Choosing to be a scumbag in Conan

Choosing to Be a Scumbag in Conan Chapter 344

"Lan?"

Lin Yi doesn't have much experience in dealing with Bingjiao, only one Yoko Okino.

Therefore, he didn't know what to do, so he tried to communicate with the other party.

"What's wrong with you...?" Lin Yi tried to make his voice sound softer.

"I think... I should do something now."

Xiao Lan squeezed the can in her hand, then threw it away, and saw the can draw a beautiful arc in the air, and finally fell accurately into the trash can.

"What... do something?"

Lin Yi vaguely felt the murderous aura from Xiaolan, and he slowly put down the plastic bag.

"Because Yi you are so popular."

Xiaolan took two steps forward to Lin Yi, complaining on her face: "Look, even when you visit a park, someone will talk to you, and even give you your mobile phone number."

"I... I didn't mean it." Lin Yi stepped back and said, "It's nothing to do with me... You see, I just gave her a hand, and she took the initiative to talk to me. It happened. I don’t want this kind of thing either."

"I also know it's not your fault."

Xiaolan's pace quickened, and she said, "But, who makes you so popular with girls?"

Lin Yi's pace of retreat also speeded up: "Then you can't blame me either, can you? And, it's enough for me to have you..."

Xiaolan pressed harder step by step: "Since this is the case...then you promise me one thing."

"What's the matter?" Lin Yi asked rhetorically.

"You stop first." Xiaolan said.

"You stop first, I'll stop again." Lin Yi was very alert, he had to keep a distance from Xiaolan, worried that she would suddenly kick over.

Xiaolan pursed her mouth and said unhappily, "Do you not believe me?"

You are so fierce, and your favorability is about to exceed two thousand, how can I believe you!

Lin Yi said sternly: "It's not that you don't believe you, but that your current situation is a bit bad...Look at your fist, don't you think it is a little tight?"

"Huh? Is there?"

Xiaolan looked down at her fist, and it was indeed clenched tightly. She said embarrassedly: "You found out..."

After Lin Yi stopped first, he raised his hand to signal her to stop: "Just tell me...what do you want to do."

Xiaolan stopped cooperatively, and she said with a serious face: "I want to interrupt your limbs."

"?????"

Lin Yi felt that there was a problem with his ears. He couldn't help but confirm: "Do you want to... interrupt my limbs?"

"Yeah." Xiaolan nodded, judging from her serious expression, it didn't seem to be a joke.

However, how could anyone accept this condition!

Lin Yi just felt sweaty: "May I ask you... Why did you interrupt my limbs? Do such cruel things?"

"I don't want to do such a cruel thing."

Xiaolan was full of grievances, and she wanted to cry: "But...other than doing this, I really can't think of any other way."

".................."

Lin Yi feels painful: "Is there something that I can’t communicate well... And, what good is it for you to interrupt my limbs? Besides, I am broken. In the future, you can only do that by yourself. Moved."

"Those knights, dragon knights... can't do it anymore."

When Xiao Lan heard this, a hesitant look appeared on her face, but she soon confirmed her thoughts.

She said, "It's okay! It doesn't matter if you can't do it! I like people who are you,"

Lin Yi was a little speechless: "But after you interrupt my limbs, I won't be a complete person..."

"It doesn't matter, I don't mind. I will take care of you anyway."

Xiaolan said happily: "I really like Yi you very much. Even if you are paralyzed, I will take care of you for the rest of my life!"

Who is going to be paralyzed, bastard!

Lin Yi took a deep breath and began to adjust his emotions.

He said: "It seems we have nothing to talk about."

The smile on Xiaolan's face froze, and her mood was a little depressed: "Is it really impossible? Yi. Don't you believe that I will take care of you forever?"

"I believe."

Lin Yi nodded: "But I don't want to lie in bed for a lifetime...I have my own life too!"

"Isn't it enough to have me in your life?"

Xiaolan angrily threw her schoolbag on the ground, exerted force on her feet, and directly jumped on the spot. It was a flying kick coming up.

This shocked Lin Yi.

Can anyone in the world make a kick without a run-up?

Are you funny?

Don’t take Newton seriously, is that okay?

Don't think too much, when something unscientific, there is definitely a system in it!

Lin Yi dodged a little hastily, Xiao Lan wiped Lin Yi's clothes with her feet, and avoided dangerously.

Who knew that after Xiaolan landed, the impact of her legs was eased by bending her legs, and she turned her head back with a kick.

Facing this turning and kicking, Lin Yi blocked her with both hands and immediately grabbed her calf.

When Xiaolan saw that her calf could not be pulled back, she twisted her waist and threw her other foot towards Lin Yi's head.

Xiaolan's waist strength is particularly good, otherwise she wouldn't be able to be a female knight.

Therefore, this foot is menacing.

Lin Yi could only let go of her calves. After backing and avoiding, he rushed up to control Xiao Lan while she retracted her legs.