Conquer the World
Chapter 655: Your Majesty only needs to sit in a dragon chair
PS: Monthly ticket list was burst one after another, the top ten is not guaranteed ...
Chapter 655: Your Majesty only needs to sit in a dragon chair
"Is the journey pleasant?"
Fang Jie asked the fat Taoist Xiang Qingniu. The fat man came up first and gave Fang Jie a bear hug. Le Fang's solution was almost breathless. After releasing his hand, the fat man smiled and said, "Everything is good along the way First look for places of interest to play around. Then saw a meal at the most expensive restaurant in the local area. Guo Xianxing ate the famous drunk fish and shrimp, passed the Jiading and ate the famous Chenghu crab, and ate in Sunzhou After eating the four-billed bass, I ate the grilled chicken after Ende. I went to the building to look at the moon and went to the lake to catch the turtle.
Fang Jie smiled: "It was really pleasant."
Xiang Qingniu pulled a small book out of his arms and handed it to Fang Jie: "If you do this, I will be happier."
Fang Xie took a look at it and said, "What is this?"
"You know that I have always been a thrifty person. I can't do such extravagant food and drink along the way."
"I believe this."
Fang Jie nodded: "It's okay for you to cheat and eat and drink, and it's hard for you to buy your own food and drink."
"The one who knows me also understands."
Xiang Qingniu gave Fang Jie a commendable expression, looked back at Mo Ningzhi and lowered his voice: "It's not your prostitute wife yet. I eat and drink along the way and pick up expensive ones. It ’s not enough to be clean, you have to eat it delicately and you can take a bath with hot water at any time. You said that you are a scout and you do n’t take a bath for ten days and a half months is a common thing, you can taste the taste of old wine, Why did you find such a picky mother-in-law! "
Fang Jiebai glanced at him: "When did I say that it was my wife?"
"Give me a break."
Xiang Qingniu said in a very low voice: "This mother-in-law is very spicy. She told me that there was a bet between you two, either she killed you or you slept her! I have lived the most domineering and personalized life. "
"Get out!"
Fang Jie scolded, hoping to kick this fat man out.
"I know you!"
Xiang Qingniu patted Fang Jie's shoulder and said in a tone you know and I said: "You guys have a tough life, so many years you can't live without reason, and there is a little longevity for turtles ... I have a hunch that it is not so easy for this girl to kill you. Of course, it is not so easy for you to sleep. But I believe you are a little shameless than her, so you must win in the end. "
Fang Jiekuu asked in a lower voice in the past: "What state is she in now?"
Xiang Qingniu was stunned, and then looked at Fang Jie with a look that you really shameless: "You were so domineering when you agreed with her, can you be like a man now?"
"Hurry up!"
"Even if it's not as good as I am, it won't be much worse? This woman's evil gate is so powerful that cultivation is amazing."
"Damn ..."
Fang Xie whispered, "True pervert."
"Yes."
Xiang Qingniu hung his head around Fang Jie ’s shoulder and said, “Who can blame? It ’s not that you were stupid when you agreed with her? You could n’t say that at first. Since it ’s a man who wants to talk about domineering, then It should be more domineering! Sometimes it ’s a bit of a loss, but it seems that we are better! "
"What should I say?"
Fang asked.
Xiang Qingniu cleared his throat: "Cough ... That ... You should say this to her ... I won, and I fell asleep! You won, and you fell asleep!"
Fang Xie nodded deeply: "It really makes sense."
"Do you agree?"
Xiang Qingniu asked.
"Serve your uncle."
Fang Jie kicked Xiang Qingniu's ass, then looked back at Mo Ningzhi: "Hello"
Mo Ningzhi glanced at him: "Neither do you."
A jingling sound, Mars flickering outside the body of Fang Jie, especially intense.It was like someone stabbing out dozens or hundreds of swords one after another, and the sound was connected.
"what?"
