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Back at the dormitory, Song Shuhang pushed open the door and called softly: “I'm back. ”

Nobody responded to him.

No one?

He looked down again at the shoe cabinet, where the leave note was missing and his roommate had handed it over to the teacher.

“Are you still in class? I remember it was four classes in the afternoon, but Renshui teacher broke her legs and still hasn't been discharged, so there should be only two classes this afternoon?” Song Shuhang said secretly in his heart.

Did those guys go to Yang De's rental place again?

That's okay, they're not here, so it's easier for the pharmacist to come and receive the 'flying sword legend’ without worrying about what the roommate sees.

As he thought about it, he took off his shoes and was ready to enter the bedroom.

At this time, a voice of conversation came from the dormitory bedroom.

“Kocoum, please, you're the only person I know who has experience with girlfriends!” A neutral but crisp voice rang out.

“So, what are you trying to tell me? Get away from me, you're disgusting! Let's get this straight. I'm still waiting to get out.” Gao said somehow.

In front of him is a student in the same University of Gangnam uniform, hybrid, blonde!

He (she) should look like a handsome sunshine girl at first sight, but if he (she) looked closer, he (she) would feel more like a beautiful fake woman?

This is a human being whose appearance is simply incapable of judging gender.

Now this unknown classmate has a disgruntled look on her face. As he spoke, he approached someone from Gao.

Ko reached out to the classmate and restricted the distance between himself and him - he would have kicked his foot if it hadn't been for this guy growing up with him since he was a kid.

“Well, I went on a date with May today.” An unknown classmate giggled.

May, that seems like a girl's name, doesn't it? So this classmate is supposed to be a 'he’?

Kocoum calmly said, "Oh, isn't that great? ”

“Then I held hands with her, so happy.” The classmates were excited to roll on a bed in Gao, and they looked excited.

Some Gao: “Well, I can understand your excitement. But I'm really in a hurry, and you go straight to the subject, okay? ”

“Kocoum, you really don't know how to flirt, Stifler! So obviously we are green plums and bamboo horses, but you have not been able to soak me. Our parents had this idea of rubbing it together when we were kids.” Classmates spit in the gallery.

“Zhuge Yue, please go straight to the subject.” Gao is rubbing his temple hard.

“Well... actually I'm nervous because it's my first date with a girl. Causing body stiffness, when holding hands with Xiao Mei, the palms are too hard, Xiao Mei seems to have very painful palms, big failure!” Zhuge Moon looked depressed.

Gao already doesn't know how to answer.

“Tomorrow, I have another appointment with May. This time, I'm going to finish Kiss with her! But I've never kissed before, and I'm afraid I won't hit Mei's teeth too hard, so she'll be in pain.” Zhuge Yue said here, his eyes lit up and he stared at Ko.

Somehow, Ko's heart slowed for half a beat, and an ominous feeling came to his mind: “So you came here to ask me about Kiss's experience? ”

“Ah, in a way. After all, only you, my good friend, already have a girlfriend, must have kissed many times. ”

Gao nodded, which he couldn't deny.

“So give me a kiss and teach me how to KISS so I can have a better experience!” Zhuge Yue shook his fist.

“Wait... wait, am I hearing something wrong?” Ko's whole person struck a chill, and he looked at the green plum bamboo horse in front of the nerve strip.

“Let me give you a kiss, the French wet kiss kind.” Zhuge Yue shouted.

“Sorry, I refuse. I'm not kidding, and I already have a girlfriend. Please go find something to eat and practice. Pillows, columns, whatever!” Ko's firm veto.

“No, pillows, inflatable dolls. I've tried everything, but I don't feel it at all. I want a real person with moist lips that I can practice! Especially the tangle of the tongue. Please, Ko, only you can help me!” Zhuge Yue's sincere search for reclamation.

“Let me point you to a clear road, two blocks off campus, where girls have excellent oral skills and you learn a set of KISS skills to satisfy your girlfriend.” Kocoum pointed to a clear path.

“Impossible, I would never be sorry to May! And I have cleanliness.” Zhuge Yue refused: “So, Ko, help me. Don't worry, we know each other so well, we'll be fine. Plus, I've got a fresh film, and if you're really shy, we can practice through it first! ”

“Even with fresh film, I can't help you! You're out of your mind. I'm not out of my mind. You can't be sorry about your girlfriend, can I just make my ticket sad? So definitely not, you're dead! Hey, wait, what are you doing? Mmm!”

Then there was Gao's harsh struggling voice, and there was the sound of something dropping.

Song Shuhang heard here, his calf trembled. Shit, Kocoum's virginity won't be lost, will it?

As a good roommate, is he going in to help at this point? Or are you going to wait for Ko to be violated and then go in and comfort him?

When he thinks about it, he feels like he's making a compromise. Why don't you wait two minutes before you go in?

After all, what if Gao is arrogant and says don't want it, but his body is honest? Didn't I ruin his good deeds?

More than a minute later.

Song Shuhang was still struggling to get in the house, and the bedroom door was opened.

Blonde short haired moon face satisfied, red light full of push door out.

Song Shuhang's current vision is bareback. He just glanced at it and clearly saw his face on the bed as dead and deaf, as if he was playing with a broken Ko.

When Zhuge Yue opened the door, he suddenly saw Song Shuhang standing outside the door with a tangled face. He (she) suddenly stunned, the smile on his face quickly converged, and the shy Red Xia climbed up his cheek - he (she) knew how to be shy?

“Ha ha, you're done? Young people are so affectionate.” Song Shuhang imitated the pharmacist kind of laughter, trying to gently expose the matter without talking, to avoid embarrassment.

Zhuge Yue blinked his eyes and immediately revealed a refreshing and generous smile. He (she) reached out his right hand to Song Shuhang: “Hello, my name is Zhuge Yue, I am some kind of green plum bamboo horse. ”

“Hello, I'm Gao's roommate, Song Shuhang.” Book sailing reached out and cautiously shook Zhuge Yue. Fine little hands and small palms, presumably more likely to be female.

But seeing someone in the bedroom is like being fucked up by someone tall —— kissed by a girl, that's not supposed to happen, is it? So the book sailing immediately feels that Zhuge Yue is more likely to be a man.

“Nice to meet you. Ko is a little proud of this guy, his personality is a little shaky, and I ask you to take care of him more.” Zhuge Yue smiled. She had a great aura.

If only to look at her performance now, who would have thought that she kissed someone tall more than a minute ago and totally broke the other party's game?

“Too polite, I'm actually more taken care of by them.” Song Shuhang replied with a smile.

“By the way, where do I seem to have heard Song Shuhang's name?” Zhuge Moon blinked and thought.

Song Shuhang: “I don't think so. This is the first time I've seen Zhuge Yue classmates. ”

“No, my memory isn't wrong. I should have heard your name somewhere.” Zhuge Moon frowned and pondered bitterly.

A moment later, Zhuge Yue suddenly clapped his hands and said: “I remember! Song Shuhang, have you offended anyone lately? ”