Conquer the World

Chapter 36—Dead to Me

If calculated according to seniority, Li Yuan is Li Xiaozong's clan nephew.On the surface, though, the big households seem to have a well-defined hierarchical system, but in fact they are messy inside.When the old Li family was almost eighty years old, he also took a 14-year-old girl with flowers like jade. Two years later, this little girl gave birth.Mo Yao said that other people, the old man, did not believe him, so he confessed his blood. If the child was not his, Mo said that the child was the child.

The strange thing is that the child was really his after the blood was admitted.The grandfather was overjoyed and held a banquet for three days.In addition to proving that the Li family's grandfather is so fierce, this can only prove that the chaos in this family is really damned.The old man is the father of Li Chao, that is, the grandfather of General Li Yuanshan of the right Xiaoweiwei, the grandfather of Li Xiaozong, the frontier of the border city, and the grandfather of Li Yuan.

The grandfather of the Li family has lived in his nineties. Although the teenage child is the grandfather of Li Yuan by generation, he has no status at all because he is a chu.The three-day banquet was not so much a celebration of his birth, it was better to say that the grandfather congratulated him that he was still strong.

But I don't know why, the child looks extra like his great nephew ...

Li Xiaozong is also a survivor, so even if he has a military post from a fifth-ranking general, he will have no identity as long as he returns to the Li Family Courtyard.

Li Yuan is the grandson of Li Chao, although not the grandson of Changfang.

The Li family was originally a big family in Longxi County, so Li Yuan's domineering was justified.Xiangcheng Li, looking at the entire Sui is also a big tree.

At the foot of Mushan, Fang Jie specifically instructed the big dog to drive the carriage to a place far away from the camp of Red Sleeve. He also asked Mu Xiaoyao to go to Red Sleeve for the night. Mu Xiaoyao asked Fang Xie What are you going to do?Fang Jie said seriously that this time it was for the way of the sky. Mu Xiaoyao said that this is a new thing. I ca n’t leave anything. I must stay and see.

Mu Xiaoyao said he wanted to stay, either Fang Jie, Big Dog, or no one.

So Mu Xiaoyao was still sleeping in the carriage, and the big dog crouched reluctantly on the side to peel the hunted deer.He rarely hands on this matter, although he is a meatless person.Whenever Fang Jie asked him to do it himself, he always said what a gentleman is far away from the kitchen, but he never saw a gentleman's appearance.

He loves to eat meat, but he will never cook himself unless he is forced to do so.

I don't know if there is any secret behind his meaningless perseverance. Fang Xie tried it but found nothing.

So when Fang Jie took Li Yuan, Cui Lue Shang, and others back to the carriage, the big dog was still looking at several dead game animals.There was an iron pan in front of him, and the water in the pan had also been boiled, but the pheasant lay still on the side, and the two roe deer were hanging on the branch on the side.

When Fang Jie came back to see this, he pretended to be angry and scolded a few words and then smiled and let Li Yuan wait for others. Later, he personally plucked the wild game and peeled the skin. Even looking at Fang Jie's dexterous movement of throwing pheasant into boiling water to scald hair, and then throwing a roe on the ground and peeling with a sharp blade, everyone's eyes showed a very strong disdain and contempt.

Gentlemen far away from the kitchen, noble children, naturally will not touch such a vulgar and disgusting thing.Even Cui Lue Shang felt uncomfortable after watching it for a while, and dragged Li Yuan and others to climb a high slope to watch the night mountain scenery.Li Yuan and Cui Luoshang talked and laughed, and gave a glimpse to the short and ugly Liu Yineng. This is notorious in Xiangcheng. At the age of five, she peeked at the woman to take a bath. At the age of nine, she kicked the widow door. At the age of twelve, I slept with all the maids around. At the age of seventeen, I slept in all the blue houses of Xiangcheng. All the women and even the old bustard immediately turned back, holding a pack of inferior poison from the lower three gates of the rivers and lakes.

