Civilization Game

The first to be judged was Tia.

“Here's a ramen made by the Mainlander. ”

On the table surrounded by Rod, Chielo and Beatrice, Tia placed a plate that was gracefully supported by one hand.

“Oh, this...! ”

“Is that tomato sauce pasta? ”

Rod and Chielo, who made those comments, looked at each other.

“But instead of ramen... ”

“Hahaha, it's a little different. ”

“Ah, is it different from what you think? But it's guaranteed, so try it. ”

Tia says confidently. Chielo looked into Zec Lord's eyes.

“Then Rod is the adult first.... ”

“... You already put your fork on a plate... Try it." ”

“Hehe, shall I? ”

I wrapped up some pasta with a fork as if Chielo was waiting for me. Then, with one hand, he gracefully ate his mouth, propping up hair slightly.

“What do you think?”

Lord says, swallowing his saliva. Chiello lets out a hiss as he stabs himself.

“Hmmm! It's so good! It's the same flavor I used to eat out there! ”

Tia nods as if the delicious is natural. The rest of the shamans look nervous before her propaganda. I couldn't stand Lord, so I picked up a fork.

“Let's eat, too. It's Bear.”

“Yes, my lord! ”

Lord also rolled the pasta cotton into his mouth with a fork. The sweet and sour tomato sauce tasted great. At the same time, there was something chewed up other than cotton.

“There's meat in it. Miss Ball Pasta?”

“Yes, Your Highness. ”

“What kind of meat? ”

When Chielo asks, Tia crosses her arms with her confident face.

“The testicles of Hobgoblin. ”

“Uweeeeeek!”

Rod, who was just eating another bite, spat out the contents on the floor, causing a violent seizure. Chielo also blushed her face and frowned quietly.

“Hobgoblin's testicles are a bit tougher, but you can feel the chewy texture all you want. What's wrong with everyone? ”

Lord recalls a chunky Hopgobble he had seen before in Aruges.

... How could he be so small? At that moment, Lord Lord felt nauseous again as he imagined that piece of meat hanging between his crotch.

The two of them declared not to eat, but Beatrice was the only one who couldn't concentrate on eating the crappy pasta. She grits her cheeks and asks.

“Yummy, yummy. What's wrong with you?”

“…… it's better if you just don't know. ”

After Tia's turn, it was Unibell's next. As she approaches with the plate, she gives Tia a fabulous smile.

“Idiot, what is testicles in food? Testicles! You're the one who used weird ingredients that didn't care about the people who ate because you were obsessed with the taste! ”

“... Hehe. ”

In her sleep, Tia swallows her brooding face.

“Some say good food looks good too! Take my ramen! ”

Unibell's plate, which started with a rowdy opening, was on the table.

“Chocolate is the name! ”

“ ……. ”

Lord suspects the snow. Once cooked in cotton, it was coated in something crusty, red brown.

This must have been chocolate. Above the cotton covered with chocolate was a whole cookie, and besides that, I felt like I had just smashed into snacks that could be found in the kitchen such as almonds, blueberries, and egg candy.

“Brother Rod. ”

“Yes.”

“It's like……. ”

“Stop, don't talk anymore. ”

The thickness of the chocolate dough remained, so this dish was reminiscent of various contents that were under-digested on the sides. Unibel said with her own mouth that good food looks good, but this was the worst visual.

“…… Unibel. ”

“Yes! What do you think? What do you think?”

She looks at the road with anticipated gleaming eyes.

“Get out there and put your hands up. ”

“Oh, why! ”

She screams.

“... Playing with food, you're from Abyss! Have you forgotten all those years of starvation? ”

“I'm not kidding! I made it serious!”

She folds her arms, blushing her face.

“Well, and try it and say it! It tastes so good!”

“... Knng. ”

Unlike when Tia first enjoyed pasta, Lord and Chielo posed a fork in a somewhat reserved gesture. To be honest, I really didn't want to eat.

Between the two of you hesitating, Beatrice was eating delicious chocolates in her mouth.

“Yummy!”

“Right? Look!”

‘That's what you're going to eat. ’

Lord sighed and tasted chocolate ramen.

“…… just the way I imagined it. ”

“I see.”

In a word, I just felt like eating chocolate cotton. I also chewed up what I thought was a snack in the middle. Chielo shredded her cotton and made a tearful face.

“Ahhhh, I was expecting ramen. What a surprise! Rod, I want to go home! ”

“No. ”

Lord said with a cruel smile.

“Why! It's ramen for Rod's men! ”

“We are a common destiny until we've tasted every ramen since we sat at the table. ”

“That's too much!”

I can't die alone. It was a mind.

It was Roseanne's turn next.

“Eat this! This is my masterpiece! ”

Roseanne puts down her plate. Her cooking was very simple to look at. It was just raw noodles on a white plate, decorated with bay leaf, etc.

“... What else could this be? ”

Lord looks at Roseanne with suspicious eyes and asks.

“The name of the dish is Soprano Dramatico Ramen! ”

“… I don't know more about that. ”

“Let's try it first. Brother, at least chocolate would be better. ”

What's wrong with chocolate ramen back there? ’I heard Unibell complaining, but Lord lifted the side with a fork, ignoring it neatly. Ding Ling! I heard music.

“…… Huh? What the hell are you talking about? ”

“Rose?”

The two of them look back at Roseanne, but she is not holding a lute. I was just smiling, my hands clasped under my belly button.

“Where did you hear that.... Ugh!”

You hear another sound as the road shifts. Yes, the sound was coming from the side.

“Like a musician, I've made dishes that make your ears happy! My talent is to make music on the side of pasta! ”

It turned out that there was a slight but bluish trace of magical power left on the noodles. Every time the side moves, this thin magical film vibrates and makes a sound.

