CS Bonus Hunter

What do you say?!" Azhu looked at Liu Zuo, and Liu Zuo said, "Don't look at me, I've almost used up my savings these months."

Azhu looked at Brother Pi again, and Brother Pi said, "I was busy doing business after I was busy, but why did I lose money in the end?"

Azhu looked at himself and was silent.

In an embarrassing situation, Brother Bart's QQ rang suddenly.He walked to the computer listlessly, and suddenly his eyes lit up and cheered: "What is the auspicious nature? What is the road to heaven? Comrades, comrades, big business is here."

A Zhu rushed to Pit Brother's computer and was dizzy.Brother Fart patted Azhu's head with tears in his eyes and said: "Is it a little comrade, I have never seen a big scene! I fainted when I saw 100,000 yuan. That's like my old ginger who has experienced trouble...10 Ten thousand yuan, oooooooo..." Liu Zuo slowly walked to their side and looked at it. It turned out to be a QQ broadcast. The content was probably that the National CS Competition WCG will be held recently. The champion will receive a prize of 100,000 yuan. .Liu Zuo looked at the two people who were crying and laughing and dancing and said slowly: "Two of you stop for a while, can you see clearly? You must be a five-man team to be eligible to sign up, and it's a tryout, from the city to the province. I think you are excited in advance for the national competition."

Pige and Azhu went back to the computer again and studied them carefully. They both watched and muttered.Liu Zuo didn't bother to care about them anymore, and went to the bathroom with a copy of "Webmaster Diary."As soon as he entered the toilet, he was stunned. Everything in the toilet except the toilet was full of books-the books that Brother Pi and Azhu went to the toilet to read had never been recovered.He picked up a few books and read them, "Adult Jokes", "Beauty Gallery", "Reader's Digest", "Man is the Product of Alien", "Pain and Happy"... He sat on the toilet angrily and thought: " The tastes of these two people are really questionable..." Today's large size is particularly fun, and it somewhat compensates for the anger at the bathroom.Liu Zuo walked into the room while sighing, and saw that Brother Pi and Azhu were sneaking up on something.He also didn't bother to care about them, sitting in front of the computer and making up a small program to play with.It has been three days in a row, and he will do this as long as he is not playing CS, and he will do it soon.

While I was concentrating on it, I suddenly heard Pi brother beaming: "Alright!"

Looking back, Brother Pi and Azhu were picking up a piece of white paper with a few large characters written in a brush: Bounty Hunter Team Liu Zuo said, what are you doing?He moved his head closer to look at the calligraphy of the character, spit out the word "stinky" lightly, and started programming again.

Brother fart said: "You know a fart, I'm a Weibei style, and laymen can't appreciate it."

The pig beside him praised: "The words are beautiful and the content is novel."

Liu Zuo said: "What's new? Don't you just want to set up a team to cheat the 100,000 yuan? Are you a fool? Three heads, they have to be bombed out as soon as they sign up."

Azhu said: "No, we dress decently to sign up."

Liu Zuo said: "Your brain is sick, it's not a problem of wearing, it's that we are not a team at all. The regular team is a five-player combination, and if you are lucky, there are sponsorships, like our three calf... Hum, you should save it."

The fart brother said: "Slow! Comrade Liu Zuo, how come your mind is always turning in one direction? No wonder people say'ten programming and nine stupid'. There is a famous saying that'There are difficulties to go up, there is no difficulty to make Difficulties will also rise'—— Comrade Liu Zuo, now we are three people, but we can expand the establishment, anyway, the registration date is up to next month. As long as we find a good leg during this period, the five legs will move towards the throne of the national championship together. , Hahahahahaha... the day when we turn over is just around the corner!"

The pig on the side whispered to brother fart: "Brother, you have miscalculated the number of legs. According to your algorithm, the five of us are all one-legged."

Brother Pi said angrily: "It's not the time to count the legs? Do you kid have the concept of priorities? The top priority is to set up our team. Let's list today!" After he got the paste, he would "bounty hunter" The white paper of "Team" stuck on the door lintel in the room.

A Zhu praised: "As expected, he is courageous and far-sighted in doing things. Even the characters are written so that they have a special charm. Look at the writing, people who don't know can't recognize a word."

Brother Pi smiled slightly, expressing his appreciation for Azhu.Then he turned his gaze to Liu Zuo again and reached out to grab him.Liu Zuo tilted his neck and said: "Slow, slow! Let me save the disk first!" After asking him to tilt his neck to save the disk, Pitge stared at him seriously and said, "From today, you are the bounty hunter team. Captain!" The pig on the side clapped without losing the opportunity.

