Conquer the World

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Chapter 48 The Fetter Egg

Meng Wudi is not really invincible. At least there are two existences that make him fear every time he sees him.Meng Wudi is also truly invincible because he has never lost since he practiced martial arts.Of course, this is not because he has the ability and fighting spirit to be strong, but because he never challenges people who cannot win.

Meng Wudi is the deputy governor of Qingya.

In Fenglindu, he dared to walk to the head of the red sleeved man's head to rest his thrush, because he did not find a person who could threaten himself among the red sleeved man.Neither the women in the red sleeves nor the guards, the people who were alive didn't make him afraid, on the contrary, the brand in his hand made him very worried.

That's why he spoke politely, although the tone still carried the arrogance peculiar to those of the Ouchi guards.

But he was wrong.

The old lame, who seemed likely to be knocked down by a gust of wind at any time, made him feel the breath of death again besides calming the adults.The reason why he can be the seat of the deputy Zhenya is not invincible because he is called Meng Wudi, because his greatest strength is self-knowledge.

In the officialdom, this is crucial.

He never showed any slight disrespect for Hou Wenji, the governor, even when he was in love, even if he was the third person in love, he always showed no dignity in front of Hou Wenji.Everyone in the affair office even determined that even if the governor made the master let Meng Invincible eat the shit he pulled, Meng Wudi would definitely eat it and said that the shit made by the master Fuzheng was sweet and delicious.

The indifference and calmness that he deliberately exhibited when he was fishing by the river all came from his imitation of Zhenfu Hou Wenji.

Someone once said that a small half of Hou Wenji's shadow can be seen on Meng Wudi, although this imitation is poor and rough, which is disgusting.

Those who dare to evaluate Meng Invincible in Qingya can only be the second character of Qingya. Although this person has no position in Qingya, he is even a commoner.But Meng Wudi never showed a little disrespect to this person. In the affair, everyone recognized one thing ... I would rather offend the tempter and lord than the strategist Zhuobu.Because the pacification allows adults to tolerate a little disrespect for their subordinates, but it will never allow the lovers to have a little disrespect for Zhuobuyi.

The second most powerful person in the court is the commoner, he is called commoner.

Seven years ago, when Hou Wenji took Zhuobuyi into the door of Qingya, he only said one word, and the second character of Mengwudi became the third.Moreover, for many years Meng Wudi has never tried to challenge the commoner who snatched his position.

"Since today, the commoner's words are what I said, the commoner's orders are my orders, and when I'm not around, the love department takes orders from commoners."

Meng Wudi has never seen Zhuo Buyi shot, he even suspected that Zhuo Buyi didn't know how to practice.But this does not affect his fear of Zhuobuyi, because Hou Wenji stands behind him.

Meng Wudi has always been conceited with his own eyesight and judgment, so he did mix up the wind and water in the officialdom of the Sui Dynasty.

But today, he has the urge to slap himself.

In fact, the old lame's words were no different from a few slaps on his face.

"I can't understand how an idiot like you sat in the seat of the deputy Zhen Fu, do you have no brains? A singing and dancing line protected by Jiu Ping masters, is it really just a singing and dancing line? A woman who is a master, will it be an ordinary woman? Even if you do n’t use that brand, can you afford it? "

These few words made him have to reflect on his actions this time.

And when he was embarrassed, Qian Tian Gao Tianbao was very outdated and asked: "Adult, shall we take everyone down?"

Boom!

After a muffled sound, Gao Tianbao flew backward like a kite with a broken thread.He flew out six or seven meters away and thumped to the ground, stirring a dust.Meng Wudi's foot without any warning was kicking on Gao Tianbao's chest. Although this foot seemed to be amazingly powerful, he still took the effort, otherwise he would have directly killed Gao Tianbao's life.

Even so, Gao Tianbao felt that he had broken at least two ribs.

"Let you stare at the offender, now you tell me that people are gone ... Gao Tianbao, you lost the principal offender in the case of Jiangdu Qiu's rebellion three years ago. After that, your eyes do n’t hurt anymore? I ’ll give you two days. If you ca n’t find the person who should have been in the carriage, I ’ll cut your other eyeball. ”

Almost breathless, Gao Tianbao struggled to get up, kneeling down and bowing his head: "The subordinate guarantees to find the three people within two days, if he can't find ... the subordinate breaks himself."

"Humph!"

Invincible Meng flew away, where there is the indifferent master style when fishing on the river.At this time his face was blue and ugly. His shame and anger was so strong that he wanted to yell at him.

Gao Tianbao took a sip of bloody spit and looked at Meng's invincible back with a chill in his eyes.

"This lord, please stay."

At this time, the family members of Red Sleeves screamed at Meng Invincible with their thrush quietly, slowly walked over, and said with a smile: "When will the lord agree to help me with the official ship of Red Sleeves to cross the river?"

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Xiang Qingniu glanced at the flying fish robe in front of him, staring at the man's eyes without blinking.After two full minutes of eye contact, the flying fish robe finally turned away and looked away.Xiang Qingniu did not resign, and went around to the man's side and continued to stare at the man's eyes fiercely.The flying fish robe turned his head to the other side, and Xiang Qingniu followed the past and looked directly at him.

This was repeated three times, and the flying fish robe finally collapsed, turning his head away with a mutter in his mouth.Xiang Qingniu smiled smugly and turned his head back to Cui Lue Shang: "Did you see that, in front of the deity's eyes, such a yellow-mouthed child wouldn't even dare to stare, do you know what this is?"