“…… the idea itself looks good. ”

As the rod folded the face, the face tangled and slammed together, several sounds burst out simultaneously to form dissonance.

The noise pierces the ear endlessly until the moment the rod straightens its face and raises it to its mouth.

“Aaaah! What the hell! I can't eat because it's noisy! ”

Lord grunts annoyingly as he forks. Cheello and Beatrice cooked alongside them, and their creepy noises resounded.

“…… Ah-ha-ha. This isn't it. ”

Roseanne smiles shyly and looks out the window, avoiding everyone's gaze.

“Oh, put it down! I'm so noisy!”

Unibell claps his ears and shouts. After all, Roseanne's tasting was frustrated before she could eat.

“Ahhhh... ”

The rod falls to the table while the plate is removed. The hearts of the pretenders who wanted to make ramen were thankful and peculiar, but they were accumulating only fatigue while eating ramen that was not the same. Chielo kept asking me to send her home.

“It's the girl's turn this time. ”

‘… You're the last one. ’

Lord thinks. Perhaps Abyss' mistresses are a concept of not being able to cook, but Clychet is best suited for "perfect in all respects, but clumsy noblewoman." So I was more anxious.

“I don't know if it's far from the ramen you mentioned, but this is the only noodle you can make with a girl's poor skills..." ”

“… Huh? ”

“My name is Kong-soo. ”

It was the first food with soup. In a neat black soup bowl, a white soup of white color and a cucumber and droplet tomato on the cotton was modestly named. It was short-sighted but quite visual.

“Is that the noodle soup I know? ”

“…… not ramen, but it looks delicious! ”

“I'm hungry!”

Three people voluntarily picked up the dishes. The Bible approached the table and began to explain politely.

“I bought noodles in a bean-ground country. I put pinenuts, walnuts and sesame seeds in the beans, and I added a little bit of milk. The girl bought a fresh liver because she doesn't like irritating food, but it would suit her.... ”

“Huff, puff, yummy! ”

Rod takes a bite and screams, his eyes flashing.

“The soup is too hot and bland! Clean aftertaste without smelling beans! Keep going in your mouth! ”

“Yummy!”

Chielo and Beatrice said one thing.

The three of them slaughtered their fair share of bean noodles. Then I closed my eyes and opened my waist as if I were leaving something behind. I felt like I was clearing my mind because of a healthy taste.

“… did you get hit in the mouth……. ”

“Excellent, Vival! ”

Lord raises his thumb.

“That's the best noodles on a unanimous basis. How's Bea? ”

“I had the best chocolate! ”

“... Ugh. ”

That was two votes for soybean noodles, one for chocolate, one for hobgoblin testicular pasta, and one for soprano dramatico.

“Winner wins! ”

Lord has declared. Everyone applauds and congratulates in a cheerful mood.

“Thanks anyway. It was a pleasant evening meal.”

“Thank you for your hospitality! Sisters!”

Unibell smiles and looks at Tia as she feels relieved that it's over.

“Huh, what do you think? But I won, right? ”

“... Bae, she can't believe the results... Khh. ”

Tia stands with her hands against the wall in a corner. I never imagined I wouldn't get a vote.

Immediately, the maids came in, cleared out the dishes, and brought dessert. The swindlers had a light cup of tea and talked behind their backs.

“Too bad you didn't eat the real ramen after all. ”

Chielo said.

“Hey, panda! What the hell is ramen? ”

“A dish that is fried in oil and blown into a spicy soup with dried flour cotton. ”

“What, it wasn't sweet, it was spicy? ”

“…… chocolate-covered sweet cotton dishes are probably nowhere in the universe. ”

At that moment, Tia, who was discouraged, raised her head.

“What about flour in spicy soup? It's not that hard! The Maine will challenge you to a restoration tomorrow! ”

He looks up at Lord with an uneasy look in his eyes.

“... I'd love to, Tia. You're not gonna take out the Hobgoblin testicles, are you? ”

“What are you talking about? The testicles are the most important point, Your Highness. ”

“No! Why are you so obsessed with testicles?! ”

“Panda, you lunatic! Testicles from before! Stop flirting with his testicles! Shame on you!"

“Uni! What's a testicle? ”

“… Huh? Ah, ah! That's... that's... a man's.... ”

“To that end, we are subject to censorship. ”

“What are you talking about! ”

- End.

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T Stone/Chocolate meat blah blah blah Do you have any Bear flavor...?!

- Schmerzs. - Right. It's absorbing more and more power, and it has all these different characteristics of the continent.

Nialla Totep/Whiplash

Eun-ajun, that's the right answer. But I did a little healing with the last bean noodles.

Thank you, Nearthals.

dlstka/total difficulty!

Good to see Loricom MK/Notes! I sent you an answer, and Roseanne's cooking is just raw and sour.

- It hurt. - It's lament! I like it personally, but I think biblicism is a healthy, clean noodle soup.

- Lydun. - Goodbye, Lord.

TNTN12/Yes...? Who's gonna die?

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@ Bug/Merchant fans ㅋ ㅋ Gocindol Three Country is a good idea?

@ BLUE fish/ㅋㅋㅋ Did you post such a post? Chocolate would be hell.

Even when @ Altenia/material is depleted, you don't give up the monumental critique (...)

@ Karla/I want to organize, but I still have a lot of settings left... You can think of a Tier 4 unique era as closely related to the title of each era (xxx country of music)! Each country's final technology has a lot of rocking technologies. I'd like to get this straight.

@... (-1).../I can't believe Tia's testicles taste good! Say it again!

@ Norelong/Music dough true story blah blah blah And tomato pasta had a trap blah blah blah

@ Reading whales/holes! Hollow!