Conquer the World

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Chapter 79: Handsome and Silly

After arriving in this world, the biggest feeling of Fang Jie is that manpower looks really limitless.The inherent cognition of the previous life was raped again and again by the reality of this world, and the special Niang ’s thrill was also continuous, making him wonder whether the directors of the martial arts dramas in the previous life had crossed over and went back.

But even Chu Liuxiang, if fat to the point of this fat man, I'm afraid I can't even squat on a slender wild grass and sway in the wind.Squatting like this, Xiangshuai will envy jealousy.

This once again subverted Fang Jie's understanding of human structure, and also subverted the knowledge he had studied hard in the past ten years.

For such a fat man, what Fang Jie wants to say the most is.

This unscientific.

The fat man in the moon white clothes, which has been soaked in sweat into an egg-yellow gown, stared at Fang Jie with a smile, pointing to the livery on Fang Jie's body and smiling: "Destroyer?"

Fang Jie shook his head first, then nodded again.

"I heard that You Zuowei's soldiers were transferred partly to Yanwuchang. It was these soldiers who were fighting for the top three in Yanwuyuan. You are hiding here at this time, it seems to be a winner, can you tell me who Get the first place? "

He actually asked this.

Rather than why you are here, do you have any questions about the common sense.

Fang Jie's hand has been placed on the handle of the horizontal knife, and the muscles all over the body are tight.Although his current posture looks a bit embarrassed, if the fat man has any action, he will be able to draw a knife and hurt people within a second.But Fang Xie did not dare to draw his sword, and even deliberately suppressed his hostility.

For a fat man who can squat on the blade of grass, he does not know whether his resistance is useful.Of course, if this fat man shoots, even if the resistance is meaningless, Fang Jie will not be put to death.

"It should be Rowan."

He answered.

"what?"

The fat man whispered in surprise, and then scratched his hair annoyed angrily: "I put five hundred and two silvers on Li Fubo, if Luo Wen won the first place, wouldn't I lose it? Good, bad. "

He came down from the blade of grass and moved very gently.When he stepped on the ground with his feet, the grass did not seem to change.The wind was still blowing gently, and the grass was still swaying slightly.

"Aren't you trying to ambush us by the roadside?"

The fat man asked Fang Jie after a few depressions, very seriously.

Fang Jie also shook his head very seriously and said, "I really don't mean that. You should see that I'm hiding from you. If I want to rob, I should jump out and say a few harsh words. For example, this way I opened it, and I planted this tree. If I want to live here, I will leave it to buy some money. "

"These words are really chicken-fool."

The fat man shook his head and said, "These things you said were all the official missions of the Sui government."

Fang Xie thought so deeply, so he nodded vigorously.

"Since you are not going to rob us, then I will be fine. You continue to hide, I will go first, I'm sorry to disturb you. Rest assured, I won't go to the newspaper officer to hide a deserter. Because I If you go to report, the government will not give me any rewards. I will not do anything that is not good. "

The fat man waved his hand with a smile and said goodbye.

When he walked on the official road, a curtain of a carriage parked by the road opened a gap. Someone looked inside and asked, "What's the matter, Xiaojiu?"

The speaker's voice was low, and the voice of the male was thick.

"The proprietor, it's nothing. I met a little deserter who was a bit interesting, but I think he should have lied, although I don't know what he lied to me. Because it has nothing to do with our business, nor does it want to rob, so I didn't Ignore it. "

"What he lied to you was that he was not actually a deserter."

The man in the carriage said something, and then put down the curtain and said: "Go, Yuer has been exhausted after so long, so go home quickly, she must want to take a bath comfortably and then beautiful Take a nap. "

"Yes"

The fat man bowed his head and responded, glaring at Fang Jie and said, "You lied to me!"

Fang Xie wanted to laugh, didn't dare.

