Comprehension beginners with 4.6 billion years of cultivation

Zeng Jing smiled and said, "Let's see, it makes your mother dizzy."

Zhu Youxiao shrugged her shoulders: "Anyway, I used to be so angry with her before. I used to be a carpenter in the palace, and she came to overthrow my carpentry booth and smash the carpentry stuff I made... Not only was she dizzy, I was also dizzy. Anyway, I quarreled with her many times. The last time I fled to Shuzhong, it was also to hide from my mom. My dad didn't have time to take care of me anyway."

"So that's the case." Zeng Jing spread her hands: "Although I feel sorry for the parents of the world, sometimes the requirements that parents make to their children are really what they are...I only pay attention to what is'correct principle' and'appropriate reasoning'. , "The way to make money", but forget the child's personality and soul appeal, and don't understand the child's spiritual needs. Oh, it's hard to do."

"I don't care if it is difficult for you, anyway, you promised to help me." Zhu You smiled.

Zeng Jing said in a strange way: "Huh? How do you feel that your words are a bit delicate and unreasonable. I used to talk to me like this, obviously I want to show facts and reason. Now what is the picture? "I have restored women's clothing, so I also have the privilege of being a woman."

Zhu Youxiao squinted: "Yes, I'm back to women's clothing now. I am a woman. I babbled at men. Is there any problem? Anyway, Ji Menghan often asks you, and you agree, even the Qingcheng city. Hua came to ask you for help, and you did not miss it. What's wrong with my request now?"

"Wow, it's awesome. After the showdown, the words have become louder." Zeng Jing smiled and said, "Well, if that's the case, then I will have a showdown."

After saying this, Zeng Jing suddenly took a step forward, grabbed Zhu Youxiao's waist, and hugged her in her arms.

The distance between the two of them has become zero distance by brushing the ground!

Zhu Youxiao was shocked: "What's the situation? Why do you suddenly do this to me?"

Zeng Jing said with a smile: "Are you a woman, now that the privileges of a woman can begin to be enjoyed, do you also fulfill the obligations of a woman? Come on, let the master have a good time."

Chapter 415

Zhu Youxiao sweats profusely: "Smelly hooligan, let me go."

Zeng Jing: "Don't let it go!"

"Come here!" Zhu Youxiao yelled: "Someone is indecent assault on the emperor in the palace."

I saw a large group of armed maids and eunuchs rushing in outside the garden, and the whole garden was crowded in an instant. Everyone had their weapons out of their sheaths, and they looked at Zhu Youxiao with a serious face. Zeng Jing in her arms.

Zeng Jing: "Wow, it's scary. You called so many people with this voice? Could it be that you had already slapped hundreds of swordsmen before you came to see me, am I such a dangerous person?"

Zhu You smiled and said: "It's quite dangerous, you see, my current situation, doesn't it explain your danger? It shows that it is very reasonable for me to prepare early. If you try to be honest with me, I will yell again. Voice, there are more people killing in. I advise you to rein in the precipice now, we can still speak well."

Zeng Jing: "That's it! I tell you that if the average female emperor is so indecent as a man, she has already ordered the murder and will not persuade the other party to rein in the precipice. Therefore, you are so calm and reasoned with me. Also persuade me to rein in the precipice, your ambushing swordsman heard it, and the intention to fight on the spot disappeared."

"Huh?" Zhu Youxiao turned his head and took a look. The hundreds of eunuchs and armed court ladies who had just rushed in aggressively looked like they were trying to fight Zeng Jing, but they heard Zhu Youxiao's expression calmly. Then, the momentum is really gone.

The desperate posture is gone, the eyes are softened, and some people are even laughing...

The thirty-two father-in-law turned over from the wall and shouted, "You guys, don't you understand the atmosphere? Go out, go out all the way, don't damage the environment here."

The eunuchs and court ladies: "Oh!" Then they put away their weapons, retreated in an instant, and swept them away. There was only one thirty-two father-in-law who had filled the yard just now. The father-in-law did not swipe the ground and flew out instead I walked out of the garden door, and when I went out, I closed the door and said: "The emperor, Mr. Zeng, talk slowly, we won't come in again outside."

