Comprehension beginners with 4.6 billion years of cultivation

Zhu Youxiao came to the stage and began to talk about the ritual that was routinely used before the army went out. This ritual was smelly and long, almost 100 million words, but the grandfather-in-law omitted it with a stroke of his pen, saving everyone a lot of cat cookies.

Then the army is out!

Zeng Jing rode a big horse with a tall head and was about to lead the vanguard.

When he was about to rein in the city, he saw a round black gold bucket flying over from behind. It turned out that the Fatty Imperial Armor was overtaking him. He was wearing this heavy black gold armor. There was no horse or carriage that could move. He, so he could only fly by himself, and kept up with Zeng Jing.

Zeng Jing turned around and said, "Huh? Lord Prince Ding, aren't you in charge of the Chinese Army? Don't follow the Chinese Army. I'm going to the Vanguard Army."

Prince Ding said: "I am the general general of the whole army. I love being in the Chinese army and in the Chinese army, and love in the vanguard is in the vanguard. This is the general general. If I am in the front, the middle and the back. There is still someone in charge, so how can it be considered a general? At most, it can only be a lieutenant."

Zeng Jing said: "You are so reasonable, but I was speechless."

As soon as Fat Paper finished saying this, three masters of the soul flew up from behind, grabbed the fat man who looked like an iron bucket, and dragged it backward: "Young master, go back to the army."

The fat paper yelled: "No, let me go, I don't want to return to the Chinese Army, it's so dangerous in the Chinese Army, I have to be in the vanguard to be safe..."

Everyone: "..."

The three masters of primordial spirit dragged the fat paper back with great effort. After a while, the fat paper found another chance to slip out and ran to the vanguard, and this time simply hugged Zeng Jing’s thigh: " Gangster help, don't let them take me back to the army."

Zeng Jing was speechless, so she had to say to the three soul masters who were catching up from behind: "Let him stay with me, you three go and lead the Chinese army, pretending to be fat paper by your side."

The three primordial masters were dumbfounded, sighed, and had to go back.

As a result, the vanguard went on the road, and the fat paper followed Zeng Jing.

The army quickly left the boundary of the capital city. The moment the army had just left the city, the mask on the fat paper helmet was swiped off the ground, and his face was covered with a click. There was no eye hole on the mask. Open, only a few extremely small vents.So this guy really became a big iron bucket.

Zeng Jing said strangely: "Why don't you have any holes in your armor mask?"

The fat paper said: "It's enough to explore the outside with divine consciousness. You don't need to look at it with your eyes. It's too dangerous to see with your eyes. What if the demon repair magic weapon hits my eyes?"

Zeng Jing said: "You are so reasonable, but I was speechless."

When he said this, he suddenly called out: "Oh, there is a beautiful woman over there."

Divine consciousness can only "know", but cannot "see". Beautiful women must be appreciated with the eyes and cannot be swept with divine consciousness.Zeng Jing called out this deliberately to see how the fat paper reacted.

Unexpectedly, the fat paper didn't move at all, and he didn't even open the mask at all. He hummed: "A mere beauty, there is no life important, don't look at it."

Zeng Jing: "I'm convinced."

The two joined forces in the city's foreign exchange, then pulled out and embarked on the official road north.

Zeng Jing suddenly saw that there were hundreds of people on the road to the north outside of the city, listed on both sides of the road. It turned out that this was an inevitable part of the ancient army’s expedition. The people would cross the road to see the army off. The children who joined the army in their family saw them off, not for the officials.

On both sides of the road, the old woman’s cry can be heard from time to time: "My son, you must take care when you go to the north."

"It doesn't matter whether you win or not, it's important to come back alive."

"Huh? I said, you old lady, why are you not patriotic at all? It's important to win or not, okay? This war is about my country's fortune."

"My son is not important to national luck."

"If the country is not the country, your son will not survive."

"Fart, change the country, and my son can live well."

"..."

Zeng Jing burst into laughter when she heard the discussion.

At this moment, in the crowd nearby, someone suddenly started talking: "Hey, is that iron barrel man the Prince Ding?"

"Yes, it must be Prince Ding, apart from him, no one is so embarrassed."

"I heard that he bravely fought the demon cultivator and repelled the demon cultivator's invasion in the northern border."

"That's for a beautiful white deer spirit, not because he is really brave, but because his thinking is dominated by his lower body."

"Men, when a man is dominated by his lower body, he dares to do anything."

"I wipe it!" Hearing this, Fat Paper couldn't bear it. He jumped up and yelled: "You fart, I'm not lustful at all."

"It's weird if you are not lustful, why are you willing to kill the enemy in Northern Xinjiang?"

"This..." Fat paper would really not know how to explain it for a while, this Nima, although it's great that the big guy gave me the credit, I can't explain why I am super brave in Beijiang, wipe it.

The fat paper had to knock off his teeth and swallow it in his stomach, and confessed miserably: "Well, I am lascivious. Because I like a white deer spirit, I am super brave, right?"

Chapter 434

After the fat paper was tragically smeared, he finally passed through the seeing off crowd, and the army marched towards Shanhaiguan.

Poor fat paper, Zeng Jing actually knew that he was really nasty. In order to save his life, he was slandered and lustful when he heard that there were beautiful women. He had to admit that it was really pitiful.

The fat paper said with his nose and tears: "I don't know who spread the rumors in the capital, saying that I am fighting bravely because of a beautiful white deer spirit. I can't deny it yet. They just say me if they deny it. It's a counseling, I definitely didn't go to war on the battlefield. Although I was really a counseling, but the big guy gave me the credit, I can't take it away."

Zeng Jing: "Pump!"

The fat paper said: "Big brother, do you know who made the rumor? If you know, please tell, I'm going to find that guy to settle the account."

Zeng Jing said: "I made it!"

Fat paper: "..."

This was embarrassing, and Fat Paper whistled: "Ah, the weather today is really good."

Zeng Jing said, "Find me to settle the account."

Fat Paper said: "Ah, the scenery in the distance is really good, let's go see the scenery."

Zeng Jing said: "Fart, you didn't even open your mask, I believe you use your spiritual knowledge to see the scenery, come and settle the account with me."

Fat paper said: "I suddenly wanted to sing."

Zeng Jing: "Meow's bullshit."

The fat paper hummed: "I'm so happy that I am."

Zeng Jing: "..."

The fat paper laughed and said, "By the way, boss, I have a very serious question, I want to ask you."

Zeng Jing said, "Oh, ask, if it is too difficult to answer, I won't answer."

The fat paper said: "Big brother, why are you helping me like this? You see, you are so powerful, and a quick sweep is the power of the national war level. The monster repair army is defeated by your sword of the game, why are you here? Help me get a good reputation and fight for the throne? Why is this? I thought you were threatening the emperor to make the world an emperor."