Originally they were planning to kill Cui Lue Shang, but now suddenly they came out to solve this substitute ghost, they naturally became more wanton, even if they poisoned Cui Lue Shang, as long as they blamed Fang Jie for a wilderness in the wild The story, those bureaucrats in Xiangcheng arrested fast and even the county magistrates and guards, can they really be carefully investigated to offend the Li family and Liu family?

The influence of the Cui family in Xiangcheng was far inferior to that of the Li and Liu families, so this matter was not a big deal in the eyes of Li Yuan and Liu Yineng.But both of them were insidious and poisonous. They thought they were smart but forgot to think about it. In the first two enrollment of Yanwuyuan, He Xidao Governor Yang Xiuchen recommended the people of the Li family. Why did they change to Longxi this time? Is it the Cui family of the second-rate family?

When people are arrogant to the extreme, they are stupid.

Just two months ago, His Majesty the Emperor promoted Cui Peng to Concubine.

The poison in Liu Yineng's hands was not a good thing at all. It was not the secret product of Sanxiaotang, nor the seven-step poison of the ghost crying, nor the hundred-flower poison of the crazy woman in Lingyan Valley.It's just a bottle of the next three drugs bought from the hands of Jiang Sanxia, ​​who can always buy ten bottles of money.

Inferior quality belongs to inferior quality, killing lives but unambiguous.

The big dog sitting on the side of the boiling water picked up the corner of his mouth and couldn't help whispering a dirty word.Then pity and pity that the nose is too good to be a good thing. The smell of this poison is really bad for his mother.

Liu Yineng pretended to see Fang Jie peeling the roe deer, and then blocked the sight of the big dog and quietly spilled that packet of poison into the iron pan.The water in the pot suddenly crackled and popped a few times, and the big dog couldn't help but sigh in his heart that the garbage under the poison was really embarrassing for you, and then turned his head deliberately to look elsewhere to pretend not to find.

Such inferior means was that Fang Jie couldn't help but swallowed the corner of his mouth and scolded everyone in the eighteenth generation of Liu Yineng's ancestors three times.But there is absolutely no greeting to any female relatives of Liu Yineng. The reason is very simple. Liu Yineng is really ugly. Fang Jie really has no desire for such a person's maternal lineage.

Poisoning also needs to be pretended to be ignored by the poisoned two people. Fang Jiezhen is anxious for this young brother who is doing great things in Xiangcheng.This method is also mixed here in Xiangcheng, and will always be the tail behind Li Yuan's ass.If you come to the emperor and meet someone from a real family, you will have been killed by others and you will not be left with any scum.

Liu Yineng, who had been poisoned, turned around and left, complacent.

The big dog glanced at the foam in the pot and asked Fang Jie: "What should I do? Didn't this stupid man even see the water boil?" His mother's water was greasy like porridge. "

Fang Xie was helpless, got up and took a wooden scoop a little bit to scoop out the foam on the boiling water: "Don't blame others, amateurs are amateurs after all."

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Pheasants need to be boiled to remove hair, and the roe must be washed off after peeling.So when both of these things touch the water, they are poisonous.This is the most intolerable of the big dog, and I don't know how many Liu Yineng's eighth ancestors scolded.He can tolerate anything wasted, but he is very difficult to accept wasted meat.

If it weren't for Fang Xie repeatedly saying that after entering the emperor, he would take him to the best restaurant and the best dinner, the big dog might strike immediately.

So while being thankful to meet a pig-like opponent, Fang Jie also had to be careful to beware of pig-like teammates.Oh no, a dog-like teammate.

After making people feel a little bit more than half an hour, Fang Jie was finally ready to entertain the guests.When the roasted meat was cut and put up, Li Yuan and Fang Jie were relieved secretly.

"Wine?"

