Conquer the World

Chapter 491 This move is called Flip

"Teacher ... Why do horses have four legs and people have only two legs?"

Xiao Daotong asked seriously while walking.

Xiang Qingniu glanced at him contemptuously: "Because you have two legs and later become hands, many years ago you might have walked on four legs like a horse."

Xiao Daotong sighed: "If only I could walk on four legs like a horse."

Xiang Qingniu hated it indisputably: "People are the supernatural creatures and masters of the world. As a person, you actually envy a horse ... Xiaojun, have you been eaten by dogs in the past few years? Do you mean Say, what can this horse envy you? "

Daotong Xiaojun moved the burden and asked hard: "Teacher, did you ask the soldiers for a few horses, isn't it for riding? You can carry things even if you don't ride ... why do you need a horse? Let me carry the courage ... People are carrying the load and the horse is idle. I will teach you what the horse is all about, torturing me and Xiaomei deliberately ... "

Xiang Qingniu said seriously, "Xiaomei didn't say anything, why are you so much complaining?"

The child carrying Xiang Qingniu was crying without tears: "Teacher, I don't want to say anything, I'm so tired that I don't want to talk ..."

"Can you fight for strength, I do this for your good."

Xiang Qingniu said seriously: "We are out of the border, and across the Qingxia is the site of the Mengyuan Barbarians. The two of you are so terrible that any Buddhist disciple can kill you casually. Now you The hardship is for you to think about the enemy in the future! "

Xiao Jun said: "I get it. I want to teach you that we want to make our body stronger, so that we have a better chance of winning against the enemy."

"No no no ..."

Xiang Qingniu solemnly said: "Don't think about the enemy with your two cultivation practices. I mean you two are so weak. Once you are caught, if you are a bull and a horse, you already have The experience along the way, life will not be so painful and painful ... "

Xiao Jun's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but sincerely say: "Thank you for your teaching!"

Xiang Qingniu pouted: "You have the ability to speak your mind."

Xiaojun smiled and asked with a smile: "Zhangjiao, are there bald donkeys all over the Qingxia?"

"Pooh!"

Xiang Qingniu cursed: "You don't look down on the Buddha Sect too much. The people of the Buddha Sect are well respected anyway in the prairie. Those Buddha Sect disciples generally live in the temples to receive offerings unless they need to come out and move around very rarely. Even if you walk on the grassland for a month, you never see a person who has got a countertop on the Buddha Sect. "

Xiao Jun nodded and asked, "Teacher, what are those two white-haired old men doing?"

Xiang Qingniu looked at Chen Chen and Chen Ha brothers in front of him, and smiled proudly: "These two guys were enlightened by me, but they still have that kind of temperament. Just now I said that males have 30 more tails than females. Root hair, they don't believe it, so they count the hair behind the horse's bottom. "

Xiaomei asked with surprise: "Teacher, the male horse really has 30 more hairs than the female horse's tail?"

Xiang Qingniu angered slightly: "You must not follow me and go to those two surnamed Chen as disciples!"

Xiaomei suddenly said: "It turns out that you were cheating them ..."

Xiaojun glanced at Xiaomei like an idiot: "I said you've been stupid, huh, you don't admit it yourself. The instructor told them to count the number of hairs on the horse's tail. , So that the two will no longer be nagging, and second, you can know how many hairs are on the tails of male and female horses. "

Xiang Qingniu sighed helplessly: "These horses are all stallions ..."

Xiaomei couldn't help but praise: "Teach your eyesight!"

As he was saying, the Chen brothers, who were pulling horse tails in front of Shumao, suddenly stopped because the stop was too abrupt, so that the horse that was walking forward was dragged by the tail barrage, and the horse couldn't help it. Angry look back hissed twice.Xiaojun Xiaomei couldn't help laughing, but Xiang Qingniu's complexion couldn't help but change slightly.

"Xiaojun Xiaomei, please go back to Leshan, Qing Dynasty."

Xiang Qingniu came down from Xiaomei's back and pointed to the burden carried on Xiaojun's shoulder: "I'm useless for gold and silver jewelry, you're going to be a entanglement to go back. It took a lot on the way, eat and drink I have enjoyed it and said that it is for the sake of realizing the Taoism and the Taoism. In fact, I am greedy and greedy. But the rest is enough for you to hire someone to carry you all the way back. "

"why?"

Xiaojun and Xiaomei asked in unison.

Xiang Qingniu sorted out his clothes and stretched out his hand to pick up the golden belt that symbolizes the status of Taoism, and tied it around his waist.Because he had a big stomach, he had been too lazy to tie this strap before.I don't know why, watching the act of attaching the golden belt even with a little sincerity.

"Get out of here."

Xiang Qingniu waved his hand: "After going back and telling Mo Ningzhi, she is Taozong Xinzhang!"

After finishing this sentence, he waved his hands in his robe sleeves, and the two little boys were rolled up by a gust of wind and sent out 20 meters away. The two shouted at the same time, but Xiang Qingniu did n’t look back. She waved her hand: "Go away, you've reached the mouth of Qingxia, and you can't leave the corpse capital before you go, don't you feel sorry if you haven't touched a woman? Don't feel sorry to tell Mo Ningzhi to teach you, don't be proud Leave a place for Lao Tzu, maybe one day Lao Tzu will go back and do the teaching too! "

After saying this, Xiang Qingniu strode forward.

I don't know why, at that moment, the two little children looked at the fat figure and became tall and majestic.

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"I just said that people who would not see the Buddha Sect casually would encounter such a big wave just after they left Qingxia!"

