Counterattack of the Cannon Fodder Chambermaid

???? Aunt Qi returned to the palace room, some of the palace people have already prepared water.

She refreshed briefly and lay down.

After lying down for a while, she couldn't fall asleep. Suddenly, she heard a sound from the window, and she straightened up and glanced at it, and saw a familiar shadow that could be recognized in ashes.

It's not that Aunt Qi hates this person so much, but that she is so familiar with this person, and she can tell who the person is even from the shadows.

When the figure turned the window and came in, rubbing his old waist to breathe, Aunt Qi suddenly said.

"What are you doing here?"

The figure had a meal, hehe smirked twice, "I'll talk to you for a while."

"Can't walk the door?"

"Go to the door for fear that you won't open it."

enemy!

Aunt Qi sat up, didn't get out of bed and turned on the lamp, so she sat and said, "What's the matter, let's talk."

"Why don't you light up the light? Where is the light, I will light it." This is what Gu said to him.

"Say quickly, and leave when you're done, I have to rest." He said very impatiently.

The black shadow touched the table and sat down by the moonlight.

"Uh……"

"Say quickly."

"So, that, it is said that you and that boy Anshun are in harmony?"

"What? What's up with you!"

The figure was choked and did not speak for a long time.

"Well, Xiugu, it is a fake agreement that you and that boy Anshun agree?"

"How about the real? How about the fake?"

"That kid is not a good thing. He used to run outside to do things for Your Majesty every day, and he did that nasty thing..."

"It's up to you to be good or not!"

"Didn't I care about you..."

"You don't need to care!"

"Don't be angry, we have been dating for so many years, and I am also doing good for you..."

"For me? For my sake, come one by my side. You take one away. This is for my own good?" Aunt Qi never said this. It seems that the darkness gave her some strength and made her unscrupulously burst out. .

Fushun was completely stunned, he thought she didn't know.

"Fu Shun, what are you thinking? I waited for you to speak from hope to despair. You like to pretend to be stupid all day long. If you like to pretend to be stupid, then pretend to be stupid. ."

"I didn't..." a very faint voice.

"If you don't have that, you can leave. Since Anshun begged me to your majesty, I will answer tomorrow."

"Xiu Gu——"

No voice responded to him.

"Aunt Xiu—" The dark shadow covered his face, and his waist collapsed.

Fushun has never been a self-willing person to show weakness. Even if he used to pretend to be a grandson, his face was humble at the time, but he never showed weakness in his heart. He always thought that being proud is not proud, grandpa will clean you up one day .

But today it is really showing weakness from the outside to the inside, but in the dark, it is indistinguishable.

"I'm not a man, I think you deserve better..."

"What is better?"

"At least it can give you happiness... at least a man..."

"What is happiness?"

Without a response, Aunt Qi smiled sadly and said: "I'm at this age, which man would marry me?"

"Sorry……"

At that time, fearing that she would be out of the palace at the age of several years, he almost madly asked her to accompany him, saying that he could not bear her, saying that the fifth prince could not live without her...

When the time came, she did not go out, he was secretly happy, but he was inferior...

After so many years, he is nearly fifty, and she is almost forty.He once thought, let's just do it, anyway, no one wants her anymore, he will stay with her until death...

Unexpectedly, some people like old ones!

Fushun, Fushun, you really are a despicable person, so despicable that people and gods are angry!

"If you can only say this, you can go. I haven't been here today."

"Then Anshun..."

really!When Aunt Qi closed her eyes, she smashed the pillow beside her.

"Go away! I will answer your Majesty tomorrow."

"Xiu Gu——"

No one answered him.

Fushun swallowed, "Aunt Xiu, you see Anshun is an eunuch, and he is not too young..."

"I do!"

"Then, what do you think of me? I'm just a few years older than him..."

Aunt Qi suffocated, and then cried out hysterically, "You enemy! Only when someone is forced to say it!"

Fushun fumbled to the bed and sat there at a loss, "Hey, Xiugu, don't cry."

"You friend!" Aunt Qi rushed into his arms, crying and beating, "you friend..."

Fushun shook his hand, fumbled for a few times, and then circled it tightly.

***

The next day, Fushun licked his old face and went to see Emperor Jing.

"You mean that you and Qi Shanggong are in agreement, and there is nothing Anshun?"

Fushun straightened his chest, hum, righteously said: "That kid is self-conscious! Xiu aunt doesn't like him, Xiu aunt always likes me."

Emperor Jing clenched his fist and coughed lightly, and said with a stiff face: "Well, I have to ask Anshun and Qi Shanggong what they mean."

I'm not afraid to ask Xiugu, but Fushun is afraid that Anshun will have extra branches.Hurriedly said: "Your Majesty doesn't need to ask Anshun, just ask Qi Shanggong."

Emperor Jing nodded understandingly.

Fushun's old face suddenly burst into laughter.

...

After all, eating food is a private matter in the palace, and the masters know it in their hearts, but they don't mention it on the surface.

Emperor Jing didn't make any decree to marry him, but he decided to do a compensatory marriage between Fushun and Aunt Qi.

