Civilization Game

A man shed three tears in his life.

When I was born.

When my parents died.

And last but not least, when I walked in.

"Ooh, ooh, ooh! Finally!" ’

Rod has entered the barren zone. A line of tears poured down my cheek. How can I express this emotion in a language? Even though I was born a man and made the best achievements, it was no exaggeration.

The bathhouse was bigger and wider than I thought. Full of white foam seemed like a fresh place to live. It was a natural hot spring drawn from Abyss' groundwater.

However, Lord's palpitations soon cooled down.

“…… oh, come on, there's no one. ”

Lord speaks in a voice unwittingly disappointed. Unibell tilts his head as if it were strange.

“Yes? Why? It's nice to be able to use it widely if no one is around. ”

“…… I see. Haha.”

Lord sighs deeply when Unibell is not looking. All I've ever seen is the naked body of a poor little boy.

However, after soaking myself in a hot bath, I felt a little disappointed. The hot water flew away neatly due to fatigue and stress.

“Lice! Do you want me to do your hair? ”

Unibell rolls his silver hair around his back. When they were talking about Dorado, it was popular outside.

“... Tsk! It's nice to be alone, but someone's coming. ”

Unibell grunts, and Lord's head twitches.

"Oh! Will women finally meet my fantasies?" ’

Unibell's eyes widen as she sees Rod's anticipated expression.

“…… Lice. You're acting a little weird today. ”

“Oh, I couldn't sleep. ”

Lord looks around and focuses his nerves on the sound in the dressing room.

Sabzac Sabzac thumps as his heart bursts with the sound of women's clothes.

Sweet.

You finally hear the door to the bathhouse open.

“Oh, there's someone. ”

Through the steam, two men entered the bathtub.

One side with pink hair that flows like waves, and darker cherry-colored eyes. Soft face, fresh smile, and an eloquent voice. She was a woman with a lot of factors that many young men would consider ideal.

If this one was cute, the other one was gloriously beautiful. He was waving his pointed ears, his resplendent emerald eyes, and his rich blonde hair all the way down to his buttocks, symbolizing an elf in the forest. On top of that... it was a very glamorous figure.

Oh, my God! ’

Rod had to snap his nose urgently. Are you sure you're the same species as Unibelle since you left her? Oh, and Bonnie was an Elf.

I've always looked forward to seeing Tia's body, but I never thought that day would be today. When I saw it, I was appalled as if I were looking at a great work of art. How amazing it can be to be a human body!

“Oh, Unibel! Beatrice!”

“Were you both here? ”

They greet each other warmly and sit around in the bathtub. Unibell glances at Tia's specific body parts as if she cares. Then he bows his head and looks at himself.

‘... Ah, don't do that. Poor girl.If a stork tries to follow a stork, it only hurts his heart. ’

Lord gives you a sad look.

“... Then why are you two together? ”

Unibelle asks, because it is a combination of daylight lines.

“Oh, actually, I'm being taught by my teacher these days. ”

Roseanne smiles shyly.

“…… Giant Oil Elf Master? Are you trying to learn a lesson? ”

“No, music. Your songs are amazing! ”

Hearing that, Unibell narrows her eyes and looks at Tia with a dazzling glance.

“A song? Huh. There's something I need to learn from him. ”

“Hmph, singing is one of the few things she boasts about. ”

Tia opens her chest with her arms on the outside of the bath. Rod's face turns red, but fortunately, he doesn't notice.

“I remember when the princess came to the Root Ground to take the Mainland. At that time, she was teaching a song to the village children, and the prince looked ecstatic when he saw her. ”

Unibell flinches.

“Oh, by the way, I was similar too! ”

Roseanne helped.

“Lord has called me and the elders to prove my innocence after taking over the city. So I sang a song. ”

Unibell frowns as she listens to the story.

“…… What do you mean? Why are you singing when Panda wants you to prove your innocence? ”

“Oh, by the way! At that time, Lord Rhodes clapped with a very satisfied face and looked at me with a strange look. After that, he invited the other bards to play! ”

“Interesting. Apparently, the Prince is attracted to a good singer. ”

His professor and disciple smiled, describing the face of Lord who was in love with the song.

