, he went out.

He woke up before dawn in the early morning, but this winter's nest was really hooked, and when he finally got up ready for psychological construction, Xiao Nan suddenly felt something noisy at the door of the room.

In the dim room, a cat snuck in with a red shadow on its waist.

The trapped Xiao Nan candle watched this man crawl all the way to his bed, thinking that this was supposed to be today's work calendar, so he didn't take care of it.

Strong difficulty prompted Xiao Nan, who was usually quite vigilant, to relax consciously under the candle, but because of this rare negligence, he watched the shadow reach out his little hand quickly, followed by a large series of splitting two kicks and was stuffed into his nest.

Xiao Nan candle: “…”

The nest that blew up at that moment scared the whole Xiaonan candle into a ghost. He crashed and fell down from the bed with a duvet. The expression on his face was a little hairy.

The culprit was in a good mood because he watched Xiao Nan's candles be frightened by his pranks, and he was already happily rolling straight on the ground.

This had to make Xiaonan's face look a little ugly, and after climbing up from the ground, he didn't care that the kid kept screaming and screaming that he was Spring Festival, that he was a god, that he was only electricity was a distant myth fart, and without saying anything, he put this little guy dressed like a red envelope on the ground and packed it up.

“Ahhh!! Let go of me!! Let go of me!! Big bad guy!!! ”

In the process, wearing a large red pair of cardigans, embroidered gold lantern pants, a red mole between the eyebrows of Spring Festival King still angrily shouted at the beginning.

But after Xiaonan candle searched two firecrackers from his trouser pocket with a cold face and was going to light them on him □ □ Reese, the distracted glance of the past dared not speak, and Xiaonan candle smiled coolly, clamping the cigarette butt on his finger onto the leads of the firecracker, then picked the frown,

“What's up, looking for something on the first day of the New Year? Is that the attitude you should have towards your new boss, little cutie? ”

“Woo... you... you dare!! I am... I am Spring Festival..."

Scared the face white, spring festival encountered this level of hooliganism for the first time, naturally panicked.

He feared that Xiaonan candles would deal with him in the way he had just done, so at one time the expression on his face was a bit grievous and his eyes turned red.

After all, he didn't really want to take Spring Festival, he just wanted him to have a memory, but he was still curious how this first Spring Festival encounter could get him into trouble for no reason, but then he realized that the reason was still on himself.

Big and small are a couple of brothers.

Most of the time, people prefer New Year's Eve, but that doesn't change the mood of the brothers as if they were in their mothers' wombs.

They never came out to work together because the middle was a few days away, but the brothers usually had a good relationship and were soft on everyone when they were younger.

Spring Festival is also desperate to spoil the baby brother, the two brothers protect each other briefly, but everyone who stays on the calendar is very clear.

Therefore, for Xiaonan candle, which indirectly caused the death of his younger brother Baby Carp, Spring Festival is naturally nowhere to be seen. When I think that his younger brother was so sad that he cried at himself because of this person, he didn't want to give Xiaonan candle a good face at all.

“Don't worry, young man! Brother will be angry with you! Isn't that just a little experience? What are you scared of! Even if the guy comes to your brother on New Year's Eve, I won't miss beating him up. Not to mention he's hehehe...”

Something I promised my baby brother when I came out of work seems to be getting a little difficult today.

Spring Festival is somewhat annoyed by the cowhide blown down by itself, on the other hand, growing more and more hated this dead and alive Xiao Nan candle up. However, he did not die first. Before he killed Xiao Nan candle to exasperate his brother, he gave him three or two uniforms. This thought of Spring Festival expression became extremely boring, and finally figured out what happened Xiao Nan candle couldn't bear to laugh.

“Hey, didn't I buy your brother an asshole? What else do we do? How long does this bitch live, long life, the meaning is good, but I said how can you bear like this, you two are really biological, how have you been in your childhood...”

Find out the context, and Xiao Nan's candles are too lazy to compare with Spring Festival children.

Throw the two unlucky firecrackers into the trash can. He held them up with his hands for Spring Festival on the ground and pinched his white and tender face with them.

Spring Festival was still secretly scared, seeing that he didn't tease himself and some unbelievable, and when Xiao Nan candle stood up ready to go to the bathroom to wash, he tapped behind him, first protruding his head through the bathroom door, then picking up a whisper next to the door frame,

“Aren't you going to bomb me... my little bird? ”

“Be a good boy and don't blow it, or we'll get your brother out and blow it together. ”

Squeezing her vague eyes, Xiaonan candles were shaving herself, so she didn't even look at Spring Festival. As soon as he heard about the Little Years, he glanced at Xiaonan candle with alarm. He looked strangely cute in fear of his brother being treated by the big bad guy, and smiled at Xiaonan candle with his face. He snored with his hand and dragged him behind his head in a small braid, and then went on without a thought.

