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“Ha, I thought I made the wrong call.” The other voice relieved the burden and said: “I'm almost to Jiangnan University City, come and pick me up! ”

“Pick you up? Who are you?” Gao was confused for a while and came to Jiangnan University City. Who is it?

“How sad! Didn't you hear my voice?” The other side exaggerates: “It's me, your best friend - George! ”

“George?” Kocoum thought hard, but really couldn't match the name with any acquaintance in his mind: “Never heard of it! ”

“…” The other side remained silent for a long time.

“Don't be ridiculous, tell me who you are, or I'm dead.” Gao a certain way.

“It's me, Zhuge Zhongyang!” The other party was helpless and reported another Chinese name.

When Ko heard the name, his face turned white - he recalled a day when he had been put on a fresh film and his virginity had been brutally tarnished.

Zhuge Zhongyang, Zhuge Yue's brother, is also a partner who grew up with Ko.

Like Zhuge Yue, Zhuge Zhongyang is also a hybrid.

Like Zhuge Yue, he's a * * bore!

Ko took a deep breath, suddenly raised the phone and kept the phone away from himself shouting: “Hey ~ what did you just say ~ ah, the signal is bad, I can't hear you ~ ~ I'm busy right now, can you call back later! Oh, my phone just ran out of power. That's it. Hang up! ”

After that, I didn't hesitate to hang up.

Never get involved with Zhuge during a sports session!

But he just hung up, Zhuge Zhongyang immediately called back.

Got me? Gao's face changed dramatically, then he swiftly answered the phone again: "Sorry, the phone number you dialed has been shut down. Sorry, the_number_you_dial_out_is_out_of_service! ”

On two occasions, Kocoum tried to turn off the phone.

“Son of a bitch, Ko-chan, try hanging up! The moving Chinese and English prompt is clearly a division of labor between men and women! I don't read much, don't lie to me!” There was a growl on the other phone: “If you don't want to answer me, just say," Why are you turning so many bends? "”

“I'm not afraid to hurt your fragile heart, then I'll say it clearly - I, no, want, take, you!” Gao a certain grin hey hey laughed.

“Son of a bitch, you wait!” Zhuge Zhongyang severely hung up the phone.

Gao is proud of a certain face.

“Who is it?” Song Shuhang asked, "There aren't many people who can make a certain face dramatically change.

“A super * * annoying!” Gao a certain facial liver ache: “Super narcissistic, self-feeling too good. Plus, it's super picky. Whatever you encounter, evaluate it from a top-down perspective. Eat bowl of road side yang spring noodles, he has to read more than a dozen shortcomings. More importantly, the guy's mouth is unblocked and he's got a flat mouth! Anyway, I can't help it! ”

Ko used a string of ‘super’ to describe his mood.

“It just sounds like a bad guy.” Lin Tubo sighed.

Song Shuhang pinched his chin: “If he is such a troublesome guy, did you send him away so easily? ”

“...” Ko was stunned: “Why don't I take a vacation and our brothers find a place to stay for a day? How about my treat? ”

Then, fifteen minutes later, a skinny, blonde hybrid handsome guy appeared in Gangnam University City. And he found Gao very well.

“Kocoum, you are too naive. You think you can get rid of me on one phone?” The handsome blonde dumped her long hair and revealed an evil smile.

Song Shuhang saw some of Gao's body tremble twice.

Blonde Zhuge Zhongyang took out his phone, scratched it a few times, pulled out a strange software, and proudly showed it to Ko: “See, just enter your phone number on this program, I can accurately locate your location within 5 meters, I specially paid someone to make it special for me! I'll let you pick me up. I'll find you in minutes, even if you don't come! ”

So many programs to locate people these days with cell phone numbers? It always feels like a personal * * crisis.

After complaining, Zhuge Zhongyang's beauty admired Gao's smelly face like shit. Then joyously ran to the edge of Tubor and shook hands with enthusiasm: "Ha ha, are some friends of Ko's? Hello, I'm Zhuge Zhongyang! ”

His passionate appearance is confusing.

‘Doesn't it look as annoying as Ko said?’ In Tubo's heart, after shaking his hand with Zhuge Zhongyang, he introduced himself: “My name is Lin Tubo, you can call me Bobo or Xiaobo. ”

“Tubor? Ha-ha-ha, that's a funny name. It's got to be spelled with some kind of fucking name. I always wondered if Ko was his parents' child. When I was a kid, I wondered if Ko was buying yogurt from his parents. What about you? Did you come with the charging time when you were little?” Zhuge Zhongyang laughed.

Earthwave frontal blush erupted - if I retract it before, this guy is really annoying, the first time I meet him, my blood pressure will rise! It's a miracle this guy's mouth hasn't been beaten to death!

Zhuge Zhongyang then shook Song Shuhang's hand with enthusiasm: “What's his name? ”

“Song Shuhang.” Book navigation still reported its own name, shouldn't there be any place for people to throw up?

“Good name. That's the name my son should have. Dude, it's pretty white. It feels a little creamy. Isn't it popular with girls? Recently, Huaxia's little girls have been very fond of white faces.” Zhuge Zhongyang laughed.

“...” Song Shuhang's mouth smoked: “I don't have a girlfriend yet. ”

“Huh? Are girls that tall now?” Zhuge Zhongyang was confused and then patted Song Shuhang's shoulder: “Want me to help you, brother? Not that I boast, as long as I have a phone call, whether it's a innocent girl or a beautiful girl, or a passionate Lori, Cold B girl, as long as I have a phone call, no one will refuse me, I will come to me with joy! ”

This guy is super self-absorbed!

“So much harm?” Song Shuhang couldn't help but be amused. “Zhuge, are you really in the express delivery industry? ”

Because Zhuge Zhongyang describes the little brother in the delivery industry, he can make all kinds of girls of different personalities and different ages come down to collect the delivery.

Zhuge Zhongyang was stunned. Half a day later, he dumped his hair. "Book sailing, have you ever seen a courier like me? What kind of courier in the world is handsome and young and gold like me? ”

At this point, a harvest truck stopped in the distance. A charming handsome uncle stepped out of the car...