Conquer the World
Chapter 119 Bold Hair Thief!
Chapter 119 Bold Hair Thief!
The dome is actually a row of very simple wooden houses. If it matches the identity of the emperor, it can even be said to be simple.It's just a few small wooden houses that don't stand out. The outside is not rows of flowers and plants but rows of cucumber and beans.The house is not tall, and it is unsightly compared with the huge buildings in Tai Chi Palace.Some green vines climbed to the roof of the house along the wooden wall, but they didn't bloom.
Just next to the window was a kang. It seemed that it was very difficult for the emperor to sit at the desk and deal with the government.Whether it is the Taineng Palace Dongnuan Pavilion or this dome, Xiao Tu Kang has become an iconic thing in the Imperial Study.However, Kang was next to the window, and when he was tired, sitting on the kang and leaning on a cushion to enjoy the scenery outside the window was a very pleasant thing.
But this simple place is undoubtedly the heart of this huge empire.Every summer, the emperor will move here to deal with the government.I don't know how many government orders came from here, and how many awards were sent here.Fang Xie carefully peeked at the last time he came to the dome, and the knots on the Tukang low table could be half as tall as the stack.And this is at most a day's break. It is hard to imagine how painful it is to watch the break from day to day.
But the emperor's understanding of this huge empire came from each piece of work.
Sometimes Fang Jie thinks that if half of the reports are false news, then no matter how wise this emperor is, it is difficult for him to become a wise prince to the people.If he tells the emperor this idea, he will laugh at the emperor.Then the emperor would tell him very seriously that so many twists and turns would be seen every day, maybe half of them were lying.
The first thing a qualified emperor has to do is to identify what is true and what is fabricated in these complexes.
It is also necessary to see the truth behind the lies.
Would n’t it be simple and easy to become the Emperor Shengming in the mouth of a common person?The following magistrates, six out of ten are rewarded, not worried, lest a truth-telling will ruin their future career, but as long as they conscientiously speculate, they can still learn from their performance or with others. Find the truth in contrast.
For example, in some counties where floods occurred, the county magistrate often tried to conceal the above in order to fear that the imperial court would blame the construction of the dam, and then try their best to save the disaster victims so that things would not be too much.But this was the most incredible thing that Emperor Tianyou did after ascending the throne in the past, that is, those local officials did not dare to shield each other.But even so, there are not many truths about the submissions.
The local officials are different from the Beijing officials. They have no real power in the hands of six out of ten, and they report to the Yamen every day. After finishing the tasks in their hands, there is still a lot of idle time to do nothing.If the magistrate really wants to manage himself well, it is estimated that even if he doesn't sleep for 24 hours, he can't do what he should do.
No matter who has the ability, there will be some mistakes on the management side.
Therefore, writing more things to make your majesty happy and less about things that make your majesty troublesome in the break, this habit is not unique to the Sui Dynasty.
This is probably the case throughout the dynasties.
When Fang Xie walked outside the row of wooden houses, he explained to the flying fish robe guarding him that his majesty had summoned him.The flying fish robe turned and went in to make a call, and stood in the doorway and whispered.Su Buwei, the eunuch Bingbi who was waiting at the door, turned and entered the back room to ask the emperor.
"Let him wait"
The emperor did not raise his head, and the hand-painted Zhubi instructed what he said on a discount: "Jiangnan Huaishui started to be unreliable in the summer. I sent someone to supervise the construction of the dam last year. The levee has not been built for a year ... If it is not valued Many people are said not to die. It is rare that Huaiyang County guard Du Wumei is not telling lies. He said that the embankment is unstable. It must be unstable. Huai River has thousands of miles. The return is unimaginable. "
Su Buwei bowed his head and said: "The slave-servant asked him to wait outside for a while."
"Ok"
The Emperor yelled and raised his head again and said, "Go to Zhang Zhaochong, Hushu Shangshu, and Liu Renjing, Shangshu Shangshu, immediately."
"Well"
Su did not dare to bow out, and gently took the door of the back room.
