Conquer the World

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Chapter 18 Buy One Get One Free

If it was n’t being stepped on by someone else, or if the situation was really critical now, Fang Xie really wanted to be patient and explain to the boss lady that eunuchs did n’t use scissors.Scissors can cut cloth to cut out beautiful clothes, and can cut paper to make exquisite grilles, and can cut a lot of things, but certainly not specifically for that thing.

"Hurry up!"

Fang Jie almost begged and shouted, because the spitting pain in his bloody throat spit out a hoarse voice.

"Oh, you are a guilty man, and I started cheating women at a young age, saying that if I do n’t marry, I would change my heart? If I were a couple of years old, I would n’t be fooled into the palace? The oldest hate of a lady is a man who bears heart If you don't cut your hairless things today, your old lady will not have the surname Du. "

Instead of leaving, she strode towards Fang Jie instead.

Mu Da's eyes scolded: "Go!"

But curtain two waved his hand and said, "Brother, don't let her get off. This short and ugly man is really boring to peel. Although the woman is dressed in rustic soil but is still a sign, if she is peeled It is also very beautiful to be a palace lantern. "

"Don't delay the business, go faster!"

Mu Da said in a cold voice, and then ignored it.

Scene 2 Hey smiled, gave up the big dog and walked towards the lady boss: "You can rest assured that my craft is well known in the emperor, and it will not take a long time to peel a complete human skin. The lanterns hanging on them are all made by me, one is more beautiful than the other. "

"Really fast?"

The lady boss stopped and asked timidly.

"It must be soon!"

Mu Er laughed, and drew a short knife from his arms, shaking while walking, said: "This knife doesn't know how many people have been peeled, but it has only been used twice since leaving the imperial capital. I am also lonely. Although you look older, you barely say it in the past. I am not humiliated by this knife ... "

Boom!

An extremely loud muffled noise appeared, and then the figure of curtain two disappeared.It was followed by a loud bang, as if something fell heavily on the ground.Mu Dalian quickly looked back, but the second scene was actually embedded in the city wall!

The body of Screen Two flew out like a cannonball and smashed a big pit on the city wall.

Too fast!

As soon as Mu Da didn't see who shot it, in other words, he guessed it was the hand shot of the woman wearing extremely rustic clothes, but he didn't see it at all!Mo said that seeing how the woman shot, even the trajectory of the woman's actions was not captured.When I saw the whole person of curtain two embedded in the city wall, I realized that the woman was standing at the position where curtain two stood just now.

"The old lady doesn't like to listen to the most, is that others say I am old!"

The boss lady murmured somberly, she seemed very angry.

The back of the curtain 2 hit the city wall, and I didn't know that it broke several city bricks. His body was rickety like shrimp, most of his body was embedded in the city wall.The gravel fell to the ground, and after a loud mumble, a cloud of smoke swayed.Makuji couldn't help but coughed a few times, and he couldn't help bleeding out of his mouth.This one was too heavy, and I didn't know how many ribs were broken.But after all, he is a master of the sixth grade, struggling to endure the pain and trying to get out of the wall.

Boom!

There was another muffled noise, and when I looked again, the boss lady suddenly appeared in front of the curtain!

A pedal in green embroidered shoes was on Chest 2's chest, and he thrust him into the city wall for a few minutes.The dust and smoke swayed again, and the entire person of Curtain 2 did not enter the city wall.

This scene surprised everyone so much.Fang Jie lay on the ground with his face on his side, with his mouth wide open, watching the boss lady completely silly.The big dog's eyes almost glared out, still seeming not to believe what he saw.And Mu Xiaoyao stood a little silly, murmured and said how is it possible, how could it hide me?

It seemed that he heard Mu Xiaoyao's self-talk, and the lady boss managed to smirk her hair hanging down in front of her forehead and said with a smile: "A person like you is really rare in the world, but you can actually perceive the strength of others. Unfortunately ... you repair Because it ’s still too low, it ’s not difficult to hide your perception. As far as I know, more than I can do this alone in Fangu City.