Cui Lue, who was already terrified in his heart but pretended to be calm, asked subconsciously: "What is it?"

Xiang Qingniu said seriously: "This is the legendary coercion, which is only available to the best masters. Under my eyes full of coercion, anyone can only retreat."

"Oh"

The absent-minded Cui Lue Shang uttered a whisper and looked at the flying fish robe around him and whispered, "Then you hurried to exert all the coercion, and scared these people away."

Xiang Qingniu snorted sternly: "Do you think this kind of coercion is a carrot sold by the aunt in the vegetable market? It's so cheap for one or two silver to fill a half car? Do you understand? You do n’t understand it at a glance. Although I ’m not hesitant to teach beginners like you, it ’s really difficult to explain. ”

Cui Lueshang gave Xiang Qingniu a disappointed look, and then turned his help to Red Sleeves.

At this time, he found that the middle-aged man swept away, and the flying fish robe that had been kicked by the foot before waved beckoning, and the flying fish robe around them immediately turned around and left.It came fast, and it didn't leave behind.He was immediately overjoyed and turned to look at Xiang Qingniu and whispered in a low voice: "Still the man with the red sleeves has the ability, the leading official is gone!"

He didn't say anything later, but he saw Xiang Qingniu put a horse step and pressed his hands slowly before exhaling: "Did you see ... This is coercion? I'm showing it all the time, and those people will naturally piss and piss. It ’s only people like you who do n’t know how to say what the woman is capable of. ”

His face was slightly flushed and he said angrily: "Don't you see that I am running to release the coercion?"

Cui Luoshang was about to answer, and suddenly heard a soft, long dull fart.

puff……

Xiang Qingniu blushed and turned away with a smile.

Cui Lue Shang took a breath and his face suddenly became wonderful. He whispered while running backwards: "This fart under the pressure of his mother ... really smells extraordinary!"

At the same time, it is ten miles away from Fenglindu where Xiangshui has the most gentle water.

There are passing fishing boats walking slowly, from time to time big fish can be seen jumping out of the water.Although the water is gentle in this section, both sides of the bank are reeds, and it is not suitable for docking on the shore.Therefore, when the ferry was first established, the Fenglin Ferry was selected ten miles downstream.

Suddenly, a fisherman saw several shadows flashing under the water, and immediately changed his face.The strangeness of seeing the dark shadows under the water is actually the same size as ordinary people.The fisherman was almost paralyzed at the thought of the ferocious river god ironhead fish in the legendary waters on both sides of the river.

"Quick, mother-in-law, quickly throw away the prepared pig-headed pheasant and lamb into the river! The god of the river passed under our boat, don't delay!"

The mother-in-law who had never seen the world was so scared that she quickly threw things like pig heads and pheasants that had to be prepared every time she sailed into the river.I saw a lively lamb thrown into the water, and suddenly a splash of water rolled the lamb away.The fisherman's couple finally couldn't hold on, and the two fell down on the boat almost at the same time and dared not look at it again.I don't know how long it took, the two of them woke up and quickly knelt down on the boat with their hands together to visit and pray for mercy.

I saw that one of the shadows under the water seemed to be eating the lamb. After some tumbling, it even swam around the fishing boat.The fisherman who stole his eyes suddenly stiffened, and he was stunned and fainted.

Fortunately, the black figure that swallowed the lamb did not continue to stay. After circling the fishing boat, it slowly swam across the river and disappeared.

The legs of the mother-in-law who supported her husband had softened long ago and could not stand up. He rescued him from the people who were crying and grabbing her husband.When the fisherman woke up, he found that his wife was still there, and the fishing boat was still there. First, he let out a long sigh of relief, and then the two cried together and wept.

The wife looked at the distance while weeping, but found that there seemed to be several standing reed stalks floating along the river with the shadow.

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On the official ship, Cui Lue looked at the carriage that was abandoned on the shore with a lingering fear, and suddenly thought of a low voice and asked: "The wine and meat in the car are all brought up? If the red woman and the ferocious driver know that the wine and meat are not Take it, we will be miserable ... "

Xiang Qingniu said seriously: "How can I be afraid of those two people? The driver didn't need to say, I can knock down twenty of them like one finger. As for the woman ... the good man doesn't fight the woman You naturally know! Of course ... I have moved up for the sake of the stability and unity of the five of us. "

Cui Lue Shangxin said what are you doing so much nonsense? The cow in her mouth is so loud that every time she sees the woman in red, she is not so scared that she does n’t even dare to put it out loud. …

He sat down leaning on the side of the official ship and looked at the waves in front of him and couldn't help but sigh.

"what happened?"

Xiang Qingniu asked.

Cui Lueshang pondered for a while and said: "Although I don't understand the solution, and I don't know what the two people around him have to do with him. But it would be nice to give them three of them in life and death. Feelings make me envious. If I have such a friend ... I will die without regret. "

Xiang Qingniu gave him a glance and said, "Only people like you who are new to the rivers and lakes will say this idiot. The relationship between people is simple and simple, and it can be attributed to the word interest. And if it is complicated, then it is not It ’s just a matter of emotional bondage. "

"Fetter?"

Cui Luehang was stunned, and said that the term "vulgar man Xiang Qingniu" was too uncommon.After a while, he suddenly thought of something. He looked at Xiang Qingniu's tone and asked in a serious and uncertain manner: "Dao Chang ... Are you talking about bondage ... or chicken-ba-egg?"