Comprehension beginners with 4.6 billion years of cultivation

A Comprehension Beginner with 4.6 Billion Years of Cultivation Chapter 273

Xiaoyi interrupted him with a grin: "Do you want to soak me?"

Junior Brother Li was immediately embarrassed. Generally speaking, when a man greets a woman he doesn’t know, he wants to confuse her. It’s just fine for this kind of thing to be tacit, but the woman points it out, and the man. It's hard to answer.

If you answer: "Yes, I'm here to soak you." You will seem very frivolous.

If you answer: "No!" What are you doing here?

Junior Brother Li was embarrassed by this question. Fortunately, he is also a person who often soaks girls. He is quite eager to soak girls. After a brief moment of embarrassment, his face instantly returned to normal, and he smiled handsomely and said: "Slim lady , The gentleman is so good!"

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Junior Brother Li’s answer is very spiritual. He is equivalent to admitting that he is here to make a girl, but he speaks very elegantly. He does not appear to be frivolous, but also that he is knowledgeable. This is that only handsome guys in anime Knowing the unique skills, generally as the protagonist of the dead house or the warm man, they will not be able to do this trick.

The dead house or warm actor in Fusang’s traditional anime is usually split by a girl’s awkward words, either running away, or blushing and heartbeat.Only the second man in the anime, handsome and supporting role, can deal with the girl perfectly.

This is the tradition of Fuso Animation!

However, this tradition has woven a lie, that is, Nuan Men and Dead House are easy to soak in sisters. In reality, it is easier to soak up with sisters like Junior Brother Li.

Junior Brother Li also admired his eagerness, he even thought to himself: I am so handsome, so smart, and this woman looks so easy to use, I will definitely succeed this time, hehehe.

When he was thinking of this, he heard Xiao Yi laugh "puff ha ha ha ha", laughing forward and backward, looking like he couldn't stand him.

Junior Brother Li sweats: Huh?What did she laugh at me?I answered so well.

The little one: "Although I don’t know you, but I know it when I look at it. You are the type who is very carefree and tells lies about women. If you deceive one, you will be ruthlessly abandoned. Go and lie to the next one."

Junior Brother Li sweats profusely: I wiped it, this woman is so powerful, she can see through my nature.

However, thinking like this in his heart, he couldn't admit it on the surface. He put on a serious face and said: "Girl, you are wrong. You can't just think that I'm bothered just because I'm handsome. Opinion itself is a kind of prejudice. Although I am good-looking, I am very dedicated to women, and I am definitely not the kind of scumbag with a close mouth and sword.

"Punch!" Zeng Jing next to her couldn't help but laughed.

Xiao Yibai glanced at Zeng Jing, obviously to blame him for laughing, she hadn't played enough yet.Fortunately, Zeng Jing’s laugh was not exposed. Junior Brother Li still didn’t know that Xiao Yi was playing with him. He still put on a serious face and said, "Brother Zeng, your smile is irrational. I’m talking here. A girl said serious things, but you came to laugh at me. If you laugh like this, it will make her misunderstand it."

Zeng Jing said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, when Senior Brother Li talked about his character, my smile was really not good. It was my fault. I can't use my smile to destroy your image in her heart. I am very sorry for this, and deeply regret that, I will definitely control my mouth next, unless I can't help it, I will never laugh."

Junior Brother Li: "..."

I always feel that this guy speaks weirdly, what's the blame?

Junior Brother Li was at a loss.

He turned to Xiaoyi again and put on a handsome and serious expression: "I am serious about girls. Just give us a little more time, and you will find my many advantages."

Little one: "Including but not limited to opening your eyes and talking nonsense, right?"

Junior Brother Li said, "The girl laughed."

He had just finished saying these words, and suddenly realized that the woman in front of him began to deform, her face became round, her eyes became smaller, and in a blink of an eye, she became a lovely girl with a small round face.

Junior Brother Li didn't know it, but was shocked when he saw it. Isn't this the Junior Sister Xie he was looking for?This girl stupidly believed that he was a dedicated man, and she was almost cheated by him. How could this woman suddenly become Senior Sister Xie?