Mo Ningzhi froze a little, then couldn't help but his eyes lit up: "This is more interesting."
Just before that moment, Mo Ningzhi's eye blades attacked at least 360 times, and Fang Jie spread the power of metal and the force of earth in two layers around the body, stopping all the eye blades.The meeting between the two looked calm, but Fang Jie was quite sure that Mo Ningzhi would definitely shoot when he saw him, and he would never tell him.
Fang Jie smiled and said, "I want to kill me so urgently. At first, I was given a three-year surrogate for the dead ghost. This is really not a real thing, but if it is not because of this, you don't have this behavior now. Say. It ’s not too much to be blessed by misfortune, so is there a discount for killing me? "
"Do not"
Mo Ningzhi's eyes squinted slightly and smiled like the most beautiful meniscus. Her appearance at this time became very cute and extremely charming: "I want to kill you not because of the three years of experience, but because I want to kill you. It ’s that simple. Especially when you say on the twenty-three streets of East must be ... after that, I want to kill you even more. "
Fang Xie pouted: "This word counts now."
Mo Ningzhi's eyes are more charming: "Okay, I'm here now, you come."
Fang Xie looked at Xiang Qingniu: "If she wants to kill me, I will kill you first."
Xiang Qingniu shrugged his shoulders: "You can't beat me."
"It's okay to hurt both sides."
Fang Jie is no longer boring, pulling Xiang Qingniu to the side, and then took a deep breath: "Your second brother has a sentence to tell me before you die."
Xiang Qingniu's complexion changed obviously, but he resisted and sniffed his nose and said with a strong smile: "That long-winded ghost, what is he going to say before he dies, what annoying ... what did he say?"
"He said ... help me tell Qingniu to lose weight, too fat to find a wife."
Xiang Qingniu was silent for a while and then eagerly asked, "Just this sentence?"
"Just this sentence."
Fang Jie nodded.
Xiang Qingniu raised his head and looked up to the sky, scolding his nose loudly: "Xiang Qingzheng-fu-your uncle, does I have a daughter-in-law who cares about your fart? Even if you do n’t leave any martial arts cheats for Lao Tzu, you will have to leave dozens of millions of silver flowers. If you have n’t settled the bill with you, you will die ... Whom do I spend so much money with in order to find you? This bastard! You bastard! You ... I ’m willing to get fat, you ’re in charge, you ’re in charge of me ... "
The fat man sat on the ground pointing at the sky and scolded like a shrew.
Tears like rain, howling and crying.
I was still laughing for a second before crying into a tearful man for a second.
No one finds it ridiculous.
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"Did you guess that Mr. Zhuo will come to you after your visit to Qingle Mountain?"
Xiang Qingniu wiped the tears from the corner of his eyes and asked.
Fang Xie looked at Xiang Qingniu's handkerchief, which he could no longer ask for. He shook his head and took out a handkerchief from his arms. He handed it to him: "You, a person in the Taoist gate, is waiting to die by high-level food. When I got to the rivers and lakes, I was cheating on money and tricks, but you are as good as you said. If you come to me, you will definitely come. "
"Pooh!"
Xiang Qingniu took a sip: "I confessed to eating and waiting to die, cheat, eat, drink, and swindle money, but you said that I'm partial to it. I can't bear it. Lao Tzu is also the most pure and sincere Dao Zong in history, so Why have you been a demon in your mouth for years as a demon?
"Have you really cheated?"
Fang Jie asked closer.
"Heaven and Earth Conscience!"
Xiang Qingniu said: "If I had deceived Sei Tian to fight five thunders."
Fang Xie looked up and looked at the sky: "God, this bastard is really unreliable, and a lightning bolt should be sent in time."
Xiang Qingniu glared at him: "Let's say, we have all arrived at Suzakuyama Camp, you are not here, I am ready to comfortably eat and drink yours at your house, but you send someone to find us what happened here ...... Forget it, you have no good to find me in ten or ten. Please tell me what is delicious in Yongzhou City. "
"Luo Yao"
Fang Jie explained two words.
