Conquer the World

Chapter 167 Disgusting Things

Fang Henshui recites the mantra silently in his heart, while taking a peek at the old monk who changed his destiny from time to time.He didn't know what kind of road he was taking, but he was sure that he was running away from all his dreams in his life and moving away.

He once imagined that he would become an excellent headhunter, breaking countless cases and getting promoted one after another, and sitting in the county magistrate, or even the seat of the county guard one day.When his beard is white, he may become a governor!

He had imagined that he would become a master of peerlessness, and he would be impressed by His Majesty even for his resistance to the invasion of countless foreign enemies.When his beard is white, there are filial children and a large group of apprentices under his knees, which are second to none in the rivers and lakes and in the court.

He once imagined that he would marry a quiet and virtuous lady.Even if they will not become the most important figures in the Sui Dynasty, they must live a happy and beautiful life.Take the wife's hand and stroll along the seashore, listen to the tide and watch the sunset, enjoy every spring blossom, and taste every day and moon alternately.

He even thought that when he died, he would stand on the small dirt hill in his hometown, with the tomb head facing the sea.

But these are all gone.

After the wisdom of the old monk taught him the method of tortoise, he closed his eyes and stopped talking.He didn't look tall at this, but the old man with a strong sense of oppression like a big mountain in front of him had no trace of resistance in his heart.The old monk said he was injured, but Fang Hengshui knew that even the injured old monk could crush himself with one finger.

Buddha

Everyone in Da Sui despised the Buddha Sect like a dog, and turned into a Buddha Sect disciple.

Fang Henshui smiled bitterly and said why fate is so unfair to himself.He is just a catcher in a remote small county in the big Sui, even if there are many magnificent dreams, it is just a dream, isn't it?He is an ordinary person, and every ordinary person will have some dreams out of his mind.

He knew he was only a mediocre life in the end, marrying a fisherman's daughter, with very rough skin tanned by the sun and blown by the sea breeze, and a bucket-like thick but strong waist.I gave birth to several children. Every day, like a bird waiting to feed, I squatted at the door and waited for me to come home from the Yamen. When I saw myself, they screamed and rushed up to hug my father.

Why did it become like this today?

Who am I offending so much that I will encounter such bad luck one after another?

Fang Henshui thought a lot, then gradually fell asleep.He was very tired. Although the old monk was skinny and short, he was very tired carrying him all the way, and he had not eaten for two days.The food picked up from the students was lost when they fled, and only the rest is something that the old monk can enjoy.He could only look at it, not even dare to smell it.

After falling asleep, he began an endless nightmare.I dreamed that I was wearing a gray monk's clothes and a golden cassock, walking on the prairie.Those herdsmen in strange clothes looked up to them and offered their gold and silver and the most delicious food.

The most beautiful woman prostrate and kiss his toes at his feet.

He looked at the herdsmen proudly, feeling the grassland wind completely different from the sea breeze.In his dream, he saw the prairie, as vast as the sea, but it was green and endless.The wind blew past the grass, like waves.He stood there, enjoying the admiration of everyone.

At this time, suddenly a black tide flooded from the eastern horizon.He widened his eyes to see, staring in horror as the black wave rushed over unstoppably.Stepped on the green grass, crushed the herdsmen, blood and minced meat were everywhere, howling and crying through the sky.

It was Da Sui's heavy armor, which crushed the peace in his dream.Those big Sui cavalry wearing black armor reap the lives of herdsmen with sharp horses as they would wheat.They are like black hurricanes, everything they have been destroyed.No one can stop them from moving forward. The loud horn of the Sui army's attack seemed to tear the sky of the grassland.

He could not stop the majestic army. He dreamed that he was knocked over by a crimson horse. The knight on his horse held a long bloody knife in his hand. His indifferent eyes looked at himself. There is no trace of emotion.He wanted to kneel and beg, but he couldn't turn over when he was stepped on by the crimson horse.He wanted to say that he was also a Sui, but he clearly felt that the eyes behind the Sui general's face shield could see everything.

"You are a traitor, a traitor of Sui Dynasty, so ... you can only die."

The Sui will speak indifferently, and then slowly raise the huge long red knife.At this time, Fang hated the water to see clearly. The knife was not red because it was covered with blood. The knife was originally of such a color. It was strange, deep, and the red was scary.

The blade was raised, and the sunlight seemed to penetrate the blade.

What a terrible knife.

What a beautiful knife.

The knife fell, and Fang Henshui even saw his head roll on the ground.The blood waterfall in the neck was spraying outward, and the blood was filled with shame.

what!

Fang Henshui woke up and was already soaked in sweat.

I am no longer a Sui ...

Waking up, Fang Henshui shivered and curled up in the corner of the tree hole.He hugged his knees, buried his head between his legs and dared not open his eyes to see the world.After a long time like this, he suddenly looked up at the old monk, with hatred in his eyes.It was late at night, the tree hole was darker, and he could only see the faint outline of the old monk, sitting cross-legged like a zombie.

The old monk is still in the setting, and it seems that he hasn't heard anything about him.

Fang Henshui bit his lip, blood slowly slipping down the corner of his mouth.

...

...

Fang Xie stretched out when he woke up, and then failed again to try to calculate the hour.This dungeon is invisible all year round, even if it is sunny and sunny outside, if it is not lit, it will still be scary black.The light here is always dim yellow, it is impossible to speculate whether it is day or night because of that oil lamp.

