Conquer the World

Chapter 831 is not funny at all

As expected by Fang Jie, this way can be used as a casual game to go through. There is nothing bad about it, although after going from Luoshui North to the Yangtze River, the places along the way are all wars, but now the water is still on the surface. It's safe.In particular, Luo Tu ’s sailors had already surrendered to the Fang Jie, and the navy of the imperial court had to stay beside the tiger to support Jin Shixiong ’s men and horses. .

A few days later, the two ships finally left Luoshui and began to travel east along the Yangtze River. It was good to sail along the water, and the sailors could relax.Qingjiang is a rare sight on this river, and even Fang Jie wonders whether there is no war in this world at all.Or maybe this is only a short period of calm, and the river will usher in war soon.

"What are you doing?"

Wan Yanshu also rarely took a boat, and it was even less since the last time he went south with the Black Banner Army into Huangyang Road.Even the last time I went south, I crossed, and came over quickly, but this time I have to walk on the waterway for at least a month and a half, so it is inevitable that I feel new everywhere.She pointed to a distant boat parked in the distance and asked curiously, not understanding why those people were throwing things into the river.

"That's a new ship."

Mu Xiaoyao explained to her: "People living by the big river will always have a lot of customs. This is to respect the river god ... According to the convention, a new ship is launched, first worship the river god and honor some things, In this way, the river god can bless this ship from any strong winds and waves. "

"Will it work?"

She asked.

"Hush"

Mu Xiaoyao hissed: "Don't let the sailors hear such words, they are the most taboo. Don't mention them in front of the sailors in the future, they will feel unlucky. Whether it works or doesn't work, the grandparents do Yes, even if it is just a comfort, it cannot be denied. "

"Uh huh"

Wan Yanshu nodded quickly: "I remember."

Mu Xiaoyao smiled and lowered his voice, saying: "In fact, this is just a hope for people. It's like people will sacrifice dragon and pray for rain in the year of drought. Will it really work? I'm afraid not Yes ... but the people who live in Linhe firmly believe that there is a river god in the river, so try not to question them. People have a hope in their hearts. I think it is more real than begging for the war to not spread. "

"I understand that, just like the people of the Northern Liao nationality commemorate the mountain god every year, I look forward to the protection of the gods of 100,000 mountains, but in fact, if there is really a mountain god, he has never ignored our northern Liao nationality. Over the years, I still live in such a cold and hard place, I have never been warm. And I have to face the oppression of the Mongolian people, and the life is very hard. Fortunately, I moved to the Central Plains, and my brother said that the people of the Northern Liao nationality are very happy. . "

Mu Xiaoyao was silent for a while, then smiled: "So they should especially cherish this hard-won happiness."

Wan Yanshu understood the meaning of Mu Xiaoyao: "After going back, I will persuade Father Wang, this happiness is really hard to come by. If the people of Mu House really want him to send cold cavalry to help, don't agree. I am afraid that if the clan is involved in the war in the Central Plains, once the cold cavalry has suffered heavy losses, then the rest of the clan is a group of old and weak women and children, and it is not bullying anymore? There is no difference between men, only one is to use our North Liao people as cattle and sheep, and the other is to use our North Liao people as swords and guns. "

"So Fang Jie is worried."

Mu Xiaoyao said something, shook his head and dared not think about what kind of disaster it would be for the North Liao nationality if North Liao Hanqi was really involved in the war.The Beiliao people are not prosperous. Once the cold cavalry is out, how can the remaining people face the enemy?It is necessary to know that only the beauties of the Northern Liao nationality are enough to arouse the coveted heart of some people.Besides, there are many war horses in Beiliao.

"I used to think ..."

Wan Yanshu smiled, but there was no happiness in the smile: "My people finally left the bitter cold mountain of 100,000, and finally they were no longer bullied by the Mongolian people, and finally realized what they had hoped for many years. Dream ... After entering the Central Plains, you should become particularly happy. Every day you open your eyes, you can feel the warmth of the sun, and every day you open the window, you can see the green eyes ... "

"It ’s not just bare snow-capped mountains, not just frozen rivers ... the people sang songs, held hoe and sickle, some clumsy but satisfied to work in the field, carefully removed the weeds lest they might be damaged. The delicate seedlings, although they have not adapted to this kind of life, they must be extremely happy. The food they laid in the first year may rarely be enough, but they will not complain or feel sad. From the moment they see the food, They will cherish the food more than cherish gold. "

"When I come back from the field, the men will open their shirts, and they will complain about the heat of the Central Plains, but they will be very careful to feel the joy of sweat and sweat. They will learn to look like the Han people and make a pot of tea. Sit on the recliner, shake the fan, listen to the cicada songbirds that have never been heard before. They will get used to taking a nap under the warm sun, they will get used to fishing in unfrozen rivers, they will get used to raining, they will get used to Sultry ... will get used to alternating seasons. "

Wan Yanshu has not seen these pictures, but she knows it must be like this.She understands her people and understands the bitter cold of 100,000 mountains.

"So, I will not allow anyone to destroy this kind of beauty!"

Wan Yanshu clenched his fists, and there was a glory in his eyes that had never appeared before, so hot.