Fang Xie saw that the big dog who had taken the wine on the carriage had not yet returned, so he pretended to be disgusted and shouted: "Let you fetch some wine to be like this. Is it too much for me to pay you? Wait I ’ll hire a smart one in Changan City, old and stupid, asking you not to use it at all! "

Li Yuan, Cui Lueshang, and others looked at the carriage subconsciously, but they saw that the carriage was shaking violently, but the stallions of the cart seemed to be frightened and almost ran out.Cui Lue Shang was so terrified that he couldn't help but ask Fang Xie: "Why is your wine hidden in an iron box? Take a wine like this!"

Fang Xie only awakened to one thing, and couldn't help praying for the big dog in his heart.

At this moment, the big dog plopped out of the carriage and faced the ground.

He struggled to get up, carrying two wine bags slantingly and slanting to the side, his eyes darkened, and the corners of his mouth were swollen, he mumbled and said, "Fetching wine ... you think it is so easy Thing? "

Fang Jie quickly greeted him and took the wine pouch and smiled: "This old guy loves to steal my wine, so the secret is a little secret."

The big dog snorted and walked to the carriage, leaning against a tree and rubbing his sore mouth, whispering: "Mu Xiaoyao ... isn't it just taking your two bags of wine? ? "

Fortunately, his voice was so low that Li Yuan and others could not hear it.

Fang Jie personally filled the wine for Li Yuan and Cui Lueshang with others, and said with a smiley face: "This servant was hired from the country. He has never seen anything in the world. A few sons are not surprised. But this wine is a good wine. Fan Gu can buy it in the border town. "

Cui Lueshang picked up the glass and smelled it, he couldn't help but praised: "The wine is tangy, really good wine. If you don't have supplies, you know, this wine has been in the cellar for at least three to five years."

Li Yuan is also a good wine, can't help but pick up a glass of wine.

"It's really good. Although it is not comparable to our Longtan Brewery in Xiangcheng, it is also a rare wine. I can't think of such a cold and remote place in Fan Gu as such a good wine is rare."

"Wine is not bad, and the craftsmanship of the Shang brothers is not bad!"

Li Yuan pointed to the barbecue in front of him and praised: "The color is golden, the outside is crisp and the inside is tender."

"Taste it?"

Fang Xie quickly said: "Look at the taste?"

Li Yuan froze for a moment, and Liu Yineng met from the side and said quickly: "Shang Brothers are the masters today, we are the guests, how can the master not eat the guests first. You eat first, we eat later."

The chopsticks that Fang Jiefang had already picked up seriously said: "No, it's not right, because today I am the Lord, a few sons are guests, how can guests not eat their own master? I think Li Gongzi is very respectable, and Li Gongzi today Move the first chopsticks first, otherwise everyone will make the dishes cold. "

Li Yuan hurriedly waved his hand and said: "We can only eat so delicious with the light of Cui Gongzi, why not let Cui Gongzi move the chopsticks first?"

Cui Luoshang is a real person, thinking for a while and thinking: "Then I will eat it first."

"wait!"

Fang Jie prevented: "We, Da Sui, are a nation of etiquette, and we must not lose the etiquette. So, let's talk about their respective ages, who is the oldest and who will eat first."

Cui Luoshang smiled and said: "It's so good!"

Li Yuan's face was pale, and he looked at the few people around him but he was the oldest: "It's not good ... the older, naturally let the younger eat first, this is the virtue advocated by the Great Sui."

"Right!"

Cui Luo said: "Brother Shang, you must be the youngest, and you should eat it first."

"No, let's eat Lee Gongzi first"

"Business Brothers Eat First"

"Li Gongzi eats first"

"Business Brothers Eat First"

Such a dispute, and back and forth for more than a dozen times no one would like to eat first.I couldn't think of any words to refuse at the end, but no one would move the chopsticks first.

It was at this moment that a fragrant wind flew over, followed by a red shadow blocking the view.When everyone was stunned, they saw a beautiful woman in a red dress who pushed Li Yuan to the ground, squeezed Li Yuan's mouth with one hand, and poured Li Yuan into Li Yuan's mouth with the other hand!

"Fuck! I'm in a hurry!"

Mu Xiaoyao scolded, and gave Fang Jie a fierce glance.