Since arriving in this world, he has met many interesting people, such as big dogs, such as Mu Xiaoyao, such as old lame, and even Su Tugou and the boss lady of Fan Gu Dog Meat Shop are interesting people.But I don't know why. Although he just chatted with the fat man for a few very nutritious words, he felt that the fat man should be more interesting than the big dog.What is the point of a boring person who will run over to squat on the grass and talk to yourself about whether you are a robber?

"That ... can I beg you for one thing."

Fang Jie stood up, patted the broken leaves and dust on his body and asked with a serious expression: "Just now you said that there is no benefit and you will not report me, I am grateful. But I want to ask ... Can you be a good person Take me along the way? "

"You really are not a deserter."

The fat man rolled his lips and said, "There is no deserter who flees into the city. In this way, the bodysuit of the right guard on your body, maybe you killed a soldier and robbed it. You may be a murderer, and It was a murderer who killed the officers and soldiers of the Great Sui. Now it ’s no good. I have to catch you and send them to the government office of Chang'an, because I am a big Sui people who have a sense of justice. The consciousness that the people deserve. "

He said as he walked towards Fang Jie.

"Five hundred and two"

Fang Xie stretched out his hand and said, "Just make up for the money you lost."

The fat man's footsteps paused, and what he was about to say suddenly coughed in the carriage.The fat man's face changed slightly, and he shook his head and said, "Don't do it."

"One thousand two!"

Fang Jie bite and said: "Just when you made the right bet and doubled, you can forget me when you enter the city. I don't remember your feelings, and don't remember me appearing."

There was another cough in the carriage, so the fat man shook his head again.

Fang Jie took a deep breath and reported his bottom line: "One thousand and one hundred, I won't show any extra coins."

"Done"

It was not the fat man, but the man in the carriage.

Wu Yi, the richest man in the Sui Dynasty, who is known as the richest man in the world, decided to bring a suspected deserter into the Imperial City because of the 1,112 silver in this area.

He opened the curtain and said to the fat man seriously: "One thousand and one hundred dollars, it is a business I personally take, it has nothing to do with you, um, it has nothing to do with it."

The fat man looked bitter and asked in aggrieved: "Is there any share?"

Wu Yisha shook his head: "There is no coin."

...

...

Fang Jie was sitting on a carriage, and had some difficulty taking off his big Sui warrior livery. Then he opened the curtain and asked the fat man riding next to him: "Is there any clothes for me?"

"Have"

The fat man nodded and said, "Add five hundred and two silvers."

"Can't you use gold wire to make five hundred miles?"

Fang Xie bargained as he scolded in his heart: "Fifty two, the most. Even the most famous Yuexiangji in Chang'an City has exquisitely crafted cotton garments, at most this price."

What he said is indeed true, and in fact, a cotton cloth garment can be sold for fifty-two silver or even more outrageous prices, which is what Changan Yuexiangji can sell.In the capital of the Great Sui Dynasty, there was never a shortage of families and families, not to mention businessmen and wealthy people.Those who have no reputation are not allowed to wear brocade clothes even if they are rich.Moreover, the social status of businessmen is not high. Whoever wears a brocade suit is challenging the majesty of the Sui Dynasty.The lighter will be the blame, and the more important will be the distribution.

The merchants have money, and they must show their differences from ordinary people.When sitting together to discuss business, I don't want to lose my face.Therefore, in response to the hearts of these rich people, Yue Xiangji launched a series of exquisite workmanship and comfortable clothes, the most important thing is that it looks as bright as the Jinyi, but the price is expensive.

It has to be said that this is a very successful marketing plan. Since Yue Xiangji launched the Seiko Cloth series, the merchants are rushing to wear a Yue Xiangji clothes as a symbol of taste.The taste of the cloth is made into a brocade, and it does not violate the discipline. It can be said that the boss of Yuexiangji is a business talent.

"Can the folk clothes of Yuexiangji save you?"

The fat man asked a solution.

