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Jiangnan University City Affiliated Hospital is not far away, a corner...

Zhou was depressed today, and he made a phone call on his way to the office today. At the corner of a road, a man suddenly rushed towards his car at a speed of 100 metres.

Scared Zhou hurriedly threw away the phone, big bang speed. Grasp the steering wheel and turn the wheel quickly to avoid the man who was running. Zhou's breath is dark and relaxed - his mother, it's too dangerous! Good thing the old man's driving. Otherwise, you're going to be out on the street today!

But before Zhou's beating heart recovered, the man suddenly broke the laws of physics and fell backwards, rolling for three and a half weeks, holding his leg for a painful form, yelling: “Oops! My leg, my leg is broken! ”

The screams of men quickly attracted an unknown crowd of spectators.

The crowd didn't know the truth. They didn't know whether the car had hit a person or whether a person had crashed a car. There was a lot of discussion.

Man, you didn't even hit my car, okay? Did you hit the air wall? My husband is not an expert, he doesn't have the skills of an air wall!

Is this the legendary touch porcelain?

But do people who touch porcelain go to famous cars that are rich at first glance? Can a rotten car like yourself attract a touch of porcelain?

Chow, this is unknown. Business is hard these days. Who cares what kind of car you are?

Old Monday's face was bitterly twisted, sighing. There's no surveillance nearby, and he doesn't have a car recorder on this shitty car.

He touched his pockets, only a row of cards, a twenty dollar cash note and two one-dollar coins.

Twenty-two bucks. Probably not gonna get rid of a man lying there screaming, huh? He's not worth twenty bucks for such a great act!

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Song Shuhang happened to help the short-haired girl come to the intersection and prepare to stop a taxi here.

The two of them happen to have witnessed the ‘whole accident process'.

“Is this a man crashing?” The short-haired girl faded away and could see from her point of view that the car had been sheltered, but the man flew up and screamed down.

“It's not a human crash… it's not a crash at all.” Song Shuhang's eyesight is great now, and from his perspective he can clearly see that the man didn't hit the car at all and started screaming on the ground.

“Oh, I know it's called touching porcelain.” Short-haired girl takes a look at the book sailing: “Are you going to testify? ”

Doesn't that make any sense to this nice, nosy guy?

“It's useless if we don't have enough witnesses, and we don't have a video, and we don't have surveillance nearby.” Song Shuhang shook his head and the screaming man was undoubtedly professional, looking for a good place to touch porcelain.

“So that's it?” When the short-haired girl thought about it, her eyes suddenly lit up: “Why don't we go upstairs and beat the screaming guy on the ground? ”

“Never, violence doesn't solve all the problems, it only puts the driver in more trouble!” Song Shuhang hastily persuaded: “Look at me! Wait here, I'll call you a taxi... by the way, do you have any change on you? ”

The short-haired girl's face was stiff and she shook her head.

“I'll lend it to you first, then I'll see you later. Remember to pay me back.” Song Shuhang pulled a fifty out of his pocket and stuffed it to a short-haired girl. Anyway, he has just recently earned an unjust fortune and is quite generous.

Without waiting for the short-haired girl to reply, Song Shuhang has made great strides to the scene of the car accident, crowding out the crowd.

“Out of the way, out of the way!” He is now muscularly developed and quickly squeezes away the crowd.

Then he squatted next to the man screaming, staring at each other for a moment: "Yo, looks like he got hit. ”

The man who fell screaming sneaked his eyes and screamed even more awesome.

Song Shuhang coughed up and shouted: “Driver Master, you see that everyone has been hit like this, instead of following the car to accompany tens of thousands of yuan. ”

The downward screaming man was at a pause - he was worried that the eye-catching young man had come to expose him, but he was surprised that the young man had come to remember the beautiful aids. He was suddenly happy with his dragon face and screamed more cheerfully.

In the car, Zhou touched the twenty-two pieces of his pocket and sighed silently. Pinch the phone in your hand and get ready to call the police first.

“Driver, what are you waiting for? Get out of the car.” Song Shuhangkou said that a pair of hands were grasping at the porcelain man.

Touching the porcelain guy feels like this little young, something's wrong. He can't keep touching himself. He's not a fag, is he? Taking advantage of me? Eat my tofu?

Suddenly, goose bumps appeared on the man touching porcelain.

But... he's a very good actor, although he's not an official actor. But at this point, even if they eat tofu, they have to keep their teeth shut.

Screaming, you can't stop!

But soon, touching the porcelain man discovered something wrong again.

The eye-catching teenager reached into his pocket and pulled out his wallet.

Inside, he can pretend to be all his home now, 2,000 yards small.

The money was used to prevent accidental hospitalization of porcelain - a very dangerous profession, and in the unlikely event of a street killer or a female driver, she could be hospitalized with serious injuries. And what if the female driver doesn't have the cash, or if she meets a street killer with bad character, she just runs away?

What if a lot of hospitals don't admit money and they don't have any money?

With all this bullshit, what I'm trying to say is, he's got money in his wallet!

Little young man with clear eyebrows pulled out his wallet, drummed, very satisfied. Then the young man smiled warmly at him. And then... this young man got up and ran off with his legs, and he couldn't see a thing.

Touching the porcelain man came to realize that this girl had come across a robbery while it was still on fire: "I fucked you, old man! ”

The touching porcelain man rolled from the ground and Lisso got up. The lightning bolt chased him up, impoverished him: "Stop, you fucking stop, don't run! Kill a thousand knives! ”

The broken car that just touched porcelain, it lasted a few hundred bucks. But I have 2,000 small ones in my wallet. You can't lose size because you're small!

The original unknown spectators saw the man who had just fallen and screamed, but now he was chasing the young man with his legs and legs and lightning. What kind of broken leg is this guy? It's porcelain!

Zhou relieved himself in the dark in the car, and his hands on the 22-dollar bills came loose. Thinking back to the young man, Zhou sighed: “There are still many good people these days. ”

After the exclamation, he started his own wrecked car and grew.

On the other side, the short haired girl could not bear to laugh on her tight little face after watching the complete process.

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Song Shuhang took the touching porcelain man with him and ran a thousand and eight hundred meters. He waited until the other party ran out of breath and threw up his pale support wall. Another speed threw the other party to eat ash.

He even had time to call a taxi to pick up the short-haired girl at the intersection. The driver went to pick someone up very happily...

Touching the figure of the porcelain man desperate to Song Shuhang far away, my heart is so depressed: you can run so fast, and dry hair want to hang me for so long unjust road? Why don't you just dump me early?

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A taxi parked in front of a short-haired girl: "Little girl, was it you who called me to pull? ”

“Well, it's me.” Short-haired girl pinched fifty bucks and sat in a cab.

Well, that's funny, bad guy.