Crossing to the Future, it’s Not Easy to Be a Man

Dream Theater 1: (Monthly ticket and guaranteed monthly ticket next month)

Young Master and Master starred in love; Second Young Master, Mrs. Friendly Guest Came!

On this day, the young master said to the old man: "Baba, I'm going to the safari."

Does the old man think that he just went the day before yesterday?Why did I want to go again, and asked, "Ma'am, what are you doing there?"

The young man missed: "I want to see monkeys."

The old man wanted to go to this frequency three times a week, but he couldn't afford it. Sure enough, it cost too much to raise a baby.He cleverly coaxed: "Then no need to go to the safari."

When I was 3 years old, my head was full of question marks.

The old man said to the young man with a smile on his face, "Just look at Baba!" The old man's signs are monkeys.

The young man stared blankly at the master for a long time ... suddenly changed his mouth and said: "Then I want to see the pony!"

The old man smiled and said: "You can watch Ershao."

The young man turned his head to look at the second young man who was lying in the crib and would only spit bubbles and nibble his feet ...Can't wait for the pony in my mind!

The young man resolutely turned his head and shouted at the master: "I want to see the tiger!"

The old man's smile was still, and he said calmly without changing his face: "That's easier, just look at it."

The little head of the young man was filled with question marks again. What does this have to do with Ma Ma?

The old man kindly explained: "Have you not heard of tigress? You are so moan!"

Master:… (Can you still play happily?) Lift the table!

Master: Did you watch the small theater?Any idea what to do?

All book friends shook their heads inexplicably, saying that their concubines didn't know.

The cold light flashed in the eyes of the young master: "Do you want to read 500 words in vain?"

The book friends were shocked and shook their heads desperately, expressing that their concubines did not dare.

"That's not all the monthly tickets yet? There is also a guaranteed monthly ticket for next month, and no one is allowed to be reserved for the boss!" The meaning of the knife coming into the red knife.

With a "pop", the toy knife broke directly (can it be inserted into the table? Sure enough, it is a three-year-old baby, no common sense).

"Wow ... Ma Ma, my knife is broken!" The young man cried sadly and turned to look at a corner, her favorite vegetable cutting knife ...

"buy!"

There was a helpless sigh of his wife from the corner, telling the young man to come to ask for a monthly ticket can incur expenses ... Life is really hard!I can't afford a baby anymore!