At that moment, unibelle suddenly woke up feeling isolated.

“I, too, am good at singing! ”

Because of the naked girl who woke up straight with a sudden splash of water, Lord had to put up with excessive blood again.

‘…… oh, my god! ’

Even Unibelle couldn't stand the sight of her skin. The rod barely calms the nosebleeds from bursting.

"But Unibell's singing? ’

Unibell's words almost seem to be an outburst of lies, but positive Princess Roseanne's eyes sparkle purely.

“Oh my, oh my, really? There's nothing unibell can't do! Do you mind if I sing a song? It's the bathhouse, so you can hear it. ”

“Mmmm.”

Unibell raised her voice and really started singing.

Under the stars.

We dance, we dance.

Under the stars.

We all dance round.

Unibell finished singing. The bath was quiet for a moment.

“…… what song is that? ”

Rod smiles and asks. I sing cute well, but the tune is a little...

“The sorcery school professor I went to. ”

Unibell scratches his cheek shyly and replies.

‘...... I asked you to sing, but you're the only one who can sing. And why is the teacher like that? The principal doesn't know his name! ’

Roseanne was also smiling awkwardly, but unlike the two of them, Tia listened to the song with a serious look.

“I still don't have a voice. ”

She was an unprecedented judge.

“His voice is half airborne. ”

“What are you talking about! ”

“And the exact evidence of bad speech is frowning. Finance officer frowned the most today. ”

“…… Yay! And who are you to judge my songs? ”

Tia chuckles.

“Did you question her qualifications? Then I'll draw you a song! ”

In saying so, Tia rises from the bath.

‘... Cough! ’

Tia's naked body, without a thread of yarn, was revealed in front of Lord's eyes without notice and unequivocally. I felt a sudden rush of blood rushing to my nose. Lord tried to block his nose, but his nose fits faster than that! It starts pouring out.

“Gaaaaaah!”

“Lee, it's Lice! ”

“Master! What's the matter? ”

‘... Ah, you can die. ’

Lord thinks that and is momentarily unconscious. Then the road becomes blurry and has a floating feeling.

After a while.

“…… Ugh, my head. ”

Lord looks forward, awake. The three women stared at themselves in horror.

Lord looks down at his body.

You're back, too. ’

“Gaaaahhhhhhhh!”

A scream sounds like someone's going to explode first.

“Panda, why are you here? ”

Unibell, who screamed louder than anyone else, covers his chest with both arms. His feet are pushing Rod's face off.

“Whoa! Hey, wait a minute! That's more like it! ”

“I hate it! You pervert! Get out!”

Excited Unibell summons the Magic Ammo with one hand and starts scattering. Bam! Bam! The bathtub begins to collapse, shaken by the bombing.

"It's an appetite!"

In the meantime, Roseanne stands up, her eyes glowing.

“Your Majesty, please let me...! ”

“You crazy bitch! You sit down! ”

As Unibell throws one of the bullets, Roseanne falls to her knees, covering her head with her arms. Phew! Phew! The magical explosion is raging.

“Wait a minute, Unibel! I'm going to destroy them all!”

“Don't look over here! ”

“Ouch! Do you want to keep on kicking? There's nothing to see the most... ”

“Die!”

“Whoa!”

*

At the moment of incision just prior to the anesthesia injection, Beatrice's body returned to its original state. For some reason, she was naked and wet. Harbert, who was about to give the shot, retreats in a panic.

“The Master has returned! ”

“Uh, uh, what do I do? Warden?"

The scientists noticed something was wrong and started shivering. Noble Beatrice. Cute as a second, but legendary as an assassin in Abyss.

Harvard says, swallowing his saliva.

“Mo, I'm back, but my hands and feet are tied... somehow...! ”

Fearfully, Beatrice emerges from the experiment table with her spirit and ability.

“Heeheeheeheeheeheehee!”

“We're screwed!”

Scientists hugged each other and slammed their teeth together.

“…… Warden. Wouldn't it be better if we all came together? ”

“Don't be crazy, Doctor. ”

Looking back, he turns his head and makes a smiling face.

