Chinese Almanac Master

The calendar gods are in charge of the change of years, the advancement of history and the advancement of time, because it takes a lot of energy in itself and there is no possibility of leaving after becoming a calendar god, so in order to avoid future mistakes in what work, the time of the day is always in the hands of a calendar god, whether BC, after BC or any day of the year after the founding of the country, a calendar god can control the time change of the day he is in, so until then Valentine's Day can help the old couple return to youth, New Year's Eve can also help the child named Chai Jun grow up overnight.

This is based on the principle of mastering the past, how many years before or after the present and future calendar gods can send a person within their control, relative to the ability of the calendar gods to change the overall time in the general environment to the day after how many years or more, and what Women's Day wants to do at this moment… is actually bring themselves and Xiaonan candles back to March 8, a thousand years ago.

“If you don't go, don't move...”

Lazily laying on the sofa smoking cigarettes, revealed that Xiao Nan candles who do not want to move would rather watch the morning military/military news than be so blind on Women's Day, but how can Xiao Nan's temper make Xiao Nan say no and refuse. After grabbing the cigarette in Xiao Nan's candle mouth and directly extinguishing it with his hands, the female calendar god frowned sweeping the smell of smoke in the air with his hands, and then squeezing his eyes and opens up a serious education,

“Oops, Master, you still don't get it! Modern society is about equality between men and women. Although many unfair things still happen, the ancient women's lives are still a little hotter! The Queen's Palace is going to be scolded! Joining the army for my father is ridiculed! Three wives and four concubines! Haunted habits! Wouldn't I care about the condolences of the wonderful women who still live in the context of the great age? If I had existed long after I was born, why should I wait until now to ask you to help me? An unusual man like you must understand how our women feel!! Experience! Did you hear me? ”

“ …… ”

There was no smoke in his mouth, Xiaonan candle in his face frowned and listened to women's day slurping, actually began to reflect on whether he was too bent male cancer not caring about his female compatriots, but you let a coarse man rescue a loss/foot/woman, fight a kidnapping/trafficking woman, he had experience, let him and women's festival do something to give warmth activities, he was a little confused, the most important thing is to send warmth activities or not to send sugar to the younger sister downstairs, not only to take physical effort but also to cross a few years, and women's festival preference is that effect, the opinions directly snapped lips and patted Xiaonan candle shoulder, a pair of good brothers open,

“My original plan was to meet Wu Jingtian first. She is said to be worried about the education of her children in her later years, so we can go and help her save her some time! However, it seems that the Da Ming Palace is not accessible to ordinary people, and the Martial Arts temper is not very good, so for our own security reasons, I would like to want to, otherwise go and comfort the General Mulan..."

“ …… ”

It was as simple as going to console Aunt Zhang of the downstairs committee. Xiao Nan couldn't help but listen and feel like he was actually on a thief boat. However, Women's Day did not give him a chance to regret it at all. He took two sets of Northwegian clothes directly back to the calendar and forced Xiao Nan to change them. When Xiao Nan's candles were full of agitation and the women's festival was ready, the Calendar Goddess, who had recovered to be a light elegant woman's costume, laughed.

After dragging Xiao Nan's candles into the calendar that belonged to March 8, Xiao Dalian, who was still cleaning himself with smoke, raised his head and found that Ben was still in the living room in a place totally strange to the doorway of the ancient palace, depending on the circumstances, this belonged to the era of the famous scarf hero Miss Fa Mulan.

“Well, this is Fa Mulan's current residence, Xiaoli General's house. Her enlistment on behalf of her father has been uncovered, but because of many previous battle achievements, when the emperor deliberately pardoned his guilt and sealed his position...”

While explaining to Xiaonan candle quietly, he was ready to go up and button the door. Obviously, he had done a lot of homework before Women's Day, so he also knew a lot about this heroine. However, he came to Xiaonan candle so quickly, or let Xiaonan candle not react for a moment, and the women's day in sight was just laughing, and then he whispered in a cunning way.

“In this day and age, Huang Li Shi is a legitimate profession known to everyone. Since the beginning of the Flaming Huang Emperor, all the great gods and great fortunes can be Huang Li Shi. However, by the time there are fewer and fewer people known in modern times, you seem to be special... Well, General Xiao Li will be married in half a month to General Yingzhong, but so far we have not chosen a good day for Huang Dao, so it is natural for us to come to the door now, but...”

According to Women's Day, Xiaonan candle finally understood something. She had already thought of everything and waited for herself to get into it, but now it doesn't mean anything. He promised to help people even though he came here, but now the first problem is that he really doesn't have much experience with the ancients. If he really communicates, he might have to make jokes.

And just after he consciously approached this seemingly simple entrance, Xiaonan candle, which appeared to be lazy, accidentally discovered that the prominent General's entrance had not known who had thrown a lot of dirty smelly sewage, causing mosquito ants to crawl and smell bad. It seemed to be a little more dramatic than the general city well, and furthermore, many Xiaonan candles had been written on the exterior wall of the mansion with Zhu pens, but obviously it was not a good word of chaos.

“Who did all this? ”

Frowning and asking, Xiaonan felt uncomfortable when he rubbed his feet against the big, stinging words. The women's festival appearance was also divine and cold. After gently clicking on the sewage door ring, he opened his face in disgust.

“It's just some disgusting crap. She stays behind and enjoys more than a decade of peace. Family reunion, but she despises a woman who sacrificed her youth to defend her country. It's wrong to be unmarried when she's 30 years old. It's wrong to have no children. It's wrong to have a higher position than those men who think she's amazing. She's a woman and has the ability to do it. That's her biggest fault...”