Xiaoyi smiled and said, "Brother Li, you are so kind to me."

Junior Brother Li: "!!!"

The voice, the tone, and the small movements and expressions of this speech are all the same as Junior Sister Xie.If he hadn't seen Xiao Yi transform in front of him, he would have mistaken the girl in front of him as Junior Sister Xie.

He was taken aback and took a half step back.

Suddenly, she realized that the woman in front of her had begun to change again. In a blink of an eye, she turned into a melon face, long legs, and a tall and thin girl.

Junior Brother Li ate another catty, isn't the woman in front of him Senior Sister Zhou?Half a month ago, he promised Sister Zhou that he would marry her. Sister Zhou didn’t think about it. Later, she was exposed by Sister Chenghua. Sister Zhou realized that he was lying to her. She slapped him angrily. I ignored him.

This...why did this woman become Senior Sister Zhou again?

How did she know these things?

Junior Brother Li was so frightened that he took two steps back.

I saw the woman in front of me began to change constantly, and then turned into Qingcheng City Flower, then into Junior Sister Zhang, and then into Senior Sister Wang...Senior Brother Li sent the limited female disciples in Qingcheng She changed all the women who had been teased.

Junior Brother Li sweats profusely: "Don't... don't change anymore, how do you know these people?"

Xiaoyi giggled: "People are doing it, and the sky is watching. You can't control how I knew it. Anyway, I just know that you are so embarrassed to tell me what a fair lady, what a gentleman is so good, you don’t Look, are you a gentleman? And I, I also know that I am not a lady! What pretend to be in front of me."

Zeng Jing next to him: "Pump! Sorry, I can't help it anymore."

Junior Brother Li snorted, retreated, returned to the house, and never dared to open the door again.

The young man pointed his middle finger at the door of his room and hummed: "Trash, dare to soak my mother."

Zeng Jing smiled and said, "If you don't know his character, would you be tricked by him?"

Xiaoyi was happy: "How is it possible? Do you think I am the type who is easy to be sold by men and counts the money?"

Zeng Jing was also happy: "That's true, you are like the type of selling a man and asking the man to count the money for you."

After saying this, the two laughed together.

After smiling, Xiaoyi put on a sad face again: "But I planted here with you, and I planted it very thoroughly. I now understand that the last thing was all arranged by you behind the scenes, and you pushed it to The real fox, but I know, the real fox is..."

Before she finished speaking, Zeng Jing interrupted her: "Don't say it, it's good if you know it, it won't be good to say it."

"Well, well, I won't talk about the key points, I'll just spit out the head office?" The little one: "You guy is too bad, I think I can deal with other men, only you, I am afraid it is you I sold me, and I’m still counting the money for you. You guy is a typical old social fritters."

Zeng Jing laughed loudly: "There is a key point in what you said wrong. For a good-looking woman like you, I am reluctant to sell it, but if someone else is selling it, I will buy one!"

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The young couple made a gesture of contempt at Zeng Jing, then stopped talking with him, and lay down comfortably on the stone chair. The woman's skirt was open, and when she lay down, the skirt drooped and exposed A nice leg.

Zeng Jing watched with a smile, anyway.

At this time, Hua Yu also came out of the house, walked to a stone chair beside Zeng Jing, and sat down.He didn't speak, just sat in silence.

She is also very beautiful, and it is a completely different beauty from Xiaoyi, quiet, but heroic, in simple terms, it is very cool, this kind of cool woman is actually very attractive to men.

There are two more male disciples from the Qingcheng faction who are a little bit ready to come over.

Although Hua Yu didn't like to talk, she was not stupid. Seeing two Qingcheng disciples who seemed to want to come over to talk to each other, she suddenly stretched out her hand, took Zeng Jing's arm, got close to Zeng Jing, and deliberately put her mouth together. Zeng Jing's ear whispered: "I pretend to talk to you affectionately."

Zeng Jingle said: "Oh, you can do this trick? I thought you wouldn't know it."

Hua Yu said: "This is a woman's racial talent skill."

Zeng Jing smiled and said, "Okay!"