Liu Zuo said: "It's not so good. I haven't been the captain of the Dalian team since I was a kid. Now suddenly let me be an officer of such a big captain, I'm afraid I can't stand it."

Brother Pit said: "Any position, as long as you treat it with dedication, you will succeed. This captain, you must!"

Azhu said: "Yeah, yeah, you should be Liu Zuo."

Liu Zuo blushed with shame, and said: "Since the voice of the masses is so loud, I will reluctantly..." Before the end of the words, brother announced again: "From today, our goal is-WCG China Division The overall champion of the CS competition. In order to realize this lofty ideal, we have to announce a few disciplines."

"One, no more luxury goods such as melon seeds and potato chips. Save money and pay the rent."

"Two. Liu Zuo and I implement a rationed cigarette supply system every day. Those who exceed the standard will be fined for one week."

"Three, can no longer eat expensive lunch, take turns to buy vegetables every day, I am a natural chef to cook for everyone. Anyone who publicly or privately discusses that the food is not good, deduct the fixed amount of cigarettes or snacks for a week."

"Four. In order to pay the rent regularly and quantitatively, start to implement an income-generating plan. I will return to my old career after training..." Azhu and Liu Zuo craned their necks and asked: "Your old career is..." Pige said with a cold smile: " I am the devil salesman who is frightened and feared by the majority of the owners of various communities in Nanjing-mainly selling mini vacuum cleaners to middle-aged housewives. Everywhere I go, I am invincible! Back then, I quit the world of salesmen for CS. Now for CS, I want to return to the arena!"

Azhu nodded and said, "Since my eldest brother has expressed his opinion, I have to make a contribution. I am a male devil family teacher who has passed on word of mouth and thoughts about the devil from the middle and elementary school students in Nanjing. The primary school students who have passed, have made considerable progress both in their ideology and in their studies. It seems that it is time for me as a tutor to act again!

The two finished speaking and looked at Liu Zuo.Liu Zuo squatted and said: "I, I will wash your clothes at home. By the way, I will study and study team tactics."

Brother fart nodded and said: "Then, it's so decided!"

Pige and Azhu are so enthusiastic about income-generating work.Two flowers bloom, one for each-a new situation in Beijing.

From the day when I met the little lady who took out the garbage, Xicheng suffered from three problems: one was that he was fidgeting at six o'clock every night and had to take time off; the other was that he often smiled idiotly during the day and talked like sleepwalking. ; Third, when playing CS, he always squatted behind the wooden box, and then smiled and said: "This trash can is really good ammonia.

After the little beautiful lady came back from the spring outing that day, she saw Xicheng downstairs again.Xicheng is the typical sunny boy, with outstanding appearance and family background.But he couldn't do anything to fall into the hands of Little Beauty.Xiao Jiaren didn't know whether she was innocent or pretending to be stupid. Although Xicheng squatted downstairs every day and met every day when she was in the trash, she didn't have any more expressions other than that Xicheng was more fun and could say witty things.As a result, Xicheng can sorrow and love many times a day, either with joy or sigh.Recently, he finally made significant progress-he finally succeeded in persuading Xiao Jiaren to write down his mobile number.Xiao Jiaren promised to text Xicheng when she was bored or okay.Xicheng was really excited about this major progress for a long time, and added a new problem: I used my mobile phone N times a day.

But Xiao Jiaren never texted him, presumably life is colorful and there is no boring time.

Xicheng is not discouraged. Apart from reporting to the trash can downstairs in the community every day, he still insists on checking his mobile phone when he is fine.

That night, when Xicheng was going to report again, Ajie stopped him.

"Xicheng, haven't you talked about the game against the Jack team at seven o'clock tonight?"

Xicheng slapped his head and suddenly said, "Why, I almost forgot about it. Are those two people so important? Really want us to join forces and play against them?"

Ajie said: "The two of them are the core figures of the entire Jack team. Although they didn't win a game in the first half, they won four in the second half. More importantly, the four lost games were the last. I lost to him in 1v1 with the guy named so."

Xicheng's expression became serious: "You mean, if you and him 1v1, the outcome is difficult to predict?"

Ajie said: "That's the case. At our post-war summary meeting, everyone agreed that they lost because they didn't have tactical cooperation, and they lost because of their personal skills. But so and Yoki's personal skills were too good. It should be the CSER that goes hand in hand with us." Ajie turned his eyes out of the window and said thoughtfully: "If one day they know how to cooperate and understand what a real victory is, it may be them.