CS Bonus Hunter

Strong support.One day before the registration deadline for the National CS Competition, we asked several players to interview.

Brother Pi found another salesman who likes to play CS—this person is a shampoo, and he specializes in middle-aged women.

Zhutou 3 found a social youth who was full of swear words.Azhu said that the people in their dormitory couldn't beat this guy, so he recommended him to come.

W found a silent stranger and didn't know what he was doing.

After testing, all three were rejected.Everyone looked at each other and didn't know what to do.Just as everyone was at a loss, Brother Pi gritted his teeth and said: "It seems that we are going to take out the goods at the bottom of the box." He went online and broke through QQ. After half an hour of fumbling, he finally wiped his sweat and said, "It's done. I’m going to tell everyone that there will be a MM coming to our base. This person I met while wandering in a battle net. I don’t know the technology. Because I was able to play CS with MM at the time, I was too excited to have it. Pay attention to her skills, but it should be more delicious." Azhu said: "Is it beautiful?" Brother Bass said: "I don't know, I haven't seen it." Liu Zuo said, "A MM is coming, you are so important. What did you say? Everyone, clean up."

Azhu looked at the room and said desperately: "That's an impossible task." Brother Pi also said, "This look is more real and natural. I think we still don't need to clean it." Liu Zuo said, "Oh my God. , An MM, a living MM..." Someone knocked on the door half an hour later.Liu Zuo jumped up to open the door.Suddenly he changed his mind again and said to Brother Pi: ​​"You should open the door. My luck has always been bad, and I have never met an MM who looks like a human." Who knows that Brother Pi, who is always active, is shy. I got up and said, "People are also afraid of this terrible thing happening, so Azhu go and open the door!" Azhu said without raising his head: "I'm still a virgin." The three people finished talking, and looked at each other for a few times. People move.Finally, everyone turned their eyes to W who was repairing the mouse for everyone.W raised his head, glanced at everyone's eyes, and went to open the door without saying anything.

Everyone pays close attention to W's dynamics. He will be the first person to see MM.His expression will directly determine the beauty and ugliness of MM.Liu Zuo murmured: "It's really an exciting moment..." Brother Bart continued: "Even when I was playing against Ajie and the others, I haven't been so nervous before." Who knows W opened the door and turned around like nothing. Going back, I didn't even see MM.But MM seemed to be in a daze, staring at W's back quietly for a while.Azhu said in a low voice, "It's broken, it must be the appearance of W that scared people, or the appearance of MM scared W... Oh my God!" Azhu saw MM...

Azhu exclaimed incessantly. Although Pitge wanted to rely on the old man to quiet Azhu, he himself immediately had to admit that Azhu's exclamation was really reasonable.As for Liu Zuo, he has fainted.

MM walked in and smiled and said, "Who is the dangerous fart?" Brother Pi hurriedly stood up and said: "You can come to the humble house, we have no tea here, me, my dangerous fart, there are three more people..." Azhu almost burst into tears and said: "Big brother, what are you talking about? The migrant worker who opened the door is scary enough, and you have a mental illness again, which makes people MM..." Who knows MM nodded and continued Smiled and said, "Thank you. Do you need to start the exam?"

Liu Zuo was already awake at this time. He struggled to sit up from the sofa and said, "I will sign up tomorrow. You can skip the exam. But... please bring your own computer over, we need to train together... and, The team rules stipulate that love is not allowed. If you have a boyfriend, please separate temporarily."

MM said: "I don't have a boyfriend." Liu Zuo almost fainted when he heard it, but he persisted this time.However, there are still two lines of nosebleeds slowly flowing down, which is impressive.

MM said, "Okay, I'll bring the computer over tomorrow. I have something to do. I will leave first." She walked towards the door and suddenly turned around and said, "My name is Xia Yanning, and my English name is SMOKE. Name, it’s never too late for me to know tomorrow. Then, goodbye!"

Looking at the figure that suddenly appeared and disappeared, Azhuzan said, "I have personality!"

And Liu Zuo always repeated one sentence: "Damn it, hell today..."

The fart brother said: "Brother, it's not hell to win the lottery... With such a deep look, she turned out to be a CSMM. Why didn't I date her earlier..."

Azhu said: "She is so beautiful, like a fairy. I think she is standing in our house. Our place really doesn't match her."