“… ha, hahahaha! You're back, Master! Now, a decent girl shouldn't be doing that. ”

Harbert quickly takes off his robe and hands it to her. She covers herself with an expressionless face. The sleeves fluttering like a daughter in daddy's clothes were cute. Harbert smiles again, a little relaxed.

“I think there's been a misunderstanding, Master! The exit is over there... ”

At that moment, a sinister look pierced Harvard's eyes between her wet hair.

Heeeeek! He's going to die! ’

Based on his survival instincts, Harvard quickly fell to the ground. Harvard notices the rest of the scientists, and they do the same.

“Ha, ha, ha! No, I hope you'll forgive me! It was never intentional! There are so many delicious cookies in the lab. Where are they? ”

“…… with the authority of the Assassin Master,”

Her gray magic begins to howl.

“We are shutting down this research facility. ”

“W-well, stop it! ”

“Warden! Move! ”

And since that day, Harvard has lost half of its annual budget to rebuild a collapsed underground lab.

-end.

*

“... Ah, that's too much. It's too much.”

Lord and the Gazins are still coming out. Lord rubs his puffy face.

“Is it okay to kick people and throw bombs at them? ”

“Shi, shut up! A man gets in the way, he gets in the way! ”

Unibell grunts with his arms closed.

“But Lord, How did you suddenly show up at the bathhouse? ”

“That's what the Mainlander wondered. ”

After Roseanne and Tia are buried, Lord quickly rolls his head in an excuse. But the answer came from Unibell's side first.

“Hmph. I bet Bonamana Rice asked me to switch places with her. Lice said yes because she couldn't refuse another panda request. ”

“…… hmm. Yeah, something like that. ”

I was the Beatrice who got undressed like you in the first place. "If I told you the truth, I was really likely to be beaten to death, so Lord decided to surround me that much.

“I'm going to tell Eve everything today! ”

Lord, who was bewildered by Unibell's ambition, put his hands together and said:

“Please bear with that. Huh?”

“I saw you do it. ”

Unibelle smiles like a fox in her mouth. Oh, my God, I've got a weakness. I don't know what else to ask....

“Your Highness.”

“Yes, Tia. ”

“Since it's been so long, I must ask, what was her body like? ”

“... Cough! ”

Lord drenches his face red. In his mind, at the last moment, Tia's naked body regenerated like a video. Lord became as moved as a clergyman who had witnessed a quick devotion.

“I don't know if you'll excuse me if I use this expression... … but it was as amazing as looking at a piece of art. ”

Tia smiles satisfactorily.

“If the prince says so, you will not be offended. ”

“…… Ah, Tia! ”

Rod decides for a moment to run into her and put her in her heart. What a beautiful body and heart!

“Hey, ask that guy something like that! ”

Unibell also walked the tackle, but Tia smiles relaxed and replies.

“Since I'm going to show my body, I have to take this compliment. Isn't Mount Sujita right? ”

“... Ugh, huh? ”

Khh! Lord is amazed. As expected of our military. You have a different mind.

“And she showed the princess even more than this. Naked.”

“Tsk!”

Roseanne covers her burning face with her palms. Unibell's gaze shifted towards the road.

“Panda! What are you talking about? ”

“…… Tia is trying to make fun of you. Don't react. ”

Tia would have mentioned fairy status. The four men chatted and arrived at the front of the palace.

Unibelle pulls the cuff of the rod, her worried expression drastically diminishing her speech on the way back.

“Why?”

Unibell hesitates and opens his mouth as he rubs his red face.

“…… hey, that. How was it?”

“… what? ”

“Well, what the hell! My body! ”

Lord Poehat laughs. Then he stroked her head and replied.

“Cute.”

“???! ”

Her face turns red with humiliation. Did I say something wrong? A magic bullet appeared between Unibell's fingers before Lord could say anything.

“Let's live after you die today! ”

“Well, are you going to throw that again? Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey!”

Roseanne smiles shyly.

“That's too much. Lord's fault this time. ”

“Well, I see. I can't even cover her. ”

Tia nods. They enter the palace, and Lord and Unibell play hide-and-seek in the garden.

“If you get caught, you're dead! ”

Phew! Phew! A red explosion cradles the sky above the garden.

-Real end.