Cold words and words, women's festival also came to understand the many suffering of women living in the world, not a moment ago the hip-hop attitude became a little bitter, see this situation Xiaonan candle some do not know how to calm down, after all, as the god of the day of women's festival, no one more sympathetic than her care about these women who are condemned by the world.

But even in times of change, gender discrimination persists, a problem that modern society continues to progress but still cannot eradicate, with such a woman alone under such pressure and stigma in distant antiquities, and helplessly, not even a single person can speak fairly for her.

“Who's outside the door? ”

The sound of the sand dumb gradually sounded, accompanied by a heavy footsteps, the door of the ever-closed Xiaoli General's Palace finally opened. Standing outside the door, Xiaonan Candle and Women's Festival raised their heads smoothly and saw a thin tall woman with cloth cloth clothes clothing clothes opening the door for them.

As far as the sight is concerned, this woman has the face of a national minority characteristic of the North and South Koreans, deeply eyebrowed, rough and strong, and may have traveled to the battlefield for many years, so she looks a little more than the ordinary woman, but in the first sight of this woman, you are bound not to care about her other, because just when Xiaonan candle's sight fell on her right face, he noticed at first sight... that the ugly and obscene path is a scar that cannot be ignored.

“Are you General Mulan? ”

*

General Mulan is commonly called Fa Mulan in future generations' stories. In fact, she is not named Hua, but Mulan.

Mulan's 16-year-old stepfather has been in the army for fifteen years since the time of the North Wei War, when it was often necessary to recruit all men of appropriate age from his family. The sword on the battlefield was heartless. Many men gave their lives for it. One wonders how hard it is for a woman to survive. How many times she was born dead. General Mulan bites her teeth and supports her. But just as she was about to end her career in the army and return to her homeland with news of victory, her true identity was discovered by a colleague in the army who had been with her for many years. Turning around, a letter was sent to her today.

Such betrayal was unexpected, but in the end Mulan's ultimate answer was nothing more than that you are a woman who can crush me on everything, which made the woman general who had thought she had an affair with these brothers suddenly a little uncertain, and when her heart was sent back to the capital, she found that things seemed to have changed.

Rather than leaving her to die, His Majesty, who was reasonable and gracious, gave her grace and understanding, but God's forgiveness did not mean that he would be tolerated, because General Mulan, who soon returned to his hometown, found that his return might not make everyone happy, but rather put himself in an increasingly embarrassing situation.

The parents were ashamed to admit that this woman, who looked like a man, was their daughter, and the relatives were reluctant to admit such a woman who had been hanging around in the military camp for many years, her story was misinterpreted into all sorts of nasty rumors preached, everyone knew that General Mulan was an ugly woman with ugly scars on her face like a demon, and despite her status and position, there were people outside her residence every day to create endless trouble for her, which made this stubborn woman, who had never bowed her head in the face of battlefield wounds, helpless, but she still survived so hard.

Today, she is also thirty-one years old, this age is still known in modern times as an elderly leftover girl, not to mention in the ancient times when most people married and had early childbearing, but this woman is a ruined, broken face, living like a monster of a man, when others look down on her, she can't think of any way to shut up other than by force, but just when General Mulan thought he was going to die so alone, a man suddenly appeared with a ridiculous wedding book to marry her in the door.

……

“What, you're historians? Who told you I was going to pick a wedding date... no... that's not true! ”

Frowning so loudly and coarsely, General Mulan, while putting Xiao Nan candles and Women's Day into her own home, obviously did not welcome them. Perhaps she had not been with normal people for a long time. She had no servants or relatives in this large house, except for the most basic home, which was not a place for women. Even before Women's Day knocked on the door, the general was about to take a shower, but after walking in to see a big bucket of well water and dry towels by the well, Women's Day was stunned, and then a little helpless expression appeared and mumbled to Xiaonan's candle ear,

“My mother, this woman's life is too rough... this is better than yours, just grab the well water and take a shower...”

“ ………… ”

After listening to this instant silently aside women's day, Xiao Nan candle as the object of comparison was really a little strange for a moment, but the female general in front of them obviously did not have patience to watch them mutter, and the color of the dislike on their faces was becoming more and more obvious, so after covering their mouth coughing, Xiao Nan candle dressed as a formula directly arched his hand, and then caught the corner of his mouth to learn the mouth opening of the ancient people in the TV show,

“The general's happiness is well known, and I naturally know it as a mentor, but the general's heart is not happy, which I also know...”

A pair of cleric leaders, Xiao Nan, who was also quite skilled in ancient business, a mouthful of candles is to mask the momentum. General Mulan, as a straight samurai, is naturally unable to fight.

But because the profession of Master Huang has always been prestigious, at this moment, although there are some doubts in his mind, General Mulan thought for a moment and chose to listen to the patient. After all, there was a strange thing that Master Huang had been able to change his luck in the previous dynasty. She couldn't help but try to listen to this person. But what she didn't think was that Xiao Nan's people were not just asking for money to come to the door as she thought, and after closing his eyes to get a look at the woman's festival next to him, this kind of tall man went straight forward and handed a box with a little bow to General Mulan, and then said,

“I took the liberty of coming to the door today only because the general is a relative, I would be happy to give some kind of courtesy and take no money. Although it is not heavy, it is my heart. I just hope that the general will be happy and smooth in the future. In addition, I must personally say to the general...”

Mulan: “What? ”

Xiaonan Candle/Women's Day: “Happy Women's Day!!\ (^ o ^)/~”

Mulan: "……”

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