Liu Zuo slapped his thigh and said: "Yes!-I announced as the captain that all training will be suspended this afternoon and all the staff will be engaged in cleaning. Also, all the staff will have to take a bath, cut their hair, and shave. ! Anyone who violates the regulations will be fined for one year of laundry!"

They are from Shanghai in the seventh game

Beijing.

June.

Ah K came to the Internet cafe to train as usual.Xicheng and Ajie were not there, only Rabbit and the others were playing miracles.Seeing Ah K is coming, the rabbit exclaimed excitedly: "Hurry up, come in before Ajie and the others, you must never think of what baby I got-a soul and a blessing! I rely on, I am today What evil luck has gone... life is so good!"

Ak said: "Two broken stones will make you proud to be like that?" Rabbit said: "I am the boss now. Everyone in the first district and five servers must respect me." Ak said: "Then Congratulations...I'm not going to miracles, I'm going to practice CS." Rabbit said: "You can play something else anyway. Anyway, you are not a first-line team member. You can't be on the front line with West City." Ak no longer Talk, sit in front of the computer and start practicing AWP maps.Rabbit and a few others grinned and smiled, and everyone started yelling and doing miracles again.

Neither Xicheng nor Ajie came this night.The rabbit and the others let out the skeletal corpses, soaking in a miraculous bliss, only Ak was practicing the gun silently.This night should have been a peaceful night in Beijing, no different from the past.However, near ten o'clock in the evening, something incredible happened.

Time: June 12, 2002

Location: Beijing Seattle Internet Cafe

"Boss, give us five seats."

After getting used to the slick Beijing accent, I suddenly heard the familiar Mandarin with a Shanghai accent. The owner of the Internet cafe, who was originally from Shanghai, couldn't help his heart beating.When I looked up, my eyes lit up-five young girls were standing in front of them with a smile, and a few of them occasionally covered their mouths and whispered: "Allah didn't know this, or sister is well informed..." "What perfume does Nun use? Ah, I bought it when I went to Hong Kong Baixiang last time?" "Nonsense, I bought it from the store in Lujiazui."

The boss stroked his gray hair, and said with some emotion in pure Shanghai dialect: "If you want to chat, you can sit at No. 30 to No. 35 in Area A."

The girls laughed while pursing their lips. They were about to talk to their boss about hometown. Although there are many Shanghainese in Beijing, they rarely have the opportunity to speak their hometown dialect. The main reason is that they can't stand the eyes of Beijingers.The tallest of the girls and the only unsmiling girl still said in Mandarin: "We are not here to chat." The boss said, "If you want to go to Lianzhong to play cards, area A is fine." The girl uttered a word. Said: "We are not here to play cards either. We are here to find the X-Files team to play."

As soon as this statement was made, the noisy Internet cafe suddenly became quiet, and the netizens near the counter put down the mouse in their hands and looked at the 5 of them directly.The boss helped the glasses, looked at them carefully, and said slowly: "Do you know what the X-Files team does?"

The tall girl said: "I know. The X-Files team is known as the strongest team in China. It was the champion of the CS competition in Beijing last year and the champion of the North China region. Since the beginning of this year, they have been looking for teams across the country to compete in the challenge. The score dropped the No. 1 of all regions, and online comments stated that they have become the veritable strongest team in China."

The boss said: "Then you still want them to compete?"

The girl said, "Will you give us a seat? We want a seat in the practice area of ​​the X-Files team."

The boss stared at them for a while, slowly took out five seat cards and handed them to the tall girl.

When the rabbit returned to his seat from the toilet, his eyes were obviously lax, but his spirit was extremely excited.He shook Ah K's shoulder and said, "A K, the comet has hit the earth, and the sun has come out from the north. There are 5 beauties looking for us to compete."

Ak said: "Didn't you say that, I am not interested in mixing with the MM in miracle."

The rabbit said: "It's not a miracle. It's CS. There are a few people who seem to be the MM team and are asking for seats from the boss. They made it clear that they want to play with us."

Beide Wang next to him (do you remember him, he was Peter when the X-Files team played against the Nanjing Black Paradise team and the Anhui Jack team) sneered: "You think women want to be crazy-play CS with women. Are you afraid of losing your share?"

Rabbit said: "What's the shame, everyone is beautiful~" Wang Bide said: "Beauties have an ass. In CS, technology is not the face. You are not afraid of smashing your team's signature when you fight with a woman. , If the captain finds out, it will be a curse again!"

"Really?" A cold, crisp voice approached them.