"Can't"

Fang Jie shook his head.

"That ’s not enough. Yue Xiangji ’s splendid cloth is the most common style selling fifty-two silver pieces, and it ’s the old backlog of last year. Did you see this very handsome and elegant white robe on me It cost me three hundred and sixty-two silver. So I can only say that you have no knowledge, and then I have to say that you take your life too seriously. "

"One hundred two"

"Four hundred and eighty two."

"One hundred and fifty two"

"Four hundred and fifty two"

Fang Jie really couldn't fight this fat man, and said cruelly: "Three hundred and sixty-two, according to the price of your clothes."

"Okay."

The fat man nodded with a smile, and then took off the moon-white robe on his body and threw it to Fang Jie: "For a penny, a penny, the child is not bullying."

The sweaty smell on this dress almost knocked over Fang Jie in an instant, and Fang Xie firmly believed that even the stinky feet of big dogs did not have such power.And because this dress is made according to the figure of the dead fat man, Fang Jie gritted his teeth and endured the smell of getting into his nose before he wore it. When he wore this dress on himself, it seemed that he was wearing a barely covered knee The dress, what is special is to increase the amount of fertilizer.

The fat man took off his gown and only wore the white underwear inside to count the silver tickets handed over to him. He smiled and said, "You don't seem to be an ordinary person when you go out with so many silvers. But I do business. Pay attention to credit, take your money to keep you safe and keep your customers secret. Rest assured, I wo n’t ask you who you are. "

After saying this, he suddenly realized what he said quickly to the carriage in front of him: "Owner, this sale was made by myself, and the goods I bought were bought by my own money. It has nothing to do with our goods going through the world? Three hundred and sixty two silvers, I can accept ... "

The thick male voice in the carriage snorted and asked, "When Yuexiangji bought this dress, did the fellow of Yuexiangji discount you because you are a person who travels all over the world?" How much silver have you discounted? The money you saved is the benefit of my reputation in the world. So ... the discounted silver is my share in the stock you just bought and sold. "

The fat man's complexion became wonderful, and he pulled a hundred and two reluctantly from the silver ticket into the carriage in front.

Fang Xiejian's eyes were straight, and he couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "It's hard to do business without making money."

"you are wrong."

The fat man stuffed the remaining silver tickets into his clothes, and the other party explained carefully: "If you do this business, only the proprietor will get rich in the world. Because if others dare to calculate with him like this, in the end There is no one left in his calculations. "

The curtain of the carriage in front opened a gap, and a piece of paper flew out.

"Good fart patting, proprietor reward."

The thick male voice said slightly.

The fat man flew out of the horseback, twirled like a Swift around the wall in the air, grabbed the one-hundred and two silver tickets that he had just passed in and flew back to the horseback. It completely violates human mechanics and gravity.

At this moment, a small head came out of the carriage behind and looked at the front, a little curious.This is a little girl who looks 14 or 5 years old, with delicate and beautiful eyes, and a beautiful woman's logo.Although it hasn't been fully opened and still has some baby fat on his jaw, there is no doubt that many men will definitely be amazed after two or three years.

After a few glances, she turned her head back, and then excitedly said to the woman sitting in the carriage with her eyes closed: "Miss, the fool who bought the road for one thousand and two silvers turned out to be a handsome young man. , Eye-catching. "

"moron"

The beautiful woman known as the young lady frowned slightly: "Isn't a handsome handsome fool not a fool? Don't you think that being handsome is stupid is intolerable?"

"Miss ... not good."

The little girl turned round and said something worried.

"The handsome guy is not stupid enough to cheat home to play, thanks to it. I'm back in the capital, and I want to have a boring life. I have to have some fun, right?"

She smiled, pinching her index finger and thumb in the void, as if pinching a flower butterfly's leg to see how it wouldn't fly away.However, in her opinion, the guy who spent money to buy it away should be more fun than flowers and butterflies.