Xiang Qingniu scolded lowly, led a horse forward, and Chen Heng and Chen Ha followed him.Three or three horses, not riding, walked over to the crowd that had become clear.

"After a while, you two come first."

Xiang Qingniu said while walking.

Chen Hun pouted: "Why ..."

Xiang Qingniu raised his stomach and pointed at his golden belt: "I see this, this is the royal gift from your majesty. It is a golden belt that symbolizes the status of Taoism. I am all such a big person, I have encountered a few Do I have to take care of this little character? You two need to be conscious ... Since Xiaofang Fang let you two follow me, you two will be responsible, OK? "

Chen Ha nodded: "When did you fight?"

Xiang Qingniu said seriously: "When you two can't move."

Chen Ha dragged the horse away and looked at Xiang Qingniu with his eyes.

"At the very least, I have to meet Tianzun or something. Let me do it again."

Xiang Qingniu smiled and said, "Identity, I have an identity, OK."

"Why play?"

Chen Hu asked suddenly.

Xiang Qingniu was silent, and then said word by word: "This is one thing that can't tell the truth. The people in the Central Plains are looking at Buddhism and the Buddhism is not right. , You asked me why, I want to say that this is God ’s will. You must feel blind-headed, so there are so many reasons why, do you need a reason to fight? "

Chen Hun thought and shook his head: "No need."

Xiang Qingniu said: "Remove the word" bar "and it's all here. If the people who encountered the Buddhism didn't beat well, how could it be worthy of us coming all over the place?"

When he finished saying this, he felt a little sad in his heart.

More than ten years ago, Brother Two went west, and has never returned to the Central Plains since.One year ago, the master went westward, but no news came back.Now, he walked out of the Qingxia.The four brothers and sisters, except Luo Weiran, actually went on the same path.The second brother who was hailed as the strongest by his master failed to do anything, and the master brother who was trapped in the cage and then clearly understood the heavens did not do anything ... Can I?

Xiang Qingniu asked himself.

He took a deep breath and then snorted: "Whether he can, let's fight first."

There are no fewer than 100 disciples of Buddhism appearing on the opposite side. Even the shepherds who have lived on the prairie for many years rarely see so many disciples traveling together.Before Xiang Qingniu said yes to the two little children, the disciples of Buddhism seldom walked outside the temple in their own identity. They enjoyed the food and money sent by the herdsmen.For ordinary tribes, even Ai Jin can hardly invite Buddha Sect disciples to travel.One hundred and ten disciples of Buddhism appeared all at once, and if they were seen by the herdsmen, they would have worshipped.

At the front are about thirty or forty Buddhist disciples wearing yellow clothes, followed by a dozen people wearing blue robes, these dozen people carrying a jiao, sitting cross-legged on a red monk Young monk in robe.Next to Qian is four white monks, followed by dozens of yellow shirt monks.

Those who can be carried by other monks must have a high status among Buddhism.

"Would you like to speak a few words first?"

Chen Ha asked Xiang Qingniu.

Xiang Qingniu nodded: "Naturally I want to say, I'm the Taoist Emperor."

He had just walked a few steps forward and saw that the young monk sitting on the shrine reached out and pointed forward and said something low.Immediately following, the dozens of yellow shirt monks in front immediately rushed towards Xiang Qingniu's side.Some people showed the ring knife, some people showed the copper cymbals, killing.

"Oh, I'm so bad-tempered, I can't stand it!"

Xiang Qingniu saw that the Buddhist disciples rushed over and couldn't help but anger: "I didn't even give Lao Tzu the chance to sign up for bragging, I got mad at this time. Don't move either of you, this first I hit myself! "

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Chen Heng and Chen Ha squatted aside and whispered while pulling up the withered hairy grass: "This guy is really unreliable. He also said that letting us both get on first is his identity. He needs to hold some, and then he rushed up on his own. "..." "Uh um, that is, it's not reliable ..."

Twenty or more disciples of Buddhism came to the scene with mengyuan's words. These people are all junior disciples of Buddhism, but they also exist like gods in the herdsmen. The black robe had a golden belt attached to it and they didn't hide or hide. They immediately became angry.In the prairie, the herdsmen kneel to the ground when they see them far away.

A monk shouted loudly in the Mengyuan dialect: "Where did you come from, why don't you avoid it! But the Han barbarians?"

Xiang Qingniu rolled up his sleeves while walking towards him: "Wang Baeg, your grandfather is your ancestor!"

After scolding, he felt something was wrong, and then he spit hard.He scolded, and Buddhism disciples also scolded, but no one knew what they said to each other.A Buddhist sect disciple was impatient and threw copper cymbals straight away for a dozen steps to Xiang Qingniu.Xiang Qingniu smiled as soon as he saw it, and said three words at the corner of his mouth.

"Little Boarding"

boom!

The appearance of a huge foot with a length of ten meters is abrupt, which is composed of the heavy surging heaven and earth. After the emergence of this huge foot, it quickly fell, and the two dozens that rushed over All the yellow shirt monks stepped on it.

Twenty people actually stepped directly into the ground.

"Pretend to be your mother."

Xiang Qingniu glanced at the red robe monk sitting on the shrine, and his middle finger was raised towards the man: "Fang Jie explained that the gesture was called dry, and Lao Tzu clearly realized that he was doing a good job!"

As his middle finger erected, the heads of the twenty or so monks buried in the ground suddenly exploded, and the blood mist immediately diffused, so cruel!This handsome, affable fat man, who didn't expect to make a shot, didn't leave a point.But this is not over yet, a huge finger suddenly appeared behind the yong, and poked hard towards the yong.