Choosing to be a scumbag in Conan

Public hall.

"Three wait a minute, the village chief is dealing with official duties."

Lin Yi and the three came to the public hall. After talking with the staff, the other party made a perfunctory sentence and asked them to wait.

However, this wait is an hour.

Lin Yi was okay, he was bored, he could still play around with the system, admire his attribute bar and skill bar, and when he got tired of looking at it, he would tidy up his own inventory.

Count the geometry of your own assets, as well as all kinds of messy props, what unexpected effects can be exerted.

He flipped it casually, and it really turned out a few props that he had overlooked.

[Free Perfume: After using the target, you can add a BUFF or DEBUFF randomly.

As a proper straight man, Lin Yi doesn't like perfume.

After all, he is now handsome and charming. Once he chases a girl, he doesn't need this thing to provide effective help.

Moreover, it appeared at the wrong time.

So far, the most difficult object to attack is Xiaolanyuanzi, which appeared after Xiaolanyuanzi was attacked.

After that, Lin Yi hadn't encountered a target that was too difficult, so he could handle it with his own ability.

So it has been useless.

Over time, Lin Yi forgot about it.

Now, as soon as he had time to sort it out, he turned it out.

I took out the bottle of perfume from my pocket. It was the size of a lip balm and was very convenient to hold.

Lin Yi originally wanted to spray on himself, but thinking that his luck was so horribly low, he twisted the perfume to Conan and pressed it.

hiss--

The perfume was sprinkled on Conan's body, and a word immediately popped out of Conan's head: sleepy.

Conan, who was waiting for something bored, just opened his mouth and yawned, his eyelids drooped suddenly, full of sleepiness: "Brother Lin...what did you spray on me? I...I'm so sleepy."

You Xizi immediately acted on her upper body and said vigilantly: "Is this a drug?"

"What kind of drug... just a normal air freshener. Besides, what would I do to Conan if it's drugged?"

Lin Yi said, sprayed at Conan again.

What jumped out of Conan's head this time was urgency.

"what……"

Conan suddenly felt the urge to pee, and immediately covered his sleepiness. He hurriedly clutched his crotch, and ran to smell the staff: "Excuse me...where is the bathroom?"

"there……"

Conan desperately ran toward the bathroom. When he entered the bathroom, he couldn't control it. The water dragon began to loosen. He quickly took out the guy, whether it was in the urinal or not, and opened the gate directly to release the water.

It happened that a slightly fat man came out, and Conan directly shot him in the waist.

Chapter 422:

"Ah!!! Smelly kid! What are you doing!!!"

A loud roar came from the bathroom, followed by two loud applause.

When Lin Yi and You Xizi rushed over, only Conan with two slaps on his face was left on the scene, the floor was filled with nasty urine, and an angry man!

Lin Yi and You Xizi opened their mouths when they saw the wet marks on each other's body. They wanted to say something, but they didn't know what to say.

After all... This is indeed a loss for Conan.

It is light to pee on someone and they slap him twice.

"Damn stinky kid!"

The slightly fat man gave Conan two slaps, as if he was still unsure, he wanted to punch Conan two more punches.

You Xizi hurriedly pulled Conan over and apologized again and again: "I'm sorry...Please forgive him because he is a child... Conan, quickly apologize to others."

"Yes... not right..."

These two slaps were so heavy that it made Conan talk a little uncomfortable. He lowered his head and dared not look at others: "I...I didn't mean it, I really can't hold it back."

"hateful……"

The slightly fat man looked at the two of them, weighed in his heart, and felt that he could not beat him, so he could only snorted angrily: "Look at this kid... really bad luck!"

As he said, the slightly fat man left with a grin and went to the sink, wiping the place where he was urinated with water.

Yukiko smiled bitterly and hugged Conan and left.

Lin Yi looked at the urine marks on the ground, and then at the Xpress perfume in his hand, secretly surprised: The effect of this thing is so strong...It is a strategic weapon!

After leaving the bathroom, Lin Yi didn't see them in the hallway, but the door of the nearby warehouse opened.

He walked over and saw that Xizi and Conan were both inside.

Yukiko is scolding Conan: "What's the matter with you? You are not too young anymore, and you pissed on someone else's body..."

When this happened, Conan wanted to hit the wall awkwardly and let it go!

He said in a somewhat irresistible voice: "I don't know what's going on... Suddenly the urge to urinate came up, I can't control it, I can't help it... Maybe it's this body..."

This is when Conan saw Lin Yi come in. He quickly changed the subject: "It's mine...I can't help it, just..."

Lin Yi said, "Kudo, Conan is usually quite sensible. He didn't mean it, just forget it."

You Xizi was not good at reprimanding Conan in front of Lin Yi, for fear that she would be excited and say something that shouldn't be said, so she nodded and agreed.

"Here... why is there a piano?"

Lin Yi shifted the topic to the quietly standing piano next to him.

Conan quickly took the topic, he walked over in two steps and said, "There is still a lot of dust on it..."

In order to alleviate the embarrassment, Conan opened the lid and pressed it a few times casually, making a corresponding tone.

Conan was stunned for a moment. He turned around to the two of them and said in a puzzled manner: "It's strange, why is this piano not played for so long, but the rhythm is still so accurate?"