"There are others ..."

Being trapped by others did not frustrate Mu Xiaoyao, but the words of the proprietress made her extremely frustrated.

"Naturally, there are at least our own heads who have not concealed you?"

She spoke casually, seemingly not paying attention to Mu Da.

"You ... who are you!"

Mu Da swallowed hard, and subconsciously stepped back a few steps.

"I am your old lady!"

When the proprietress said this sentence, there was at least 20 meters away from Mu Da.When she said the first word, she started to move, the second word was raised, the third word was dropped, and the fourth and fourth five words were spoken to Mu Da in front of him.The distance between the two is less than half a meter, almost just a blink of an eye, the boss lady is already standing in front of Mu Da.

Snapped!

A crisp slap sound sounded, and even the quiet night was torn.This slap is too loud, it is estimated that anyone who touches the east of the city can hear it.Five clear fingerprints slowly appeared on Muda's face, and the clear veins could be seen from the fingerprints.After playing this time, it made all the people who were stupid on the scene even more stupid.

"Oh ... I forgot to exert my strength again, so that my family can see it, and it's time to laugh at me again."

The proprietress looked at the red fingerprint on Mu Da's face and smiled apologetically: "I'll do it again, sorry."

Although Mu Da was stunned, why did n’t he dare to stand still, and immediately tried to jump back to avoid the boss, but his feet had to exert force, and the boss ’s second slapped on his face again This time, it was not as loud as it was just now, but he flew Mu Da out across the air.Mu Da couldn't control his body at all, and his back hit the city wall fiercely.With a loud bang, the curtain 2 was also embedded in the city wall.

"Cool!"

The lady boss let out a long sigh of relief: "It's not so cool in ten years."

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"Sister, can you help me up first if you are cool?"

Fang Jie bit his lip to make sure it was not a dream, and then looked at the lady miserably and said, "I don't even know how many ribs I stepped on."

"To be honest!"

The proprietress shouted at him without looking back, rolled up the sleeves of the floral blue cloth jacket and walked towards the two men inlaid in the city wall: "The old lady is not cool enough!"

Fang Jie obediently continued to lie on his stomach, but he couldn't help but sigh: "Domineering, too domineering. I now finally know why Su Tugou is so obedient."

The big dog was lying on the ground honestly, and the woman who watched the big step towards the wall couldn't help but shivered: "Marry such a woman, you must not be tortured. Fang Jie ... you say he Husband is still alive? A miracle ... it's a miracle.

"actually……"

Mu Xiaoyao stood still blankly, his eyes a little dull: "I can't perceive ... how is this possible, what method did she use ... how could it hide me?"

The proprietress ignored these three people and walked quickly to Mu Da, looking at the twisted man and said in a cold voice: "It seems that your brothers have not harmed women all these years, right? You can do it for an hour, right? I also like digging people's eyes, I like cutting people's noses, right? "

When she said that she could do it for an hour, she lifted the scissors with a hand and clicked to cut the Mu-thigh-next thing.When it comes to digging people's eyeballs, the scissors have already squeezed the two eyeballs of Mu Da out of the eye sockets.When she talked about cutting her nose, she actually threw the scissors aside. The thumb and index finger of her right hand pinched Mu Da's nose and dragged a nose out of his face.

In a moment, Mu Da's face became a blood gourd.

"One hour!"

With a loud bang, the lady boss hit Pu Mu's chest with a punch, and Mu Da's body was smashed into the wall after a bend.The boss lady seemed to be angry, punching a punch and saying an hour, even saying five sentences, and even punching five punches.After the five punches, where can I still see Mu Da's figure, was actually smashed into a deep pit that was the size of a washbasin.

When Mu Da was smashed, the proprietress dragged the curtain 2 out of the city wall, throwing it away, throwing sandbags at least twenty meters away.The next second, the boss lady had appeared beside Mu Da.After being beaten up like this, the second curtain was still alive.He opened his eyes hard, but he couldn't speak at all.There was fear in his eyes, endless fear.