Zhu Youxiao: "!"

Zeng Jing said: "Let's take a look."

Zhu You smiled and said: "Let go, or bite you."

Zeng Jing smirked: "I still like being bitten by women."

As soon as Zhu Youxiao saw his smile, he knew that this guy had made the word "bite" a different meaning to understand. He was angry and stepped on the back of Zeng Jing's instep.

"Ouch!"

At this moment, Zeng Jing finally let her go.

Zhu Youxiao glared at him angrily, tidying up his dragon robe, and said irritably: "It's all to blame, the eunuchs and court ladies saw it, so I am so ashamed."

Zeng Jing: "You called in by yourself. When I started, there were not many people in this courtyard. You opened your voice and shouted hundreds of people to watch us make affection, and I blamed me afterwards. This is very unreasonable. Come on. Tell yourself, who is to blame?"

Zhu Youxiao: "This..."

This is unreasonable, I can only scold MMP secretly.

Zhu Youxiao turned around and left: "Ignore you, anyway you promised to help me, I'm leaving."

"Good, good! After recovering my daughter's body, it is really unreasonable." Zeng Jing said: "So, next time you come, don't blame me for continuing to move frantically, unless you don't enter this yard."

Zhu Youxiao: "I want to come!"

Zeng Jing said: "Then next time you remember to bring hundreds of people to watch."

"You go to death."

Zhu You left with a laugh. Of course, it is hard to tell whether this guy is really angry or fake.

We must know that women like creatures are actually very happy to make intimacy with the men they like, or to get closer, but they have always been oppressed and restrained by "ethics", that is, social concepts, and they cannot be bold and courageous like men. Get close to the opposite sex you like.

Once they get closer to the man, they will be labelled "yin dang", "xia jian" and other unpleasant names, and they will be attacked by groups.

Therefore, after being molested by someone she likes, in order to avoid being attacked by backward social concepts, a woman always pretends to be angry, saying that she is not such a casual person. In fact, she is secretly happy.

(The above is taken from the epic masterpiece "The Woman in the Eyes of the Eunuch")

Zeng Jing happily watched her walk away and disappeared out of the yard. After waiting for another three minutes, she suddenly said, "Auntie, don't hide. I know you are hiding outside the door and you can come in."

"Hey? You are really clever." The queen mother brushed the floor and jumped in from the fence of the yard.

It turned out that the queen mother said just now that she was dizzy and she was going to rest, but she didn't leave at all. She walked around in a circle after she got out of the yard and crawled out of her head from the surrounding wall. She was watching what happened just now.

Zeng Jing said: "Auntie has anything else to say?"

The queen mother said: "Oh, tut! How can I put it? I have long suspected that you and Xiao'er are not in a common relationship. I was even more sure after seeing it just now. It seems that I am mostly going to be your mother-in-law. ."

Zeng Jing smiled and said, "The possibility is extremely high."

The queen mother said: "Well, if that's the case, then I have a more stance to persuade you a few words."

Zeng Jing said, "Auntie just say it."

The queen mother said: "Think about it, now my family Xiaoer is the emperor. If you marry her in the future, you and the two of you will be able to take care of the world together. How refreshing? If you go to help Xiaoer and give up the throne Prince, won’t you also lose power in the future? Oh, you have to think clearly, for your future prosperity, you have to persuade Xiaoer to dispel this idea."

Zeng Jing: "Haha, it turns out that Auntie still wants to talk about this."

The queen mother said: "This is very important, OK? Don't play haha, think about it."

Zeng Jing said: "I have already thought about it very seriously."

The queen mother said: "Oh?"

Zeng Jing said: "In this world, if she wants to give the prince, then give it. Anyway, I can get it back for her anytime. Whenever she wants to get it back, I can help her get it back. If she doesn't want to get it back Come back, then don’t do it. So, who is in charge of this world, what is the difference? I just took it and found a regent to help me with government affairs.

Queen Mother: "..."

The queen mother was shocked, and then said: "How can it be so easy, once given out, it is difficult to get it back."