Choosing to be a scumbag in Conan

Choosing to Be a Scumbag in Conan Chapter 517

You Xizi was startled, and quickly pushed away his hand, with a slight panic in his tone: "Can I like to buckle?"

"Like to clasp?"

Lin Yi smiled, then pointed to his lower abdomen, and said, "I think you don't have any muscles in your lower abdomen, so you dare not show your belly?"

You Xizi glanced at the other party's abdominal muscles. Although there are only six yuan, the streamlines are very beautiful, not strong, but beautiful.

Frankly speaking, this did arouse her interest, and she had the urge to reach out and pinch.

"Envy?"

Lin Yi patted his lower abdomen and said, "A real muscle... if you don't believe me, touch it."

"real or fake?"

When You Xizi saw Lin Yi actively invite herself to touch his abdominal muscles, she certainly wouldn't be embarrassed!

Besides, is it not normal for men to touch each other's muscles?

After finding an excuse for herself, You Xizi decisively reached out and touched it.

It's tough, but at the same time fleshy, the two feelings are combined with each other, and there is an indescribable comfort.

"How is it?" Lin Yi asked with a smile from the corner of his mouth.

"Okay………"

You Xizi had to admit that the other party had indeed worked hard on the body.

Just after speaking, Lin Yi suddenly reached out and squeezed her lower abdomen.

This scared Yu Xizi back and forth a few steps, looking at him warily, "What are you doing?"

"What are you doing so nervously? Isn't it just touching your belly?"

Lin Yi gave You Xizi a weird look. Only then did You Xizi realize that he was indeed a little fussy.

But this can’t be blamed on Yukiko. Unlike Belmode, she often performs tasks easily, has enough experience in changing her status, and is quite casual.

You Xizi's disguise is basically used for mischief, and there is no experience at all, and he can't do whatever he wants to change his identity.

"The belly is limp...like a girl's."

Lin Yi looked at You Xizi with contempt: "With a body like yours, if there is a violent incident in the middle of the investigation, how would you handle it? Turn around and run away?"

"I won't put myself in a dangerous situation..."

You Xizi sat down on the beach chair again, drinking this cold drink and said, "It's just to avoid before danger comes... I use my brain, not like you."

Hearing this, Lin Yi couldn't help laughing, and still laughed happily.

According to him, in the Conan theatrical version, Conan has long since gone from the suspense movie to the action movie, and never returns.

Skateboarding fancy drag racing, from heaven to earth, omnipotent, only Conan has a skateboard, he is invincible.

In addition to skateboarding, what other helmets shoot down helicopters, football and satellites.

Lin Yi was too lazy to complain.

"Why are you laughing?"

You Xizi looked at Lin Yi smiling so happily, and asked aloud, "What's so funny?"

"Some old things don't need to be mentioned."

Lin Yi took a sip of a cold drink and changed his mood. He stretched out, then put on his sunglasses, and said, "Ah...it is really a good day today, the sun is just right, the sea breeze is pleasant, and the beach is There are not many people... It's so comfortable."

As he said, he put his hands under his head, with a pleasant expression on his face.

Lin Yi's emotion, You Xizi also thinks so.

Today is indeed a good day... She also wanted to lie down on a beach chair, enjoy the blue sky and white clouds, and take a nice nap.

But she cannot do this.

Because once you lie down, the thin beach clothes can't conceal her oppa at all.

Although she changed into the smallest corset, but the corset is not a hidden corset, there is no way to hide it.

This makes You Xizi a little depressed.

"Oh...Kudo, look. There are a few beautiful women over there."

Lin Yi greeted You Xizi with enthusiasm for the girl who was playing around in twos and threes.

When You Xizi glanced at them, she suddenly curled her lips, disagreeing with what Lin Yi said.

She said: "They can only say they are pretty...not beautiful at all."

"Oh?" Lin Yi glanced at You Xizi and smiled: "Then you say, why can't they be called beautiful women?"

Without Conan’s restraint, Yu Xizi is not at all polite. She said: "Those girls only have a beauty of six or seven points, and they put on makeup, so they look better... Look at the powder on their faces. It weighs three catties."

"If you wipe off the powder, it will definitely be pimples or acne! I bet they definitely stay up late and drink alcohol!"

"True beauties must work hard on their bodies. Looking at their figures, they have nothing to do with slimness. Either they are too thin or fat."

"At first glance, I know that it was obtained through diet, not through yoga exercise... If you take them to the hospital for an examination, they will definitely be sick!"

"Look at their course of action again, and choose to walk close to men who are better in shape, and you know they are peeking at men... Either they don’t have a boyfriend, or they just want to come on this journey An affair."

"The two words "beauties" don't match them at all...the green tea bitch."

You Xizi devalued them for nothing.

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After listening to You Xizi's comments, Lin Yi couldn't help but nodded.

He is no longer a newcomer, but a master of love who has experienced many wars.

I know that what Yu Xizi said is right.

Don't look at all the Japanese girls who are pretty and cute, but they are actually just their looks after the makeup.

Once you remove your makeup or play in the bathroom, you will be frightened if you show their true faces.

Secondly, the argument she put forward on the body is equally correct.