There is a sedan chair (you can't buy anything if you have money), an auditorium (a lot of houses in the palace), a sedan chair (a lot of eunuchs in the palace), a gong and a drum (court musicians make up the number), and guests. Now, including the empress...

Yan Manzi came to Fushun the first day.

He died of Jingdi now, and he casually found a guard in the palace to lead him. The family was set up in the palace, and he lit Mao without a moment. Anyway, Jingdi opened one eye and closed another. , The people below are naturally.

Hearing that Fushun's old thing was about to marry a wife, he had found countless good things to share with him.

Fushun looked purple at the dazzling array of things in front of him.

Damn it!Was it intentional?

Yan Manzi was still the same old, unshaven, smiled wryly, "Hey, what? Like it, just as you marry, I'll go with you."

"Go, go..."

"Oh, it's hard to say something when I'm so angry. Hey, let's do it for your own good, okay? For the sake of our friendship, I have been investigating for several days, and the good things I put together all night, you old guy don't know the goods! "

Fushun knew what Yan Manzi's hobbies were, and he was puzzled: "Really?"

"Hey, don't believe me. I don't just ask the eunuch, but I also squatted over the roof." Yan Manzi touched his beard, as if coming to worship me soon.

Fushun was skeptical and fumbled through the booklet.The old face turned red at the first glance, like a red Guan Gong.

"Hey, blushing. In fact, you are too. Why don't you care about this. I knew that Aunt Qi didn't have to wait for you for so many years. You have to trust my ability..."

Fushun became angry and drove Yan Manzi out.

After Yan Manzi left, he took a sip at the door, then looked around, secretly closed the door, and went back to study.

Little did he know that on the roof, a big black man lifted the tiles, leaned in the cracks and looked down, laughing while watching.

***

On this day, a place in the palace was surprisingly lively.

Although there were not many people, everyone was smiling, and even Jingdi came with little flowers.

Fushun squinted and laughed all day. When he came to worship, his old face was rarely red, and his hands and feet were knotted and he almost didn't fall into a shit.

After worshipping heaven and earth, the newcomer entered the bridal chamber.

The rest of the people have not left yet, and there are two tables of wine in the next room, so they are going to have a wedding wine before leaving.

Jingdi and Xiaohua didn't stay much, staying here, everyone else was scrupulous about them.It's rare to be happy today, let everyone be completely happy once.

Jingdi and Xiaohua did not sit for a while, but walked back with the slight breeze.After five or six steps, he followed a lot of palace eunuchs.

"Really good." Xiaohua said.

Emperor Jing didn't speak, but the hand holding Xiao Hua became tight and loose.

While watching the ceremony, Xiao Hua saw that Jingdi's eyes were slightly red.It's just that his expression is not obvious, and the light is on in the room, so it is not clear.

No one knows what the newcomer means to Emperor Jing today better than Xiaohua.

Therefore, it is great that they can be happy.

...

Fushun went out and drank for a while, then blasted everyone away and returned to the new house.

The room was red and glaring, and it made people's eyes sore.

Aunt Qi's hijab had already been lifted. At this time, she was sitting at the table wearing a red wedding gown. He heard the sound of the door and turned to look at Fushun, just to see the old guy's red eyes.

She thought he was pouring horses and urinating too much, and groaned: "They all told you to drink less."

Fushun smiled stupidly, "Happy, happy..."

Aunt Qi brought a basin of water and wiped his face with the kerchief.

"Have you used the food I brought? Do you want to eat something?"

"I used it, I don't want to eat it anymore."

"Then, then rest."

The two of them went to the bed, took off their coats, and lay on the bed with only their underwear.The big red candle crackled a few times before returning to silence.

Aunt Qi was feeling agitated at this moment when she suddenly found someone next to her touched her.

"You, what are you doing?" The flushed face was like a haze, adding some crimson to Aunt Qi's ordinary face.

"Uh... I kiss you..."

"You're so old!" Aunt Qi blushed and turned her back.

After a while, the man touched it again.

Aunt Qi wanted to struggle, but was held tightly by the people behind her.

The man murmured: "Aunt Xiu...Who, the barbarian gave me a few ways, it said that we can and can be happy, should we both try?"

"Ok?"

"That product shouldn't lie to me, let's try..."

"Ok……"

The author has something to say: ps: A hundred laughs with arms akimbo, I'm a savage man who treats Yang w or not, and I don't need money if I can't cure it!

The above is a joke.

Regarding the eunuch, I have checked a lot of information (Shunshun, do you want to thank me for making it? I'm easy to me).

Well, the Ming Dynasty cut eggs, not jj, but the Qing Dynasty cut everything.

It is said that the reason why the Qing Dynasty was like this was because there were too many examples of the Ming Dynasty eunuchs filthy and chaotic the harem, such as Wei Zhongxian and the emperor's wet mother, Keshi, etc. In the Ming Dynasty, there were a lot of couples, including the emperor. The Wei dynasty's contending for the Ke family was still troubled by the emperor. The emperor asked the Ke family, Wei Zhongxian, who was chosen by the Ke family.However, food was banned in Kangxi, and it seems that it was not banned...

o(╯□╰)o face is so red, so everyone is left to think about it, you can think of any method.Hehe...