“Come on, you can't joke about it. Aren't you the first of the year? Do you speak auspicious language? Go out with me for New Year's Eve. ”

As soon as that came out, Spring Festival looked at Xiaonan candle blindly.

He didn't know what the big bad guy meant by that, so his expression looked silly. Xiao Nan candle did not explain to him, changed clothes and took the gift he had already bought to the Stu Zhang family for Spring Festival.

When he arrived in the residential area where Stu Zhang lived in a car, he crossed several children who had fallen on the side of the road to play with guns. He also asked for a way to find the innermost small courtyard. He squatted at the door in the early morning and waited for his Stu Zhang to come and couldn't help but relax.

“Thought you weren't coming. I didn't dare go out this morning! Come on, my mom's sick and she's waiting for you! Come on in. It's cold out here! ”

The loud and loud voice in his ear sounded kind of intimate. Xiao Nan candles laughed and shook his hands and stuffed everything to Stu Zhang and smoothly wrapped cigarettes from his pocket. Stu Zhang glanced at him unfathomably and tried to pat him on the shoulder, but Xiao Nan's candle slipped away and he realized that there was a beautiful 7-8 year old boy standing behind him in a wedding dress.

“Eh, this kid...”

The first time I saw Spring Festival Shifu Zhang, I was surprised. After all, it was really hard to see such a beautiful child except in TV dramas. His surprise was that Xiao Nan candles were in his eyes.

But he didn't say much, he just smiled with his usual attitude, and then brought the unwieldy Spring Festival to himself, crooked his head and said,

“My son, like me? ”

“Fuck you...”

Scared to death, Stu Zhang instantly almost believed his words, his face was half green, Xiao Nan candlestick smiled, □ □ stared dead at his Spring Festival head, this swallowed open mouth to explain,

“You're kidding, son of a friend. Bring it over for a meal, will you? ”

“Oh no, my mom and dad love it when it's too late, I like kids when I'm older, otherwise will you rush me to have them every day... but which friend of yours, alas, this kid is so handsome...”

Stu Zhang Floppy knife inevitably still some curiosity spring festival road, Xiao Nan candle three sentences spread past no intention of telling the truth, wait into this not big and small courtyard, a middle-aged lady in a big red down jacket heard the quiet smoothness from the kitchen to probe her head, instantly smile on Xiao Nan candle's face.

“Nam!! Growing so big!! Haven't seen you in years!! Come on in!! Drink some gum water first, I'll cook you an egg. Did you eat it in the morning? ”

After years of not seeing a score, Stu Zhang's mother still looked as warm and kind as before. When he pinched Xiao Nan's candle palm, he made his heart burn.

You're welcome to listen to Xiao Nan's candles at this moment. By the way, I love your aunt's mouth, and she laughed happily. When she lowered her head, Stu Zhang's mother noticed the Spring Festival standing next to Xiao Nan's candle, and as soon as she saw the white and tender, seemingly delightful god, she immediately gave an old man a look of pity and surprise that was peculiar to children.

Whose baby is this? You look so good. Aigoo, it can't be Nam, can it? Come on, Grandma, give me a bag to eat. This looks really good... "

Stu Zhang's mother immediately pulled a pink corn cake from the apron pocket.

This is a kind of pastry given to younger generations by the elderly, and they usually put a fifty or a hundred dollars in a paper bag. It's not much money, but it's also a seniors' interest in the children, and it's an old habit in traditional Chinese customs.

And Xiaonan candle saw that she was going to pay for the spring festival and naturally wanted to stop it. After all, the age of the spring festival might be bigger than their whole house combined. It must be inappropriate for Stu Zhang to give him the fucking age money. But Stu Zhang's mother took his move as a courtesy, so that even knowing that the spring festival was not Xiaonan candle's son would not take back the red envelope, and the totally helpless Xiaonan candle could only compromise, lowered his head and touched Spring Festival's head, and then smacked into his ear and whispered,

“Take someone else's things and say thank you. Say goodbye to them soon. ”

Xiao Nan's words made the Chinese New Year, which had seemed a little silent since the beginning, blink his eyes. He looked down at the little pastry in his hand. He looked at the gentle old lady in front of him. There was also some strange warmth in her heart.

Perhaps it has been too long since we have come into contact with human life. As a lonely and long-lived god, Spring Festival itself actually has some desire for this noisy festive atmosphere.

So at this moment, when Xiaonan candle brought him to this very ordinary family, he unexpectedly didn't have any resentment towards exclusion. Instead, he had some unexpected liking. And so he thought, noting that the old woman had been slow in footsteps since the beginning, the harsh spring festival raised its first naive opening.

“Grandma, I wish you good health and longevity next year. Be sure to have a happy New Year ~”