"Do you know what the old lady's husband does?"

The proprietress squatted down beside the curtain two, and put a palm on the chest of the curtain two.With a tingle, all the clothes on the curtain 2 flew out around.I don't know what method the boss lady used before. It was so heavy that she couldn't see much wounds on the curtain.

She picked up the short knife of curtain two from the ground and said one by one: "Su Tugou is a dog slaughter, the best is to skin the mountain dog. But no one in the whole Fan Gucheng knows that skinning is the old lady Teach him! "

"Several unscrupulous underdogs, dare to do anything wrong. It is not only the face of the court, but also the face of the entire Sui Dynasty! If you really want to pretend to be fierce, then go to the west of Daxueshan to look for the Buddha. What do you say about Buddha even when King Kong is angry, then you go to pluck the Buddha's eyes, cut the nose of the Buddha, and peel off the skin of the Buddha! Without this guts, you are doing evil in your homeland, not killing you, not peeling Your old lady will not be able to fall asleep in the future! "

After this remark, there was already a blood corpse on the ground.

Throwing a complete man's skin on the ground, the boss lady took out a handkerchief from the cuff and wiped her hands, then stood straight and stretched her waist: "This is just finished."

After she stretched out, she turned sharply and looked at a roof: "Dead lame, the old lady is finished, do you see enough!"

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On the roof of a private house, the old lame who was drinking along the ridge of the house could not help but shook his head and sighed. He carefully plugged the stopper of the wine gourd and tied it to his waist.He sat upright from the roof and looked at the following proprietress with some helplessness: "You kill you, I watch my drama, I don't care about you, why do you lose your temper to me?"

As he talked, he confirmed once again whether the wine gourd was tied.The gourd is just an ordinary gourd, and the wine in the gourd is the cheapest Northwestern roast.In Fangucheng's wine shop, ten copper coins can fill this gourd.Although this gourd is ordinary, both upper and lower belly are bigger than the head.It is evident from how cheap the Northwest Shochu is.

The proprietress raised her finger and pointed at the old lame: "You tell me, if the old lady doesn't come, will you shoot!"

The lame nodded and said, "Naturally, why would I come?"

"Then why don't you shoot!"

The lady boss asked again.

"Aren't you here."

The old lame smiled and said, "Anyway, I won't save the little baby who has nothing to do with it, nor will I save the guy who is uglier than me. If it weren't for the old man, I would like to see this girl's good potential, maybe I will not come back at all today. It is too late to provoke such a troublesome thing as the court. I ca n’t even touch the fox, and I ’m the last lame.

After this sentence, his people had reached Mu Xiao's waist.The old lame looked at Mu Xiaoyao's eyes and asked, "Will you want to be my apprentice? Old lame, I found a lifetime apprentice. Before I died, I walked out of luck and was really found by me." A pleasing one. I planned to see how good your potential is in a few years, why do you want to go ... would you like it or not? "

Mu Xiaoyao shook his head in pain and murmured, "Another ... I didn't even feel it!"

When the lame man was about to speak, he heard someone saying aloud: "I will take the lead for her! She will be your master in the future, and you will be her apprentice ... uh no, she is your apprentice, you are her master! , You can't buy it even if you want to buy it! "

The old lame smiled and said, "You are simply! For the sake of a good apprentice, you say, what are the requirements I can satisfy you."

Fang Jie struggled to get up, sitting on the ground and gasping for breath.After the blood in the chest and belly became smooth, he said seriously: "Buy one, get one free, and I can only ask her if I want it."

"I bought you ?!"

The old lame stared at the beads and said, "I won't buy you if you are blind!"

Fang Xie shook his head seriously and said: "Wrong!"

He raised his finger and pointed at Mu Xiaoyao: "She bought it, I gave it away."

The old lame almost subconsciously said, "Just buy her one? Will you give it away?"

Fang Jie gritted his teeth and cut the nails: "Not for sale!"