When he walked out of the door, Su Buwei saw that the teenager was standing a little embarrassed. He smiled apologetically on the corner of his mouth and said: "You are waiting outside for a while now, your majesty is dealing with the incident ... Jiahuai seems to be in trouble, wait for your majesty. After the summoning, the two Shangshu adults from the Hubei and Gongbei will see you. "
"Thank you Grandpa"
Fang Xie thanked.
Su Wuwei nodded and smiled, then stopped and whispered as he walked past Fang Jie: "You can go to the forest over there for a meeting, just don't move around indiscriminately. Your majesty has finished dealing with Jiangnan's affairs for a while, I will find it myself you."
"Thank you"
Fang Xie once again clenched his fist, looked at the corner of the courtyard and said, "I'm standing there, don't dare to walk too far at will. There are many nobles in the Changchun Garden, and it's not good in case of a collision."
Su Wuxi glanced at Fang Jie with approval, and then hurried away.
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Fang Xie walked to the corner of the small courtyard, looked around and saw that no one noticed that he then drilled down behind a rockery and sat down.I ate something in the morning after a long day, and now I am hungry before my heart.If so, standing outside, he was really afraid that he could not help shaking his legs.As a scout, he is not a rarity to starve.It was not for him to be unable to eat a day, but it was not Fan Gu. He had to stand respectfully at all times.
It's a pleasure not to find a place to rest.
There is not much space behind the rockery, next to the flower wall.Fang Jie sat down on the stone and sighed helplessly as the grunts grow louder in his stomach.Anyway, the emperor would not see him for a while, he closed his eyes and rested on the stone to rest and relax.About half an hour later, Fang Jie heard the sound of footsteps, he looked through the cracks of the rockery, and saw that Su Buwei led the two men in purple official clothes walking quickly.
He saw Su Buwei glanced at where he was, seemingly casual, but Fang Jie felt that even if he was behind the rockery, he had not escaped the eunuch's eyes.
After Su Buwei entered the wooden house, Fang Jie leaned on the stone again and looked up at the sky.After sitting so bored for a long time, he didn't wait until Su Buwei came to find himself until it was dark.The grunting voice in the stomach grew louder and louder, and Fang Jie couldn't help sighing and said he didn't know how long to wait.
There was already a lantern in the wooden house, and the shadow of the emperor in the room could be seen on the window.Fang Jie couldn't help but sigh, the emperor had been sitting there for at least four or five hours without moving the place, and it was tiring enough.
He looked around and saw that the flying fish robe guarding outside the yard no one looked at himself.After hesitating for a long time, he finally couldn't hold it back, quietly reached out from behind the stone, and fumbled for a while to pull down a cucumber.Rub it on your clothes and try to eat without making a sound.
After a cucumber goes down, he is even more hungry.
After eating, he simply protruded half of his body and continued to explore.With the faint moonlight, he picked three or four of them in his arms and held them in his arms.
Just about to eat, suddenly heard footsteps coming again.He was startled and quickly squeezed those cucumbers into his clothes.After hiding, I heard the voice of Su Wuwei outside: "Fang Jie, Your Majesty let you in."
Fang Jie swallowed the cucumber in his mouth at the fastest speed, sorted out a few clothes and drilled it from behind the rockery.He said apologetically to Su Buwei: "The humble job is asleep, please don't blame him."
Su Wuwei looked at Fang Jie with a smile, and the smile on the corner of his mouth was strange.Fang Xie didn't understand it, but he knew there was absolutely no malice in the smile.
Following Su Buwei, after entering the door, Fang Xie said: "Scout team deputy Fang Xie, see your majesty."
"Get up, I'm busy dealing with some events, but I've kept you waiting outside for a long time. Come here, I have something to ask you."
Fang Jie got up and leaned slightly to the back room.Then he saluted the two adults who had not left. When he bent down, he found that the legs of the two adults were trembling slightly.
Hungry too
Fang Jie smiled in his heart, saying that you can't eat cucumbers.
The emperor picked up a piece of paper from the low table and handed it to Fang Jie: "This is the exam question for Yanwu Academy this year. I specially asked Dean Zhou for this. This is just a question in the exam. How to solve it? "
It turned out that the emperor still wanted to test himself.