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Xiang Qingniu is used to seeing the scenery at the bow of the boat. Fang Jie found that his eyes were always floating on those fishing boats. Following his eyes for a long time, Fang Jie finally discovered the mystery ... There are some brave young women, who wear very few clothes and can sweat in the winter.

"Does it look good?"

Fang Jie crouched next to Xiang Qingniu, squatting and still trembling like an abettor: "There are more beautiful things in the blue building, do you want me to order a detour to Jiangdu? It is said that the place is gorgeous, just casually You can find an alluring country in one painting ... Do n’t distress the silver, I ’m out! "

"You get up!"

Xiang Qingniu said seriously: "As a leader of Taoism and Taoism, I will be so boring and shameless? You have not found that I am seriously observing the people's feelings? Experience the hardship of the people? You see, this is the beauty of the working people. Only a nasty villain like you will think of such a nasty thing! "

"That's fine."

Fang Jie said with some regrets: "I had originally planned to specifically allow the account in the camp to allocate a certain amount of money for Dao Zun's special fund. And give you later. "

"Pooh!"

Xiang Qingniu glared at him: "But ... is there really such a special money?"

"Absolutely not"

Fang Xie said seriously: "Just tease you, what's the real deal."

Xiang Qingniu sighed and said, "Take such an honest, kind and respectful Dao Zun to play, don't you think it's a bad idea?"

"I just find it fun."

Fang Jie smiled: "But after all, you haven't told me why you are so afraid of getting along with women. Is there any tragic childhood? Or is there any unforgettable love story? Is it in your life? One of the women has left you with indelible damage? Tell me about it, so boring along the way, saying something unhappy makes me happy. "

Xiang Qingniu looked at Fang Jie seriously and said, "Are you forcing me to fight with you?"

Fang Jie shook his head: "Don't be so serious, it's not fun to fight."

Xiang Qingniu said angrily: "If I could beat you, he would have beaten you into a pig's head."

Fang Xie expressed his understanding: "Well, I know that you absolutely did not lie ... You don't know, it's the most interesting to see someone who wants to beat you especially and beats you.

Xiang Qingniu looked at Fang Jie, and then sighed, "I'll try to find Chen Xiaoru under you ..."

Fang Jie laughed, laughing, and suddenly his face changed.

In the distance, a dark shadow swept from the surface of the river, stepping on a boat on the surface of the river like an eagle, and his identity was not light, but it was definitely fast enough.Many small boats were trampled by him, but no one was hurt.When Fang Xie saw the man clearly, the five-pulse cyclone coagulating in his cuffs quietly dispersed.

With a loud bang, the man fell on the bow of the ship, and the big ship shuddered.

"Stopping my boat, you must pay for it."

Fang Xie looked at the man and said.

"Is it possible to hit the white stripe?"

The man who just landed on the boat asked seriously.

Fang Xie shook his head: "You can't play white bars, but you can owe the meat-pay ..."

He pointed to Xiang Qingniu: "He is holding back."

Xiang Qingniu took a sip: "Yeah, I don't have that taste!"

The man laughed and sat cross-legged on the bow of the boat: "Quickly, some wine and good food, I'm still anxious to go back to fight with Jin Shixiong. The beauty will not see you two at the bow of the boat. To be honest, I was n’t sure at the beginning. I took a closer look to be sure that it was you. "

The person came to sit down carelessly and tossed the fan behind him aside. Who is this iconic ugly and iconic fan?

"You are also a prince now, are you okay to run around?"

He asked Fang Jie.

Fang Xie replied: "Bring your daughter-in-law back to her family ... do you believe it?"

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"What a coincidence."

Puhu took a sip of wine and stuffed a large piece of cooked beef into his mouth: "Every day, they are fighting each other. Today, Jin Shixiong didn't know why he didn't attack. I stood by the river to see the scenery. See you two. "

Fang Jie expressed his understanding: "This thing called Dao Zun was just watching the scenery just like you."

Xiang Qingniu puffed out his wine, and gave Fang Jie a fierce glance.

"Are you two showing off the blind date?"

Puffing Tiger looked at Xiang Qingniu's eyes and looked at Fang Jieyou's grudge, laughing.

Xiang Qingniu took a sip: "Uncle Tiger, if you don't know how to use words, can you ask me first? If the term blind date is used on me and him, how many beautiful women on the rivers and lakes will be heartbroken Do you know? Even if you do n’t think about me, think about the women who love me on the rivers and lakes. Once these four words you say make everyone think that I do n’t love women and men, you know how many Can't women survive? I'm a public lover, don't ruin my beautiful future! "

Puhu looked at Fang Jie while eating meat: "Do you still have a name called Volkswagen?"

Fang Jie froze for a moment and then moved back: "It's not funny at all!"

Xiang Qingniu smiled happily, and the tiger came alone to express enough goodwill. He had no hostility, but only appeared on the ship of Fang Jie, just as happy as an old friend.The three people talked arrogantly while drinking and eating meat, and they all said nonsense words, but they laughed heartlessly.

Pu Hu smiled very happy, but there was always a kind of sorrow in his eyes.He was particularly happy, perhaps just to hide his sadness.Or perhaps, his friends are indeed too few, so when I saw Fang Jie and Xiang Qingniu, I would feel so happy and so kind, and temporarily forgot the sadness.