Choosing to be a scumbag in Conan

"From the perspective of the word'coming soon', it is generally used in written language and is rarely used verbally. Look, it instantly reveals the fact that you haven't been in a relationship before! Another point is deducted."

"There is also the word'Is there any time'. It can be seen that you put yourself very low and low, like kneeling on the ground begging others to eat with you, without any confidence, and deducting points... …"

"Look, in just one sentence, three points were deducted, and none of them were deducted."

"Look at my words again. First say, "You are cute". First, I came up to explain why I asked you to eat."

"Then saying,'There is a gourmet shop after two roads", it means that I have been paying attention to you for a long time. I have a plan to invite you to dinner, not a decision made on impulse."

"Finally asked,'When will you leave work?' Not even giving her the option of rejection..."

"Most girls are very happy to be touched up. This shows that they have enough charm to be a post-dinner conversation between their best friends... Under normal circumstances, they will not refuse."

"Do you still think it is no different now?" Lin Yi said plausibly.

"Originally... so it is."

Wakamatsu Junxiu suddenly realized that after listening to these words, he felt that he was initiating, on the door to love, and opened the door squeaky!

"No... you deserve to be a lover."

Wakamatsu Junxiu admired the five-body shot, he clenched his fist and said: "After listening to your words, I don't know why, I feel that I can do it too! I will try it now!"

With that, Wakamatsu Toshihide stood up and walked to Yonehara Sakurako.

Lin Yi took a look, stretched out his hand to pull him back, and said angrily, "What should I try? I have already made an appointment with me. Would it be useful for you to ask her again?"

Ruosong Junxiu woke up like a dream, he scratched his head embarrassedly: "Yes...Yes, I forgot."

The male instinct came into play at this moment.

Ruosong Junxiu said to Lin Yi: "Then...Lin Yi, just go and tell her that the appointment is cancelled. In this case...I can go and date her."

Huh?

Are you smart?

You don’t need to teach you how to unload the donkey and kill it. You have learned it yourself.

Lin Yi felt a little funny and sighed secretly.

It is human instinct to be jealous of the wind. Once you notice that something is wrong, you subconsciously make the most correct choice.

It's a pity that instinct is just instinct after all. If you don't train and control it effectively, it will eventually be just a flash of light.

The specific performance will be sometimes effective and sometimes invalid.

Lin Yi said calmly, "Junxiu, do you think dating is equivalent to falling in love?"

"Isn't it...?" Wakamatsu Junsu frowned.

"of course not."

Lin Yi waved his hand and motioned to the other party to sit down, calm down and listen to his flicker.

"The main purpose of the so-called date is to allow both men and women to have time alone, and during this time, to get to know each other well, in order to judge whether they like each other, and whether they are willing to come out again next time. "

Seeing Ruosong Junxiu’s dumbfounded expression, Lin Yi had to explain in detail: “Then I’ll be more specific...that is, if a girl is dating you, it’s to see if you can make her feel happy and happy. , The time between two people becomes interesting."

Looking at Wakamatsu Junsu's still confused expression.

Lin Yi said bluntly: "I ask you, if you date Sakurako Yonehara, what would you chat with her during dinner?"

Lin Yi knocked on the desktop, looked at him and said, "That's it, let's demonstrate it now... Assuming I am Sakurako Yonehara, what are you going to talk to me? Huh?"

"This..." Junxiu Wakamatsu scratched his head. After thinking hard, he remembered the love strategy he found on the Internet. He replied: "Miss Yonehara, you are so beautiful today..."

"No no no no."

Lin Yi shook his head repeatedly in denial: "This won't work."

Junxiu said in a puzzled way: "Why not? This is a very popular love strategy on the Internet! Praising the woman for her beauty at the beginning can make her feel better."

"What kind of love strategy? I guess the person who wrote the love strategy is a single dog himself."

Lin Yi said disdainfully: "If you think about it, they are busy picking up girls themselves, and they will take care of the life and death of you single dogs? Will those love masters have time to write these strategies for you?"

After hearing Lin Yi's words, Ruosong Junxiu was taken aback: "Okay...it seems to be."

"You said they are so pretty today...that means they weren't pretty before?"

As an excellent barman, Lin Yi lifted the bar for him between his moves.

"No...no, I didn't mean that." Junsu Wakamatsu hurriedly explained: "Before it was beautiful, but today is even more beautiful."

"You mean this, but you didn't express it. That's your fault." Lin Yi educates in a special way.

"So..." Ruosong Junxiu hurriedly took out his mobile phone, opened the memo, and quickly took notes.

"So... what should I say?" Ruosong Junxiu asked shamelessly.

"How to say? I must say directly...'Miss Mihara, you look more beautiful today than usual'." Lin Yi said.

"Speak directly?" Ruosong Junxiu paused, and he said, "Will it be too direct?"

"Direct?" Lin Yi looked at Ruosong Junxiu with an incredible look, and said, "You date her, don't you just want to turn her into a girlfriend? Don't you want to start with her as a friend if you don't be direct?"

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Chapter 101:

After a few flicks, Lin Yi found that Ruosong Junxiu was really stupid, and he believed everything he said.

It seems that his experience in love is the exact opposite of his hordes of muscles, barren wanting to make people cry.

After drinking a sip of ice coffee to moisturize his throat, Lin Yi asked, "Junxiu, are you still a virgin now?"

Wakamatsu Junxiu blushed, lowered her head guiltily, and confessed with great difficulty: "Yes...yes. I know that someone as old as me, or a virgin...will be looked down upon."

"No, no, no."

Lin Yi shook his head. He said, "I don't mean to look down on virgins."

"On the contrary to you, I feel great respect and admiration for virgins."

"You know... as long as you have been a virgin for thirty years, you can become a magician..."

"Well, but it seems that over the years, more and more people have become magicians, and their age has begun to rise... The competition is fierce."