Fang Jie took the exam question with both hands and looked at it through the light.
At night, there are ten candles.Click the first one, then the second one after the burnout, and then the third one after the burnout. After the burnout, light the rest of the candles together, and the wind blows, and only one is not extinguished. How many next?
Seeing Fang Jie frowning slightly, a smile appeared at the corner of the emperor's mouth.When this question was in Yanwuyuan, it seemed that none of the big names got it right.Most of them think the answer is too complicated, but the thinking is too simple, but the topic is biased.
"Four Roots"
The emperor's mouth twitched, and Fang Jie gave the answer.
"Ok?"
The two Shangshu adults who were standing not far away looked at him coincidentally, and the emperor smiled and nodded, "It seems that I have given you these five excellent qualities and it is not a fraud, so I can tell the answer so quickly that I did not expect it. "
Fang Jiexin said that this world without brain teasers is really boring.
It was at this time that Liu Renjing, who was standing on the side of the Ministry of Industry, suddenly cried out in disbelief.This old Master Shang Shu who was just scolded badly by the Emperor, bowed his head a little embarrassedly to hide the embarrassment on his face.His Majesty had asked him why the Huai Shui embankment had been repaired for a year, and he was so scared when he could not stop the flood.I couldn't control it at this moment, and my stomach was already empty.
"what sound?"
The emperor asked after listening to his ears.
"It's a minister ... it's a minister's belly."
Liu Renjing replied blushing.
The emperor stunned, and then couldn't help laughing: "I have forgotten that you haven't eaten anything from noon to now, and I haven't eaten. I feel hungry even when you are in your stomach. Su Don't be afraid, let people send some snacks to let them pad first, and boil a bowl of rice porridge for me later. "
"The porridge is already hot. If your majesty eats it now, the slave will be sent to you immediately."
"Well"
The emperor smiled and said: "A few more bowls come up, don't let them say that I'm stingy. Fang Jie ... You also stay, I have something to ask you after eating."
"Don't use it, the minister is not hungry, and the minister is not hungry at all."
Fang Jie unconsciously waved his hand to quit, but at this moment, there were a few clicks, and none of the cucumbers hidden in the clothes fell along the clothes.
For a time, the room became particularly quiet.
The emperor couldn't help but widen his eyes and raised his fingers to the green palaces below the ground and asked, "This is ... what?"
Fang Xie took a deep breath, then leaned over and replied: "Your Majesty ... this thing is called ... cucumber."
The emperor was stunned for a moment, and the surprise in his eyes had not dispersed.Fang Jie quickly stooped down to pick up the few cucumbers, and then tucked back into his clothes.
"Senior courtesy ... Your Majesty please punish."
As he spoke, he thought about what he should do next.
"Bold!"
The emperor sitting on Tu Kang suddenly shouted, frightened Fang Jie.Just when he decided to plead guilty, the emperor pointed at the tip of his nose and said angrily: "I picked my cucumber and dared to stuff it back. How dare you! I ask you ... Is it delicious? "
"Fragrant and sweet ... delicious ..."
Fang Xie bowed his head and answered with a trembling tone.
"Delicious? Isn't it delicious enough for me and some adults to taste?"
Hearing this sentence, Fang Jie's turn was stunned.He unconsciously pulled the cucumber out of his cuff, carefully placed it on the low table and quickly returned.The emperor took a look and took out a white handkerchief from his sleeve and wiped it. It was not unclean, and he stuffed it into his mouth and took a bite.
"I planted it by myself, it was really sweet and delicious! Come and come, you two each one, there is no solution."
The emperor generously pointed at the few cucumbers, but the two Shangshu adults were dumbfounded.Su Buwei grinned and smiled, saying that this little guy really had a relationship with His Majesty.He quickly walked up and handed the two Shangshu adults one each.The two Shangshu glanced at each other, and both saw incredible in each other's eyes.
They never imagined that they would eat cucumbers with His Majesty one day ...
Click
Click
The crisp chewing sound floated out of the cabin, and seemed to be carried into the air with the clear breeze, and drifted far and far.