Being in this place for a long time will make people feel confused.Even day and night are no longer separated, muddled.Perhaps it was done intentionally, and there was no regular time to give him meals.So that Fang Jie completely lost time, and gradually too lazy to think about whether the sun or the moon is hanging outside.

If Fang Xie didn't speak, the quiet room in the stone room seemed to hear his own heartbeat.People always want to pursue a quiet life at some time, and do not want to be disturbed by anyone or anything.However, if you are really in such an absolute quiet room, there will often be infinite fear in your heart.

There was no sound, so that even the sound of a slight movement of the body was so harsh.

Fang Xie frowned, and his expression finally became pleasant after a long time of gestation.A long and sharp fart was squeezed out of his stomach, tearing the silence in the stone room.The voice sounded abruptly, so proud.

Fang Xie smiled triumphantly, turned over and continued to sleep.

Perhaps this is a very boring struggle, not ridiculous, but reveals a desolation.

When Fang Jie opened his eyes for the second time, nothing changed in the room.The oil lamp stuck to his post tirelessly, and did not know how the lamp oil inside could not burn.Just when Fang Jie was ready to pour a long time of urine, the voice of the voice sounded outside the iron door.

From this point, it is not certain that it is daytime, because there are people guarding outside at all times.And there are always some boring people who will come to see him at any time, push open the iron door and say a few boring words to him.For example, the one-armed man seems to like to look at Fang Jie's embarrassment at leisure.

Fang Xie left the stone bed at the fastest speed, rushed to the corner and lifted the night pot and sprinkled with sorrow-yellow-urine.The expression on his face was so intoxicating, as if he had just done a flower-like beauty.

The iron door was pushed open, and the person who walked in outside saw that Fang Jie, who was lifting his pants, was stunned, and his face was slightly unhappy.

This is someone who has never seen Fang Jie, very young.Wearing a light gray, almost moon-white brocade, and a jade pendant hanging on the belt, the red tassel looked particularly striking.This man is very tall, but not tall.It seems that at most it is under the ear of Fang Jie.He said his figure is long because it looks like his figure is perfectly proportioned.

The young man's face was very white, not the kind of fat-applied white powder nor the morbid white. The white one was very healthy and had the texture of sheep fat and white jade.His eyebrows are very thin, slightly raised, his eyes are large and his eyes are proud.Compared to a man, his jaw is slightly pointed, but it doesn't violate.

Put in the group of men, he is definitely a beautiful man.

But Fang Xie can see at a glance that this is a girl.Still a self-righteous girl, thinking that wearing a men's clothing can deceive all the perverted girls with pervert eyes.

Behind her was a big man, but behind the young man he looked very respectful.So Fang Xie speculated while raising his trousers, which would allow the Ouchi Guardian Office to pacify the Hou Wenji as a follow-up chick.

"nausea"

The guy dressed as a man frowned and raised his hand to cover his nose.

"Eating, drinking, shitting, and peeing are the most normal things. If you feel disgusting at all, I really do n’t know what you feel is disgusting. And ... your definition of nausea is too obvious, and you do n’t understand anything It's disgusting. "

Fang Jie sat back on the stone bed carelessly, took off his shoes and started picking his feet.

"Your Highness ..."

Hou Wenji whispered, trying to persuade the woman with a gloomy face.She was the one who was brought back to the soldiers by the Taoist people on the Half Moon Mountain that day.If Fang Jie was present, she would be able to easily guess her identity.

The faceless woman took a slow breath and made herself look calmer.She came here simply because of curiosity, curious to know what the heir of the seventh uncle who loves her most is.But at this moment of seeing Fang Jie, she was obviously disappointed.Although the dirty guy has a beautiful eyebrow, he looks disgusted while sitting on the stone bed.

"Well"

She walked to the chair and sat down, trying to make herself look cold and indifferent: "Then tell me what is disgusting?"

Fang Xie glanced at Hou Wenji, pointed to his nose and asked, "I must answer?"

He had to frown when his fingers were close to the tip of his nose, and the fingers that caught his feet didn't taste very good.

Hou Wenji nodded: "Must."

Fang Xing snorted, straightened up and looked at the woman for a while, unscrupulous, his eyes swept from top to bottom.This made the woman even more unhappy, but in order to show her strength, she pretended to be calm.She was not angry, just because the prisoner seemed to look down on her.If it is angry, it may make this nasty guy look down even more.

"Disgusting thing ... you can imagine yourself having a poop of shit for breakfast. People who shit may get angry, and the poop has black hair. So it will stick to your teeth when you chew, and it's not easy to swallow . "

The woman's complexion changed and her stomach churned.

"Of course, you can think of it as dry rice. You can find someone who has an upset stomach to pull it down and drink it as porridge. Just rinse your mouth and wash down the dry rice you ate before."

The woman pursed her lips tightly and looked at Fang Jie's eyes with increasing anger.The tumbling in her stomach hardly held her, but she still didn't vomit after all.

"This is disgusting? But so!"

She asked with a sneer.

"No no no"

Fang Xie waved again and again, and then looked at her eyes and said seriously: "It's disgusting ... you're stuffing your teeth."

Wow

She finally couldn't hold on and spit out.