Xiang Qingniu's complexion immediately changed: "When?"
Fang Xie said: "The latest day."
Xiang Qingniu immediately turned around: "Xiaojun Xiaomei, the two of you hurried to pack up, Dao Ye, I'm going to run!"
The two little children didn't listen to Xiang Qingniu's words since they were separated from the grassland and Xiang Qingniu. In their view, Qingleshan's view is their home, so they can't go back.This time Xiang Qingniu came out and took the two of them again, and suffered torture along the way.
The two little children really want to turn around and go, Xiang Qingniu also walked a few steps and then looked back at Fang to ask: "Are you kidding?"
Fang Jie nodded.
Xiang Qingniu scolded and walked back to himself: "I said that it was no good for you to come to me. Laozi, but Dao Zong, the youngest Dao Zun in so many years, the history books will always leave a fortune Character, you damn this is going to make me die early in life? The day after tomorrow is right ... You are responsible for finding a girl for me tonight, Dao Ye I ca n’t die until I do n’t know what a woman is like. , I'm exhausted! "
Seeing Fang Jie looking at him with a smile, Xiang Qingniu asked, "Are there plans?"
"there is always."
Fang Xie answered seriously: "But I'm not sure."
Xiang Qingniu looked at the pale woman in the room: "Who is that woman? Luo Yao's concubine?"
Fang Jie nodded: "Dao Zunhui's eyes are like a torch."
Xiang Qingniu curled his lips: "Huiyan is like an egg ... This drama is too old. You want to know who you want to kill. The most direct way to know who is to find him is his head. People in the criminal department If you want to find out which official you are, just grab the woman who is close to him and ask, which is more direct than interrogating the official. "
He froze for a while and asked Fang Jie: "Aren't you going to let me help you to ask? Don't tease her, she's not pretty, Dao Ye, I have to pick one even if I devote myself to beauty."
"You're funny ..."
Fang Xie ignored him, but looked at Mo Ningzhi: "Help me?"
Mo Ningzhi asked faintly: "Why?"
Fang Xie thought for a while and said seriously: "Do you want to kill me or watch someone kill me?"
Mo Ningzhi was silent for a while, and then walked into the house.
"How do you know she will help you?"
Xiang Qingniu asked curiously.
"Because she really wanted to kill me."
Fang Jie answered.
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Chang'an City
Tai Chi Palace
A burly man in armor walked slowly into the Taiji Temple, curiously looking at everything in the palace.It seems that this is a very majestic man, and there is a coercion of coercion all over him.People who have killed many people will always have a chilling temperament, and in him, this temperament is particularly strong.
After he walked into the hall, his eyes had been hovering in the hall, and finally fell on the golden dragon chair in the center of the north, while the emperor Xinghuang Yang of the Sui Dynasty sat on the chair with fear.Facing this man, Yang Chengqian had a feeling of powerlessness.
It was him, after Luo Yao's million soldiers surrounded Changan, he led the army to defeat Luo Yao and wounded Luo Yao.
Yang Chengqian did not expect that Yang Jiaran still had such a trick.He didn't understand why his father Yang Yi was so confident and proud before he died.I also understood why Yang Yi had such a terrible account of him before he died.
When Xiongwu's man's eyes were fixed on Yang Chengqian, Yang Chengqian could no longer sit on the dragon chair, but stood up quickly and hung his head down, like a child taught by a teacher.
"You are the emperor."
The Xiongwu man frowned slightly: "How can you bow down to others? Your father has a dauntless spirit and is willing to give everything for Da Sui. You should also have the majesty and pride that the emperor should have.
Yang Chengqian shuddered and raised his head to answer: "I know."
"Now that I am out."
The Xiongwu man nodded slightly to him: "Leave this mess to me to clean up. Your majesty only needs to sit in a dragon chair."